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Jiro
05-17-2010, 02:21 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/MafiaXV2.png

Crappy banner because I'm too tired to do any better. Put up and shut up please~

Yo, hello. I'm one half of a dashing and daring duo, my partner in crime being the ever dazzling Laddy. We're your fab hosts for EoFF's fifteenth edition of Mafia! I think we've surpassed the Final Fantasy series now both in terms of quantity and quality, don't ya think? :D

Anyway, our theme this time is a little bit fruity... Actually it's a whole lot fruity! Everybody join us in the salad bowl for a party! If you're down for a good time, sign up in this thread or send a mognet message to myself or my buddy Laddy! If you sign up via MM, you'll be anonymous on the sign up lists! Great if you're Psychotic who never wants to admit he's playing :p

I'd like to thank Goldenboko whose post I nicked the rest of this post from. Peace, broheim!

How to Play Mafia

The Basics (http://www.sitesled.com/members/mikeburnfire/mafiascum04.swf). If this is your first time playing, read up, and if you just need a refresher, click away!

Common Mafia roles (http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf).

If you decide to sign up you shall be given a private message when the game starts with a username and password. This will be your anonymous account that you will use to play in the game thread.

Rules specific to EoFF Mafia
Borrowed from a long list of people

Unless specifically mentioned in your Assignment PMs, all Mafia related discussion must happen in the Official game thread. Please do not discuss the game using instant messengers, IRC, Private Messages, voice chats, phone calls, snail mail etc. etc. No, we can't enforce this because we can't spy on you, but we would appreciate it if you followed this simple rule.
Do not reveal your role privately to each other. You can of course role claim as part of your strategy in this thread. Just don't do it outside the game.
Play nice. Even if you are using second accounts, don't resort to flaming and whatnot. Kill each other without resorting to being mean.
Please make all posts in the Game thread under your specific Mafia accounts.
Play fair. Also known as the "don't be an ass" rule. Being an ass includes cheating, diverging completely from your assigned role, going back and deleting or editing all your posts, using asshole-ish methods [M] to find out information about other people's roles, etc.
Do NOT use your Mafia accounts to post in any non-Mafia related threads.
Regarding roles and accounts
All of the roles were assigned randomly to a player and then those were randomly assigned to the character.
Don’t roleplay, it’s annoying. I know it is. Play your character how you want though. There will be no penalty to anyone who does role play.
Don’t share with others who you are or what your password is or what your role is. This makes it lose its fun-ness. Think for your selves guys! You don’t need anyone else.

Players List
1. ????
2. xoxo
3. ????
4. ????
5. ????
6. Shattered Dreamer
7. Jessweeee♪ + Mogi
8. Guardian XIII
9. The Summoner of Leviathan
10. leader of mortals
11. Sir Lancealot
12. Timekeeper
13. Mo-Nercy
14. ????
15. Blues Agent
16. ???? + ????
17. Shiny
18. ????

Replacement List
1. Mysterious Being
2. leader of mortals
3.
4.

Shattered Dreamer
05-17-2010, 07:10 PM
Sign me up :bigsmile:

Jessweeee♪
05-17-2010, 09:52 PM
Mogi and I will sign up together.

Marshall Banana
05-17-2010, 10:20 PM
Know why I'm angry? :kaoangry:

Laddy
05-18-2010, 01:04 AM
Why? :O

Agent Proto
05-18-2010, 01:10 AM
Lack of strawberries in the dumb fruity banner.

~*~Celes~*~
05-18-2010, 01:18 AM
QUICK! EVERYONE POST STRAWBERRIES FOR MONDA'S SAKE!

:kauberry:

Marshall Banana
05-18-2010, 01:26 AM
:kauberry:

Jiro
05-18-2010, 08:24 AM
Lack of strawberries in the dumb fruity banner.

:colbert:

We still have plenty more positions to fill my lovelies, ask all your friends!

G13
05-18-2010, 08:34 AM
I'll play I guess.

Jiro
05-18-2010, 08:42 AM
I sense greatness in you, young one

G13
05-18-2010, 08:57 AM
:jess:

Laddy
05-19-2010, 03:10 AM
Come ong guyyyys! Let's plaaaay! We worked very hard! :'(

Jiro
05-19-2010, 04:04 AM
Waiting for some of our regulars to sign up~

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-20-2010, 04:03 AM
I WANT IN PLEASE!

*offers sexual favours*

Jiro
05-21-2010, 12:38 PM
Sexual favours are unnecessary but appreciated! However, we still need more players. Get recruiting :bigsmile:

leader of mortals
05-22-2010, 12:38 AM
I thought I had already joined...

Oh well, I'll join now!

Laddy
05-22-2010, 01:41 AM
Yay! Over halfway there!

Jiro
05-22-2010, 03:32 AM
Still need a couple more players till we can start!

Sir Lancealot
05-22-2010, 05:54 AM
I'll join.

Timekeeper
05-22-2010, 06:08 AM
Oh fine! Don't hunt me down and tell me Mafia is on again, and that you're co-hosting it!

I'm in.

Ragebrain The Enraged
05-22-2010, 12:35 PM
I think I've played this game before on another forum! :D do you play with special rules?

Jiro
05-22-2010, 12:56 PM
Oh fine! Don't hunt me down and tell me Mafia is on again, and that you're co-hosting it!

I'm in.

Shut up. You never call any more. I don't even know where you are at night, you could be in an alley getting raped :crying2:

I figured you'd focus on your assignments like a good student. I was wrong. :jess:

Also any special rules will be explained in role mognet messages (also known as PMs). Or they won't be fully explained and it'll be exciting and full of suspense! That's half the excitement, Ragebrain! :D

Mo-Nercy
05-22-2010, 01:37 PM
I used to play the playing cards variety of this game at school all the time after our chips for texas hold 'em got confiscated.

Having said that, I don't remember it being this complicated. Perhaps that's testament to how horrible I am at this. xDD

Count me in though.

Jiro
05-22-2010, 01:45 PM
It'll all come back to you once you've got your role and you're in the game, don't worry Mo! :D

Ragebrain The Enraged
05-22-2010, 02:37 PM
the thought of fruit committing organised crime makes me smile. :D

Laddy
05-22-2010, 10:38 PM
We only need four more people! Come on guys! :D

Agent Proto
05-22-2010, 10:45 PM
I guess you can count me in.

Del Murder
05-22-2010, 10:53 PM
I am not playing game because of Laddy's hideous new name and his awful font. (j/k Ladster, I just don't have the time, good luck everyone!)

Timekeeper
05-23-2010, 03:28 AM
Oh fine! Don't hunt me down and tell me Mafia is on again, and that you're co-hosting it!

I'm in.

Shut up. You never call any more. I don't even know where you are at night, you could be in an alley getting raped :crying2:

I figured you'd focus on your assignments like a good student. I was wrong. :jess:


When ever I call, you just never pick up! :cry:
I usually have to talk to Mr. Potato Head!!

I probably should and will focus on my assignments among other things...
I'll probably just do the usual thing of reading up while everyone is asleep, throwing in my 2c and then going to sleep when everyone starts logging on :eep:

Del Murder
05-23-2010, 04:28 AM
That strategy seems to have worked for you though!

Jiro
05-23-2010, 08:35 AM
We almost have enough guys! Just a couple more and we can start with a full line up :D

Timekeeper
05-23-2010, 09:47 AM
That strategy seems to have worked for you though!

Haha, I guess I make it work for me.

I did get real excited last game when I engaged in an actualy discussion for the first time though :p

Jiro
05-23-2010, 11:15 AM
I feel you have developed a problem where you are completely unable to type the word actual. There are two Ls in "actually" as well, so you're just weird.

We may or may not be starting very soon. I need to ask the Purple Prince whether we have enough to launch! (ilu Laddy~)

Ragebrain The Enraged
05-23-2010, 06:02 PM
:D

Shiny
05-23-2010, 11:16 PM
http://teamaltman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Annoying-Orange.jpeg

I will sign up and I promise not to intentionally ruin the game this time. :3

~*~Celes~*~
05-24-2010, 02:47 AM
OH LOOK I have a prettyfull avatar~

Jiro
05-24-2010, 05:14 AM
Yo, look out for your PMs. I'm starting everything now~ :D

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-24-2010, 05:24 AM
*waits impatiently* :p FASTER!

qwertysaur
05-24-2010, 05:54 AM
[happy fruit thing]

I will sign up and I promise not to intentionally ruin the game this time. :3
It was very entertaining watching that from a mod point of view :p

Jiro
05-24-2010, 07:17 AM
Realised I had an online exam due today so I have been doing that the past few hours okay. It was a very hard exam but I think I nailed it. Direct all your hate and ill wishes towards me but things are coming! :hyper:

[M] Caprica
05-24-2010, 08:14 AM
Hmmm, blueberries...so sweet and juicy...I could just eat myself...

[M] Colette
05-24-2010, 08:49 AM
I'm not a very good car.

[M] D'Anna
05-24-2010, 08:50 AM
I have a fantabulous figure :cool:

[M] Mom – Host
05-24-2010, 08:56 AM
Well looks like we have a few confirmations! Need a couple more before I can make the thread though~

[M] Harry - Dad's Dad
05-24-2010, 09:14 AM
:jess:

[M] Joe - Army Dad
05-24-2010, 09:18 AM
:cool:

[M] Greg - Hot Dad
05-24-2010, 09:30 AM
:greenie:

[M] Mom – Host
05-24-2010, 10:25 AM
Get your butts in the game thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/132292-mafia-game-thread-day-one.html), it's show time!

Jiro
05-24-2010, 01:02 PM
Don't forget we're still always interested in substitutes/replacements/partners.

qwertysaur
05-24-2010, 02:24 PM
You do know that Mafia is supposed to go in Wonder Square right? :p

[M] Helo
05-24-2010, 04:15 PM
I posted that in the game thread. Now people will think we're the same person. :irked:

:shifty:

[M] Caprica
05-24-2010, 05:00 PM
Because you are~

[M] Helo
05-24-2010, 05:04 PM
no u

[M] Caprica
05-24-2010, 05:08 PM
Only when with your dad late at night~

[M] Elize
05-24-2010, 05:23 PM
Oh no u didn't!

[M] Adama
05-24-2010, 05:56 PM
oh yes he did! Or she. I can't tell the genders of fruits.

qwertysaur
05-24-2010, 06:03 PM
Plum;2854000']
I posted that in the game thread. Now people will think we're the same person. :irked:

:shifty:
But I'm not listed as a player. Unless I'm one of those secret ???? people then I can't be you! But if I was you I guess you would know that already. :p

Besides if you are me then there is a 87% chance that you are vanilla town. I get that role more than Psychotic gets doctor, Goldenboko gets mafia goon AND Jessweeee♪ gets a really fun role combined :p

oddler
05-24-2010, 06:22 PM
It's hilarious because it's true!

Del Murder
05-24-2010, 06:59 PM
You do know that Mafia is supposed to go in Wonder Square right? :p
I left the sign up thread in GC to hopefully generate activity. I moved them now that the game is underway.

Jiro
05-25-2010, 03:14 AM
My mistake, figured Mafia was still a GC activity. Sorry!

[M] Mike - Funny Dad
05-25-2010, 02:06 PM
I was just about to post my vote and reasoning and you closed it! Magenta is now going to be my personal bitch.

[M] Mom – Host
05-25-2010, 02:14 PM
That was Jiro btw, and I gave you a whole extra minute. Sorry homeskillet! :shobon:

[M] Mike - Funny Dad
05-25-2010, 02:28 PM
You've dug your grave, aussie. You must have closed it literally right at the second I was about to post. That must be the worst timing in the history of Mafia. I've learned my lesson: don't not of being late.

Jiro
05-25-2010, 02:39 PM
My clock said 11:03pm, so I scrolled down and checked the time in the account, then I scrolled back up. I then opened the clock on my computer, watched it tick over to 11:04pm and then clicked "thread options -> close".

Just bad timing, sorry!

Timekeeper
05-25-2010, 03:26 PM
Fruit Basket;']As he made his way to the stage, he slipped on a human skin and died.

[M] Banana was a Doctor, played by leader of mortals!

As soon as I read that I thought of this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKn0HddzuWM).
It's the best thing I've ever seen :D

[M] Felix
05-25-2010, 04:08 PM
Great job everyone. You all suck.

leader of mortals
05-25-2010, 04:09 PM
Banana;2854682']Great job everyone. You all suck.

A lot

[M] Helo
05-25-2010, 04:12 PM
wtf

[M] Walter - Smart Dad
05-25-2010, 04:38 PM
Should of guessed that [M] Banana was leader of mortals fits his playing style right to the ground. Great start town :P

leader of mortals
05-25-2010, 04:43 PM
You can normally it is me because I overuse commas, although they are still all used correctly, or at least I think they are.

[M] Helo
05-25-2010, 06:28 PM
I hope day two starts earlier, otherwise I'm going to completely miss the beginning and end. :(

~*~Celes~*~
05-25-2010, 06:48 PM
:jess:

Del Murder
05-25-2010, 08:15 PM
Uh oh town, you killed a doctor on the first day! Not looking good. :greenie:

leader of mortals
05-25-2010, 10:06 PM
Uh oh town, you killed a doctor on the first day! Not looking good. :greenie:

No, it really isn't.

[M] Helo
05-25-2010, 10:33 PM
If someone finds some 1337 ev!denze against me or someone realises I made a strange joke, wait until I'm not sleeping so I can respond. Ciao my fruity brethren.

leader of mortals
05-25-2010, 10:50 PM
Plum;2854822']

If someone finds some 1337 ev!denze against me or someone realises I made a strange joke, wait until I'm not sleeping so I can respond. Ciao my fruity brethren.

Hold on a second! SARCASM!:eek: He is obviously scummier than the nasty :bou::bou::bou::bou: in my shower tiles!

##Kill: Proffesor Plum

Psychotic
05-25-2010, 11:02 PM
hahaha just read the thread. Dude, lom, why were you going smurfing mental as a Doctor on Day One? :lol: save that :bou::bou::bou::bou: for Day Two or Three, man. Seriously, if you try to help the town in any way early on they will try to lynch you! (and unless you're a day vig, you can't threaten them for pulling this crap on you)

leader of mortals
05-25-2010, 11:35 PM
Yeah, I should have remembered that no one is allowed to have an opinion, or else they will be instantly and mercilessly killed.

Also, if you were wondering why I attacked so hard, it is because I thought I should try to be a strong townie because I can protect myself. Of course, the ingenious town made quick work of that plan.

Mo-Nercy
05-26-2010, 12:01 AM
Go town! =]

Shiny
05-26-2010, 12:09 AM
I suspected it was either leader of mortals or Boko playing as Banana. Quite predictable. ;)

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-26-2010, 12:18 AM
Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy

Mo-Nercy
05-26-2010, 12:23 AM
Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy
I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-26-2010, 12:25 AM
Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy
I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

That's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!

Mo-Nercy
05-26-2010, 12:30 AM
Go town! =]

Obviously you are Mafia.

##Vote: Mo-Nercy
I know I'm not.

Therefore, it is obvious that YOU, sir, are Mafia.

##Vote: TSoL

That's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!
Nay, THAT's what a Mafioso would love us to believe!

*cycle continues forever. TSoL and I implode*

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 12:39 AM
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Shiny
05-26-2010, 12:44 AM
Jessica what are you talking about? Jess has been sipping on that purple draaank.

EDIT: Ohhhh! It's from that movie whats-its-name.

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 12:47 AM
But iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Sir Lancealot
05-26-2010, 12:48 AM
##Vote: Mo-Nercy

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 12:49 AM
You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Jiro
05-26-2010, 12:57 AM
I resent all this talk about Australia :mad2:

Shiny
05-26-2010, 12:58 AM
What. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHJKakHMpo)

Sir Lancealot
05-26-2010, 01:07 AM
So that's where the creepy orange is from.

Jiro
05-26-2010, 01:19 AM
I probably shouldn't have hosted smack dab in the middle of all this assessment and studying that I have to do. Just a little sleep depraved and frazzled at the moment :jess:

Agent Proto
05-26-2010, 01:21 AM
What. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkHJKakHMpo)

Wasabi!

[M] Mom – Host
05-26-2010, 01:30 AM
Day 2 has started, yo.

leader of mortals
05-26-2010, 02:58 AM
*bashes head in at the thought of another color arguement*

[M] Colette
05-26-2010, 03:07 AM
Only this time it's pointless.

leader of mortals
05-26-2010, 03:13 AM
Lemon;2854977']Only this time it's pointless.

No, nothing is pointless. Everything means something, you just have to find the point.

Agent Proto
05-26-2010, 03:18 AM
you just have to find the point.


Lemon;2854977'].

Found it

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 03:20 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if it were pointless like that time no one would believe me when I told them you were the godfather?

Mo-Nercy
05-26-2010, 04:03 AM
Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me....

##Vote: Mo-Nercy
The only criminal activity I have ever engaged in is the act of stealing all of your hearts.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/2215091302_13f40f815e.jpg

Or something.
This IS where I come and post if I want to be random, right?

[M] Elize
05-26-2010, 04:28 AM
So it was you that stole my heart!?

http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/450watermelon-heart.jpg

How dare you!!

leader of mortals
05-26-2010, 04:31 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if it were pointless like that time no one would believe me when I told them you were the godfather?

The three of you really played that out horribly, actually. Having all 3 of you constantly attack me is what saved me in the end.

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 04:38 AM
I don't know wtf those other two were doing, but I had an agenda!

leader of mortals
05-26-2010, 04:52 AM
Well, they didn't know you were solo either, so when you attacked me they probably thought you were trying to distance yourself and gain credibility, and they wanted to as well.

Marshall Banana
05-26-2010, 04:54 AM
Strawberry was killed because it's the cutest and yummiest fruit. The mafia was jealous!

(Or did it die from STDs? I don't know.)

[M] Colette
05-26-2010, 05:04 AM
No, it died because it's the worst.

Marshall Banana
05-26-2010, 05:33 AM
Was it you!?

[M] Mom – Host
05-26-2010, 12:24 PM
I want to be random but you people might infer stuff from my posts. So I have to wear my serious face :stare:

[M] Colette
05-26-2010, 12:39 PM
:(

Arcturys
05-26-2010, 12:52 PM
How richly bizarre...

Marshall Banana
05-26-2010, 09:27 PM
I noticed that players are debating the specifics of my role in the game thread. Am I allowed to reveal it here? Or is that a no-no?

Agent Proto
05-26-2010, 09:30 PM
Don’t share with others who you are or what your password is or what your role is. This makes it lose its fun-ness. Think for your selves guys! You don’t need anyone else.

Fraid so.

Marshall Banana
05-26-2010, 09:33 PM
Alrighty!

Jessweeee♪
05-26-2010, 10:58 PM
Well apparently it's already been used. Was this at Neskaya or something because I don't remember :confused:

[M] Colette
05-27-2010, 12:59 AM
Well it wasn't here.

[M] Caprica
05-27-2010, 02:25 AM
FOR EVERY ONE OF US THAT YOU KILL, TWO MORE WILL TAKE OUR PLACE!

[M] Elize
05-27-2010, 02:26 AM
Whatever, Blueberry. :aimkiss:

[M] Al - Biker Dad
05-27-2010, 02:29 AM
Oh, Blueberry. :elk:

[M] Walter - Smart Dad
05-27-2010, 02:29 AM
Yay Townies :bigsmile:

[M] Caprica
05-27-2010, 02:30 AM
OUR DAY WILL COME! FEAR US!

[M] Mike - Funny Dad
05-27-2010, 02:31 AM
Blueberry;2855701']FOR EVERY ONE OF US THAT YOU KILL, TWO MORE WILL TAKE OUR PLACE!
Nice try. Now off you go.

[M] Elize
05-27-2010, 02:32 AM
Ha, and to think I had pulled a bitch move to save myself too. :bigsmile:

[M] Mom – Host
05-27-2010, 02:35 AM
I like how there's a spread of votes, and nearly everyone is voting. So thank you for not being fail guys :)

[M] Colette
05-27-2010, 02:42 AM
Nice. Sorry about not voting again.

docta fizz
05-27-2010, 03:14 AM
should have known, i think their are hidden messages in the fruits (IE the phallic fruit playing doctor)


Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me....



You've fallen prey to one of the 3 great blunders. The first of witch is never get involved in a land war in asia, the second and only slightly less well known is never match wits with a sicilian when death is on the line! ah haha haha haha *dies*

Jiro
05-27-2010, 04:49 AM
I will modkill anyone who references Australia in any way that could be inferred in any way as negative :colbert:

[/joking]

Mo-Nercy
05-27-2010, 05:01 AM
I will modkill anyone who references Australia in any way that could be inferred in any way as negative :colbert:
I win the game!

G13
05-27-2010, 06:02 AM
I heard Australia smells like a- *shot by sniper*

docta fizz
05-27-2010, 11:38 AM
it's from a movie jiro, or at least I believe that's what she was talking about

[M] Anise
05-27-2010, 01:52 PM
i see the fruit basket is on looks like it's getting closer to go time

Jiro
05-27-2010, 02:14 PM
I lurk as Fruit Basket fairly often, don't take it as an indication I'm going to do jack. However I did open the thread this time so get posting!

Timekeeper
05-27-2010, 02:26 PM
I will modkill anyone who references Australia in any way that could be inferred in any way as negative :colbert:
I win the game!

Pretty sure we tie.

[M] Mike - Funny Dad
05-27-2010, 02:27 PM
I was hoping I get killed tonight because hopefully this will aid town in some way and so I can focus on stuff completely unrelated to mafia. :jess:

While I can't contribute with an epic long post that points out scum, I think the town we have is pretty good at figuring that out so far. Make Banana, Strawberry, and me proud! And yes, my role is embarrassing.

Marshall Banana
05-27-2010, 03:12 PM
Pomegranate;2856008']And yes, my role is embarrassing.
Not as embarrassing as mine!

Shiny
05-27-2010, 04:36 PM
Goddamnit Paul!

Jessweeee♪
05-28-2010, 05:25 AM
Someone else went crazy before I had the chance! Haha.

Jiro
05-28-2010, 06:32 AM
This insanity is fun and entirely legal my friends, in case you were wondering.

Shiny
05-28-2010, 07:05 AM
Why do I get the feeling that Laddy and Jiro told Orange to be "Annoying Orange". :greenie:

[M] Colette
05-28-2010, 07:35 AM
I get the feeling I want to punch Peach.

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
05-28-2010, 07:35 AM
B-but I'll get bruises.

[M] Colette
05-28-2010, 07:48 AM
My brain is bruised.

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
05-28-2010, 08:21 AM
i feel like i want some food but its too late

lemons make me make XS faces so i dont eat them anymore

[M] Helo
05-28-2010, 04:30 PM
Watch as I get nightkilled now I'm confirmed.

[M] D'Anna
05-28-2010, 04:48 PM
I'm sorry I'm so lame :( I really did try to come up with some stuff but Peach's junk really messed me up. PERV :expee:

[M] Greg - Hot Dad
05-28-2010, 09:49 PM
Work. I'll be back at ~ 7 AM EST.

Shiny
05-29-2010, 02:38 AM
Prevented a lynching of the mafia godfather. Yeah, that's smart. /sarcasm At least he got his in the end.

oddler
05-29-2010, 12:17 PM
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.


But iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.


You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Best string of posts ever. Sorry, Jiro. :)



Wouldn't it be funny if it were pointless like that time no one would believe me when I told them you were the godfather?

The three of you really played that out horribly, actually. Having all 3 of you constantly attack me is what saved me in the end.

Explain how it was played horribly, then. :tongue:


Well, they didn't know you were solo either, so when you attacked me they probably thought you were trying to distance yourself and gain credibility, and they wanted to as well.

I attacked you. :greenie:

This game is awesome but I freaking despise the Brother roles. Good luck, bad team. :choc2:

docta fizz
05-29-2010, 03:42 PM
haha odler & jeswee, too funny is it bad that I can quote that movie from one end to the other?

Jessweeee♪
05-29-2010, 06:30 PM
I've only seen a few scenes of it actually. I snagged it from wikiquote xD

Denmark
05-30-2010, 07:23 AM
i have just two things to say here:

1) i really want to know what peach's role is.
2) gynecologist?

Del Murder
05-30-2010, 07:31 AM
Oh god, brothers again. I'm glad I didn't play this one.

Jiro
05-30-2010, 07:41 AM
It all makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.

Denmark
05-30-2010, 07:54 AM
well gynecologist is obviously some kind of investigative role, i get that. but what do they learn from their investigation? if the person is female? if they have a yeast infection? if they're pregnant?

so many questions

[M] Helo
05-30-2010, 09:51 AM
gynecologist cures STDs I'm pretty certain.

[M] Aaron
05-30-2010, 05:34 PM
Lol every time I go to post it's night time.

Shiny
05-30-2010, 05:53 PM
Oh god, brothers again. I'm glad I didn't play this one.
Oh really.

Oh and gynecologist can detect if your mother is a whore.

Jiro
05-31-2010, 07:39 AM
If someone doesn't post, I'm going to just modkill you all at random.

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
05-31-2010, 07:59 AM
Oh and gynecologist can detect if your mother is a whore.

i have these powers too

Shiny
05-31-2010, 12:17 PM
I knew Mango was Psychotic, but DK? Oh ho ho

Psychotic
05-31-2010, 12:40 PM
I would've thought the day one voting shenanigans would've been a giveaway. And if not that, then certainly Um Bongo - which, by the way, is not crap and fuck anyone who says it was.

Come on you guys, mafia is meant to be fun. You don't have to take yourselves so seriously while looking for scum you know. :greenie: Peach 2.0 (AND I THINK I KNOW WHO THAT IS) has the right idea.

[M] Helo
05-31-2010, 12:45 PM
yer well u r a fanny.

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
05-31-2010, 05:54 PM
I would've thought the day one voting shenanigans would've been a giveaway. And if not that, then certainly Um Bongo - which, by the way, is not crap and smurf anyone who says it was.

Come on you guys, mafia is meant to be fun. You don't have to take yourselves so seriously while looking for scum you know. :greenie: Peach 2.0 (AND I THINK I KNOW WHO THAT IS) has the right idea.

NOBODY NO WHO ME SILLY PSYCHO xD

EDIT: Also, thanks, because this has been a real wake-up for me; if you don't take Mafia so seriously, it's actually really fun.

[M] Walter - Smart Dad
05-31-2010, 06:31 PM
My internet crapped out for 4 days town fail for lynching me :P

Denmark
05-31-2010, 06:39 PM
that's why you find some way to get internet and tell the mod you need a replacement!

OR the mod should have replaced on their own!

hurphasphspuhsglflas i remember when i was a mod. it was fun! no, seriously.

[M] Elize
06-01-2010, 04:00 AM
I could've sworn I was the real deal. :mad:

[M] Mom – Host
06-01-2010, 05:00 AM
Cherry;2858344']My internet crapped out for 4 days town fail for lynching me :P

Sorry broheim. I should've been more onto that. But everybody seemed to be fail and not posting so I just shrugged and went back to sleep. :p

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 08:43 AM
I AM A GOD.

[M] Mom – Host
06-01-2010, 08:48 AM
Glad to see we have some modesty there, Plum

[M] D'Anna
06-01-2010, 11:41 AM
asdf fruits basket, this game is weird.

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 11:56 AM
shut up pear, I hate you. :mad2:

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-01-2010, 07:06 PM
ya i know rit isnt it fanny xD

In all seriousness, those commas should be semi-colons.

gramer the serioues businesses

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 07:24 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/ugly.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4646)

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-01-2010, 07:38 PM
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnal

Haw haw dat a brack guy hash a scaed rook on he fashe.

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 07:40 PM
lol

[M] D'Anna
06-01-2010, 07:54 PM
But Plumy-poo, I just want you to love me. :cry:

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 07:55 PM
I have ten types of HIV.

[M] D'Anna
06-01-2010, 08:00 PM
I have rabies :D

leader of mortals
06-01-2010, 08:13 PM
I have babies.

Many, many sexy babies...

[M] Helo
06-01-2010, 08:20 PM
lik ur mom.

[M] Mom – Host
06-02-2010, 09:05 AM
Pear;2858751']asdf fruits basket, this game is weird.

Perhaps, in time, you will grow to learn why I see this as one of the best games ever. Not because I'm hosting well, in fact I'm pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou: at this job.

It's just.. fantastic.

Signed by Jiro because Laddy isn't a :bou::bou::bou::bou: host.

Marshall Banana
06-02-2010, 11:50 AM
Come on you guys, mafia is meant to be fun. You don't have to take yourselves so seriously while looking for scum you know. :greenie: Peach 2.0 (AND I THINK I KNOW WHO THAT IS) has the right idea.
Next time I see my dad playing a card game on his computer I'll run in the room and start shouting random, slurred, nonsensical things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again! If he acts annoyed, I'm coming back here and calling you a hypocrite!

Shiny
06-02-2010, 01:50 PM
Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

Psychotic
06-02-2010, 02:17 PM
Nah town has p. much lost and it's v. much funny.
Next time I see my dad playing a card game on his computer I'll run in the room and start shouting random, slurred, nonsensical things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again! If he acts annoyed, I'm coming back here and calling you a hypocrite!Maybe the time travel made me cranky. :colbert:

[M] Helo
06-02-2010, 02:29 PM
Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.


tell! :0

The Summoner of Leviathan
06-02-2010, 05:56 PM
Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

How do you know this? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-02-2010, 11:20 PM
Wow, I had unexpected junk to do yesterday and then this!

Mo-Nercy
06-03-2010, 04:46 AM
Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

How do you know this? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your accusation seems a little strong. YOU MUST BE MAFIA!

[M] Mom – Host
06-03-2010, 05:06 AM
Pretty annoyed being unable to change the thread title myself. I'm going to have to dredge up that thread in feedback again.

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-03-2010, 05:22 AM
Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

How do you know this? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your accusation seems a little strong. YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your sentence would've looked neater if you would've used a semicolon where that period was; YOU MUST BE MAFIA!

Shiny
06-03-2010, 05:53 AM
I wonder when Peach is going to stop pretending to not know how to type correctly. "orangys" You know how to spell it!

qwertysaur
06-03-2010, 05:55 AM
Peach;2859849']


Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

How do you know this? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your accusation seems a little strong. YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your sentence would've looked neater if you would've used a semicolon where that period was; YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
well he was :p

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-03-2010, 05:59 AM
I wonder when Peach is going to stop pretending to not know how to type correctly. "orangys" You know how to spell it!
Stfu and deal, yo!
<3

ALSO, QWERTY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HE'S MAFIA? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!

~*~Celes~*~
06-03-2010, 06:41 AM
We're all a little mafia at heart :heart:

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-03-2010, 06:48 AM
We're all a little mafia at heart :heart:

You said heart; YOU MUST BE MAFIA!

~*~Celes~*~
06-03-2010, 06:49 AM
Oh definitely. :aimkiss:

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-03-2010, 06:50 AM
YOU MADE A KISSY FACE; THAT IS VERY NICE OF YOU!

qwertysaur
06-03-2010, 08:15 AM
Are you crazy? I'm always vanilla town. :p

Jiro
06-03-2010, 10:20 AM
I need a replacement for Kiwi, anyone down?

[M] Helo
06-03-2010, 10:50 AM
I TOLD YOU TOWN! :IRKED:

leader of mortals
06-03-2010, 11:25 AM
I need a replacement for Kiwi, anyone down?

yes

Psychotic
06-03-2010, 04:18 PM
Plum;2859554']I AM THE CLOWN KILLER! Diagnosis Murder.

I am looking forward to giving out a wave of smug "I told you so" to the town. :)

[M] Helo
06-03-2010, 04:24 PM
Mia Fey is guilty.

Psychotic
06-03-2010, 04:31 PM
Mia Fey - Vanilla Town - GoldenBoko

nuff sed.

[M] Helo
06-03-2010, 04:40 PM
she didn't deserve to die though. :(

[M] Aaron
06-03-2010, 04:41 PM
WOO! Bout time. :/

qwertysaur
06-03-2010, 06:56 PM
And so ends the game where my strategy was based on doing nothing. :p

The Summoner of Leviathan
06-03-2010, 07:35 PM
WTF happened? Mango is back and Plum is banned? :O

oddler
06-03-2010, 08:04 PM
Total smurfing insanity. :</>ph34r:

~*~Celes~*~
06-03-2010, 08:13 PM
I...Don't get it. At all. I'm so confused :cry:

G13
06-04-2010, 12:38 AM
Best Mafia ever! :jess:

Mo-Nercy
06-04-2010, 01:17 AM
Peach;2859849']


Guys stop joking for one minute and actually think. Obvious mafia member is obvious.

How do you know this? YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your accusation seems a little strong. YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
Your sentence would've looked neater if you would've used a semicolon where that period was; YOU MUST BE MAFIA!
well he was :p
No I wasn't! :mad2:

This is one crazy Mafia game. :D

[M] Mom – Host
06-04-2010, 02:41 AM
I need somebody to get into Plum, okay? WE NEED A NEW PLUM WHO MUST BE UNBANNED PLOX. Then we can continue.

[M] Dave – Stepdad
06-04-2010, 02:55 AM
Awww I come back and I'm dead :(

Damn fruit basket turnover, I wanted to shoot someone!

[M] Mom – Host
06-04-2010, 02:56 AM
Fuck it, Raspberry you are the new Plum. Get in the thread

[M] Mom – Host
06-04-2010, 03:07 AM
NEW DAY. Make sure you do something Raspberry otherwise I will replace you :nonono:

[M] Dave – Stepdad
06-04-2010, 03:11 AM
I what? Gaha!
Righto then xD
I'm at work, but meh xD

Jiro
06-04-2010, 03:13 AM
You don't have a choice. This is End Game mothersmurfers. Hurry up and finish so I can bury this memory. Waaay too messy messy. I mean, :bou::bou::bou::bou: got banned. Last time this happened was Pyromaniak (though there was the time DD got temp banned from the forum and mafia).

[M] Dave – Stepdad
06-04-2010, 03:17 AM
Ok then!
I'm reading up on what I've missed and all that xD

Uhh, so do I get some sort of night action? :P

Jessweeee♪
06-04-2010, 03:43 AM
Wow it looks like Raspberry is in for a world of ass kissing this last day xD

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-04-2010, 03:45 AM
AW YEAH, BABEH, LET'S GET TO DA ASS KICKIN'

awyeah;3

Mo-Nercy
06-04-2010, 03:51 AM
Go Raspberry. It's up to you, brah. xD

[M] Mom – Host
06-04-2010, 03:56 AM
No pressure son.

Shiny
06-04-2010, 03:56 AM
That answers the last question I had which is who kept roleblocking Lemon. :lol:

This game is too good.

[M] Dave – Stepdad
06-04-2010, 03:57 AM
yay~

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-04-2010, 04:01 AM
That answers the last question I had which is who kept roleblocking Lemon. :lol:

This game is too good.
Oh wow, I had forgotten about that!

Shiny
06-04-2010, 04:09 AM
*bans*

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-04-2010, 04:20 AM
Do it!

[M] Mom – Host
06-04-2010, 04:24 AM
Shut it, Peachy! Don't make me modkill you and then wear your flesh! :p

Shiny
06-04-2010, 04:36 AM
:stare:

[M] Ron - Cop Dad
06-04-2010, 05:25 AM
For some reason, I perceived that smiley as a cookie for a second.

Also, no flesh wearing plz ;_;

G13
06-04-2010, 08:05 AM
Thanks for making my first Mafia one to remember. :monster:

~*~Celes~*~
06-04-2010, 08:11 AM
I don't even

Jiro
06-04-2010, 08:52 AM
While we're waiting for Raspberry to stop being fail, somebody tell me what sort of details I need to organise for post-game. You know like Role PMs etc?

Jessweeee♪
06-04-2010, 09:28 AM
Role PMs, Night actions, who played who with what role :p

[M] Dave – Stepdad
06-04-2010, 10:20 AM
So, did the coin land on the right side then?

Sir Lancealot
06-04-2010, 11:23 AM
Was Red Apple allowed to block every night?

Jiro
06-04-2010, 11:29 AM
Yep, Red Apple was a dirty ho and slept around every night.

Sir Lancealot
06-04-2010, 11:31 AM
Good thing I got myself killed before I got even angrier.

G13
06-04-2010, 12:23 PM
Yep, Red Apple was a dirty ho and slept around every night.

It's been a good week for Red Apple. :smug:

oddler
06-04-2010, 12:39 PM
Thanks, Jiro and Laddy, for an excruciatingly entertaining round of Mafia. :choc2:

Psychotic
06-04-2010, 03:33 PM
Wouldn't have banned him if I'd known the game wasn't over xD

also heh

told u guys peach was scum :smug:

Shiny
06-04-2010, 04:41 PM
Wouldn't have banned him if I'd known the game wasn't over xD

also heh

told u guys peach was scum :smug:
No it's good you banned him because I shouldn't have had to spend an hour trying to convince him to vote for Red Apple.

Psh, Psy you had me confused that Plum was Mafia and not Peach! But then I realized Demon Dude is retarded so it all made sense again. We can all blame Psychotic for everything wrong that happened in the game. :shiny:

Agent Proto
06-04-2010, 04:55 PM
Any chance we'll see the mafia forum?

Mogi
06-04-2010, 05:28 PM
Gah, this game was awesome. I'm used to sitting back and letting Jesswee do everything, after which I promptly take some of the credit, but this time I actually did stuff. Jesswee's had a lot going on this week, so I did most of the posting to keep myself entertained while she was gone.

That was a lot of fun, you guys. Thanks Jiro and Laddy.
X3

Del Murder
06-04-2010, 06:45 PM
Congrats town! Very rarely do we get it down to 3 people, that's pretty cool.

oddler
06-04-2010, 07:01 PM
Any chance we'll see the mafia forum?

Mafia Forum (http://z7.invisionfree.com/The_Mafia_Mansion/index.php). [M] Fruit Basket put it in the game thread but you might've glanced over it.

On the next to the last day, somebody went ahead and voted but I don't remember who it was. If only Peach and Red Apple had been on at the time, we could've won! Then, they retracted their vote and I was all Darth Vader NOOOOOO.

Freya
06-04-2010, 07:06 PM
I thought being vanilla townie was boring so I gave myself Tangy townie like Jiro posted in my death, which was to be mean once a day. Then I got bored with that.

My inbox was full when Jiro sent me my pm so he told me my account and password over msn. I had it saved on my desktop but I was kicked to the couch cause we had guests over so I was on the laptop. So I couldn't post but I was reading it. Then I got to the point of laziness of not wanting to make a long ass post with all that mafia spam. But I so called peach. xD

Lesson learned this mafia game: Mafia is so boring to me anymore. I think I burnt myself out on it.

~*~Celes~*~
06-04-2010, 07:22 PM
I just saw all the peach posts and got all "cba, i'll never be able to make sense of that." so I Doom II'd myself to death for the most part and voted when i remembered to xD