Bunny
05-16-2010, 06:50 PM
They are weird and they make no sense. We have had this thread about a billion times but never had it featured one of the weirdest, most random dreams that included me before.
My dream:
I was driving down an interstate in what looked like a desert state, probably New Mexico or Nevada. I have lived in Nevada before so I am guessing that, since I can make sense of that much. Anyway, I was driving down an interstate and I pulled into what looked like a bar so I could ask for directions. I went the wrong way and wound up looking at a toilet that was sitting outside and full of what looked like sandwich wrappers. Just then, a burly looking man with a massive (awesome) beard came out and yelled "IS THIS THE TOILET" before flushing the trash down and laughing maniacally to himself. I quickly got the fuck out of there.
As I was leaving, three bikers drove out on their motorcycles and started "following" me. I drove faster, they drove faster. I decided "well, I can lose them I know how!" At that exact moment, my car disappeared and I was riding on the air. I jumped down a hill and got some speed. Unfortunately the motorcycles these bikers were riding were fueled with demon blood or something because they quickly caught up with me. They were impressed with my ability to ride the air really fast so they bought me a room at a hotel and explained they were not following me, simply driving in the same direction. That makes sense and they were pretty happy about it so I believed them. Oh, and one of the bikers disappeared because now there were only two. I can only assume his bike had tainted demon's blood and exploded instead of sped up.
Anyway, apparently this hotel was a themed hotel about horror or something. The two bikers decided to take an elevator upstairs to their room but I missed it so I had to take another one. Lucky there were about two dozen others to choose from. I kept hearing screams from their elevator, which made me uneasy about the whole elevator thing. So I am decided which elevator looks the safest when out of nowhere, a reasonably attractive girl shows up and suggest I take an elevator that is not there. Naturally, she is attractive so I agree that here elevator is the best elevator and I climb into it (it was below the door, if you can picture that. I had to kinda squeeze in?). Anyway, I start sinking because the theme of this elevator is quicksand. I start flailing around which is the worst idea you can do when trapped in quicksand so I sink quicker. The girl helps me but she also sinks. Instead of trying to further help me, she gives me a blowjob instead.
I woke up during or after the blowjob, I can't remember much except that it was apparently a good blowjob.
Dreams are fucking weird. I was not thinking of any combination of anything within that dream while trying to sleep or anytime throughout the day before. I can only assume I was drugged or it was a result of me not sleeping more than two hours in a 36 hour period.
Anyway, your most recent dream go.
My dream:
I was driving down an interstate in what looked like a desert state, probably New Mexico or Nevada. I have lived in Nevada before so I am guessing that, since I can make sense of that much. Anyway, I was driving down an interstate and I pulled into what looked like a bar so I could ask for directions. I went the wrong way and wound up looking at a toilet that was sitting outside and full of what looked like sandwich wrappers. Just then, a burly looking man with a massive (awesome) beard came out and yelled "IS THIS THE TOILET" before flushing the trash down and laughing maniacally to himself. I quickly got the fuck out of there.
As I was leaving, three bikers drove out on their motorcycles and started "following" me. I drove faster, they drove faster. I decided "well, I can lose them I know how!" At that exact moment, my car disappeared and I was riding on the air. I jumped down a hill and got some speed. Unfortunately the motorcycles these bikers were riding were fueled with demon blood or something because they quickly caught up with me. They were impressed with my ability to ride the air really fast so they bought me a room at a hotel and explained they were not following me, simply driving in the same direction. That makes sense and they were pretty happy about it so I believed them. Oh, and one of the bikers disappeared because now there were only two. I can only assume his bike had tainted demon's blood and exploded instead of sped up.
Anyway, apparently this hotel was a themed hotel about horror or something. The two bikers decided to take an elevator upstairs to their room but I missed it so I had to take another one. Lucky there were about two dozen others to choose from. I kept hearing screams from their elevator, which made me uneasy about the whole elevator thing. So I am decided which elevator looks the safest when out of nowhere, a reasonably attractive girl shows up and suggest I take an elevator that is not there. Naturally, she is attractive so I agree that here elevator is the best elevator and I climb into it (it was below the door, if you can picture that. I had to kinda squeeze in?). Anyway, I start sinking because the theme of this elevator is quicksand. I start flailing around which is the worst idea you can do when trapped in quicksand so I sink quicker. The girl helps me but she also sinks. Instead of trying to further help me, she gives me a blowjob instead.
I woke up during or after the blowjob, I can't remember much except that it was apparently a good blowjob.
Dreams are fucking weird. I was not thinking of any combination of anything within that dream while trying to sleep or anytime throughout the day before. I can only assume I was drugged or it was a result of me not sleeping more than two hours in a 36 hour period.
Anyway, your most recent dream go.