Schtolteheim Reinbach III
05-19-2010, 12:29 AM
Hello. Apparently I registered this account years ago in the most horrible attempt at ban evasion ever? Who knew? Anyway, I had an uppity moogle intrude upon my email address with the following message:
Recently Evolved Gaming and Final Fantasy Unlimited have merged forums to become Final Fantasy Online.
Final Fantasy Online Forum - Powered by vBulletin (http://forum.final-fantasyonline.com/)
Currently we have these features installed:
- A Chatbox
- A free to play arcade system with over 150 games and more added everyday!
- RPG Inferno: Its currently installed, but theres still work to do, like adding items/armor/weapons, monsters, quests, towns/dungeons but once its 100% you'll be hooked, trust me, its fun... you can test it out for yourself if you sign up.
- Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!
- And finally, we already have a fantastic community, so that's why we invite u to join!
Final Fantasy Online Forum - Powered by vBulletin (http://forum.final-fantasyonline.com)
I would just point out the following:
1. "theres", "u"
2. "Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!" is the most ridiculous attempt at hype I have ever seen. Why not just go all out and add "MY BOARD: NOW WITH THREADS AND AVATARS! MARVEL AT OUR SIGNATURE CAPABILITIES!"
3. There already IS a Final Fantasy Online, you cockbag. Yeah, it's terrible and they haven't updated in years, but it's still there and well known. I don't think Spank's glorious legacy deserves to... haha I almost said that one with a straight face.
I realize that this "Exoman" is a pillar of the community and all, but I humbly request that you ban him for these offenses.
and the advertising thing too I guess, that's kind of lame.
Thank you all for listening. As a reward, I will give you the following Doomgaze Classic™, now updated for modern audiences!
http://i47.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/33y146b.jpg
Recently Evolved Gaming and Final Fantasy Unlimited have merged forums to become Final Fantasy Online.
Final Fantasy Online Forum - Powered by vBulletin (http://forum.final-fantasyonline.com/)
Currently we have these features installed:
- A Chatbox
- A free to play arcade system with over 150 games and more added everyday!
- RPG Inferno: Its currently installed, but theres still work to do, like adding items/armor/weapons, monsters, quests, towns/dungeons but once its 100% you'll be hooked, trust me, its fun... you can test it out for yourself if you sign up.
- Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!
- And finally, we already have a fantastic community, so that's why we invite u to join!
Final Fantasy Online Forum - Powered by vBulletin (http://forum.final-fantasyonline.com)
I would just point out the following:
1. "theres", "u"
2. "Over 40,000 posts and 2,200 threads!" is the most ridiculous attempt at hype I have ever seen. Why not just go all out and add "MY BOARD: NOW WITH THREADS AND AVATARS! MARVEL AT OUR SIGNATURE CAPABILITIES!"
3. There already IS a Final Fantasy Online, you cockbag. Yeah, it's terrible and they haven't updated in years, but it's still there and well known. I don't think Spank's glorious legacy deserves to... haha I almost said that one with a straight face.
I realize that this "Exoman" is a pillar of the community and all, but I humbly request that you ban him for these offenses.
and the advertising thing too I guess, that's kind of lame.
Thank you all for listening. As a reward, I will give you the following Doomgaze Classic™, now updated for modern audiences!
http://i47.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/33y146b.jpg