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[~*~Celes~*~]

There's a fracking spider bite on my butt ;-;

Discuss weird and unsavory things that have happened to you lately.

[Unbreakable Will]

O_O

I pulled a tick off my leg that was unsettlingly close to my balls.

[Rodarian]

Thats weird 0_o....

A sparrow flew into my face. The impact was so strong that dropped to the ground in a daze. @_@... My friend stood there slacked jawed.. I have scar now on the cheek....

[Vermachtnis]

I sneezed and almost broke my neck. I mean it, I sneezed and a sharp pain shot through my neck and traveled to my forehead.

[NorthernChaosGod]

A duck flew at me while I was swimming today, he almost hit me. Then he flew off.

[Shorty]

Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.

That was weird.

[Aerith's Knight]

I almost ran over a dove while cycling.


To be fair, I was aiming for it.

[Rantz]

Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.

That was weird.

That was just little old me! :jess:

[Jiro]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

[Chris]

I have been attacked and actually chased by swans. Swans, plural, as it has happened to me more than once. @_@

[Inferno]

Just stop trying to eat their eggs

[Vermachtnis]

Swans are bastards. (http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html)

[Chris]

That article is actually pretty accurate. Once a swan starts "hunting" you, it will never stop. I am seriously terrified of swans now, because of the unpleasant history we share. =(

[Unbreakable Will]

This part made me laugh

You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life

Aaaaand this part made me laugh harder
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/hippocute5.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

You're an Aussie, man! Show some Aussie spirit and hunt that sucker down.

[Bunny]

There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(

This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!

You need a squirt bottle, a small amount of fake or real blood, and a larger, scarier bat. This is the only time-tested solution for getting rid of bats in your house. Don't ask Celes for advice though, she'll just tell you to spray it to death. She's kinda rude :(

[~*~Celes~*~]

B-But aww ._.

[qwertysaur]

Bats are cute. :jess:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bats are cute. :jess:

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/508/1222570135359.jpg

[Bunny]

Is bats?

[Matthew]

I had what felt like a splinter, but when I looked closely there was nothing there except for a moment I thought I saw something shiny, and now it doesn't hurt anymore.

So what I'm saying is I think I've been invaded bodily.