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[Madame Adequate]

So here's the thread that we were all hoping for with the other two.

Kinky sex is fun.

Discuss what you like.

(To find out what I like, take a list of every kink ever, erase "poop" and "some bugs", and then randomly point. There, that's something I like.)

[qwertysaur]

Apparently MILF likes post it notes :p

[rubah]

oh god, qwerty. You just brought back some bad flashbacks of BoB on webcam with chocolate wrappers...

[LunarWeaver]

I have a no gravity fetish.

[Jessweeee♪]

NO GODDAMN IT THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO THOSE OTHER THREADS :nonono:

[Shlup]

I am 100% entirely vanilla. Go me!

[Rye]

Ew, Huxley!

I dunno, lots of stuff! I'm not going to tell YOU people! :p

EDIT: Oh, and cakefarts.

[Madame Adequate]

We have bondage sex more than non-bondage sex.

And that's just for starters :smug:

Shlup, spend some time with me, I will fix you :jokey:

Oh, and they did some experiments to learn about zero-G sex. Turns out you need a third person to help hold you in place!

[Shlup]

You can't fix what ain't broken, thankyouverymuch!

[LunarWeaver]

Oh, and they did some experiments to learn about zero-G sex. Turns out you need a third person to help hold you in place!

Are you fucking with me or serious? xD That would be hilarious to my weird humor. I was only kidding, but now I want to do it for real.

[Bunny]

To find out what I like, take a list of every kink ever, erase everything but poop. That is what I like.

[Baloki]

[post]

[Shiny]

Y'all are nasty.

[Shoeberto]

It's not sex unless at least one of us are bleeding.

[Rantz]

Just cauliflower for me, thank you very much.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/cauliflower.jpg

[Rodarian]

I'm a biter... I like to bite flesh.....:count:

[Madame Adequate]

You can't fix what ain't broken, thankyouverymuch!

You have NO FETISHES. That's about as twisted as you can get.


It's not sex unless at least one of us are bleeding.

This man knows what is up.


I'm a biter... I like to bite flesh.....:count:

ehehehehehehehe

[Iceglow]

Just about anything and everything with the exclusion of defecation is game with me.

Edit: Oh and guy on guy, I'm straight so doing another guy is not exactly going to happen. Baloki knows an interesting tale about my thoughts on this.

[Bunny]

I fear any interesting tale that Baloki might be able to tell.

[Iceglow]

I fear any interesting tale that Baloki might be able to tell.

Rightfully so.

[Necronopticous]

I am 100% entirely vanilla. Go me!
Aryan nation.

[Cleyra]

Apples, obviously. And sex in coffins... freakin' sexy.

[Old Manus]

:bou::bou::bou::bou:ting

[Aerith's Knight]

I like normal sex. Does that make me an outcast now?

[Madame Adequate]

I like normal sex. Does that make me an outcast now?

No, unless you mean ONLY that.

[Meat Puppet]

I heard he was in to centipeding.

[Madame Adequate]

okay I will amend my first post to exclude certain insects as well :(

[leader of mortals]

Small children

Hmmm, would you all be freaked out if I were completely truthful?

[NorthernChaosGod]

To find out what I like, take a list of every kink ever, erase everything but poop. That is what I like.

I totally expected to see this, but I still laughed.

Poop and piss are definitely out, but I guess I like the normal kinks, biting, spanking, hair pulling, etc.

[oddler]

Hmmm, would you all be freaked out if I were completely truthful?

If you are, I'll be. But only in #tot. :choc2:

[rubah]

/invite #tot oddler

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I recently discovered I like biting, especially the neck and ears. I leave marks without realizing...

Not much of a fetish, but yeah.

I'd be willing to try some light bondage and some other stuff. :D Nothing with poop or pee. Well, maybe pee if I was peeing on them. :p

[G13]

I like to eat barbecued spare ribs during sex.

[oddler]

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[Jiro]

Oh you know, a couple things here and there

[docta fizz]

Discuss what you like.
Bacon egg and cheese sandwitches

[missaira]

a little from column a and a little from column b.

[Breine]

I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!

[Psychotic]

I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!So vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:

I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.

[Rye]

I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!So vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:

I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.

"You know I like the most, Paul...?"

[Breine]

I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!So vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:

I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.

Ahahaha! Shoot, I forgot to mention vomit - definitely a no-go too xD

[Araciel]

I'm a virgin... so..

[Unbreakable Will]

A few things here and there. No poo, pee, or vomit thank you thats disgusting.

[Cleyra]

I'm a virgin... so..

Virgins can be a kink, you know....

[Araciel]

I was alluding to the fact that I have no idea if I would like anything kinky, not having had any experience.

How can I want any ice cream flavour above others if I've never had ice cream at all?

[Cleyra]

To some it can be a kink, sadly, yet that was in a joking manner.

But if that has taken some offense, then I subside my statement.

[Araciel]

Ah I see what you mean

No don't feel bad

Especially not for anything I say :P

Anyway, to get back on topic/hijack - food + sex..thoughts, people!?

[Rye]

Be careful with food + sex, because it can give you a screaming yeast infection if you put sugary stuff on your...!!! Or so I've read. =O

[Rantz]

Anyway, to get back on topic/hijack - food + sex..thoughts, people!?

I believe I've already brought up cauliflower! Mix in some force feeding and you have yourself a winner combination.

[Cleyra]

Be careful with food + sex, because it can give you a screaming yeast infection if you put sugary stuff on your...!!! Or so I've read. =O

:eek:

[Madame Adequate]

I'm pretty open I guess? Blood, pee and poo are no-goes, though!So vomit is alright by you? Excellent. I have big plans for you, Breiney boy. :barf:

I've only been vanilla, sorry to disappoint and shame you, Huxley. I wouldn't care if a girl wanted to do something freaky, although I would probably have to work very hard not to laugh my ass off.

You disappoint and shame me, Paul. :eep:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I like to eat barbecued spare ribs during sex.

Fucking weirdo. :screwy:

[G13]

I have three words for you, Julian. Ridiculous. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's not even close to three words.

[G13]

You make me so angry, I just wanna...

*headdesk*

[oddler]

*headdesk*

Sounds hot.

[fire_of_avalon]

Priests.

[rubah]

##VOTE Wolfwood

[Coach]

Nothing major outside the that one night with the lesbian midget clowns and a donkey....

[Rodarian]

Adding yeast to make the flour in bread rise in the oven...Yes....

Adding yeast in your girls oven... She will hate you for life....

So never put sugary goodness in between your girls, _/"V"\_


Now chocolate caligraphy ON the body with incentives to lick.....HELL YES!!!:jess:

[Jessweeee♪]

omg one of my friends today went on and on and on about this diaper fetish she has. I mean if she has a diaper fetish that's cool, whatever, but I don't need to know that she's wearing one now and that there is pee in it :|

[NorthernChaosGod]

What. The. smurf. That's gross. Why would you sit in your own waste?

[Unbreakable Will]

omg one of my friends today went on and on and on about this diaper fetish she has. I mean if she has a diaper fetish that's cool, whatever, but I don't need to know that she's wearing one now and that there is pee in it :|
:barf:

[G13]

omg one of my friends today went on and on and on about this diaper fetish she has. I mean if she has a diaper fetish that's cool, whatever, but I don't need to know that she's wearing one now and that there is pee in it :|

Sounds like she has a diferent kind of fetish then. Y'know, like what's in the diaper rather than the diaper itself. Pretty weird either way. Reminds me of a post on a different forum I once saw. Fucking hilarious that was.

[Necronopticous]

omg one of my friends today went on and on and on about this diaper fetish she has. I mean if she has a diaper fetish that's cool, whatever, but I don't need to know that she's wearing one now and that there is pee in it :|
This is quite possibly the greatest post that has ever graced these boards.

[Raistlin]

I am 100% entirely vanilla. Go me!

[Peegee]

I'm a virgin... so..

Me too! [remember that one time in Hooters when I asked whether it would be possible for us to fake being virgins?]

I wonder if it's possible to fake being a virgin.

[Araciel]

The reaction I'll get when I have sex with any woman will prove that you can unintentionally fake being one.

[Rodarian]

I didn't believe this one chick that she was a virgin until I 'discovered' that she was one! LOL

[Peegee]

The reaction I'll get when I have sex with any woman will prove that you can unintentionally fake being one.

You disgust me with your implied maturity problems.

I didn't believe this one chick that she was a virgin until I 'discovered' that she was one! LOL

Women can't fake being virgins.

[Renmiri]

Be careful with food + sex, because it can give you a screaming yeast infection if you put sugary stuff on your...!!! Or so I've read. =O

:confused: Never had it happen to me.. and tried cream, jam and other sugary stuff


Now chocolate caligraphy ON the body with incentives to lick.....HELL YES!!!:jess:

Yes :love:

RE: Diaper fetish
Is it the diaper itself or the very gentle wiping of -clean - private areas with warm wet cloths that turns those people on ? I know talc can be sexy ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Women can't fake being virgins.

They can lie about it.

[Peegee]

Women can't fake being virgins.

They can lie about it.

So can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).

I'm both a sadist and a masochist. I also have more vanilla fetishes but those are boring or bizarre so I'll avoid that!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Women can't fake being virgins.

They can lie about it.

So can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).

Then I don't understand wtf is going on here.


I'm both a sadist and a masochist. I also have more vanilla fetishes but those are boring or bizarre so I'll avoid that!
I would have figured most people would be a little of both. Biting, scratching and hair pulling are all very common fetishes, and most guys I know like to have the girl take charge to at least once in a while.

[Peegee]

Women can't fake being virgins.

They can lie about it.

So can I - but at least I can fake being a virgin (okay I lied about that too).

Then I don't understand wtf is going on here.


I'm both a sadist and a masochist. I also have more vanilla fetishes but those are boring or bizarre so I'll avoid that!
I would have figured most people would be a little of both. Biting, scratching and hair pulling are all very common fetishes, and most guys I know like to have the girl take charge to at least once in a while.


Whoa whoa who said anything about that? That's depraived!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, shut it. :colbert:

[Dignified Pauper]

Cue raistlin in a bikini.

[Iceglow]

Cue raistlin in a bikini.

Yeah actually, regardless of what Raistlin does or doesn't say in this thread, we know from picture evidence facts that he has a fetish for wearing womens clothing and acting like a slutty girl. Therefore Raistlin wishes he was a thai ladyboy.

[Dignified Pauper]

Cue raistlin in a bikini.

Yeah actually, regardless of what Raistlin does or doesn't say in this thread, we know from picture evidence facts that he has a fetish for wearing womens clothing and acting like a slutty girl. Therefore Raistlin wishes he wasis a thai ladyboy.

There, now it's correct. We all know he lives in Shlup's dungeon.

[Madame Adequate]

Which also handily disproves Shlup's blatant lies about being vanilla, so all errors in this thread have been highlighted for the falsehoods that they are :)