Quotes without context!

[Madame Adequate]

It's that time again :bigsmile:

Jess // Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? says:
anger SEX!

Jess // Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? says:
My butt is like the endless well that's in all of Haruku Murakami's stories.
Except there aren't Japanese people sitting in it :)

[Rantz]

I mean I want to like, turn into a prostitute or something xD

[Shorty]

YOU JUST WON'T LET THAT ONE GO, WILL YOU?

[Rantz]

Because I don't want this thread to die in its infancy and because girls say the most ridiculous things, another butt quote from Rye:


She's puerto rican so having a big butt is the best for them

[Timekeeper]

Text I got during a conversation the other day:
"Remember to open your palm out flat when you feel yourself so you don't bite your fingers."

Although there is a typo there that made it worse, it was a terrible out of context quote.

[Marshall Banana]

At least I'm smurfing Simba. :cool:

[Madame Adequate]

Jess
EWWW, is this your little JIZZRAG?

[AntagonistGB]

I'VE BEEN BLOWN ALL OVER THIS DAMN CONTINENT!

[Peegee]

Rubahs today: show me how to do it