Cid's Knights vs. Cid's Angels

[Del Murder]

Who would win? Yes, the Cid's Angels are outnumbered 2 to 1, but I'm pretty sure foa can take on two CKs at once, if not more. And the dirty East Coast tactics of Rye and Shiny are not to be underestimated.

Also, tuh is not allowed to bring his sniper rifle because that's cheating.

[LunarWeaver]

According to most of Eyes on Each Other's endless arguments, angels don't exist at all, so I must say CK. Sorry.

[rubah]

there are girls here?

[Jessweeee♪]

Knights :</>D

[Rye]

Waaaaaaarriorssssssss Cids knightssssssssss

Come out and plaaa-aaaayyyyyyyyy

[Rodarian]

Well maybe Cid's Angels should exist !! And yes Angels exists!

[Jessweeee♪]

Does being a knight make me like...Joan of Arc?

[Bunny]

Depends on the time of the month.

[rubah]

aww, pontus added you to the wrong group? :jess:

[Momiji]

I'd be a Cid's Angel to help even the teams a bit :D

[Del Murder]

aww, pontus added you to the wrong group? :jess:
It wasn't wrong. There can only ever be 3. No more no less.

[Momiji]

In that case the Cid's Knights win by default unless the Angels have some sort of power advantage :<

[Iceglow]

You're forgetting Rye there Mommiji one trip to the CK camp with nothing but a trench coat on and then flashing the assembled CKs would incapacitate over 99% of them for the next 3 years hell that kind of flash bang would incapacitate most the admin team and any mere member who got caught in view of the act.

[Fonzie]

Cid's Knights since the angels stole my colour scheme! :mad2:

[Del Murder]

You're forgetting Rye there Mommiji one trip to the CK camp with nothing but a trench coat on and then flashing the assembled CKs would incapacitate over 99% of them for the next 3 years hell that kind of flash bang would incapacitate most the admin team and any mere member who got caught in view of the act.
Iceglow is thinking outside the box. See, there are certain powers the Angels have which make them formidable foes.

[Goldenboko]

The winner would be whomever whores themselves to the Admin team the most. AKA the Angels.

[G13]

Good morning Angels! :speakerbox:


Wrong it wasn't. 3 there can only ever be. No more no less.

There you go, all fixed. :jess:

[Raistlin]

The Knights would win because the Angels are too busy in the kitchen.

[NorthernChaosGod]

A bunch of guys (and one girl) vs. three girls?

Well, it depends on the the competition. If it was a sandwich making competition I'd bet on the Angel's.

[Bunny]

I'm not sure I would eat any sandwich Rye made.

[Rye]

I can make really delicious sandwiches turkey and cheddar sandwiches. Huxley taught me the art of it!

Steve, I don't know if you're referring to me incapacitating the CKs and admins with my body, or with my farts. I'm confused what the "flash bang" is. =(

[Iceglow]

Steve, I don't know if you're referring to me incapacitating the CKs and admins with my body, or with my farts. I'm confused what the "flash bang" is. =(


LOL Aww Jess, you're so sweet sometimes. I meant your body there after all it would go off much like a stun grenade (aka flashbang) would amongst the male forum members of this site and probably a fair few female ones too xD

[Meat Puppet]

Well, while you lot were dealing with your petty feud, I ate all your chickens. Good day.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd eat a turkey and cheddar on Rye. /smug

[Old Manus]

Being involved in a sandwich with the Cid's Angels sounds like a pretty cool deal

EDIT: actually no it doesn't

[Meat Puppet]

I'd eat a turkey and cheddar on Rye. /smug
While you were busy fantasizing, I ate your girlfriend. Good day.

[Levian]

I believe the powers of Cid's Angels are annulled if they don't wear matching avatars.

[theundeadhero]

I'll take all three of them on at once and once I'm done gringing their face in the mud force change their title back to Cid's Knights.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd eat a turkey and cheddar on Rye. /smug
While you were busy fantasizing, I ate your girlfriend. Good day.

You. Mother. Fucker. :mad:

[Aerith's Knight]

Angels are awesome.. And they're girls, win-win.

[Shiny]

With badass foa on our side we automatically win. I've won a fight against two dudes before. One was small and skinny though so maybe that doesn't count.

[Del Murder]

I've won a fight against two dudes before. One was small and skinny though so maybe that doesn't count.
Pretty sure that describes half the current CKs.

[oddler]

Sounds like a porn with VS between the names and the 2 to 1 ratio. I don't care who wins as long as I can watch.

[Mo-Nercy]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

[Breine]

I swing both ways :breine:

[Jiro]

Whoever gives me some goddamn strawberry pancakes will win :jiro:

[Bunny]

I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive.

Yeah, they're good at mounting things.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, they're good at mounting things.

:lol:

[Rebellious Eagle]

I'd have to go with Knights, only because the knight is my school mascot. ^^

[Shiny]

Angels are immortal unless both their wings are chopped off. Knights are mortal and are only protected by their armor.

[Quindiana Jones]

Booty Principle is in effect. I vote Cid's Angels.

[fire_of_avalon]

The Knights would win because the Angels are too busy in the kitchen.


A bunch of guys (and one girl) vs. three girls?

Well, it depends on the the competition. If it was a sandwich making competition I'd bet on the Angel's.
I will fucking kill you. Both of you. Hard.


I'll take all three of them on at once and once I'm done gringing their face in the mud force change their title back to Cid's Knights.
Hey, I happen to like having my face ground in the mud. Afterwards, it would be your turn. :)

I thought, very briefly, about requesting to go back to the blue. Now, now I see the error of my ways. I'm here for my Angels, no matter what.

[G13]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.

Please don't change my name Shlup. :(

[Psychotic]

Can't we just fire both of them into the Sun and be done with it?

[Rye]

Says the high and mighty administrartard. I bet you and crashNUMBERS are laughing at the sky. :colbert:

[Bunny]

I think we need to discuss the real issue here:

Which one of you is Farrah?

[fire_of_avalon]

You would be disappointed with the answer.

[Raistlin]

I will smurfing kill you. Both of you. Hard.

I love you too, foa. :love:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will smurfing kill you. Both of you. Hard.

Rawr, feisty. ;)

[Baloki]

I see FOA as the ninja one.

[Mo-Nercy]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.
Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

[Baloki]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.
Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

[G13]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.
Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

[Rodarian]

I think we need to discuss the real issue here:

Which one of you is Farrah?

Me! ^_^

http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/farrah-fawcett.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.
Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

I'll mount anything I damn well please. :colbert:

It was quite lulzy though.

[Madame Adequate]

Well, let's get some ranting out of the way regarding angels: For a start, most of them are male. Or have four heads (An ox's, an eagle's, a lion's, and a man's), or three pairs of wings, or are wheels covered in eyes.

Anyway, and you'll be forewarned of the course language here, there is no contest (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael.html).

And further if a member of a chivalric order was faced with a being of divine origin, you can bet you'd drop to their knee in a display of fealty and do as God commanded.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What if they're Knight's In Satan's Service?

[Madame Adequate]

Then the angels will step on their necks so hard their eyes bug out of their heads.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Michael's not on their team. :colbert:

Also, I totally didn't read that article on him until after my post.

[G13]

In addition to being the big man's personal enforcer,

Del? :eek:


Michael is the patron of Chivalry and Knightly Orders, which is badass.

So he's on the knights' side, not the angels'. :|

[Jiro]

Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

I can try. For further information, C plan D.

[Meat Puppet]

Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

I can try. For further information, C plan D.

baloki can never top this

[Momiji]

Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

I can try. For further information, C plan D.


Oh, the wordplay. I love it.

[Madame Adequate]

Michael is the patron of Chivalry and Knightly Orders, which is badass.

So he's on the knights' side, not the angels'. :|

Well it's complicated, thousands of years of theology and all that :p

[Baloki]

Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

A plan B.

None of you can or will ever top this. :lol:

I can try. For further information, C plan D.


Oh, the wordplay. I love it.

YouTube - The A team - There is no plan B - trailer uploaded by duythangos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

[Momiji]

YouTube - The A team - There is no plan B - trailer uploaded by duythangos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

I will hunt you down. :mad2:

[Baloki]

YouTube - The A team - There is no plan B - trailer uploaded by duythangos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

I will hunt you down. :mad2:

I'll never hunt you down
I'll be there whenever you need me
I'll never hunt you down
I'll be strong, I'll show you how love can be
I'll never hunt you down
Come what my way

[oddler]

If you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
Because they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this is private between you and I

[Shiny]

If you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
Because they be all up in my business like a Wendy interview
But this is private between you and I

:love:

[DarkOrigins]

They're Angels. I imagine they'd be able to mount an aerial offensive. The Knights would be sitting ducks =]

Knights have catapults, and crossbows, and a dragon, although I'm not sure if Shlup would side with them.
Ah, this is true. What would the angels have? Harps?

Harps or Herpes?
I hope not Herpes.

[Mo-Nercy]

Herpes certainly would help the Angels wreck havoc amongst the Knights.

[oddler]

Ah, the only weakness of the chivalrous.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Herpes certainly would help the Angels wreck havoc amongst the Knights.

It would cripple the entire membership. :|

[qwertysaur]

Cids Technicians! We have an agent in both camps already! :p

[G13]

How can one agent be in two places at once? :confused:

[qwertysaur]

Shiny and Jessweeee♪

[Agent Proto]

Oh, and I thought you were talking about me. I've been misled... :(

[Matthew]

Who is Cid?

[qwertysaur]

Oh, and I thought you were talking about me. I've been misled... :(
You are THE agent :p

[Mo-Nercy]

Herpes certainly would help the Angels wreck havoc amongst the Knights.

It would cripple the entire membership. :|
Heh. Membership.

:D

[Jiro]

I suddenly got a mental image of a boat full of dicks. And not dicks as in Quin either. :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Now I'm on a Boat has taken on a whole new meaning. :|

[Rodarian]

I suddenly got a mental image of a boat full of dicks. And not dicks as in Quin either. :monster:

JIRO YOU TURD.... And I was eating sausages right at this moment.... :stare:

[DarkOrigins]

I suddenly got a mental image of a boat full of dicks. And not dicks as in Quin either. :monster:

Meheeehhwhyyy....
Well that's another piece of innocence gone.

Heheh, Piece..

[Brennan]

Depends if the Angels have holy hand grenades.

[G13]

The Angels have banhammers and the Knights have holy ban grenades.

[Del Murder]

Wow the Angels have really rallied!

[oddler]

*Votes to make it closer.*

[Brennan]

The Angels have banhammers and the Knights have holy ban grenades.

Holy ban grenades? That has a radius greater than of a banhammer (unless said hammer is thrown, but that isn't really realistic, is it?)

[qwertysaur]

Technicians can make bannukes. But the use of bannukes has been outlawed since 2004 because the use of one caused the unfortunate destruction of the Mystic quest forum and severe levels of radiation in the Xenogears forum that even today it is still locked due to the danger it presents. :(

The actual bannukes are really quite cute though. They have a heart with a skull and crossbones on the front, and we deploy them using the only responsible method, a very big shiny red button :bigsmile: The radiation is strawberry scented mixed with a hint of death.

[Momiji]

Technicians can make bannukes. But the use of bannukes has been outlawed since 2004 because the use of one caused the unfortunate destruction of the Mystic quest forum and severe levels of radiation in the Xenogears forum that even today it is still locked due to the danger it presents. :(

The actual bannukes are really quite cute though. They have a heart with a skull and crossbones on the front, and we deploy them using the only responsible method, a very big shiny red button :bigsmile: The radiation is strawberry scented mixed with a hint of death.

:D

[G13]

The Angels have banhammers and the Knights have holy ban grenades.

Holy ban grenades? That has a radius greater than of a banhammer (unless said hammer is thrown, but that isn't really realistic, is it?)

Mjollnir could be. It'll even come back to you, but the Angels know better than to take it without asking Thor first.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The Angels have banhammers and the Knights have holy ban grenades.

Holy ban grenades? That has a radius greater than of a banhammer (unless said hammer is thrown, but that isn't really realistic, is it?)

Mjollnir could be. It'll even come back to you, but the Angels know better than to take it without asking Thor first.

Only Thor can even lift Mjolnir. :colbert:

[fire_of_avalon]

Yeah, but Thor is my dog.

No... really.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/IMG_1130600x450.jpg

[G13]

GODDAMMIT!!!! :mad:

[Shin Gouken]

Yeah, but Thor is my dog.

No... really.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/MeganTheFeisty/IMG_1130600x450.jpg

My dog would smash yours into pieces

http://i3.bebo.com/034a/7/large/2007/06/24/18/3955149743a4779087625l.jpg

[G13]

Your dog looks surprised at that statement.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf, I had posted in here after the dog-Thor imposter thing.

[nirojan]

wow i voted for angels cause its new and fresh plus sounds a bit better!
Its tied 17-17 atm!!!

[Crop]

I totally just broke the tie. I'm a mans man.

[Shin Gouken]

I totally just broke the tie. I'm a mans man.

I'm going to vote angels just to even it back out :p

[Jessweeee♪]

I wonder if I should abuse my new poll-editing powers.

[DarkOrigins]

I wonder if I should abuse my new poll-editing powers.


Origins says yes. Yeeeesssss....

Yeeeessssss!

[Shiny]

I wonder if I should abuse my new poll-editing powers.

One step ahead you, toots.

[G13]

:stare:

[Shiny]

Red Apple and Peach duped again!

[Goldenboko]

20-20, my vote chooses the winner, let the bribing begin.

[Raistlin]

Uh, it's 25-20. The men apparently dominated the last couple of hours, with backhand slaps and everything.

[NorthernChaosGod]

AWESOME.

[DarkOrigins]

*Bribes Goldenboko with an unopened PC version of FF7*