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~*~Celes~*~
05-13-2010, 01:23 PM
There's a fracking spider bite on my butt ;-;
Discuss weird and unsavory things that have happened to you lately.
Unbreakable Will
05-13-2010, 05:48 PM
O_O
I pulled a tick off my leg that was unsettlingly close to my balls.
Rodarian
05-13-2010, 08:01 PM
Thats weird 0_o....
A sparrow flew into my face. The impact was so strong that dropped to the ground in a daze. @_@... My friend stood there slacked jawed.. I have scar now on the cheek....
Vermachtnis
05-13-2010, 09:23 PM
I sneezed and almost broke my neck. I mean it, I sneezed and a sharp pain shot through my neck and traveled to my forehead.
NorthernChaosGod
05-13-2010, 10:47 PM
A duck flew at me while I was swimming today, he almost hit me. Then he flew off.
Shorty
05-14-2010, 08:11 AM
Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.
That was weird.
Aerith's Knight
05-14-2010, 10:10 AM
I almost ran over a dove while cycling.
To be fair, I was aiming for it.
Rantz
05-14-2010, 10:25 AM
Tonight I was standing at my kitchen sink full of soapy water to do dishes, and I swear to god something SQUIRTED ME from in the water. Water squirted out from the sink and hit my arm.
That was weird.
That was just little old me! :jess:
There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(
This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!
Chris
05-14-2010, 03:10 PM
I have been attacked and actually chased by swans. Swans, plural, as it has happened to me more than once. @_@
Inferno
05-14-2010, 03:33 PM
Just stop trying to eat their eggs
Vermachtnis
05-14-2010, 04:42 PM
Swans are bastards. (http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html)
Chris
05-14-2010, 04:51 PM
That article is actually pretty accurate. Once a swan starts "hunting" you, it will never stop. I am seriously terrified of swans now, because of the unpleasant history we share. =(
Unbreakable Will
05-14-2010, 05:29 PM
This part made me laugh
You would totally name her Sassybaskets and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life
Aaaaand this part made me laugh harder
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/hippocute5.jpg
NorthernChaosGod
05-14-2010, 06:47 PM
There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(
This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!
You're an Aussie, man! Show some Aussie spirit and hunt that sucker down.
Bunny
05-14-2010, 08:48 PM
There's been a bat trapped in my house for the past two nights, it keeps coming into my room and circling me. It wants my blood you guys :(
This is not the first time I have ever been attacked by a bat either!
You need a squirt bottle, a small amount of fake or real blood, and a larger, scarier bat. This is the only time-tested solution for getting rid of bats in your house. Don't ask Celes for advice though, she'll just tell you to spray it to death. She's kinda rude :(
~*~Celes~*~
05-14-2010, 10:09 PM
B-But aww ._.
qwertysaur
05-15-2010, 01:14 AM
Bats are cute. :jess:
NorthernChaosGod
05-15-2010, 01:43 AM
Bats are cute. :jess:
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/508/1222570135359.jpg
Bunny
05-15-2010, 02:46 AM
Is bats?
Matthew
05-15-2010, 07:22 AM
I had what felt like a splinter, but when I looked closely there was nothing there except for a moment I thought I saw something shiny, and now it doesn't hurt anymore.
So what I'm saying is I think I've been invaded bodily.
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