The Man Rules

[G13]

Two man rules were broken today.

I'm at the mall, doin' m'thang, when my body says to me "Hey dude, you remember that giant soda you drank earlier? Well it says it doesn't wanna hang out anymore." Who am I to argue with the soda? I head to the bathroom, the joint is empty. First choice for urinal usage, pretty sweet. I once again begin doing m'thang when this dude comes up and chooses the urinal right smurfing next to mine! Rule number one broken: You always space yourself at least one empty urinal away from your neighbor. Then the dude looked at me and said "Hi". Rule number two broken: You never, ever, talk to a guy while he's wizzing, especially if you don't know him. I reponded by turning my body the other way and tossing a "Yo." at him. This is the men's bathroom man not a place to mingle.

It seems to me that this is probably not the first time he's done this, and if he's doin' it there's a good chance others are too. These rules are imperitive to our way of life. Help me men of EoFF by making a list of Man Rules so we can re-educate the male populace of the world. I just might make it into flyers and leave them on a stand in that very bathroom.

[Unbreakable Will]

Rule #3- When taking the browns to the superbowl, flush man.

[leader of mortals]

One time, right as I was done pissing, a friend of mine came up and gave me a hug...

*shudder*

[Jessweeee♪]

Rule #3- When taking the browns to the superbowl, flush man.

This is not a man rule. This is a rule :stare:

[Agent Proto]

Never ask for directions under any circumstances. You can, however, ask to use a map though. :D

[G13]

@lom: D: Good God! Another bathroom rule for the flyer. Do not, under any circumstances, touch a man while he's doing his businesss.

[The Man]

...Why thank you. :smug:

[fire_of_avalon]

...Why thank you. :smug:

/thread

[NeoCracker]

...Why thank you. :smug:

Oddly I thought this thread was going to be about you as well. :p

[Madame Adequate]

...Why thank you. :smug:

Damn, was hoping I'd be able to make a comment along these lines before anyone else xD

Also yeah that's pretty dire. I hope you called the cops, someone like that is clearly dangerous and needs to be placed in care before they can hurt themselves or others.

[Del Murder]

Like everyone else who registered prior to 2006 I also thought this was some kind of Aaron suck up thread. :p

Here's some other man rules:

Don't punch a guy in the nuts unless it's a life or death situation.
Don't steal another guy's girl, or if you do, don't tell him about it.

[Hythloday]

One time I made them touch.

[Inferno]

Two men may never share an umbrella

[Miriel]

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/30a5ipx.jpg

[Momiji]

Avoid all awkward urinal situations by using stalls. Piece of cake.

[theundeadhero]

Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Pee outside

[champagne supernova]

Here is one of the key rules of man philosophy.

You can always fix/build/renovate anything. And no, you don't need the manual. Manuals are for women.

[Momiji]

I wonder.

Is it breaking a Man Rule if you're writing a manual?

[champagne supernova]

I wonder.

Is it breaking a Man Rule if you're writing a manual?

It is a man's duty to help out the weaker sex :p (if any woman reads this, I am going to get slaughtered :eek: - it's just a joke. Chill. Maybe read the Period thread in Eyes on Each Other).

[Dignified Pauper]

...Why thank you. :smug:

When I saw the thread title, I too thought it was about The Man and checked to facebook to see if it was Aaron's Birthday, before even reading the thread.

[Mo-Nercy]

Happy Birthday, The Ma--- huh? Oh what? It's not about this?

Oh what? People have already made this observation about the thread title and the existance of a registered user called 'The Man'?

Okay then.

Rule: Drive a manual/stick shift.
Rule: Other male friends' current girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters and mothers are off-limits.
Rule: Within your circle of friends, you must claim expert/know-it-all status in at least one popular sport.

[Meat Puppet]

rule # 1: have a penis
the rest you pretty much make up as you go along

[oddler]

Having a penis doesn't make you a man. It makes you male. :choc2:

[Marshall Banana]

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/30a5ipx.jpg
Ahh, that would be so creepy.

[Aerith's Knight]

Rule: Other male friends' current girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters and mothers are off-limits.


But a stepmother is is acceptable if she initiates and/or wears at least one article of leopard clothing.

Rule: No eye contact in a devil's threesome.

Rule: If a man gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

[Breine]

I also thought this thread was about The Man.

But yeah, using urinals at public bathrooms can lead to some weird situations. I remember being at a club once, and this guy who was peeing next to me started to talk to me about how I'd made some funny comment to another guy in the bathroom, and that he loved it when people were like me when drunk. Then he started to say that he'd pee next to me while trying not to look at my thing.
I was drunk at the time and thought it was funny, but it was totally a "wtf" moment. I mean, seriously! xD

[Hot Shot]

Never eat low fat mayonaise.

[Aerith's Knight]

Men do not share dessert.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Add another one who thought this was about The Man.

Bros before hos.

[Inferno]

Never wear a thong... please

[Loony BoB]

Ahh, that would be so creepy.
It is. =|

I don't believe in too many "man rules" but the urinal one is definitely one I follow.

With regards to "off-limits" girls - I don't read too much into that, it depends on the circumstances. I know a lot of guys who were happy enough for their mate to start dating their sister (don't know how I'd feel about it...) and a few that have gone out with the ex of a mate. I know in my case, I've done it, although in one case I hadn't seen the guy around for months and in the other case I asked the friend first to make sure he'd be alright with it. But yeah, the heart goes where it goes, etc.

Current girlfriends, though, of pretty much any decent guy will be off-limits for me. I don't agree with the idea of breaking up a relationship unless it's a clearly bad relationship, and even then I don't make any move until I know they've called it off.

[Madame Adequate]

Avoid all awkward urinal situations by using stalls. Piece of cake.

This. I only use urinals in the utmost need now. They should not exist, they should make way for more stalls.

[blackmage_nuke]

If you are unable to piss while a guy is standing next to you or let someone's position at a urinal prevent you from peeing wheverever you so please then he is clearly the dominant male and you are submitting to him:colbert:

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Never wear a thong or a mankini...please

[Madame Adequate]

If you are unable to piss while a guy is standing next to you or let someone's position at a urinal stop you from peeing wheverever you so please then he is clearly the dominant male and you are submitting to him:colbert:

I am not uncommonly unable to piss in a private bathroom if people are two rooms away.

[Peegee]

Why does bros before hoes even exist? Your bros don't have sex with you (unless you swing that way) so if I fancy a girl I will hit on her.

It's a different matter if the guy and girl are in a monogamous relationship but I'm not going there today!

[Shiny]

Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade. No. Beer is for people who can't afford a real drink.
Pee outside

I agree with the above two though. I like motorcycles and guitars.

[theundeadhero]

Don't let a girl tell a man what it takes to be manly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Try playing guitar at least once in your life.
Ride a motorcycle
Drink a beer. Any beer as long as it's not something like Shmirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade. No. Beer is for people who can't afford a real drink.
Pee outside

I agree with the above two though. I like motorcycles and guitars.
Beer > all other drinks.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

[Christmas]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

Ya, I like guys that drink wine more. Just seems to be more classy to me though! :bigsmile:

[Shiny]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

More men should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it! :love:

http://www.seriousaboutwine.co.za/wp-content/sbres-1202384301-0-.jpg

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

More women should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it! :love:


Fixed.

Wine < Beer < Jack < Scotch on rocks. Ftw.

[Shiny]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.

Well, yeah. ;)

[Shoeberto]

Wine is only okay for men if it's drank straight out of the box. And because a box of wine is the only thing available.

Otherwise, you should be drinking Everclear or moonshine straight from the bottle.

[theundeadhero]

Red wine for kissing red lips.
White wine for kissing pale skin.

[Matthew]

...Why thank you. :smug:

I thought that was what this was, too.

[fire_of_avalon]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all* and I wear skirts. AND I can't grow a beard.

*Except tuh. He shoots guns. Big ones.

[Inferno]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all
Prove it

[Shoeberto]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all
Prove it
Oh god don't ask her to prove it I made that mistake already and I still get blood in my pee

[fire_of_avalon]

Inferno, your avatar is a chicken, clutching its head, because someone broke its egg. My avatar is mute, but makes deals with pirates to sell out her friends. And is a hair-puller.

Also I mow the yard, I fix cars, and I can dance backwards in 4-inch high heels.

I can disarm a 6'4" 220 lb. man coming at me with a knife (taught to me by my pregnant self-defense instructor.)

And I drive a stick shift.

How am I not manlier than you at this point?

[qwertysaur]

I always laugh when you see the big guy walking a chihuahua thats wearing a tutu :bigsmile:

[Inferno]

rule # 1: have a penis

[qwertysaur]

you never know... the rest of this post is unavailable due to the graphic nature of the description. Have a nice day

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well that settles it. Most EoFF men prefer to drink out of something phallic shaped over a much less gay wine glass.
Glassware for Beer - BeerAdvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/101/glassware)

Suck it.


Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all* and I wear skirts. AND I can't grow a beard.

*Except tuh. He shoots guns. Big ones.

No you're not.

[Shiny]

That first one is called a wine glass and I'm sure you don't drink your urine tasting beer out of it. :monster:

The Weizen whatever and Pint glass are the only ones people actually drink beer out of it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The first one is called a champagne flûte. And how do you know what urine tastes like?

And I own five of those myself, just because you have :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty taste doesn't mean others do. :monster:

[Shiny]

And how do you know what urine tastes like?


Because I've tried beer, silly. :greenie:

Serious answer: Because beer tastes like urine smells. Scent and taste are connected.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You probably have a UTI, you might want to get that looked at.

[I Took the Red Pill]

More men should aspire to be you. Paul Newman was also a beast of a man and he had his own damn wine with his face on it! :love:Newman Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman_Day)

he also loved beer

[Shiny]

Newman, how could you?! :whimper:

This leads me to a story about Paul Newman my professor told me about. I'll try to to make this short. So basically, during a movie premiere, my professor, socialites, and actors all got on to a school bus because for some reason a limousine was out of the question. Paul Newman got so hammered on WINE and beer (ew) that he started to pretend that he was a pilot. Newman then gets up from his chair while the bus is in motion and says to the driver, "Move the hell over, I'm steering this plane." Before the guy could even say anything, Newman pushed aside and grabbed hold of the wheel. He then proceeded to speed down the highway all the way to the premiere. Everyone was in shock; including my teacher. The moral of the story is if you are not Paul Newman you are not manly. I'm sorry, but that's how life works.

[Loony BoB]

Beer doesn't make you manly. Whiskey makes you manly. Beer is weak. Why would it make you manly? Unless you think drinking a lot of something that clearly has no good flavour is manly. I wouldn't say that's manly, though. Just stupid. Or cheap, if it's cheap beer. I don't think that a beer bottle is that much of a phallic object, though. It just makes sense to have a bottle shaped that way.

Dancing backwards in heels does not make you manly in any way whatsoever. Quite the opposite. Manly is not a synonym of talented (nor is womanly/girly, mind you).

Fixing cars, mowing lawns and disarming large men who come at you with knives are all, however, manly. Shame I don't do any of those things (although to be honest, I'm kind of enjoying the fact that I don't get the opportunity). :p

I don't refer to myself as a boy or man very often. I prefer the word 'guy'. I don't care too much about a lot of stereotypically manly things.

I wouldn't be afraid to refer to foa or Kalen as 'manly'.

[G13]

Whiskey makes you manly.

Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.

[Madame Adequate]

Wine makes you manliest of all. It takes an iron gut and an iron will to actually stomach that absolutely sick, vile, disgusting insult to both alcohol and taste.

[Quindiana Jones]

I like to stand right next to guys, reach over and smile. :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Whiskey makes you manly.

Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.

And cigars. We should hang out, guys.

[Quindiana Jones]

You three are real men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zImvMwDZro&feature=channel).

[Breine]

Wine makes you manliest of all. It takes an iron gut and an iron will to actually stomach that absolutely sick, vile, disgusting insult to both alcohol and taste.

What!? No! Wine is great!



I like to stand right next to guys, reach over and smile. :bigsmile:

O rly? :breine:

[Chris]

I gave up using urinals years ago, and my reasons are absolute. I had my share of guys trying to... you know. It's not really polite if you're not the one doing it first.

Ruler number #1: Brush your teeth. It seems that a lot of guys doesn't know what a toothbrush is. Also, "whiskey" does not qualify as mouthwash. I can't believe that I've had to say that to more than one of my friends.

[Psychotic]

Hell. I'm manlier than most of y'all* and I wear skirts. AND I can't grow a beard.

*Except tuh. He shoots guns. Big ones.foa I could kick your ass

see: avatar.

(mine, not the crappy movie)

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Ruler number #1: Brush your teeth. It seems that a lot of guys doesn't know what a toothbrush is. Also, "whiskey" does not qualify as mouthwash. I can't believe that I've had to say that to more than one of my friends.

Amendment: Peppermint schnapps is an acceptable replace for mouthwash, but only if you are stealing the swig from a woman.

[Aerith's Knight]

You three are real men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zImvMwDZro&feature=channel).

Hell yeah.

Real men only give this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto) present to women.

[qwertysaur]

Try drinking Manischewitz wine. It's what we use at temple and it tastes really bad. :p

[Iceglow]

One time, right as I was done pissing, a friend of mine came up and gave me a hug...

*shudder*

LOL, dude, I got one worse for you. Theres a scuzzy night club or rather it used to be very scuzzy in an old warehouse down the back of Islington Angel in London known as Slimelight. It's a goth/industrialist place I used to frequent in college, private club members only kind of thing, Used to be a real hotbed for drugs and alcohol because you could buy whatever you liked and take it in with you in a rucksack because they don't search members only guests of members get searched. Well in this club there was not at the time any doors on the toilets, in fact there simply was no gender division in the toilets therefore guys never peed in the stalls (lets face it, goth girls in new rocks = new balls please if they take offense to you peeing on the toilet seat they then have to sit on) but peeing in the trough put you in full view of everyone. Well on my first night in there I was going to the trough to piss (as per my mates advice) when this goth girl decides she wants to "help" me out. She approaches from behind and then simply slid an arm around me before taking hold of my penis whilst I peed...I have to admit, it was as arousing as it was disturbing, mainly because she was chewing a nice hickie in to my neck at the time.



Rule: Other male friends' current girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters and mothers are off-limits.


But Psychotic's mother likes to watch movies with me, it's not my fault! /joke at Psy's mom. Serious side of this, I've dated guys sisters before, so long as you don't cheat on the girl and treat her right during the breakup it can be fine but mess it up and you've lost a friend too. Therefore it's mainly considered off limits because you're risking a lot of crap there.



Beer is nasty. Wine FTW. Plus wine glasses are so much more classy~

Ya, I like guys that drink wine more. Just seems to be more classy to me though! :bigsmile:

LIES Mas, Mas! Lies! You've spent forever complaining about me drinking too much and I drink mostly Jack Daniels and other spirits. :bigsmile:

Yeah for my own input to the man rules:

When a friend says to you "Oh man I have had a terrible week and we haven't hung out in ages, I need to go clubbing, dance the night away, meet some girls and forget about it for a bit, come clubbing!" You go clubbing regardless of jetlag, tiredness, pressing coursework/revision, work in the morning, being broke (since it's their need ask them to loan you the cash on the promise of repaying the favour next time, most guys are cool with this), nothing and I mean nothing gets in your way of going out and being the best possible wingman, friend and drinking buddy. Failure to keep to this simple rule is subject to termination of your friendship. There are no excuses the come clubbing was not a request, it was a demand for the guys to rally round and show the man a good time.

[Madame Adequate]

Wine makes you manliest of all. It takes an iron gut and an iron will to actually stomach that absolutely sick, vile, disgusting insult to both alcohol and taste.

What!? No! Wine is great!

A great way to torture someone.

[champagne supernova]

Wine is good. Beer is good. Whisky is good (but only if it is whisky and not bourbon, in which case it is okay). But real men drink...vodka.

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That is all.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Try drinking Manischewitz wine. It's what we use at temple and it tastes really bad. :pI fucking love Manischewitz and I'm not even down with Yahweh

[Mo-Nercy]

Whiskey makes you manly.

Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.

And cigars. We should hang out, guys.
Foursome!

I'll bring the ice. Someone else get the Johnny Blue and the cigars.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wine makes you manliest of all. It takes an iron gut and an iron will to actually stomach that absolutely sick, vile, disgusting insult to both alcohol and taste.

:love:

[theundeadhero]

Iceglow is right. Sometimes you just gotta man up and be the wingman.

[Rodarian]

Men are allowed to fart not woman.... :colbert:

[G13]

Whiskey makes you manly.

Yes! I'm glad someone in here knows what they're talking about.

And cigars. We should hang out, guys.
Foursome!

I'll bring the ice. Someone else get the Johnny Blue and the cigars.

And we can sit around talking about "that one time on the internet". :cool:

[Loony BoB]

Wine is good. Beer is good. Whisky is good (but only if it is whisky and not bourbon, in which case it is okay). But real men drink...vodka.

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That is all.
If real men drink vodka, all the women I know are real men and all the guys I know are not. Seriously! It's the drink of choice for most females when they're on a pub crawl or clubbing or whatever, isn't it? Maybe it's just the ones I know...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

[Rodarian]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

Its about the hit I guess...Not the taste..You want taste...Use a mixer with it!

[Breine]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

They'd probably mix it with something else.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No one can just drink something neat?

[Christmas]

I think one of the most important man's rule is that they should alway treat a lady with respect. :bigsmile:

[Hot Shot]

I think one of the most important man's rule is that they should alway treat a lady with respect. :bigsmile:
I second that!

[Imperfectionist]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

Flavourless? Have you ever tried straight vodka? It tastes like nail varnish remover.

[Shin Gouken]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

Flavourless? Have you ever tried straight vodka? It tastes like nail varnish remover.

Yummy nail varnish remover ;)

[qwertysaur]

Also REAL men can cook. :doublecolbert:

[Aerith's Knight]

I think one of the most important man's rule is that they should alway treat a lady with respect. :bigsmile:

And never with kindness (that's apparently a huge turnoff).

[Christmas]

Also REAL men can cook. :doublecolbert:

You can cook!? wow! :kaoclove:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

Flavourless? Have you ever tried straight vodka? It tastes like nail varnish remover.

Yeah, isn't that just a burning sensation? It's totally not supposed to taste of anything but alcohol.

[Imperfectionist]

Vodka by definition is a flavorless alcohol, wtf would anyone drink that?

Flavourless? Have you ever tried straight vodka? It tastes like nail varnish remover.

Yeah, isn't that just a burning sensation? It's totally not supposed to taste of anything but alcohol.

Well maybe alcohol tastes like nail varnish remover XD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Probably. That's why I don't drink vodka. Fuck that stuff.

[Aerith's Knight]

Yeah, isn't that just a burning sensation? It's totally not supposed to taste of anything but alcohol.

Well maybe alcohol tastes like nail varnish remover XD

Other way around. They put alcohol in a lot of things, from nail varnish remover to perfume, because it evaporates quickly at room temperature.

[LunarWeaver]

If your very presence scares little children I give you a golf clap manliness.

[Imperfectionist]

Aaah AK I never thought of it that way... :D

[Quindiana Jones]

I like drinking nail varnish remover. What does this say about me? :confused:

[Iceglow]

I like drinking nail varnish remover. What does this say about me? :confused:

That you sir ought to switch to Lighter Fluid which is a far superior drink to meths because the poor bastards on the street can't afford it.

[Aerith's Knight]

You can try drinking spiritus, which is basically ethanol, but it'd most likely kill you.

Actually, I was wrong. I looked at a bottle varnish nail remover today and it doesn't use alcohol but acetone. But meh, still an evaporating solvent.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I like drinking nail varnish remover. What does this say about me? :confused:

That you're homeless?

[Rodarian]

I like drinking nail varnish remover. What does this say about me? :confused:

So you're the one who also drank my antibacterial hand wash! :|

[Aerith's Knight]

I wouldn't recommend drinking acetone.

[champagne supernova]

Different vodkas do have different flavours. The better the vodka, the easier it is to drink neat. It's like tequila. Better tequilas are less harsh.

[Iceglow]

Different vodkas do have different flavours. The better the vodka, the easier it is to drink neat. It's like tequila. Better tequilas are less harsh.

Best normal vodka I drank neat is This one (http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/Image7.jpg), full packaging seen here (http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/Image5.jpg) It's a polish vodka also tastes amazing with apple juice.

Though the best vodka I ever drank at all was Polish Honey Vodka that stuff is lethal!

[I Took the Red Pill]

Grey Goose is really all the French are good for. And Ketel One is nearly as good, so it's not even really that impressive.

[Shin Gouken]

Any vodka = oragasmic.

Only stuff i can't touch is absynthe, not because it's practically pure alcohol but coz aniseed is just bleaugh =/

[blackmage_nuke]

A Man drinks whatever he likes and doesnt care if other people question his manliness due to his beverage preference.

*takes a sip out of a tall glass of milk*

[NorthernChaosGod]

Doesn't anyone here fucking drink scotch?

[Bunny]

I drink scotch, rum and vodka mixed together in the most glorious beverage ever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why would you ruin good scotch by adding anything to it?

[Christmas]

THE MAN'S RULES

WHATEVER RULES YOU DISCUSS, YOU END UP DISCUSSING ABOUT BOOZE AND ALCOHOL.

[G13]

I was just about to suggest we change this thread name to The Man Drinks.

Edit: Oh right, then everyone would think The Man is an alcy.

[Aerith's Knight]

THE MAN'S RULES

WHATEVER RULES YOU DISCUSS, YOU END UP DISCUSSING ABOUT BOOZE BOOBS AND ALCOHOL.


fixed

[Loony BoB]

Oh man, speaking of which, I love boobs.

[Rodarian]

LOL @ AK...

My fav drink is liquid cocaine ...with real gold flecks!

[Christmas]

Oh man, speaking of which, I love boobs.

Is that why you go around asking girls to add you to facebook? :bigsmile:

[Loony BoB]

Only two! The rest add me, I don't even know all of them... at least, I don't think I do. But they have lots of EoFF friends so maybe!

[Christmas]

Only two! The rest add me, I don't even know all of them... at least, I don't think I do. But they have lots of EoFF friends so maybe!

Who are the two prey that you targeted? :(

[Loony BoB]

Claire Meek is one of them - she's a topless model. The other? Levian.

[theundeadhero]

I love bewbs and drinking Jack Daniels and bewbs that can drink Jack Daniels with me.

[Rodarian]

Claire Meek is one of them - she's a topless model. The other? Levian.

Any chance that she'll accept me as a friend!!

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh man, speaking of which, I love boobs.

OMG! Me too. How crazy is that?

[Loony BoB]

Claire Meek is one of them - she's a topless model. The other? Levian.

Any chance that she'll accept me as a friend!!
She accepted me and I don't know her, I only looked her up when checking out High Street Honey contenders in FHM. xD She was from the same area as Danielle (girlfriend/smittenkitten), so yeah. She probably will accept you. :p She's pretty normal, although she updates Facebook a lot. I think 90% of my facebook page is made up of about five girls constantly updating every few hours.

[Iceglow]

Boobs are teriffic if you ask me, Girls never seem to think they could be just that damn important to a man and those who do well, ever noticed the girl the guys all bend over backwards to accomodate or help? Yeah she's that girl.