Dear god man, my FOURSKN!!1

[Madame Adequate]

You don't even want to know guys

What is th most implausbile injury you ahve ever sustains?D

ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it

[Aerith's Knight]

I'd believe you were drunk while making this, if it wasn't 6 PM on a Sunday.

[Iceglow]

it's foreskin hux, it comes before. And you're clearly wrecked aren't you. I'll answer your thread however.

I've "broken my funny bone" I basically fractured most of the bones in my right elbow during a mosh pit injury. It hurt and no it was not very funny at the time.

[Madame Adequate]

nO that does not sound very sufnny steve yuo poor man :(

whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro

[I Took the Red Pill]

one tiem i murdorded a tynarasorus rex wtih only a broom nda a "niel dimonds graestest hits"

i excaped with jsut a miner scrtasch on my eblow

[Quindiana Jones]

I FUCKING LOVE ALL THE DRUNK POSTS THAT HAVE OCCURRED RECENTLY. Seriously, best weekend ever. xD

[rubah]

wire through the foot?!

[Rye]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD

[Madame Adequate]

wire through the foot?!

oh christ amlighjty :(

[fire_of_avalon]

I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.

[Marshall Banana]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
Break up with him.

[Agent Proto]

I cut open my finger on a razor blade one time. That's it.

My brother did this exact same thing once, except it was with a box cutter.

[Aerith's Knight]

whaty are ypi ta;lomg anpit Duictchman it's mindnuight in Euro

Again, on a SUNDAY.

And these errors you're making aren't very plausible. It just looks like you typed with a foam finger.

[Rye]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
Break up with him.

Will you take me instead?

[Old Manus]

Welcome to the drunk posting at EoFF Club Hux

I'm pretty wankered right now too

Thank you spell check

[Marshall Banana]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
Break up with him.

Will you take me instead?
Of course!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/ilovepigtails.gif

[Madame Adequate]

If anyone desire edification I am perfectly capable of making an erudite and properly spelled post if the desire takes me no matter my level of inebriation. The entertaining thing about being under the influence is not that one types poorly, but rather that one simply does not care about the mistakes made in the process of typing.

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

[black orb]

>>> I cracked my skull when I was little, my mom said it was my dad`s fault..:luca:

[Imperfectionist]

Fourskin! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUKaIN9IFgo&feature=related)

This thread totally made me think of the first 30 seconds of this video XD

[Rye]

Fourskin! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUKaIN9IFgo&feature=related)

This thread totally made me think of the first 30 seconds of this video XD

I'VE GOT A BIG REEEED ONE! ♥

[Madame Adequate]

ashahahahahaha

mionda was uignored :cool:

[Marshall Banana]

Let's settle this like men, leper.

[Madame Adequate]

Clearly it has already been settled.

By a man.

In my bed.

Where Rye was.

At the same time as me.

(I was the man.)

[Momiji]

Fourside? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBT1Cspwss)

[Madame Adequate]

Well as long as you're talking about Earthbound (http://ocrmirror.org/files/music/remixes/Earthbound_Bus!_OC_ReMix.mp3)...

[Citizen Bleys]

ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it

How, pray tell, does one "kice?"


Again, on a SUNDAY.

Correct. It is :bou::bou::bou::bou: Faced Sunday.

[Madame Adequate]

ps i kiced a wolf in the nuts and it totally died from it

How, pray tell, does one "kice?"

That knowledge is not for the Dominions.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.

[Marshall Banana]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

[NorthernChaosGod]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

:eek:

Share? :D

[rubah]

I was going to post a picture of my injury, but I can't find the file or the photo to re-scan it, so you're just out of luck for now!

[Jiro]

My spine collapsed on itself and I was quite unable to move properly!

[Madame Adequate]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

Why would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.

rubah - disappointing. :(
Jiro - your... spine collapsed? That uh... are you okay? :|

[Rye]

Sunday is a good time to drink when classes and exams are over and all you have to do for the next few months is write a dissertation! XD

[Jiro]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided fuck you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard :cool:

[Parker]

Kick a Wolfs Nut.

[Unbreakable Will]

If anyone desire edification I am perfectly capable of making an erudite and properly spelled post if the desire takes me no matter my level of inebriation. The entertaining thing about being under the influence is not that one types poorly, but rather that one simply does not care about the mistakes made in the process of typing.

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.
Thank you my dear man, that explanation coupled with the Do-not-want attitude of pressing the spell check button sums up drunk-typing perfectly. :zombert:

[Jess]

I've had many injuries but one of the smaller ones was more painful.

I was shaving my legs in the shower and I slipped and the razorblade caught my other hand and sliced through my finger nail, tearing my fingernail off. It was so painful at the time.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard :cool:

Jesus! :eek:

[Rad Bromance]

I faceplanted off a skateboard once and cut myself really bad in doing so, but I didn't break anything. :D

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

On topic.
Ingrown toenail. Pain, evergodlovingpain that won't leave me. It hurts to walk. At least it does after a few hours of being used.

On better topic.
I seriously can't remember the last time I posted on EOFF sober. It was quite a while ago. In fact, I'm gonna check.
Ah. It was on 04-22-2010, 11:15 PM in Rosetta...thief?!?!
I always feel like contributing more to my favorite community when I have alcohol.

Though, I haven't posted really smammered yet. Just a bit smammeredish.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard :cool:

Jesus! :eek:

I think he might win this thread :(

[Ragebrain The Enraged]

I'm good now, yeah. Well mostly. I just neglected my chiro visits and my spine decided smurf you and just left the job of keeping me upright to my muscles. Basically it was like smashing a glass and expecting the water to stay there -- without a frame I was screwed. My neck was stuck to my left shoulder and I was having periodic muscle spasms which was just shooting lots of agony everywhere. I couldn't move anything except my legs without being in pain too.

But nah I'm good, got that straightened out. My body likes to try and give up a lot but I keep running it hard :cool:

Jesus! :eek:

I think he might win this thread :(

Oh my god. :o

[Marshall Banana]

And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

:eek:

Share? :D
Nuh-uh! I worked hard for them! If you want secret Rye pictures, you must romance her yourself!





And no, Lamonda, you cannot have Rye in any way, shape, or form. DAS IST VERBOTEN.

Someone's been put in their place.
He's been saying that for years, but guess what! I have plenty of Rye pictures that prove him wrong!

Why would I need pictures, Monda? I have the real thing.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/lawl.jpg

Look. It's the future.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I just romance you instead?

[Jiro]

I don't win the thread what are you talking about. BoB was run over by a car, that's far worse than my little problem :shobon:

[Meat Puppet]

broken heart

[Madame Adequate]

Can I just romance you instead?

There, see Monda? Here's a nice boy for you. Stop being silly about Rye - it can never happen!

[Rodarian]

The funny thing is that he started out making these posts sober, just trying to fake-drunk it up, but he is actually drunk now... XD
Break up with him.

Will you take me instead?

No I''d take you instead! I'd wisk you away to badlands of Pakistan! There you will be taken to a lil village where u have to get water from the well and make sure that I get served tea at five.....

JUST KIDDING!!

You'll live a ball'n life with me...So ditch the foreskin peeler and be with me! LOL


*I still love u Hux....*

[Marshall Banana]

Can I just romance you instead?
Impossible!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Can I just romance you instead?
Impossible!

I have strawberries.

[Marshall Banana]

...

[Unbreakable Will]

I have those crazy white strawberries. :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

...

Hahaha NCG broke Monda

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have those crazy white strawberries. :colbert:
You damned, dirty liar. :doublecolbert:



...

Hahaha NCG broke Monda

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this... :|

[Marshall Banana]

............ .... ........ :kauberry:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hey there, Monda. ;)

[Marshall Banana]

I've decided that before I die I'll arrange for my pictures of Rye to be deleted forever immediately following my death.

HE HE HE!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll just have to keep you alive then. ;)

[Marshall Banana]

You're more likely to see them if I'm dead.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, but then I wouldn't have you. :jokey:

[Marshall Banana]

Okay, tell you what: I'll send you one (1) pixel from a specific, naughty photo of Rye every day (in no particular order), and you'll have a complete photo once you arrange every pixel accurately.

[Rye]

You guys are embarassing me. :blush: And whoever closed this thread.

[Psychotic]

This thread hasn't been on topic for some time so I am closing it. If you wish for pornography of Rye, NCG, you may subscribe to her site just like everyone else.

[Rantz]

http://knowwhatilikethemost.biz/