The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Loony BoB]

In recent news, a female historian has found a shocking and immense flaw in the records of the past 100 years. It appears as though the Allies were declared the victors in World War II. In fact, it turns out that the Axis were clear and deserved winners of the war as, on average, Axis soldiers killed more opposing forces than the Allies did.
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My entries were submitted based on the original scoring system. If you are going to go by averages, I would not have got involved. With that in mind, feel free to remove my entries from the contest before getting averages involved.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well done everyone. You've shown that women are better at arts, cooking, writing and all that jazz.

Now go put it to use in the kitchen.

[Christmas]

The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! Who is more talented!???


CLOSING SPEECH!!

Anyway, thanks for everyone for supporting and participating in this event. This event was planned last year but I was away and Psychotic didn't do it even though I begged him to before I left. :mymelbert:

As for the winners or losers, hahaha, How about we just take it as a draw? The important thing is everyone had fun and a good laugh! Everyone sure did right? And we get to see eveyone's hidden talents! :bigsmile:

We will most likely have another one of this next year so get your talents all ready by then. And ya, next year we will try to make a final stand whether to go average or total! XD

Thank you everyone for your support especially the judges for the precious time and effort! :bigsmile:

This event is brought to you by the

EVENT COMMITTEE :kaoclove:
ME!!! :kaoclove:
AND WHOEVER THINKS THEY ARE INVOLVED!! :kaoclove:

Stay till for more events everyone!! :kaoclove:


:heart:
:bigsmile: Christmas~~~

[Iceglow]

Men don't draw or lose, we just win by being awesome and manly! :bigsmile:

[Christmas]

Men don't draw or lose, we just win by being awesome and manly! :bigsmile:

If you justify manly and awesome by drinking alcohol...:mymelbert:

[Psychotic]

THE FINAL FACEOFF?

http://blogs.thinkingtogether.org/tillmorning/files/2009/03/duel-cats.jpg
PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??game on


Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

[Iceglow]

Victory I believe, there is no come back to the ode to shlupquack!

[Aerith's Knight]

Men don't draw or lose, we just win by being awesome and manly! :bigsmile:

If you justify manly and awesome by drinking alcohol...:mymelbert:
We also use it to justify sleeping with.. less than attractive women. Seems to work out fine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

game on


Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.
Fucking win.

[Melissaur]

One, you sound, I will not say. Two, I have nothing left...

[Ultima Shadow]

Average score is obviously more fair as it requires actual quality rather than just pure quantity. :greenie:

[Raistlin]

In recent news, a female historian has found a shocking and immense flaw in the records of the past 100 years. It appears as though the Allies were declared the victors in World War II. In fact, it turns out that the Axis were clear and deserved winners of the war as, on average, Axis soldiers killed more opposing forces than the Allies did.

Now that is an excellent joke. Too bad you don't put so much wit into your puns.


game on


Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

Amanda is not even capable of reaching anywhere near that level of burn, so you officially win that contest.

[Christmas]

THE FINAL FACEOFF?

http://blogs.thinkingtogether.org/tillmorning/files/2009/03/duel-cats.jpg
PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??game on


Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!

We will wait for Shlup to appear and see what happens!! :mymelbert:

[Shlup]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

I'm working on it. Just... just GIMMIE A MINUTE.

[Aerith's Knight]

You've had 12.

[Shlup]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

[Christmas]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

TAKE YOUR TIME!! QUALITY COME FIRST!! OUR PRIDE AND DIGNITY DEPENDS ON YOU!!!


You've had 12.

AS FOR YOU, SHUT UP AND STOP POSTING UNTIL IT IS TIME TO JUDGE!! YOU ARE INSTILLING MENTAL STRESS AND PRESSURE ON OUR MIGHTY CAPTAIN!!!! :mad2:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/STOP_POSTING.gif

THIS PICTURE SHOULD BE USED ON YOU EVERYTIME YOU POST! :mad2:

[Raistlin]

BY A MINUTE I MEAN A COUPLE HOURS. This is unfair. Psy is a cheater. A CHEATER!

I can understand you thinking that the fact that Psy used his brain gives him an unfair advantage.

[Goldenboko]

Bringing out the old zinger; guys rule and girls drool.

[Jiro]

Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
Guys are much better
'Cause we have a penis

[NorthernChaosGod]

Men are from Mars
Women from Venus
Guys are much better
'Cause we have a penis

:lol: So. Much. Win.

[Melissaur]

But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)

[Fujiko]

THE FINAL FACEOFF?

http://blogs.thinkingtogether.org/tillmorning/files/2009/03/duel-cats.jpg
PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??game on


Ode to ShlupQuack

Ode to ShlupQuack, such a beautiful girl
Her dashing looks make me want to hurl
Oh kind ShlupQuack, so friendly and sweet
For spewing raw venom, she cannot be beat
Marvellous ShlupQuack, how young and fair
You do a fine job of dying your grey hair.

Witty ShlupQuack, remember your Sims thread?
Oh that's right, like your brain, it is dead.
Intelligent ShlupQuack, her posts are so smart
About as clever as the average Raistlin fart
So here's to you, you grouchy old hag
I love you even though you're starting to sag.

Loving your accent/voice, Psy. :aimkiss: But the nerve! Shlup, get him!

[NorthernChaosGod]

But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)

No you can't.

[Raistlin]

Shlup's been working for hours on this thing, apparently. I can't wait until she's put so much effort into it only to have hers pale in comparison to Psy's 5-10 minutes of work.

[Melissaur]

But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)

No you can't.

Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.

[qwertysaur]

Mental images can't be unthought T_T

[Shlup]

I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.

It'll be up tomorrow! It's almost done.

[Aerith's Knight]

THIS PICTURE SHOULD BE USED ON YOU EVERYTIME YOU POST! :mad2:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/418/image003dg.jpg

[Jiro]

But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)

No you can't.

Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.

How do you know this hurts as bad as you say, are you speaking from experience? ;)

Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.




* Not representative of every male, or female for that matter.

[Iceglow]

Shlup has now had around 13 hours by any reasonable measure of things that this competition should be run on the average number of hours required to make an entry being no more than 4 she's well overdue being disqualified. Man Man it's ok, we love you but you know that sagging problem and the gray hairs.....really have you never considered plastic surgery?

[Loony BoB]

But us women can hurt you SO much more ;)

No you can't.

Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.
We can get you pregnant. Have fun in labour!

And just to add insult to injury: PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, PUSH - oh, it's a boy!

[Shiny]

Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.


It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men. That's why when we get sick we still do stuff and when you guys get sick you whine and expect people to nurse you to health.

[Aerith's Knight]

Also, we're men. Physical pain, we thrive on it. We're also cold and callous creatures, capable of inflicting much emotional anguish on you soft womeny types*.


It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men. That's why when we get sick we still do stuff and when you guys get sick you whine and expect people to nurse you to health.

That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. You should hear some women whine when they have the smallest of ailments. The incredible amount of: "I'm not feeling well." "I have a headache" "My tummy hurts.".

Some examples why that statement is so wrong:
- It took me three days to see a doctor after I broke my thumb. It didn't bother me that much.
- I've never had any anesthesia at the dentist, even during my root canal.

I challenge you to find any man who can't name two things like that, and challenge you to find one woman who can. And don't name childbirth, because we have to stand 9 months of whining before that happens, not to mention postpartum depression.

[Shiny]

That's because you're a woman, AK. Of course you can take pain.

Also root canals, so what? Both my father and I got root canals and he was the only one to complain about his mouth hurting.

[qwertysaur]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/418/image003dg.jpg
A correct answer is something like π² considering most numbers are asexual and do not care for things like gender. The only exception is 31.8132, which is a drag queen :quina:

Being the qu judge is great, I don't have to take side, I just do what I want! :quina:

[Aerith's Knight]

That's because you're a woman, AK. Of course you can take pain.

Also root canals, so what? Both my father and I got root canals and he was the only one to complain about his mouth hurting.

To treat a root canal you have to drill directly into the tooth nerve. Only crazy people or people like me, who have a phobia of needles, wouldn't take anesthesia.

I severely doubt you didn't. Mostly because I know you to be a sane and normal person.

[Shlup]

I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...


SUBMISSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10W_acyBDGA)

[Aerith's Knight]

I gotta admit, that's pretty damn awesome.

I'm man enough to admit that they women probably won that one.

[Melissaur]

I LOVE IT!!!!!! Especially the strawberry fight. Ponty got pwned!

[Aerith's Knight]

I've both never met, nor seen a picture of Paul in my life. Yet I instinctively realize that he must be the guy with the blond hair and the corny speeches.

Also, who's the weeping sort of fella at the end?

[Shlup]

The crying dude is Cid. It's from a music video he made in high school. The audio at the very end is Necronopticous.

[Loony BoB]

Half/most of the good stuff in that video was done by men anyway.

[Shlup]

You mean it's good now.

[Shin Gouken]

I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...


SUBMISSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10W_acyBDGA)

That's pretty fuckin awesome.

Think we lose but tbh i'm so ok with that :spin:

[Aerith's Knight]

Half/most of the good stuff in that video was done by men anyway.

Does this mean sabotage?

...This does not sit right with me.

[Madame Adequate]

1:46.

Can never be unseen.

:(

[qwertysaur]

That was amazing, I think the girls win that challenge. :quina:

[Psychotic]

Japanese boy and dancing Proto? argh, my two fatal weaknesses!

[Agent Proto]

:erm: ...Wow, my dancing video made up almost half of that video.

[Psychotic]

That's not a bad thing.

[Shlup]

It fit so well. And I didn't have all that much video to work with. Kyle deleted his. :aimmad:

[Raistlin]

I can't believe you still used that picture I sent you (after I was just thinking "I'm lucky I avoided being in this crap"). xD I died.

Ok, I have to admit, that was pretty funny, Mandee.

[Shiny]

That made no sense at all, but it was amazing. Shlup, I love you.

[Fujiko]

Shlup, that was so awesome!! :kaoclove: :squeeze:

[Aerith's Knight]

:erm: ...Wow, my dancing video made up almost half of that video.

It was essential to the plot.

[Cuchulainn]

I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...


SUBMISSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10W_acyBDGA)

one of the greatest things i've ever seen here strawberry thing was awsome.

[Shiny]

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/banners/PsychoticA.jpg

[Marshall Banana]

THE GIRLS WIN!

Hahahahahaha! Shluppi! XD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Have you ever had your penis bitten, and bleed. I don't think so.
Your mouth isn't going anywhere near my penis.


It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men. That's why when we get sick we still do stuff and when you guys get sick you whine and expect people to nurse you to health.

Only during childbirth, men win the rest of the time.

[Rye]

Never give up! Trust your instincts!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol. Shlup, that was awesome.

[Christmas]

https://goldstamptech.bizland.com/survey/images/SDM-60204-12-girl-power.jpg

I think we already have a clear winner people and so I declare....

http://ttoes.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/winner-theme.gif

:kaoclove: PINK NINJAS!!! :kaoclove:

http://www.ohiok.com/img/i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/babyj3nb/yourcomment/girls-power/2.gif

HURRAY!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! :kaoclove:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MurXmSEmQso/S7gj4AqDebI/AAAAAAAAASM/2D0JdpzprW0/s1600/GirlPower010.jpg

[Shlup]

Pink Ninjas 4eva! :plumcheer:

[Christmas]

Pink Ninjas 4eva! :plumcheer:

And it all thanks to the Pink Ninjas captain! Honorable Captain, do you have something to say to the opposite team or maybe a victory speech? :bigsmile:

[Goldenboko]

I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...


SUBMISSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10W_acyBDGA)

Even I approve of this.

[Miriel]

I would've just finished it up last night, but the computers are in the same room as the bed and BJ had to get up for work in the morning so... Anyway...


SUBMISSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10W_acyBDGA)

LOL FOREVER. xD

[Shlup]

Pink Ninjas 4eva! :plumcheer:

And it all thanks to the Pink Ninjas captain! Honorable Captain, do you have something to say to the opposite team or maybe a victory speech? :bigsmile:

If it weren't for the other girls we wouldn't even be tied to begin with. Maybe.

Alright, a speech it is.

Dear penis team,

Suck my massive dong.

Sincerely,
Moi

[Melissaur]

Please marry me!

[Marshall Banana]

Now that the girls have conquered, let's post as much cute as we can!

Be right back.

[Raistlin]

If it weren't for the other girls we wouldn't even be tied to begin with. Maybe.

Tied??? The women lost the regular round according to the rules. You just managed to win this arbitrary playoff.

It's ok, you can have your one, brief moment in the spotlight. I'll just kill you extra hard in UO.

[Melissaur]

Now that the girls have conquered, let's post as much cute as we can!

Be right back.

http://duncanrose.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cute-baby-chipmonk-mouse-pic961.jpg
http://joo3u.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cute4.jpg
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/images/081110-cute-octopus-ancestor-photo_big.jpg

[Shlup]

Christmas said if it was averaged out it was even. I didn't actually pay attention. And I do assume she cheated since she referred to the girls' team as "our team." xD

You mean kill me like this?

(P.S. I am the chick in the pink skirt and Raist is Mazus and I killed him and chopped up his body and am putting the parts in my backpack to bring home with me.)

[Raistlin]

Ok, so I've killed you twice, you killed me twice. We need a tie breaker. You and me, 1v1.

EDIT: "bring home" with you? And where's your home? Oh yeah, MINE, you mooch! :mad2:

EDIT2: hey, is that your horse in the bottom-right of that screenshot? :p

[Shlup]

I'm not friended to any house of yours, fatty. My patio house is on Dagger.

And, yes, that's my horse.

[Raistlin]

Oh, you actually bought the patio? I would happily buy houses from Cattie, but Ice Island is the worst place to have a house, with the sole exception of right next to Brit graveyard. And you're only not co-owned anymore because I had to transfer my houses around to alts to be able to place on Mazus. :p

You did not address my demand for 1v1 battle!

[Shlup]

No I didn't buy the house but it's better than having you as my sugar daddy anymore!

I'M A BARD!

[Raistlin]

I agree that you continually calling me "Daddy" was creepy.


I'M A BARD!

So... what? You're saying I would kick your fatty ass all over Britannia?

[Shlup]

I am saying that a hally mage has a notable advantage over a bard mage, yes. My tactic of hitting you while you're distracted probably wouldn't work very well.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you two just get a room already? I think I just got some sexual tension all over me. :|

[qwertysaur]

Will you two just get a room already? I think I just got some sexual tension all over me. :|
I think that's more than just sexual tension :(

[Shlup]

It's herpes. The guy can practically infect you just by thinking about how awesome you look naked.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:cry:

[Loony BoB]

Raist, post a voice clip of yourself singing this song.

I remember all my life
Rainin' down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Cryin' in the night
The night goes into

Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me, oh Mandee

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
and I need you today. Oh, Mandee!

I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'
The tears are in my mind
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Mandee

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandee

Yesterday's a dream
I face the mornin'
Cryin' on a breeze
The pain is callin', oh Mandee

Well, you came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you today, oh Mandee

You came and you gave without takin'
But I sent you away, oh Mandee
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
And I need you!

[G13]

Will you two just get a room already? I think I just got some sexual tension all over me. :|

Agreed.

You should do like I do and carry around an umbrella for occassions such as these. :monster:

[Raistlin]

It's herpes. The guy can practically infect you just by thinking about how awesome you look naked.

See, class, this is called "projecting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection)."

[Aerith's Knight]

It's actually been proven that women are designed to withstand physical pain better than men.


I'm impressed. When I cut my finger it didn't bleed... I just went into shock and fainted.

Leave on a high note, I always say.

[Shlup]

Well I didn't feel any pain at least!

[Jiro]

That was.. well, it was pretty cool. I feel left out though :(

[qwertysaur]

That was.. well, it was pretty cool. I feel left out though :(
I wasn't in it either, despite having pictures wearing a bandana that has Japanese on it :p

[Jiro]

It's okay qwerty, we can be left out together :(

[Shlup]

I looked at both your profiles for pics and spent time browsing the picture threads, so it's not like I didn't try to include you. It's your own fault!