I'm doing Brunettepudding - finally gonna lose my v-card, man!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yup, she's my girlfriend.

In attempt to have some semblance of a thread topic, what other couples are here on EoFF?

[Mirage]

How nice for you. How is she in bed?

[Inferno]

Me and Imperfectionist... but she doesn't know yet

[Ragebrain The Enraged]

I don't know anybody here. who wants to go out with the newbie? :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

How nice for you. How is she in bed?

Amazing.


Me and Imperfectionist... but she doesn't know yet

Nice! Good for you. :cool:

Lol.

[Rantz]

I'm dating the below poster :jokey:

[Quindiana Jones]

Dibs!

[KentaRawr!]

I'm thinking of breaking up with my current EoFF mate. I'm going to tell him with an axe to the head.

Edit: Quin, you ruined everything! :(

[Psychotic]

What the smurf? I'm dating Brunettepudding! That treacherous hobag! :irked:

[Bunny]

I prefer pistachio.

[Cuchulainn]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.


I'm sure on this instance that is not what's happened but nif you could tell us the real reason that'd be great.

[Shlup]

Ahahaha, it's funny 'cause he's not wrong.


I prefer pistachio.

That's BJ's favorite too!

Who, to answer the thread, is my husband and has an account called ButThePoncho but he doesn't post.

[I Took the Red Pill]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.yeah, except it's even more hilarious because this is the internet

[Del Murder]

Del Murder + Miriel 4 eva ^_^

Almost 5 years! I believe only necro & mb have us beat in terms of currently active couples, but not by much!

[Quindiana Jones]

Del: please inscribe that on a nearby tree and supply us with photo evidence. :bigsmile:

[Agent Proto]

And it needs to include the ^_^ to be fully legit.

[Parker]

Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

[G13]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.

This would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about :bou::bou::bou::bou:, he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady. :colbert:

[DK]

Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

Now now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy. :mad2:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Thanks, Eric. <3


This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.


I'm sure on this instance that is not what's happened but nif you could tell us the real reason that'd be great.

:colbert:

We were talking, she didn't think I would do it. :doublecolbert:



Hi. My name is Parker. I've never done this kind of thing before so uhm...this is a bit weird for me hehe....I guess I'm looking for a nice girl....understanding and soft. An EOFF girl maybe? Heh..well....if you are an EOFF girl and can help me with my custom title....send me a PM I guess.

Now now NCG, you know you're not allowed to make second accounts on EoFF. You've apparently already got one EoFF woman in your pocket, don't get greedy. :mad2:

Lulz. Shaddap.

[Madame Adequate]

This sort of brash bragging only ever happens when a bloke is clearly punching above his weight and he knows it so he alerts everyone that he possibly can to it before she realises it & dumps him for his better looking mate.

This would be right if it weren't NCG. He doesn't need to brag about :bou::bou::bou::bou:, he's just giving you all fair warning so you don't make the devastating mistake of moving in on his lady. :colbert:

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

Surprised nobody has said Raistlin x ShlupQuack yet.

[Yar]

I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months

[NorthernChaosGod]

I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months

Dude, I forgot about that. How are you holding up? :onoes:

[G13]

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.

[Madame Adequate]

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.

The guilt of keeping him pure would crush us, yes :(

[Quindiana Jones]

I will be forever in the debt of any admin who changes the "dating" to "doing" in this thread title. xD

[Psychotic]

I'll go one better.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yup. I love you.

[Rye]

finally gonna lose my v-card, man!

http://www.ugeene.com/nerdzone/nerdzone/hall-of-fame_files/40-year-old-virgin.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

Put wolf ears and fangs on that bad boy and NCGs got a new avatar.

[Imperfectionist]

Me and Imperfectionist... but she doesn't know yet

Oh... um... I feel I should've known about this earlier! Maybe I should go tell my other boyfriend...

[Aerith's Knight]

And with the thread name change, so did their relationship end.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Goddammit, Paul!

[Psychotic]

I kind of like to think of us as Pinky and the Brain. Except instead of trying to take over the world, you just want to get laid on the internet. And I come bumbling in like an idiot, mess everything up and can't understand why you're so mad at me. :shobon:

[Agent Proto]

I think its time for NCG to stop oogling over video game babes as well. :colbert:

...I kid, I kid.

[G13]

None of us want to deliver such a devastating blow to poor NCG, you're right!

And may God have pity on the poor bastard who tried it.

The guilt of keeping him pure would crush us, yes :(

You win this round, MILF. :mad:

Also, you should have seen the title change coming, Julian.

[Yar]

I was Facebook married to Kaycee for almost two months

Dude, I forgot about that. How are you holding up? :onoes:
I'm on the eRebound. :mad:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I kind of like to think of us as Pinky and the Brain. Except instead of trying to take over the world, you just want to get laid on the internet. And I come bumbling in like an idiot, mess everything up and can't understand why you're so mad at me. :shobon:

That's funny, I like to think of you as just a douche. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha way to take the bullet for this one, Psy. xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

I blame you both equally. :doublecolbert:

[Psychotic]

I don't understand why he's so mad at me :shobon:

[Quindiana Jones]

He must still be at that age where sex is all :blush: :blush:.

[Aerith's Knight]

I don't understand why he's so mad at me :shobon:

Part sexual frustration and part sexual arousal. The line between love and hate is thin.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't understand why he's so mad at me :shobon:

Doesn't Pinky get beat mercilessly all the time? That's what I remember.

[Quindiana Jones]

That sounds like a typical Sunday night to me.

I mean...uhh...what? :confused:

[Psychotic]

Doesn't Pinky get beat mercilessly all the time? Oops, sorry for ruining your one chance to finally change that.

[Old Manus]

Me and ~rinoagal~ were going great until she turned out to be a guy

[Iceglow]

Now Julian remember what hole you put it in, generally speaking shoving it in the wrong one is neither as pleasurable and a damn sight more messy. I know you're a Virgin but surely you've seen enough porn to understand this, if you need pictures msg me on msn and I'll kindly even provide video links.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think I'm just going to rape you then, Paul. You have a pretty mouth.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Celes + enano = :heart:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm totally adding Iceglow on MSN. xD

[Award Cactuar]

Me and ~rinoagal~ were going great until she turned out to be a guyOnce upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do - a total eclipse of the heart.

[Old Manus]

That doesn't forgive you for whooping out a wang that was bigger than mine.

[Rye]

Oh my god, Steve. XD You're going to give him a complex and put him off intimacy forever. He definitely will never get his brown wings this way.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm totally adding Iceglow on MSN. xD

In a shocking swerve away from sex, prepare to learn absolutely everything there is to know about HMV.

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, I was thinking about getting one of their card things...

[Iceglow]

Nah I bitch about HMV on XBL mostly because theres no record of what got said, msn, facebook, all of these have been used in evidence against staff members when giving them disciplinaries.

On topic:

Rye, the man ought to know what he's getting in to or not getting in to though right?

[NorthernChaosGod]

My thread is ruined, I fucking hate all of you. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

First person to think of a joke linking brown wings to Brunettepudding wins the Internet.

To be honest, we're going to need to do some major damage control to BP for this thread. Sorry, BP. xD

[Aerith's Knight]

First person to think of a joke linking brown wings to Brunettepudding wins the Internet.

NCG loves himself some Brown hair pudding?

[Quindiana Jones]

................................who's this guy? :O_O:

[Psychotic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/thats-all-folks-porky-pig-790400.jpg

[Shiny]

The fact that I was thinking of doing that exact same thing worries me. I don't want your mind. GFTO