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docta fizz
05-23-2010, 10:40 AM
Welcome back to summer boys and girls. I'm single and very board so here I am on the message board looking for great/horrible pick-up lines. Whacha got?

missaira
05-23-2010, 12:26 PM
can i buy you a drink or should i just give you the money?

leader of mortals
05-23-2010, 12:27 PM
Hi, is your name Daisy, because I want to plant you right here!

ChickenHeart
05-23-2010, 12:55 PM
Wanna play tain, you can sit on my face and i can CHEW CHEW
That gets me every time :D

Rebellious Eagle
05-23-2010, 01:00 PM
Hey, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten I see! Haha, that one's not even remotely funny.

Agent Proto
05-23-2010, 02:30 PM
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.

Breine
05-23-2010, 02:36 PM
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.

heh.

"Is your dad a dealer 'cause you're dope to me".

Jiro
05-23-2010, 02:40 PM
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.

That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.

Yar
05-23-2010, 02:44 PM
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.

That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.
Someone's used it on you before, huh. :colbert:

Araciel
05-23-2010, 04:28 PM
To paraphrase a line from Blast From The Past:

I'm sorry.. I seem to have misplaced my congressional medal of honour... maybe you can help me find it..

NorthernChaosGod
05-23-2010, 05:15 PM
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/smug

Levian
05-23-2010, 05:39 PM
I don't use pick up lines, I just do what dogs do with sheep. I bite them in the ankle until they go where I want them to go.

Old Manus
05-23-2010, 05:42 PM
in after the inevitable chloroform line

Bunny
05-23-2010, 07:50 PM
I don't use pick up lines, I just do what dogs do with sheep. I bite them in the ankle until they go where I want them to go.

:jokey:

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

LunarWeaver
05-23-2010, 08:30 PM
You're so hot I'd Tweet about smurfing you while we're smurfing.


Is that an honor? I'm just trying to keep up with you crazy kids. Besides, he did say they could be horrible.

Cuchulainn
05-23-2010, 08:33 PM
I used

"bitch I've I've been at this party 3 hours and you haven't looked at me once, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

worked.

Freya
05-23-2010, 08:58 PM
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

Okay sorry I like harry potter a bit too much me thinks.

LunarWeaver
05-23-2010, 09:12 PM
I'd go home with Freya and have terrific unprotected sex if she said that to me tbh.

Rodarian
05-23-2010, 09:27 PM
You have two kids already...... You want to make more.... :jokey:


(Yes I know you're a guy) LOL XD

docta fizz
05-23-2010, 10:21 PM
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/smug
My favorite so far, so obvious yet so bold haha

Soo.... come here often?

leader of mortals
05-23-2010, 10:39 PM
Soo, come here often, or do you wait until you get home?

Værn
05-23-2010, 10:47 PM
Want to play D&D? We need an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me :bigsmile:

~*~Celes~*~
05-24-2010, 06:44 AM
You're hot.

Peegee
05-24-2010, 06:56 AM
"Good enough for me"

Alexandry
05-25-2010, 11:26 AM
yeah,really nice shoes..)

Citizen Bleys
05-25-2010, 04:14 PM
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

/smug

In the same vein, "Scream and you die."

fire_of_avalon
05-26-2010, 04:00 AM
I'll fuck you so hard you'll learn from it.

Carl the Llama
05-26-2010, 04:15 AM
how you doin'

Beowulf
05-26-2010, 04:42 AM
"Is your dad an astronaut? Cos I'm smurfin' horny."

-Bruce Campbell

Vermachtnis
05-26-2010, 05:47 AM
Show me dem boobs.

The Man
05-26-2010, 05:53 AM
Wanna do some math at my place? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then we start multiplying.

That would probably work right up until the multiplying bit. Then it's a little too.. kids, ugh, ruins it.

Replacing the end bit with "practise multiplication" should fix that problem, I feel.

Coach
05-26-2010, 12:32 PM
That just goes to show that everyone that says you don't use math later in life... you actually do.

Most pick up lines don't work for me, except down on street corners. The line that works for me almost everytime is "How much?" :eek:

Jiro
05-26-2010, 12:38 PM
Yours put this one into my head, Coach.

"If I take you to dinner, do I get mates rates?"

Unbreakable Will
05-27-2010, 05:44 PM
Damn baby, if you were a door I'd bang you all day long.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

One for my Australian friends: You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?