I'm such a shortie!

[KentaRawr!]

I'm only 5 feet, 5 inches tall! I'm such a shortie. :p What about you guys? How tall are you?

[Inferno]

6'1

[BarelySeeAtAll]

You're right, you are short. I am an inch taller than you.

And I'm a girl :tongue:

[KentaRawr!]

You're right, you are short. I am an inch taller than you.

And I'm a girl :tongue:

Surprisingly, most of the girls I meet are taller than me. The tallest girl I've ever met was 5'11. It's crazy! :p

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

6'1"

[BarelySeeAtAll]

You're right, you are short. I am an inch taller than you.

And I'm a girl :tongue:

Surprisingly, most of the girls I meet are taller than me. The tallest girl I've ever met was 5'11. It's crazy! :p


...I now feel bad.

:( Forgiveness?

[Shorty]

I'm 5'3", which I always thought was kindof average for girls.

[KentaRawr!]

You're right, you are short. I am an inch taller than you.

And I'm a girl :tongue:

Surprisingly, most of the girls I meet are taller than me. The tallest girl I've ever met was 5'11. It's crazy! :p


...I now feel bad.

:( Forgiveness?

No need for that. I like being short. :p

[I Took the Red Pill]

6'0"

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I am 5'3" as well. But that isn't normal for a man. Not that I really mind, I like being short. It must be terribly awkward to be tall.

[qwertysaur]

5'10 :p
My tallest friend is 6'0 and she loves to tease another friend of mine who is 4'11 :p

[Rodarian]

I'm average height.. 5'9

[Hambone]

I know a girl who's 6'2.

I'm a guy and I'm 5'4. If only just 3 more inches! Just 3 more!

[rubah]

5' 9"

[Carl the Llama]

I must be a giant then at 6' 4", though I have met a woman who was 6'2" personally I prefer shorter women.

My sister though is 5' 11" taller then alot of men in this thread... she is getting married to a man who is only 5' 7" lol

[Vermachtnis]

I'm 5'9"

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'm 4' 10 1/2" :D I think I'm the shortest eoffer tbh

[Jings]

Right on 6'

[leader of mortals]

About 6' 1"

[Quindiana Jones]

Somewhere around the 6' mark. A bit less.

FYI, short girls are hot. :drool:

[Rebellious Eagle]

You guys are all tall compared to me. I'm only 4'11 and I hate it. People think I'm 12 until I tell them my real age. >.<

[Lawr]

5'3" or, exactly 160 cm.

[Goldenboko]

5'3" or, exactly 160 cm.

Copy, paste, duh. Surprising, still get some growin' in me, I was 5'2"-ish last year. If I can just get to 5'5" xD

[Breine]

I'm 6'2" or 188 cm.

I guess I'm pretty tall, but both my brother and my dad are taller than me.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm 6'3".

My best friend Barry Manilow is 6'8".

[Momiji]

I'm average height.. 5'9


5' 9"


I'm 5'9"

Another 5'9" here.

[Imperfectionist]

I think i'm 5'1"/5'2". I'm not sure, i've never measured.

Either way though, i'm a small person.

[Sephiroth]

1,75m.

[Christmas]

I really like guys that are shorter than me. This way I can pat their head easily and harass them. :bigsmile:

Perhaps because I am a big fan of snow white and the seven dwarfs. :kaoclove:

[champagne supernova]

5'11". Which is fairly short for a guy.

[redxiiii]

5'11 One day i'll conquer that final inch and enter into the big leauges.

[Quindiana Jones]

I had a girlfriend who would say that to me, but she cheated on me before her plans could come to fruition.

Take absolutely any part of that sentence, and it is a joke.

[Lawr]

fruition.

Heh.

[Imperfectionist]

I had a girlfriend

Heh.

[Agent Proto]

5'11". Which is fairly short for a guy.

By NBA standards. yes.


I'm 5'8" here though. No complaints from me though. I'm good with my height.

[Christmas]

I had a girlfriend


This is a feat, this is THE feat. :bigsmile:

[Chris]

I'm 5'10". I'm short by Scandinavian standards, but towering by Asian standards. It's hard being a half-breed.

[Quindiana Jones]

Someone call Psy in here. Someone needs to point out the self-made penis jab.

[Mo-Nercy]

I'm 5'10". I'm short by Scandinavian standards, but towering by Asian standards. It's hard being a half-breed.
That's what I need! I needsta get me some Scandinavian DNA!

I'm 5'7", which as far as I can tell is fairly average for Asian males.

[Quindiana Jones]

You could talk to Breine about that, Mo. He'll donate some of his DNA to anyone hot enough.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm 5'3" or 5'4". Pretty short.

[Denmark]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

[KentaRawr!]

I really like guys that are shorter than me. This way I can pat their head easily and harass them. :bigsmile:

Perhaps because I am a big fan of snow white and the seven dwarfs. :kaoclove:

Hearing this gives me hope. I don't think I've met any girls that would prefer a guy to be shorter than them. :p

[Jiro]

I am 5' 11.7". I need just over half a centimetre to be 6'. On a good day I hit it though, my height varies wildly due to my back :|

[theundeadhero]

A surprisingly average 5'9"

[Fujiko]

5'4 I think; I'm around 165 cm. ^___^

[Rodarian]

5'4 I think; I'm around 165 cm. ^___^

You're perfect in every way...

[missaira]

5'4" (i think that's how you write it?) 166cm :p

[Madame Adequate]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

KaiserDragon is an inch taller than I am!

But I have the tallest best friend :smug:

[Carl the Llama]

Bing tall isnt that great, I had to stoop when cleaning out the chicken shed at a previous job (who on earth keeps chickens at a graveyard???).

[Brennan]

5'9'', I'm the tallest member in my immediate family (parents, siblings) and I'm taller than a lot of my cousins.

[Fujiko]

5'4 I think; I'm around 165 cm. ^___^

You're perfect in every way...

*winks at you*

[Shiny]

5'1" and happy to not be a behemoth woman. :jess:

[Fujiko]

... and happy to not be a behemoth woman. :jess:

Behemoth woman! :jess: *chuckles*

[smittenkitten]

Ok firstly 5' 5" is nto short, it is average! :p I'm 5' 3" so I'm quite petite which makes it harder to find trousers that are not double the length of my legs. =(

[BarelySeeAtAll]

if this thread implies a load of short people ("I'm such a shortie") then surely the question is how short are you?

:greenie:

[Peegee]

5' 9"

I swore you were 6' tall but I don't really care about these sorts of things.

I'm 5'6 and if you think that's short or that I should care about this sort of thing I have a story for you

but you didn't say that yet so no story!

[Zeldy]

5'3" :(

This thread makes me feel massive. I want to be 5ft.

[Chloe.]

I think I'm like 5'3" or 5'4", I don't really know that many super tall people, most of my friends are pretty much the same height as me.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I like my littleness. It made me look really awesome when I could do the more complex marching moves that the other taller people with longer legs couldn't. :D

[Christmas]

I really like guys that are shorter than me. This way I can pat their head easily and harass them. :bigsmile:

Perhaps because I am a big fan of snow white and the seven dwarfs. :kaoclove:

Hearing this gives me hope. I don't think I've met any girls that would prefer a guy to be shorter than them. :p

For me personally I have no problems with guys that are shorter than me. I usually look more into their character and attitude. Physcial appearance is not really all that important to me.

I think some girls might think the same too! So dun feel bad if you are short or something, it is what you do and not how you appear that counts! :bigsmile:

[Araciel]

6'6" .. My license says 198 cm :D

[KentaRawr!]

I really like guys that are shorter than me. This way I can pat their head easily and harass them. :bigsmile:

Perhaps because I am a big fan of snow white and the seven dwarfs. :kaoclove:

Hearing this gives me hope. I don't think I've met any girls that would prefer a guy to be shorter than them. :p

For me personally I have no problems with guys that are shorter than me. I usually look more into their character and attitude. Physcial appearance is not really all that important to me.

I think some girls might think the same too! So dun feel bad if you are short or something, it is what you do and not how you appear that counts! :bigsmile:

...

<3

[Bad Wolf]

I am 5'4".

[Shiny]

Ok firstly 5' 5" is nto short, it is average! :p I'm 5' 3" so I'm quite petite which makes it harder to find trousers that are not double the length of my legs. =(

They make pants of certain lengths. For instance they have short, regular, and long -- like a 3S, 3R, 3L.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Mas-Mas speaks the truth! <3

[Aerith's Knight]

6'3"

Only 2 people taller than me. I'm okay with that.

[Cuchulainn]

I'm kind of attracted to petit girls.

[Rye]

5'0"

Even short sized pants, or petite section pants, are still a little too long and I often have to cuff them.

I used to like being short, but my exasperation with clothes makes me want to be 5'6" I think that's a perfect height.

[Fujiko]

5'0"

Even short sized pants, or petite section pants, are still a little too long and I often have to cuff them.

I used to like being short, but my exasperation with clothes makes me want to be 5'6" I think that's a perfect height.


Isn't 5'0" ca 150 cm? That is so cute. :aimkiss:

[Bunny]

6'.5''

[Aerith's Knight]

5'0"


That's like.. REALLY small. Do you ever have trouble with daily things? (I ask out of wonder, not disrespect)

[Christmas]

Well, she had a nice boyfriend to help her! :bigsmile:

[Marshall Banana]

At 5'3" I have the problem of pants usually being too short, unless I buy "boot-cut" jeans, or whatever they're called.

[vinnie's mini's]

5'1'' over here ^ ^'

I can't even use the majority of the chairs at my sixth form because they hurt my legs where my feet don't reach the floor properly :( . It makes me feel like such a baby.

[Shin Gouken]

I used to tell people i'm 5'7" but after a recent re-measure, turns out i'm only 5'6" :(

[Rye]

5'0"


That's like.. REALLY small. Do you ever have trouble with daily things? (I ask out of wonder, not disrespect)

Even when I fix my steering wheel, it's still a little too high for me, but I'm so used to it that I don't mind. Um... I have trouble reaching a lot of things, but I cope by putting the important things on lower cabinets. For some reason we always have the cereal in the top cabinet, so I have to go on my tippy toes for that.

I think the biggest difficulty I have is if someone puts the lunch box I bring to work on top of the refrigerator, but not leaving a strap dangling over the edge. Then I can't reach it, and since I'm alone when I'm getting ready to leave for work, I have to scale the side of the counter top to be able to reach it. XDD

Oh, and of course, when you're short, if you gain even one lb of weight, you can see it immediately. Taller people can get away with gaining 5 lbs and it not being noticeable on their body because the fat distributes among more of the body, because there IS more ofi t. That really grinds my gears!

[Araciel]

Don't short people gain less weight on average tho?! :P

I gained twenty pounds in a month a while ago.. .

[Brennan]

5'0"


That's like.. REALLY small. Do you ever have trouble with daily things? (I ask out of wonder, not disrespect)

Even when I fix my steering wheel, it's still a little too high for me, but I'm so used to it that I don't mind. Um... I have trouble reaching a lot of things, but I cope by putting the important things on lower cabinets. For some reason we always have the cereal in the top cabinet, so I have to go on my tippy toes for that.

I think the biggest difficulty I have is if someone puts the lunch box I bring to work on top of the refrigerator, but not leaving a strap dangling over the edge. Then I can't reach it, and since I'm alone when I'm getting ready to leave for work, I have to scale the side of the counter top to be able to reach it. XDD

Oh, and of course, when you're short, if you gain even one lb of weight, you can see it immediately. Taller people can get away with gaining 5 lbs and it not being noticeable on their body because the fat distributes among more of the body, because there IS more ofi t. That really grinds my gears!


Yeah, my sister's roughly 5'0'', and weighs 140, and I'm 5'9'' weighing 220-230, and we're almost the same size.

[Fujiko]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

KaiserDragon is an inch taller than I am!

But I have the tallest best friend :smug:

How tall is your best friend? /smug

[Rodarian]

I like my littleness. It made me look really awesome when I could do the more complex marching moves that the other taller people with longer legs couldn't. :D

like what!

[Peegee]

Don't short people gain less weight on average tho?! :P

I gained twenty pounds in a month a while ago.. .

I wish I could bulk like that but if I gained 5 lbs in a week it better be mostly water or heads will roll.

[Roogle]

I am about 6'0" - 6'1". I wear very large shoes which can change my height occasionally.

[Freya]

5'2"-5'3"ish depending on the scale.

[Levian]

5'8'' / 173 cm

But it doesn't matter what I say, you guys will always think of me as the shortest EoFFer ever :colbert:

[Shiny]

I usually get by being athletic (rofl) and having long arms so stuff being on high cabinets doesn't stop me. I can jump really high too, so that works.

My mom is shorter than me and some how manages to drive by sitting on a pillow. She almost killed us while she was driving my dad's mustang though.

[Psychotic]

Someone call Psy in here. Someone needs to point out the self-made penis jab.You're the cockmaster, Quin, not I.

5'10"-5'11"ish. I think I have a good height. I am taller than Levian, Lonny Bob and Iceglow, and I don't know what more a man could ask for in life!

[Aerith's Knight]

Someone call Psy in here. Someone needs to point out the self-made penis jab.You're the cockmaster, Quin, not I.

5'10"-5'11"ish. I think I have a good height. I am taller than Levian, Lonny Bob and Iceglow, and I don't know what more a man could ask for in life!

Being taller than Levian, Loony BoB, Iceglow and Psychotic?

[Psychotic]

Being taller than those three, and being not-Dutch. :cool:

[Miriel]

5'3 in the mornings, and 5'2 in the evenings.

@Rye: aww, you're a super shortie! :p

[Aerith's Knight]

5'3 in the mornings, and 5'2 in the evenings.


Actually, that difference is only 1 cm, and an inch is 2 and a half centimeters, so that's impossible.


Being taller than those three, and being not-Dutch. :cool:

Oh sorry, couldn't hear you over all that free and well-funded healthcare and education system.

[Miriel]

5'3 in the mornings, and 5'2 in the evenings.


Actually, that difference is only 1 cm, and an inch is 2 and a half centimeters, so that's impossible.


Have you been creeping into my place in the mornings and at night to measure me? Cause otherwise, I'm not sure how you would know what is an isn't possible for me! :confused:

Here Mr. Unnecessary Nit Pick


5'3-ish in the mornings, and 5'2-ish in the evenings.

[Xanthia]

Five foot five last time I checked... Mmm I think maybe 5'6" or 5'7" would be nicer, but hey I won't complain. Much. :P

[Aerith's Knight]

5'3 in the mornings, and 5'2 in the evenings.


Actually, that difference is only 1 cm, and an inch is 2 and a half centimeters, so that's impossible.


Have you been creeping into my place in the mornings and at night to measure me? Cause otherwise, I'm not sure how you would know what is an isn't possible for me! :confused:



Maybe because I'm a master student in Biomedical Engineering and I've had classes in Bone mechanics and composition?

the decrease in height is caused by the Nucleus Pulposus (mucky solution) being pushed out of the Annulus Fibrosis, caused by the pressure being upright sets on your spinal disc. It's an ingenious way of converting a pushing force into a stretching force, and in a large person is about a cm difference over a day. It needs about 8 hours for every 16 hours to regenerate through osmosis.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm 5'3 in the mornings, and 8'9 in the evenings. Can I be famous now? :(

[Miriel]

Yes, but my point is that it's kinda silly to be all, "OMG YOU ARE WRONG IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when it's more like, sometimes I'm a bit over 5'2 and sometimes I'm right around 5'3. Sorry I didn't go and measure my exact height down to the centimeter. Wowza.

[Levian]

I'm not convinced that you are truly sorry, Miriel!

[Miriel]

:crying:

[Quindiana Jones]

That's surprisingly similar to your O-face, Miriel. :holmes:

[Bunny]

Pretty sure you have no experience with O-faces, Quinny.

[Rye]

Oh no he di'iiiiint :mymelontd:

[Madame Adequate]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

KaiserDragon is an inch taller than I am!

But I have the tallest best friend :smug:

How tall is your best friend? /smug

He's 6'8", like my dad was. So even though at 6'3" I am well above average, I feel pretty short sometimes xD

[Fujiko]

6'2". I would be winning the thread if MILF wasn't an ungodly abomination. <3

KaiserDragon is an inch taller than I am!

But I have the tallest best friend :smug:

How tall is your best friend? /smug

He's 6'8", like my dad was. So even though at 6'3" I am well above average, I feel pretty short sometimes xD

Darn you! xD I was going to brag about how a friend of mine was taller, but he's 6'7" as opposed to your friend's 6'8". Speaking of feeling short at times (though it doesn't really bother me anymore), I'm only 5'4"! xD

[Rodarian]

Speaking of feeling short at times (though it doesn't really bother me anymore), I'm only 5'4"! xD

Like I said before.... You are perfect in every way!! :save:

[ShadowLinkX]

you might not believe this but i JUST turned 12 and im 5 ft 6... but 5'5" isnt bad

[Rantz]

Thank the lord that Araciel is still around. I don't know if I'd be comfortable being the tallest active EoFFer with my 6'5"!

[Araciel]

BEHEMOTH!