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Goldenboko
05-06-2010, 01:24 AM
You're really freaking awesome.

QWOP (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)

black orb
05-06-2010, 01:28 AM
>>> I wanted to be awesome but I didnt figure out :(..:luca:

Raistlin
05-06-2010, 01:41 AM
I figured out a way to slowly get forward on a knee and a foot pretty much indefinitely. I got tired of it around 20 meters.

Whoever made that game is sadistic.

Mo-Nercy
05-06-2010, 01:48 AM
Why?!!

I hope someone works out to get get a proper running motion going, because I sure as smurf can't.

edit: my best stands at 1.7m

Rye
05-06-2010, 01:48 AM
wop?!

I got to 4 meter!

Mo-Nercy
05-06-2010, 01:51 AM
I just worked out the same method I think Raist is probably using. I'm at 12m and going strong!

Shoeberto
05-06-2010, 01:54 AM
This made me laugh a lot.

It actually reminds me of nightmares I have where I'm running and no longer can control my legs.

Raistlin
05-06-2010, 01:57 AM
I've gotten some good strides going sometimes, but between the awkward combinations required to keep it going along with how fragile staying upright is, it's very difficult to get anything consecutive. One mistimed button, or more typically getting the order wrong, means done. Zero margin of error.

I've gotten to 5 meters with a legit run.

Neisho
05-06-2010, 02:04 AM
Made it to 14!

Goldenboko
05-06-2010, 02:06 AM
I can't figure out how to get passed 2 meters. :(

Shoeberto
05-06-2010, 02:16 AM
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, QWOP!

The biggest hurdle is at meter 50. If you get there, you'll know what I mean.

Rantz
05-06-2010, 02:21 AM
I made a really freaking sweet dance on the spot, if that counts for something.

Værn
05-06-2010, 02:43 AM
I can't get more than 4.3 D:

Raistlin
05-06-2010, 02:56 AM
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, QWOP!

The biggest hurdle is at meter 50. If you get there, you'll know what I mean.

Did you do that running the whole way, or a sort of knee-crawl?

Shoeberto
05-06-2010, 02:59 AM
I prefer to think of it as strategic slinking.

Raistlin
05-06-2010, 03:02 AM
Haha, yeah, I had the one-knee-crawl going indefinitely, but it was slow and boring. I only managed just over 5 meters with anything resembling real strides.

Shoeberto
05-06-2010, 03:04 AM
It is fairly tedious, but then again, it's finals week for me. That should say it all.

G13
05-06-2010, 04:06 AM
It took me about ten minutes to get a rythm down. That hurdle wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. I just kicked it down and slinked over it. I got pretty pissed when I saw that last sign pop up. I really thought I was going to have to jump.


http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/QWOP-1.png

NorthernChaosGod
05-06-2010, 05:04 AM
I made a really freaking sweet dance on the spot, if that counts for something.

I totally did this when I first found this game, too. Also, I never figured out to get a good run in, I just crawled on one knee.

Also, fuck you, Eric. :mad2:

G13
05-06-2010, 05:12 AM
:smug:

Agent Proto
05-06-2010, 09:41 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpxPQc6NvxE">This is how it should be done.</a>

Btw, I hate this game so freakin much because I can't even get to close to how the person who made this video did. :( My personal best was like... 11 m though.

G13
05-06-2010, 10:04 AM
Watching the way he used the buttons it seems I did it a similar way, but a lot slower.

Dunno why but I'm considering doing it again.

theundeadhero
05-06-2010, 02:22 PM
The first and last time I tried this when someone posted about it a year or two ago.

Imperfectionist
05-06-2010, 04:18 PM
This made me laugh because i'm so crap at it and it's funny to watch him flailing around :p

I got 9 metres before I gave up.

Old Manus
05-06-2010, 04:18 PM
It's not too difficult once you figure out how to run. I alternate between pressing O-W and Q-P. Got to the hurdle at 50 metres, fell, wrote about it in my lj

Madame Adequate
05-06-2010, 07:50 PM
QWOP is a bastard of a game and, like Wes, I can only get a few meters properly. Unlike him I am masochistic enough to have knee-shuffled the entire way.

Hot Shot
05-06-2010, 08:11 PM
Man, this is hard! I only got 3.7m :(

EDIT: I'm getting the hang of it now. I'm up to 6.8. I know, it's not much improvement, but hey, it's something! This game is super addictive, I really should stop...but I can't.

leader of mortals
05-08-2010, 05:33 PM
I play this at school a lot, and my best is about 65 meters actually running, not crawling.

~*~Celes~*~
05-08-2010, 09:21 PM
first, i went completely backwards.

Then I made it to 1.4 where I'm pretty sure his leg is broken.

blackmage_nuke
05-09-2010, 11:27 PM
This video makes so much more sense now (http://www.cracked.com/video_17822_a-helpful-tutorial-hardest-sports-video-game-ever.html)

ReloadPsi
05-10-2010, 03:45 AM
And I thought night-running was hard in real life. This is insane!

oddler
05-10-2010, 12:10 PM
I suck all kinds of ways at this but I can't stop laughing at it. :up:

missaira
05-10-2010, 12:25 PM
woohoo! 4.1m :)
EDIT: 10.7M! i apologise for your scraped knees and stretched groin, dude :D

Rad Bromance
05-11-2010, 04:38 AM
Oh god this is more rage inducing than that Spongebob boat mobile game.

Levian
05-11-2010, 04:59 AM
Goldenboko, you are a horrible person. :colbert:

Laddy
05-12-2010, 09:47 PM
Everytime I play I end up lying on the ground in some porn star pose. :(

Aerith's Knight
05-12-2010, 11:51 PM
I almost got to 9 meters, but I did it in a buttload of time and spastic movements. xD

Lawr
05-13-2010, 12:56 AM
Get at me once you moonwalk -3 meters and touch the gray wall. :cool:

Mo-Nercy
05-13-2010, 01:59 AM
Get at me once you moonwalk -3 meters and touch the gray wall. :cool:
I did a kind of reverse facewall. =]

fire_of_avalon
05-13-2010, 02:27 AM
I haven't laughed this hard at myself in a long, long time. This is awesome.

Laddy
05-13-2010, 02:57 AM
Now don't get me wrong, watching a flexible, scantily-clad black man contort his body to my will is my kind of game.