The First EoFF Battle Of The Sexes Showdown! ~GIRLS WIN!~

[Christmas]

http://elev8.com/files/2010/03/Battle-of-the-sexes-2.jpg

Specially brought to you by EoFF Event Committee, I am the host and Chief Judge of this little humble event. :bigsmile:

As the title indicate, all female members of EOFF will up against all male members of EoFF in a battle of dominance!

No registration is required! You are automatically placed in a team based on your gender! :bigsmile:

The battle will take place in a way which each team will showcase each other talents and the judges will give a score based on their work!:bigsmile:

The team that got the highest overall score wins! :bigsmile:

Below are some examples of talent or work we accept!:bigsmile:

PHOTOS

If you think you can make wacky poses or you are good at photography,post your photos here and the judges will decide whether you are wacky !

WRITINGS/LITERATURE

Poetry, stories, essays. If you are learned at this field, then this is where you can help your team to score!

ART

This had gotto be my favorite. Visual art - be it a sketch, a painting, graphic design, animated video, crafts or flash media, so long as it's visual art! So post your best piece of work here and impress everyone!

PERFORMANCE

Yes, if you have a sweet voice and you can't wait to let us all hear it. Then link us the a video of you singing or a voice clip of you doing so! Not neccessary just singing, for example if you are good at juggling, then link a video of you doing so!

OTHERS

I dun know what soft of really special talents you possess, but if you had other form of talent that is possible to be showcase here and is not on the list, feel free to contact me and we will consider it on a case to case basis.


RULES

If you are really talented, and wanted to present more than one piece of work, you are welcomed to. But only maximum of two for each participant and each one must be under a different category!

For example, you posted a video of your performance and you wanted to present another piece of work. That piece of work must not be performance related!

Participants are to directly post their work in this thread under this format:

Team: Male/Female
Category: ART or PERFORMANCE..etc



[A short description of your work]

Oh ya, btw. Please abide to the forum rules when posting your work.


JUDGES

Chief Judge: Christmas
Quina Judge: qwertysaur
Female Judge: Marshall Banana
Male Judge: Aerith's Knight

DUTIES OF JUDGES

Each judge will give a score ranging from 0 ~ 10 on a piece of work.

Judges are required to judge and give a score for [I]every piece of work submitted.

Try to give a reason why you give the score! :bigsmile:

Judges are free to post their score directly in this thread too! I will collate all the scores and update it in the first post of the thread! :bigsmile:

DUTIES OF CHIEF JUDGE

Chief judge give a score ranging from -5 ~ +5.

Other duties same as a regular judge.

CAPTAINS

Each team will be led by a captain

Male team: Psychotic
Female Team: Shlupquack


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_44.gif VS http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar5602_113.gif

DUTIES OF A TEAM CAPTAIN

Nothing much, you can try making inspirational speeches to get people to participate and help and your team to win. Or just try to kill each other. And if you can think of some funny duties, do let me know. :bigsmile:

BTW, it will be good if Captains can come up with a witty name for your team! :bigsmile:

Remember, the more participants from each team, the higher chance that the team will win! :bigsmile:

EDIT:EVERYONE, DUN WAIT AND STARTING POSTING NAO!!! :kaoclove:

The event will last until next Sunday so start coming here with all your talents!!! :kaoclove:


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/NEW/cooltext460990150.gif


TEAM
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/1/7/9/11949849671589982655male_symbol_dan_gerhards_01.svg.med.png


432


TEAM
PINK NINJAS


http://www.clker.com/cliparts/5/3/9/6/11949849661308840073female_symbol_dan_gerhar_01.svg.med.png


294

WTF!? THE SILLY KITCHEN'S TEAM WON!? WHERE IS JUSTICE!!?? HOLD ON PEOPLE!!!


BUT!!!!

After averaging (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2866592-post224.html)....AND THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF OUR HONORABLE CAPTAIN SHLUPQUACK! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2867971-post288.html)!!!

We can conclude that the girls are the winners and the boys should really work on their toliet cleaniness and hygiene, especially Blues'! :mymeltitter:


https://goldstamptech.bizland.com/survey/images/SDM-60204-12-girl-power.jpg

http://ttoes.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/winner-theme.gif

:kaoclove: PINK NINJAS!!! :kaoclove:

http://www.ohiok.com/img/i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/babyj3nb/yourcomment/girls-power/2.gif

HURRAY!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! :kaoclove:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MurXmSEmQso/S7gj4AqDebI/AAAAAAAAASM/2D0JdpzprW0/s1600/GirlPower010.jpg

[Rebellious Eagle]

I might sign up! Except I'm terribly busy this week and won't be on much. D:

[Aerith's Knight]

Ladies, I can be bought. ;)

[Cuchulainn]

I'm better than you all, I need not a competition to prove it.

[qwertysaur]

:quina:

[fire_of_avalon]

If only I had a talent!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Paul! Come up with a name for us. :cool:

[G13]

There are so may embarrassing videos I've already thought of involving a lightsaber. :jess:

[Shlup]

Hmm... I will have to sleep on this.

And thanks for making one of our most talented females a judge! Grr.

[Rodarian]

I will follow where ever you shall take us!!

[asukaevaunit02]

Can we start posting now?

[Christmas]

Hmm... I will have to sleep on this.

And thanks for making one of our most talented females a judge! Grr.

Oh that's too bad. Any lady wanna be the captain? You dun have to do much, just that you will get all the blame if your team lose and you dun get any credit if your team wins [/jk]! :bigsmile:


Can we start posting now?

Ya, you can start posting now! :bigsmile:

Not just you, all interested participants can all start posting! :bigsmile:

[asukaevaunit02]

Alrighty then, this looks like a bit of fun, so here it goes!

Team: Male
Category: Art
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/298/6/f/Self_Doubt_by_asukaevaunit02.jpg

Description:
"Self Doubt"
This would have to be the saddest and most depressing piece of my high school folio. This is because at the time I came up with the idea for this piece, all my closest friends were in happy successful relationships, and to me its a very strange feeling to be the the odd one out. So I started doubting myself as whatever I was trying with girls at the time and in the past had not worked, so I started feeling lonely, like I had no-one to talk to about it, because I didn't want to talk about such negative things to my friends who were doing so well in their relationships. So this time was very depressing and inward self critisizing of myself. (part taken from deviantArt description)
Now a few yeaars on I use it as a bit of a motivational piece, to keep going/working at things, and just to rememeber that time and all I learnt from it.

If I can sumbit 2 things as long as they are in different categories, I will sumbit the poem I wrote to accompany the above drawing.


Category: Writting

"Is It Possible..."

Is it possible to be alone?
Forever?
To be ignored?
Uncared for?
Not be loved?
Is it because I’m not cool?
Not loud enough?
Not nice enough?
Don’t care enough?
What have I done wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I ugly?
Do I scare you?
Why am I not what you want?
Why doesn’t anyone like me for me?
Is there someone out there for me?
They must not be around here,
Where are you?
What do I have to do to find you?
I continue to look for you…


Description:
Not too much to say, I think it speaks for itself. This was the poem I wrote one day in biology class, which inspired the drawing above. Pretty negative/self critasizing, but thats how silly I felt back then :P



So theres something to get the ball rolling, feel a bit strange being the first to put something up...:|

[Rodarian]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224


My Thesis work and soon to be ready production order bags! ^_^

[Christmas]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224


My Thesis work and soon to be ready production order bags! ^_^

BTW, you should follow the format I mentioned under the

"RULES" section! :bigsmile:

And ya, I will judge after the regular judges are done judging! :bigsmile:

[Breine]

Ooooh, this is a great idea for an event! :thumb:

[Aerith's Knight]

I give scores at which an average is a 5, that's what my initial score is for every piece, not scores between 8 and 10 like in the gaming magazines. If you don't like it, go sodomize a monkey.


Alrighty then, this looks like a bit of fun, so here it goes!

Team: Male
Category: Art
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/298/6/f/Self_Doubt_by_asukaevaunit02.jpg

Description:
"Self Doubt"
This would have to be the saddest and most depressing piece of my high school folio. This is because at the time I came up with the idea for this piece, all my closest friends were in happy successful relationships, and to me its a very strange feeling to be the the odd one out. So I started doubting myself as whatever I was trying with girls at the time and in the past had not worked, so I started feeling lonely, like I had no-one to talk to about it, because I didn't want to talk about such negative things to my friends who were doing so well in their relationships. So this time was very depressing and inward self criticizing of myself. (part taken from deviantArt description)
Now a few years on I use it as a bit of a motivational piece, to keep going/working at things, and just to remember that time and all I learned from it.


Well done piece. I like the shading, and the detail on the hair is fantastic. However, it seems like there is more detail on some of the non important parts than on the facial features. The description adds some realism, which leads me to a final score of a 7. Well done, well above average.

Score: 7




Category: Writting

"Is It Possible..."

Is it possible to be alone?
Forever?
To be ignored?
Uncared for?
Not be loved?
Is it because I’m not cool?
Not loud enough?
Not nice enough?
Don’t care enough?
What have I done wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I ugly?
Do I scare you?
Why am I not what you want?
Why doesn’t anyone like me for me?
Is there someone out there for me?
They must not be around here,
Where are you?
What do I have to do to find you?
I continue to look for you…


Description:
Not too much to say, I think it speaks for itself. This was the poem I wrote one day in biology class, which inspired the drawing above. Pretty negative/self critasizing, but thats how silly I felt back then :P



So theres something to get the ball rolling, feel a bit strange being the first to put something up...:|

Interesting set-up, but it is a bit unstructured. It's not bad, but not above average.

Score: 5


http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224


My Thesis work and soon to be ready production order bags! ^_^

I'm not much for fashion, so I don't have many comments. But it's creative nonetheless.

Score: 6

[Psychotic]

team name:

STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

(it is very catchy)

that or The Schlong Brigade. The Photo Thread Creepers. The Dudes Who Want Nudes. The That Shirt Makes You Look Fats.

[Lawr]

I wish I was artistic. :-(

[Aerith's Knight]

STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

I will add one point to every piece if you pick this name.


Same with topless pictures of the female team. (see? I don't discriminate)

[Christmas]

team name:

STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

(it is very catchy)

that or The Schlong Brigade. The Photo Thread Creepers. The Dudes Who Want Nudes. The That Shirt Makes You Look Fats.

Can you decide on one?

[Psychotic]

Yeah don't worry Becky I'm just throwing suggestions out there and my bros can comment on the ones they like or maybe even toss ones of their own into the mix. We'll come to a decision. :)

[Christmas]

Same with topless pictures of the female team. (see? I don't discriminate)

Oh ya, btw. Please abide to the forum rules when posting your work. :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Spoilsport.

[Old Manus]

The female team must be called NAME DECIDE!

just sayin

EDIT: OKAY NEVERMIND

[Shlup]

How does "I will have to sleep on this" translate to "Give away my position"?? I meant I need time to think of a team name. :penciltrick:

[Shin Gouken]

OK smurf it i'll submit something... i might get lucky and a judge might be feeling generous :p

Team: Male
Category: Poser... aparantley that's totally allowed :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/194/104/880995296/n880995296_3100177_2378.jpg

I spotted something semi-amusing off camera :p nahh, i'm going for laid back and and "don't interupt me being cool" :D

Category: Writing (Poetry)


I feel a creature stirring, deep within my troubled thoughts,
Unleashing fear i can't control, for i know it can't be fought,

Howling eerily in its wake, it knows its purpose and its cause,
It knows not fear nor weakness, only its new found course,

Every question falls behind as the new day is dawning,
The creature rises and transpires a revolutionary warning,

Its sight not hindered nor deceived by the mist of haunting phantoms,
Guiding me through and safely away from dark and shrouding intentions,

I follow without question as i am lead into its world,
A place of unfamiliar truths, where nothing lies untold,

The darker thoughts within my mind are defeated, forever banished,
Lonliness, confusion, fear and hatred did but simply vanish,

My nightmares fade as i am freed from tormenting resentment,
The creature slumbers as i wake, in a valley of crystal contentment.




Though it affects us all differently, we're all hit pretty hard when someone breaks our heart. Whether you put on a face or lock yourself away, whether we continue with our lives or lose our way, whether we are grateful for what we had or resentful that we lost it, we all find our way back. I havn't come up with a good title for this poem if anyone has any nice ideas?

[qwertysaur]

Team: Male
Category: Art
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/298/6/f/Self_Doubt_by_asukaevaunit02.jpg
Score: 7/10
A very nicely put together picture. It's how I feel when I can't catch any yummy frogs. :quina:


Team: Male
Category: Writing

"Is It Possible..."

Is it possible to be alone?
Forever?
To be ignored?
Uncared for?
Not be loved?
Is it because I’m not cool?
Not loud enough?
Not nice enough?
Don’t care enough?
What have I done wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I ugly?
Do I scare you?
Why am I not what you want?
Why doesn’t anyone like me for me?
Is there someone out there for me?
They must not be around here,
Where are you?
What do I have to do to find you?
I continue to look for you…

Score: 6/10
Feels like a list of stuff and none of it catches the feeling of being unable to taste yum yums. :quina:


Team: Male
Category: Art
http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224

Score: 8/10
I like how you can make such pretties from stuff in Marsh. Master Quale would love a fork holder like these :quina:

OK smurf it i'll submit something... i might get lucky and a judge might be feeling generous :p

Team: Male
Category: Poser... aparantley that's totally allowed :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/194/104/880995296/n880995296_3100177_2378.jpg
Score:7/10
The only thing that should distract you is a yummy frog getting away. Otherwise it's a good photo. :quina:


Team: Male
Category: Writing (Poetry)


I feel a creature stirring, deep within my troubled thoughts,
Unleashing fear i can't control, for i know it can't be fought,

Howling eerily in its wake, it knows its purpose and its cause,
It knows not fear nor weakness, only its new found course,

Every question falls behind as the new day is dawning,
The creature rises and transpires a revolutionary warning,

Its sight not hindered nor deceived by the mist of haunting phantoms,
Guiding me through and safely away from dark and shrouding intentions,

I follow without question as i am lead into its world,
A place of unfamiliar truths, where nothing lies untold,

The darker thoughts within my mind are defeated, forever banished,
Lonliness, confusion, fear and hatred did but simply vanish,

My nightmares fade as i am freed from tormenting resentment,
The creature slumbers as i wake, in a valley of crystal contentment.

Score: 6/10
It is an interesting poem, but the rhyming attempt killed it. A lot of the words don't rhyme so well. Also is this creature caused by a lack of yummy foods? Come opver to the marsh and the Qu can make you lots of yum yums! :quina:

[Raistlin]

team name:

STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Yeah, this is almost too obviously the correct name. I was going to post my concern that this competition unduly discriminates against the female population by infringing on their kitchen obligations (as shown by the men being the first out of the gate with 3 submissions, with 0 from the women).

[Christmas]

How does "I will have to sleep on this" translate to "Give away my position"?? I meant I need time to think of a team name. :penciltrick:

I thought you are gonna sleep through the event! Anyway, glad to have you back and we are still ZERO! Maybe you can be the first female to present!? :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

OK smurf it i'll submit something... i might get lucky and a judge might be feeling generous :p

Team: Male
Category: Poser... aparantley that's totally allowed :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/194/104/880995296/n880995296_3100177_2378.jpg

I spotted something semi-amusing off camera :p nahh, i'm going for laid back and and "don't interupt me being cool" :D


Yeaaaah, so I'm the male judge... Pictures of guys don't really do it for me. The shirts ok, I guess.

Score: 3/10



Category: Writing (Poetry)


I feel a creature stirring, deep within my troubled thoughts,
Unleashing fear i can't control, for i know it can't be fought,

Howling eerily in its wake, it knows its purpose and its cause,
It knows not fear nor weakness, only its new found course,

Every question falls behind as the new day is dawning,
The creature rises and transpires a revolutionary warning,

Its sight not hindered nor deceived by the mist of haunting phantoms,
Guiding me through and safely away from dark and shrouding intentions,

I follow without question as i am lead into its world,
A place of unfamiliar truths, where nothing lies untold,

The darker thoughts within my mind are defeated, forever banished,
Loneliness, confusion, fear and hatred did but simply vanish,

My nightmares fade as i am freed from tormenting resentment,
The creature slumbers as i wake, in a valley of crystal contentment.


It's okay (a little emo, maybe), try to spell-check entries though.

Score: 5/10

[Shlup]

I tried to make something but then I remembered I'm not talented. Maybe I'll find some photos or something.

[Depression Moon]

I guess I can do a little something something. I can submit poetry, but I think I'm a better story writer. What length are stories set to?

[Aerith's Knight]

Too long, I get bored and start subtracting points. I have to read it ALL.

[Marshall Banana]

Guess what!? I have cramps today (OH POO DON'T DELETE MY POST).


Alrighty then, this looks like a bit of fun, so here it goes!

Team: Male
Category: Art
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/298/6/f/Self_Doubt_by_asukaevaunit02.jpg

Description:
"Self Doubt"
This would have to be the saddest and most depressing piece of my high school folio. This is because at the time I came up with the idea for this piece, all my closest friends were in happy successful relationships, and to me its a very strange feeling to be the the odd one out. So I started doubting myself as whatever I was trying with girls at the time and in the past had not worked, so I started feeling lonely, like I had no-one to talk to about it, because I didn't want to talk about such negative things to my friends who were doing so well in their relationships. So this time was very depressing and inward self critisizing of myself. (part taken from deviantArt description)
Now a few yeaars on I use it as a bit of a motivational piece, to keep going/working at things, and just to rememeber that time and all I learnt from it.

If I can sumbit 2 things as long as they are in different categories, I will sumbit the poem I wrote to accompany the above drawing.


Category: Writting

"Is It Possible..."

Is it possible to be alone?
Forever?
To be ignored?
Uncared for?
Not be loved?
Is it because I’m not cool?
Not loud enough?
Not nice enough?
Don’t care enough?
What have I done wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I ugly?
Do I scare you?
Why am I not what you want?
Why doesn’t anyone like me for me?
Is there someone out there for me?
They must not be around here,
Where are you?
What do I have to do to find you?
I continue to look for you…


Description:
Not too much to say, I think it speaks for itself. This was the poem I wrote one day in biology class, which inspired the drawing above. Pretty negative/self critasizing, but thats how silly I felt back then :P



So theres something to get the ball rolling, feel a bit strange being the first to put something up...:|
Your art: Wow! You draw good. I'm afraid I have to give you 10/10.
Your poem: I think it's too straightforward. 4/10.


http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224


My Thesis work and soon to be ready production order bags! ^_^
I love crafts, and you're a handsome fellow. 10/10.


OK smurf it i'll submit something... i might get lucky and a judge might be feeling generous :p

Team: Male
Category: Poser... aparantley that's totally allowed :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/194/104/880995296/n880995296_3100177_2378.jpg

I spotted something semi-amusing off camera :p nahh, i'm going for laid back and and "don't interupt me being cool" :D

Category: Writing (Poetry)


I feel a creature stirring, deep within my troubled thoughts,
Unleashing fear i can't control, for i know it can't be fought,

Howling eerily in its wake, it knows its purpose and its cause,
It knows not fear nor weakness, only its new found course,

Every question falls behind as the new day is dawning,
The creature rises and transpires a revolutionary warning,

Its sight not hindered nor deceived by the mist of haunting phantoms,
Guiding me through and safely away from dark and shrouding intentions,

I follow without question as i am lead into its world,
A place of unfamiliar truths, where nothing lies untold,

The darker thoughts within my mind are defeated, forever banished,
Lonliness, confusion, fear and hatred did but simply vanish,

My nightmares fade as i am freed from tormenting resentment,
The creature slumbers as i wake, in a valley of crystal contentment.




Though it affects us all differently, we're all hit pretty hard when someone breaks our heart. Whether you put on a face or lock yourself away, whether we continue with our lives or lose our way, whether we are grateful for what we had or resentful that we lost it, we all find our way back. I havn't come up with a good title for this poem if anyone has any nice ideas?
Your pose: You're a handsome fellow, too. 10/10.
Your poem: Well, it rhymes! I like "crystal contentment," too. 6/10.

---

Hey, Shluppi! You made Under the Sea and Fluffy Puff, and they're the prettiest skins we have! That's talent!

[Rantz]

I don't know it this is an okay thing to submit (for "Other"), but let's try it!

Pattern maker (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323624)

[Christmas]

I guess I can do a little something something. I can submit poetry, but I think I'm a better story writer. What length are stories set to?

Maybe not too long, quality over quantity. But if you want to post a long story, I am ok with it and will read everything so no worries! :bigsmile:


Too long, I get bored and start subtracting points. I have to read it ALL.

Ignore him, even if he subtract points, there are still 2 more judges and one chief judge to make up for it! :bigsmile:

BTW, no one had put up any performances related work yet? C'mom, some bit of videos and stuff to spice this up!!?? :bigsmile:

EDIT: BTW, now is 100 to 0. :(

[Shlup]

MB gave me a brilliant idea.

Team: Female
Category: Others (Culinary Arts)

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehfyp5.jpg

Description: Here you will see three dozen cupcakes. They are funfetti, as that is the favorite cupcake flavor of every male in America. They were deemed delectable by those who consumed them.

And our team name shall be Pink Ninjas.

[Aerith's Knight]

I have no idea what I'm looking at, it looks both tasty and like a bite of diabetes. xD

Still, pretty good, and doing what women do best, baking and cooking.

Score: 7/10

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shlup, those look delicious!

This really makes me wish I had some decent recording equipment to post some music. D:

[Shin Gouken]

Your poem: Well, it rhymes! I like "crystal contentment," too. 6/10.

Not bad comments on the poem overall... could of been worse :D

But this...



Your pose: You're a handsome fellow, too. 10/10.

just made my day :)

[Zeldy]

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmm, I'll see if I have anything..

[Aerith's Knight]

I don't know it this is an okay thing to submit (for "Other"), but let's try it!

Pattern maker (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323624)

How fun, entertained me for at least a minute. But, for a man of your skills, it wasn't that much effort to code it.

Score: 7/10

[Rantz]

Shlup, those look like overcooked spaghetti that a bronchitis patient coughed on. 0/10 :nonono:

[Christmas]

Alrighty then, this looks like a bit of fun, so here it goes!

Team: Male
Category: Art
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/298/6/f/Self_Doubt_by_asukaevaunit02.jpg

Description:
"Self Doubt"
This would have to be the saddest and most depressing piece of my high school folio. This is because at the time I came up with the idea for this piece, all my closest friends were in happy successful relationships, and to me its a very strange feeling to be the the odd one out. So I started doubting myself as whatever I was trying with girls at the time and in the past had not worked, so I started feeling lonely, like I had no-one to talk to about it, because I didn't want to talk about such negative things to my friends who were doing so well in their relationships. So this time was very depressing and inward self critisizing of myself. (part taken from deviantArt description)
Now a few yeaars on I use it as a bit of a motivational piece, to keep going/working at things, and just to rememeber that time and all I learnt from it.

If I can sumbit 2 things as long as they are in different categories, I will sumbit the poem I wrote to accompany the above drawing.


Category: Writting

"Is It Possible..."

Is it possible to be alone?
Forever?
To be ignored?
Uncared for?
Not be loved?
Is it because I’m not cool?
Not loud enough?
Not nice enough?
Don’t care enough?
What have I done wrong?
What am I doing wrong?
Am I ugly?
Do I scare you?
Why am I not what you want?
Why doesn’t anyone like me for me?
Is there someone out there for me?
They must not be around here,
Where are you?
What do I have to do to find you?
I continue to look for you…


Description:
Not too much to say, I think it speaks for itself. This was the poem I wrote one day in biology class, which inspired the drawing above. Pretty negative/self critasizing, but thats how silly I felt back then :P



So theres something to get the ball rolling, feel a bit strange being the first to put something up...:|


Really awesome drawing! And I like the description behind it! Hope it will alway stay motivational to you! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5

Not a bad poem, but I do prefer the drawing more! Still, this doesn't mean your poem isn't good!! :bigsmile:

Score: 1/5



http://forums.eyesonff.com/album.php?albumid=224


My Thesis work and soon to be ready production order bags! ^_^

It's really creative!! And I am a big fan for creative products!!! Hope you can share more of your work with us!! :kaoclove:

Score: 3/5


OK smurf it i'll submit something... i might get lucky and a judge might be feeling generous :p

Team: Male
Category: Poser... aparantley that's totally allowed :D

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v287/194/104/880995296/n880995296_3100177_2378.jpg

I spotted something semi-amusing off camera :p nahh, i'm going for laid back and and "don't interupt me being cool" :D

Category: Writing (Poetry)


I feel a creature stirring, deep within my troubled thoughts,
Unleashing fear i can't control, for i know it can't be fought,

Howling eerily in its wake, it knows its purpose and its cause,
It knows not fear nor weakness, only its new found course,

Every question falls behind as the new day is dawning,
The creature rises and transpires a revolutionary warning,

Its sight not hindered nor deceived by the mist of haunting phantoms,
Guiding me through and safely away from dark and shrouding intentions,

I follow without question as i am lead into its world,
A place of unfamiliar truths, where nothing lies untold,

The darker thoughts within my mind are defeated, forever banished,
Lonliness, confusion, fear and hatred did but simply vanish,

My nightmares fade as i am freed from tormenting resentment,
The creature slumbers as i wake, in a valley of crystal contentment.




Though it affects us all differently, we're all hit pretty hard when someone breaks our heart. Whether you put on a face or lock yourself away, whether we continue with our lives or lose our way, whether we are grateful for what we had or resentful that we lost it, we all find our way back. I havn't come up with a good title for this poem if anyone has any nice ideas?

Hahaha, your photo make me blush. You are really pretty handsome and manly in the photo! But it is a pity you are looking another way instead at the camera or else all the girls will be screaming! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5

Your poem kinda rhymes! So you are good looking and poetic? :bigsmile:

Score: 1/5


I don't know it this is an okay thing to submit (for "Other"), but let's try it!

Pattern maker (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323624)

That program of your is pretty kinda entertaining! A good way to pass time if you want to draw random patterns one fine afternoon with no particular purposes. :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5



MB gave me a brilliant idea.

Team: Female
Category: Others (Culinary Arts)



Description: Here you will see three dozen cupcakes. They are funfetti, as that is the favorite cupcake flavor of every male in America. They were deemed delectable by those who consumed them.

And our team name shall be Pink Ninjas.

The cakes look realy delicious but too bad I won't be able to taste it. :(

Score: 3/5

[Imperfectionist]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/magicalpalmtree/23571_10150169262145167_88866516-1.jpg

This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework :p

[Psychotic]

You've done a good job so far, team, but the war is not over yet!

Let's step up the pace and trample those dress-wearing, moisturiser-using, penis-lacking wenches into the dust!

[Christmas]

You've done a good job so far, team, but the war is not over yet!

Let's step up the pace and trample those dress-wearing, moisturiser-using, penis-lacking wenches into the dust!

Why dun you post something like what the captain of the opposite team did!? Lead by example! :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

I would like to post a voice file of a dramatic reading of a poem written by someone else.

ie, I would be judged on how well I read it out. Is this an acceptable "Performance"?

If it helps, the poem is one written by Demon Dude.

[Christmas]

I would like to post a voice file of a dramatic reading of a poem written by someone else.

ie, I would be judged on how well I read it out. Is this an acceptable "Performance"?

If it helps, the poem is one written by Demon Dude.

aaaahhhh, SHASHA's poem right? :kaoclove:

I am not really sure, it will work better if you wrote that poem, but if the other judges are fine with it, then I'm ok. :bigsmile:

We save the details for later, just post it first for the sake of amusment!!! :kaoclove:

[Psychotic]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[Christmas]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/magicalpalmtree/23571_10150169262145167_88866516-1.jpg

This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework :p

Ahhh!!! Really nice!!! It is a really decent piece of work you have there best friend!! I really like it!!! :kaoclove:

Score: 3/5


Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Art
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA, KK, as the Chief Judge I give you my word that this piece of work is qualifed for judging!!!! I had this on repeat mode now!!! You are great my dear PAUL! :kaoclove:

I will give the score later as I am still laughing!! :kaoclove:

[Shin Gouken]

Your poem kinda rhymes! So you are good looking and poetic? :bigsmile:

Why is everyone so concerned with the rhyming :(



Hahaha, your photo make me blush. You are really pretty handsome and manly in the photo! But it is a pity you are looking another way instead at the camera or else all the girls will be screaming! :bigsmile:

Are you taking the piss :(

[Aerith's Knight]

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/magicalpalmtree/23571_10150169262145167_88866516-1.jpg

This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework :p

Finally, a woman. Very cute, very artsy. Sadly, some point have to be taken due to the lack of accentuation on the boobies.

Score: 8/10


Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Very awesome, still great. However, not your piece, and certainly not new. Two point I'll have to subtract because of that.

Score: 7/10

[qwertysaur]

Team: Male
Category: Other
Pattern maker (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323624)
Score: 10/10
A lot of fun to mess around with. Making circles reminds me of candies, yum :quina:


Team: Female
Category: Others (Culinary Arts)

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehfyp5.jpg

Score: 10/10
FOOD! (Cupcake cakes are so much fun):quina:

Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/magicalpalmtree/23571_10150169262145167_88866516-1.jpg

Score: 9/10
The picture reminds me of Princess Garnet and she made me a delicious cake yesterday. :quina:


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.
Score: 9/10
Me. So. Happy. :bigsmile: :quina:

[champagne supernova]

Perhaps there needs to be a re-weighting of the scores based on the numbers of active males relative to active females. Because I think there are more guys than girls in this forum. Which would just lead to utter slaughter.

[Aerith's Knight]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

[Tavrobel]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

[Melissaur]

Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/54/94/1044832264/n1044832264_18258_25.jpg
"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed :( BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage ;)

[Shlup]

Shlup, those look like overcooked spaghetti that a bronchitis patient coughed on. 0/10 :nonono:

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!




There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

[Melissaur]

Shlup, those look like overcooked spaghetti that a bronchitis patient coughed on. 0/10 :nonono:

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!

One, Rantzien is crazy! CRAZY SWEDE! I love those cupcakes, I'd eat all of them if I could have that much sugar.





There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

Two, I totally agree with you.

[Aerith's Knight]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

You're overreacting, I meant nothing with my remark, merely that they should post. You can't spell overreacting without ovary.. cause you're a girl.


Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/54/94/1044832264/n1044832264_18258_25.jpg
"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed :( BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage ;)

I would give this picture a 7/10 for originality and such, but I will add an extra 2 for hmm.. well, those two. :bigsmile:

Score: 9/10

[Melissaur]

WIN! Imma post a video or something soon and I think I know what I'll do, lol

[Shlup]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

You're overreacting, I meant nothing with my remark, merely that they should post. You can't spell overreacting without ovary.. cause you're a girl.

I meant Rantz and Tav, ya ponce. I didn't count you as part of their gender to begin with.

[Aerith's Knight]

There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

You're overreacting, I meant nothing with my remark, merely that they should post. You can't spell overreacting without ovary.. cause you're a girl.

I meant Rantz and Tav, ya ponce. I didn't count you as part of their gender to begin with.

Well, seeing as I'm the male judge and must therefore be, just that, male, I wonder what you imagine those two to be.

[Raistlin]

Shlup, those look like overcooked spaghetti that a bronchitis patient coughed on. 0/10 :nonono:

Why aren't you a judge? You are obviously better than the plebs we have now.


You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Don't be ridiculous; we already do that anyway. How else would they get to the kitchen?

[Christmas]

Your poem kinda rhymes! So you are good looking and poetic? :bigsmile:

Why is everyone so concerned with the rhyming :(



Hahaha, your photo make me blush. You are really pretty handsome and manly in the photo! But it is a pity you are looking another way instead at the camera or else all the girls will be screaming! :bigsmile:

Are you taking the piss :(

No I'm not, you really look handsome and manly in the photo! :bigsmile:


Perhaps there needs to be a re-weighting of the scores based on the numbers of active males relative to active females. Because I think there are more guys than girls in this forum. Which would just lead to utter slaughter.

Ya, I begin to notice too. I was thinking of letting some male members join the girls' team.

But is everyone fine with the idea?

Captains from each team?
Judges?

How about it? :bigsmile:

[Shlup]

Why? Aren't you just taking the average anyway?

[Aerith's Knight]

Nope.

Here's what we do, take number of people contributing, not the number of submissions, and you divide by the number of people. That way the amount of people doesn't matter, so the women-folk can't complain about the number of males.

[Shlup]

That's taking the average, Sherlock.

[Lawr]

Nope.

Here's what we do, take number of people who contribute to each gender, not the number of contributions, but number of people, and you divide by that number. That way the amount of contributions still matters, while the women-folk can't complain about the number of males.


That's taking the average, Sherlock.

You sure we're from the same gender, AK?

[fire_of_avalon]

I love you, ShlupQuack.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have a MIDI file of a song I threw together, but I'm not sure I want to fuck with our score if they start average. :onoes:




There are plenty girls, they just need to get off their asses and submit stuff.

You mean that we need to let them off their backs, right?

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

I vote the males are disqualified for allowing these two to be a part of their gender.

As much as I love you, that was hilarious. Sorry.

[Melissaur]

DO IT please!!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shush! You're the enemy. :colbert:

[Melissaur]

;_; BUT but.... ;_;

[qwertysaur]

Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/54/94/1044832264/n1044832264_18258_25.jpg

Score: 8/10
The expressions remind me of catching my first frog. So nostalgic. So Happy. :quina:

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs. :quina:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs. :quina:

This is obviously judge abuse. :colbert:

But fine!

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

[Christmas]

Why? Aren't you just taking the average anyway?

I'm not sure. For example,There is only one female participant and she submited a piece of work and get a 10. :bigsmile:

The other boys submit tones of work but none of their score got a ten and when we average out, the girl will still win despite being the only participant. :bigsmile:

I was thinking of encouraging maximum participation from the members through the event and have fun together instead of everyone just relying on one or two active members. :bigsmile:

Anyway quoting from the Olympics Creed "


The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well."


See, I am intelligent and smart huh! I read Olympics stuff too!? But what do everyone think? Average out or???? :bigsmile:

EDIT: BTW, AK is pretty entertaining and amusing. I am glad he is on Judge. :bigsmile:

[Quindiana Jones]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Goodbye, EoFF. I'm going to kill myself right now, because nothing I will ever experience will be as magnificent as that.

Or I'm putting on repeat.

[Tavrobel]

Here is a solution that I'm sure that everyone will agree on because it is flawless.

Score by standard deviations.

[Aerith's Knight]

That's taking the average, Sherlock.


You sure we're from the same gender, AK?

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.



EDIT: BTW, AK is pretty entertaining and amusing. I am glad he is on Judge.

I love you too, doll. Now get back into the kitchen.

[Rodarian]

I will submit something soon. Just been tied up lately :(

[Aerith's Knight]

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

Very original to write your own song (+1), I never knew you could make midi's this way (+1), the song is good (+1), but a little repetitive (-1). If you'd made it shorter I wouldn't have taken the last point, but as I said before, I have to listen to it all, so there you are.

Score: 7/10

[G13]

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs. :quina:

This is obviously judge abuse. :colbert:

But fine!

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

I was suddenly reminded of the good old days of gaming. It's like Sonic joined a Metal band. :jess:

[Lawr]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.

I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

[Christmas]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.

I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

Stop picking on my judge. :mymelbert:

[Aerith's Knight]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

Then you would be able to see the difference between the two. It's actually not really an average, but I put it like that because it seemed hard for you two to understand what was going on. Now shut up, or I'm gonna start subtracting points.

[Christmas]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

Then you would be able to see the difference between the two. It's actually not really an average, but I put it like that because it seemed hard for you two to understand what was going on. Now shut up, or I'm gonna start subtracting points.

You are turning against people of your same gender!??

[Aerith's Knight]

Rude and annoying is rude and annoying. I don't discriminate.

[Christmas]

Oh ya, Judges please do not go back and edit your post and score. The only thing it will create is confusion. So please dun do that! Thanks! :bigsmile:

[Lawr]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average = Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

Then you would be able to see the difference between the two. It's actually not really an average, but I put it like that because it seemed hard for you two to understand what was going on. Now shut up, or I'm gonna start subtracting points.

In a setting with students and test grades, the teacher adds up all the scores and divides by the number of students. What's the difference between this and what your average is?

Wrong rude guy is wrong and rude. :colbert:

[Aerith's Knight]

Average = Sum(submissions)/N(#submissions)

My average= Sum(submissions)/n(#participants)

Why don't you guys learn to read, hm? I thought you were a teacher, shlup.I KNOW HOW TO READ, GOOD SIR.

Then you would be able to see the difference between the two. It's actually not really an average, but I put it like that because it seemed hard for you two to understand what was going on. Now shut up, or I'm gonna start subtracting points.

In a setting with students and test grades, the teacher adds up all the scores and divides by the number of students. What's the difference between this and what your average is?

Wrong rude guy is wrong and rude. :colbert:

*snip* fine.

Students don't get to hand in several test papers.

2 students, 6 and 7 -> average 6.5
2 students, 6 , 7, 10, 1 -> average 12

That's it, -1 on the next male entry.

[Rantz]

Jesus christ xD

Sagensyg, stop trolling. AK, stop insulting. We're just playing a little game here. :roll2

[qwertysaur]

Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs. :quina:

This is obviously judge abuse. :colbert:
Not abuse, just a incentive for you to participate. A very strong incentive that also tastes of threat. Tasty threat... :quina:


Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.
Score: 8/10
I enjoyed it, you need more confidence in your work. Do what you want with your music, and don't care if other people have problems! :quina:

[Tavrobel]

In a setting with students and test grades, the teacher adds up all the scores and divides by the number of students. What's the difference between this and what your average is?

The difference is, is that instead of dividing by the number of people participating, he is suggesting that they instead, divide by the number of submissions.

For example, let's say 6 people submitted 13 items, all with scores of 7. If we divided by the number of people, we would get a final score of 13*7/6, which is 15.167, a disproportionately high number (as the highest score possible is a 10). If, in another case, 6 people submitted 20 items with scores of 5, we would have a final score of 20*5/6. That's 16.67; here, we would have the number of people contributing work being the same, but they did more work, and got a higher score for it.

The problem with having outrageously high scores above 10 can be solved by dividing by the number of submissions, instead of number of participants. The primary problem is that people can submit more than one item. By removing the number of participants from the bottom of the equation, we should have a more realistic and fair statistic. In the case that we have 7 participants, each one of them submitting 10 items, all with scores of 9, we instead have (7*10*9)/(7*10); final score of 9, which is less than 10. If the total number of submissions is limited to 10, then the equation turns out to become 10*9/10 (which is 9), the total score divided by the number of submissions.

By dividing the total score by submissions and not participants, we should have a mathematically reasonable answer, remove the gender participation disparity, and therefore, have a more successful event. Although to be perfectly fair, AK was the only one here using the correct version of an "average." The assumption you've taken dividing by the number of students in your example, is that each student could only submit one item, thus making the number of tests and students to be the same value.

In summary, AK is entirely correct in this situation and you all (that means all of you) owe him an apology, and we should be dividing by submissions into the total score.

[Lawr]

In a setting with students and test grades, the teacher adds up all the scores and divides by the number of students. What's the difference between this and what your average is?

The difference is, is that instead of dividing by the number of people participating, he is suggesting that they instead, divide by the number of submissions.

For example, let's say 6 people submitted 13 items, all with scores of 7. If we divided by the number of people, we would get a final score of 13*7/6, which is 15.167, a disproportionately high number (as the highest score possible is a 10). If, in another case, 6 people submitted 20 items with scores of 5, we would have a final score of 20*5/6. That's 16.67; here, we would have the number of people contributing work being the same, but they did more work, and got a higher score for it.

The problem with having outrageously high scores above 10 can be solved by dividing by the number of submissions, instead of number of participants. The primary problem is that people can submit more than one item. By removing the number of participants from the bottom of the equation, we should have a more realistic and fair statistic. In the case that we have 7 participants, each one of them submitting 10 items, all with scores of 9, we instead have (7*10*9)/(7*10); final score of 9, which is less than 10. If the total number of submissions is limited to 10, then the equation turns out to become 10*9/10 (which is 9), the total score divided by the number of submissions.

By dividing the total score by submissions and not participants, we should have a mathematically reasonable answer, remove the gender participation disparity, and therefore, have a more successful event. Although to be perfectly fair, AK was the only one here using the correct version of an "average." The assumption you've taken dividing by the number of students in your example, is that each student could only submit one item, thus making the number of tests and students to be the same value.

In summary, AK is entirely correct in this situation and you all (that means all of you) owe him an apology, and we should be dividing by submissions into the total score.

Jesus christ xD

We're just playing a little game here. :roll2

[Aerith's Knight]

And you should realize I'm a judge, and I can have a baboon sodomize your entries. :)

Now, come on people, I want to see those entries. I've yet to see anyone singing. The Alladin song gives +2 in my score. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

Which one?

[Aerith's Knight]

Hmm, the one I did with KC. Uh... A whole new world, I think.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Either gender would need the other gender to do it properly, but they're enemies. Hmmm

Lol, girlxgirl or guyxguy A Whole New World.

[Melissaur]

Jesus christ xD

Sagensyg, stop trolling. AK, stop insulting. We're just playing a little game here. :roll2

[Miriel]

Shlup wins everything for her spaghetti cupcakes! Spaghetti + cupcakes!! I can't even.

[Marshall Banana]

I don't know it this is an okay thing to submit (for "Other"), but let's try it!

Pattern maker (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323624)
10/10. I like Ran-kun.


MB gave me a brilliant idea.

Team: Female
Category: Others (Culinary Arts)

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/ehfyp5.jpg

Description: Here you will see three dozen cupcakes. They are funfetti, as that is the favorite cupcake flavor of every male in America. They were deemed delectable by those who consumed them.
10/10. I love cupcakes! Why isn't there a cupcake in the smiley list?


Team: Female
Category: PHOTO

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/magicalpalmtree/23571_10150169262145167_88866516-1.jpg

This is meant to be part of a series of photos i've taken for my art coursework, it was definitely the best one of this particular batch of photos. The theme we were given was 'Passions & Obsessions' so I chose to take that to mean 'Stalkers' etc. I've already got some of my other Stalker photos up in the Artist's forum but I wanted to post something I haven't shown before.

I'll probably post another piece for the the Art category in a couple days cos i'm trying to blitz through this coursework :p
I like it. 10/10.


Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.
I wish it had been one of Demon Dude's demonic poems, but this is good, too! 10/10.


Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/54/94/1044832264/n1044832264_18258_25.jpg
"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed :( BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage ;)
I like it. 10/10.

[Shlup]

Monda you are killing me. xD

[Shiny]

Are you just 10/10 everything? :lol:

[Marshall Banana]

As long as there's no bacon in any of these submissions.

[qwertysaur]

What if there was a statue of Ariel and Sebastian defeating an uUsula statue that happened top be made out of Bacon? :quina:
(It would get a 15/10 from me)

[Marshall Banana]

I'd want whoever posted it to be disqualified.

[qwertysaur]

Just Ursula is made of Bacon. Ariel is made from strawberries and Sebastian is made from chili peppers. :quina:

[Marshall Banana]

STRAWBERRIES NEXT TO BACON? I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Aerith's Knight]

Ha, so with those two only giving tens, the only votes that matter are mine and Christmas'.

As it should be.

[Christmas]

Do with it what you wish then.


Team: Male
Category: Performance
Description:

Oh Resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

As much as it make me laugh, I won't give this masterpiece a high score cause it plague the memories of my precious Resha! And now there is a vocal version of it, she will most probably commit suicide! :mad2:

Score: -2/5


Team: Female
Category: Wacky Pose Picture

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/54/94/1044832264/n1044832264_18258_25.jpg
"VOV-WO"

I tried making the word wow but as you can see I failed :( BUT it lead to a great picture!

P.S. Aerith's Knight, note the cleavage ;)

I like cleavage too!!! I do!!! I do!!! I usually look at my own cleavage and I notice I like yours better!!!! :kaoclove:

Anyway, I had really no idea what I am saying, BoB might be a better judge when it come to cleavage! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5



Also this is at NCG
Do it or I'm giving every female submission a 10 and male a 0. Unless they remind me of frogs. Mmmmmmmm frogs. :quina:

This is obviously judge abuse. :colbert:

But fine!

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.

Aaahhhh, it's really music to the ears. Sound like this might make a good boss theme for some SNES game or something. Since it is original and nice, it deserves a good score! :bigsmile:

Score: 4/5

Also, qwertysaur and Monda roxz at scoring!! I'm really glad I have them here! It's like AK is the Devil, Monda and qwertysaur the angels and I'm neutral! :bigsmile:


GIRLS, WE ARE CATCHING UP!!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GIRLS!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! OR IF YOU HAD ONLY SEND ONE ENTRY, SEND ANOTHER FAST!!! C'MOM LADIES, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! WE HAVE BOOBS AND THAT OWNZZZZ!!!!

[Miriel]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/4402296825_ba7a17013d_o.jpg

[Shiny]

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

I have a few more things I could upload, but Photobucket is sucking right now so it'll have to wait. Also not sure if I should upload one of my films cuz some of them are 10 minutes. That might be too much.

[Shin Gouken]

Team: Pink NinjasCome through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit

Nooo my fragile mind :(

[Shiny]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/joda46/natalie_portman_rap.jpg

:kaocheer: YAY GIRLS! :kaocheer:

:kaocry2: <--- lol

[Aerith's Knight]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/4402296825_ba7a17013d_o.jpg

Interesting pictures, the left one is a bit lazy though. I'd give the right one a 7, and the left one a 5.

Score: 6/10


Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.


No picture, that's something you should resolve before posting.

The rap is... basically everything that is wrong with rap lyrics. I can't say I like it, but it is original, I guess.

Score: 5/10

[Shiny]

The picture is there. :confused:

[Aerith's Knight]

I had to actually look at the source coding to find the link, then I got this.


An HTTP error occurred while getting:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg

Details: "connect timed out".

It might be smart to actually make the picture public, if you didn't already.

[Shiny]

I see the picture fine. It probably just doesn't show up for dudes.

[Marshall Banana]

I can't see your picture either. =O

I'm not gonna, like, scold you for it, though.

Edit: Now I see it!

[Shiny]

Weird, I have no idea what's going on with that as I used the correct coding tag, but Photobucket has been acting strange today. *shrug*

[Miriel]

I can see Shiny's picture just fine.


Interesting pictures, the left one is a bit lazy though. I'd give the left one a 7, and the right one a 5.

The photos aren't about the subject so much as it's about the textures. You should be able to look at the photos and "feel" the softness of the hair around the horsie's ears, the slightly more bristly tuft of hair right on the head, and the dry flakiness of aged autumn plants. You should be able to see how the plant is just ready to crumble away if you rubbed it between your fingers. The interest should be in the colors (the contrast between the vibrant green and deep rich brown is my favorite thing about the horsie photo) and textures of natural elements in late afternoon light, not "Oh, what is this? This is a horse. This is a plant. Eh."

[/artist spiel]

[Aerith's Knight]

I can see Shiny's picture just fine.


Interesting pictures, the left one is a bit lazy though. I'd give the right one a 7, and the left one a 5.The photos aren't about the subject so much as it's about the textures. You should be able to look at the photos and "feel" the softness of the hair around the horsie's ears, the slightly more bristly tuft of hair right on the head, and the dry flakiness of aged autumn plants. You should be able to see how the plant is just ready to crumble away if you rubbed it between your fingers. The interest should be in the colors (the contrast between the vibrant green and deep rich brown is my favorite thing about the horsie photo) and textures of natural elements in late afternoon light, not "Oh, what is this? This is a horse. This is a plant. Eh."

[/artist spiel]

I'm a physicist, I don't do spiel. :p

[qwertysaur]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/4402296825_ba7a17013d_o.jpg
Score: 7/10
I was hoping for a pcture of delicious foods. I know you have them! :quina:

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg


Score: 8/10
It looks like a dancing lady. I hope she dances as well as Freya did when we were in Cleyra :quina:

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: rap

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Score: 5/10
It scares me more than finding out somebody ate all of the cookies in the cookie jar :quina:

[Miriel]

I'm a physicist, I don't do spiel. :p
I think you spiel quite a bit, actually!

It looks like a dancing lady.
Oh snap, it totally does. :up:


I was hoping for a pcture of delicious foods. I know you have them!
Not posting any until we get a food forum! And I have tons, TONS of delicious food photos lemme tell ya.

[Shiny]

It looks like a dancing lady.

Omg you're right! It would've been prettier if it was a wet flower. Despite it being morning time when I took it, there was no moisture. I love the way morning dew looks on plants in pictures.


And I have tons, TONS of delicious food photos lemme tell ya.
:drool:

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm a physicist, I don't do spiel. :p
I think you spiel quite a bit, actually!


Only on tGA. :)

And I still can't see that picture, Shiny.

[Christmas]

I'm a physicist, I don't do spiel. :p
I think you spiel quite a bit, actually!


Only on tGA. :)

And I still can't see that picture, Shiny.

Oh that's too bad AK. Since you can't see Shiny's picture, then I will judge in your place! :kaoclove:

[qwertysaur]

I'm a physicist, I don't do spiel. :p
I think you spiel quite a bit, actually!


Only on tGA. :)

And I still can't see that picture, Shiny.
See attached :quina:

[Shiny]

And I still can't see that picture, Shiny.
Buy a new computer? If you still can't see it even after qwerty attached it, I dunno what to tell you.

[Aerith's Knight]

And I still can't see that picture, Shiny.
Buy a new computer? If you still can't see it even after qwerty attached it, I dunno what to tell you.

Intel Quad core 2.8 Gig.
4 gig RAM
Geforce 9800 XT

Yeah, I don't think it's me. Anywho, I see the uploaded image by qwerty.

Interesting, nice effects and speaks to the imagination.

Score: 7/10

[Fujiko]

I have an old manga drawing from years ago; will it count? If yes, does that apply even if it wasn't fully finished at the time?

[Aerith's Knight]

Anything counts, but make sure you invested effort in it, or the score will be low.

[Marshall Banana]

Team: Male
Category: Other? I don't know

This is a piece of music (no vocals) that I threw together using Guitar Pro 5 to write all the parts. It consists of a rhythm and lead guitar, a bass, and drums. It's also in MIDI since I don't have my bass or decent recording equipment.
Cool! 10/10.


Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/4402296825_ba7a17013d_o.jpg
That horse looks mighty soft! For some reason I want to taste the shrubbery. 10/10.


Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.
Your photo: It reminds me of a part in Fantasia! 10/10.
Your rap song: I don't like rapists. =( 9/10.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yay! I got a 10/10. :love:

[qwertysaur]

Yay! I got a 10/10. :love:
And you were afraid to post it :roll2

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shaddap! I was afraid I'd get docked points for MIDI. :P

[Fujiko]

Okay, well here goes nothing! :greenie:

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

[Aerith's Knight]

Okay, well here goes nothing! :greenie:

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

Good shading (+1), even the individual lines in the racket are drawn (+1). Yes, I can see a lot of time/effort (or a lot of talent) was used for this drawing. I respect that (+1), I endorse that, so here you go.

Score: 8/10

[Christmas]

Team: Shlup & her Boobies
Category: Photography

This is called, Horsie's Ears & Random Shrubbery
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2682/4402296825_ba7a17013d_o.jpg

Oh I like that pictures especially the horse!! The eyes look so cute! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5


Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Still photography and rap


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/ColorlessFlower.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of a flower. I dunno.

--
Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bishes is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit
--

Description: This is a rhyme I did after having a freestyle rap battle with this girl, Amy Lee. It's meant to be facetious. Think of Natalie Portman's rap.

I have a few more things I could upload, but Photobucket is sucking right now so it'll have to wait. Also not sure if I should upload one of my films cuz some of them are 10 minutes. That might be too much.

The picture is awesome!! It looks to me like a flower fairy or a flower goddess with a humanoid shape! I like it really a lot!!!:bigsmile:

Score: 5/5

The rap is kinda scary for me. :(

Score: 2/5


Okay, well here goes nothing! :greenie:

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

I used to read prince of tennis too!!! haha, sure bring back memories!!It is really pretty well drawn and I like it! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5


GOOD JOB GIRLS, WE ARE NOW IN THE LEAD, WE SURE SHOW THEM THAT THEY STINKS AND THEY DO NOTHING PRODUCTIVE BUT DRINK AND TALK ABOUT BOOBS. THREE CHEERS!!!!!

:kaoclove: :kaoclove: :kaoclove: :kaoclove: :kaoclove: :kaoclove:

[G13]

I didn't... oh wait, never mind. I did say something about boobs earlier. :p

[Christmas]

Oh ya, btw, How about we make this even more exciting by including a penalty for the team that lost?

How about we make it this way:

Ten selected members including captain from the team that lost will have to put on a set of avatar and sig with an embrassing usertitle determined by the captain of the winning team for at least a few days!

How about it? :bigsmile:

EDIT: This message is to the Captains

[Loony BoB]

Oh man, I totally need to submit some crazy crap for this.

[Fujiko]

Okay, well here goes nothing! :greenie:

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~

Good shading (+1), even the individual lines in the racket are drawn (+1). Yes, I can see a lot of time/effort (or a lot of talent) was used for this drawing. I respect that (+1), I endorse that, so here you go.

Score: 8/10




I used to read prince of tennis too!!! haha, sure bring back memories!!It is really pretty well drawn and I like it! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5

Wow, thanks! :love:

[Shiny]

Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/GateReflection.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/InvertedBranches.jpg

Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.

---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---

Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh man, I totally need to submit some crazy crap for this.

Yes you do, dammit! We're losing.

[Psychotic]

Oh ya, btw, How about we make this even more exciting by including a penalty for the team that lost?

How about we make it this way:

Ten selected members including captain from the team that lost will have to put on a set of avatar and sig with an embrassing usertitle determined by the captain of the winning team for at least a few days!

How about it? :bigsmile:

EDIT: This message is to the CaptainsNo, I couldn't possibly have an embarassing signature. My e-reputation would be in ruins. :crying2:

(maybe, if you give my entry a fair score now that the girls have caught up! :colbert: :zombert: :mymelbert: :doublecolbert:)

[Aerith's Knight]

A notice for all, I find pictures the most lazy of art form, mostly because it takes about 5 seconds to take, compared to everything else. Therefore they will never earn top points.

I'll judge those three in a few hours, gotta go.

[Melissaur]

OK I got one!
Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.

[Christmas]

Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/GateReflection.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/InvertedBranches.jpg

Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.

---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---

Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.

Wait!!!! Two entries max per person!! We dun want the same person to submit over and over again. This way the others will just watch and do nothing! :(

You already submitted their flower picture and the rap thingy remember? :mymelheart:

[Fujiko]

Melissaur: <33

Shiny: that was actually pretty nice. I liked it! Won't it count, Christmas? :(

[Melissaur]

FUJI! You weren't supposed to know it was about you :(

[Fujiko]

FUJI! You weren't supposed to know it was about you :(

Oh, well to tell you the truth babe, I actually thought it was about a special someone (you know!).

[Christmas]

Oh ya, btw, How about we make this even more exciting by including a penalty for the team that lost?

How about we make it this way:

Ten selected members including captain from the team that lost will have to put on a set of avatar and sig with an embrassing usertitle determined by the captain of the winning team for at least a few days!

How about it? :bigsmile:

EDIT: This message is to the CaptainsNo, I couldn't possibly have an embarassing signature. My e-reputation would be in ruins. :crying2:

(maybe, if you give my entry a fair score now that the girls have caught up! :colbert: :zombert: :mymelbert: :doublecolbert:)

WHY!? SCARED!? THE CAPTAIN OF THE KITCHEN TEAM IS SCARED!? LOST YOUR BALLS? NOW YOU ARE INTO TERMS AND CONDITIONS SHOW HOW INSECURE YOU ARE NOW!! :redface:


A notice for all, I find pictures the most lazy of art form, mostly because it takes about 5 seconds to take, compared to everything else. Therefore they will never earn top points.

I'll judge those three in a few hours, gotta go.

You will give high points as long as the pictures involve boobs even if it takes only 1 second to get it done. :mymelbert:



Shiny: that was actually pretty nice. I liked it! Won't it count, Christmas? :(

Oh dear, we have to be fair. Also, all the boys that had submitted their entries will come back with more and will take the lead again if we allow this! :mymelsad:

[Psychotic]

WHY!? SCARED!? THE CAPTAIN OF THE KITCHEN TEAM IS SCARED!? LOST YOUR BALLS? NOW YOU ARE INTO TERMS AND CONDITIONS SHOW HOW INSECURE YOU ARE NOW!! :redface::greenie:

[Melissaur]

:( no one has rated my poem yet. Is it that bad?

[Agent Proto]

I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/IMG1666802.jpg

A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look. :D

Category: ART

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Field_Scenery_by_j3_proto.jpg

"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!

[Jessweeee♪]

Team: Female
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/puppyX3.png


I made an origami puppy and colored him with oil pastels that I bought for high school art class and never used until just now. Isn't he cute :</>D?

[Mogi]

If the song has curse words in it, can I still enter it? I have no way of censoring it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If the song has curse words in it, can I still enter it? I have no way of censoring it.

A real song? Fuck yeah. I hope they let you post it.

[Christmas]

If the song has curse words in it, can I still enter it? I have no way of censoring it.

We need a mod here, one that knows the rules!!! :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

Go for it. It's artistic and all that jazz!

[Christmas]

Go for it. It's artistic and all that jazz!

Or not. Here, if you love Jessweeee♪, you will want her team to WIN right!? Right Mogi!? Right Mogi!??? :kaoclove:

Just joking, post it. :bigsmile:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Christmas! You're a judge. :colbert:

[Jessweeee♪]

O:

Mogi won't even do vocals for just me! DO IT GO IT'S TOTALLY OKAY DO IT.

[Mogi]

Woo!

Lemme finish the lyrics and I'll record it tomorrow, hopefully in one go, but we'll see what happens!

This was a song that I'd written, but I had no intentions of recording it. It'll be all for you, Mr. Battle Of The Sexes Showdown!

Yeah, that's right. MR. Battle Of The Sexes Showdown!

AW YEAH, BABEH, LE'S DO DIS :bou::bou::bou::bou:!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck yeah! Can't wait to hear this.

[Mogi]

The lyrics are done! Just an update. We'll have this up tomorrow for sure.

[Aerith's Knight]

OK I got one!
Team: Why are you even out of the kitchen?
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.

Solid, not too long, and as you said, happy. I like happy things.

Score: 7/10



I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/IMG1666802.jpg

A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look. :D



Dude.. I know the cat is cute and such, but Ew, your toilet is DIRTY (-1)

Score: 4/10



Category: ART

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Field_Scenery_by_j3_proto.jpg

"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!

Amazing, I really like it. Some may say it's a big vague, low on details, but you can see that was intentional. As I said before, I acknowledge effort.

Score: 8/10

[Breine]

Team: MEN!
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/harlequin.jpg

It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.

[Shiny]

Wait!!!! Two entries max per person!! We dun want the same person to submit over and over again. This way the others will just watch and do nothing! :(

You already submitted their flower picture and the rap thingy remember? :mymelheart:


GIRLS, WE ARE CATCHING UP!!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE GIRLS!!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! OR IF YOU HAD ONLY SEND ONE ENTRY, SEND ANOTHER FAST!!! C'MOM LADIES, WE ARE THE BEST!!!! WE HAVE BOOBS AND THAT OWNZZZZ!!!!

Besides that was just an addition to my submission. I wasn't able to upload those other two pictures up before because Photobucket having server issues.

And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.

[Christmas]

Besides that was just an addition to my submission. I wasn't able to upload those other two pictures up before because Photobucket having server issues.

And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.

It might be easier if you had submitted the two pictures along with your Flower Goddess picture together. But since now the flower goddess picture had been graded, it will be diffcult for the judge to regrade it upon taking consideration of your two new additions. But If the judge are ok into regrading your entires, then I am ok with it. :bigsmile:

[Breine]

And Breine that picture is really cool! I had no idea you could draw so well.

Thanks! :)

[Agent Proto]

Dude.. I know the cat is cute and such, but Ew, your toilet is DIRTY (-1)


Not my toilet. The toilet is at my brothers' house and I don't live with them. Besides, its been cleaned since the picture was taken. However, I'll take the -1 because of that toilet. :P

[Mogi]

I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.

[Christmas]

Ok everyone. Posting of entries end 24 hours later. :bigsmile:

Judges can either judge now or judge after that. :bigsmile:

Good luck to the PINK NINJAS!!!! :kaoclove:

Good luck to the Kitchen's team too. :barf:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Holy balls. HOLY FUCKING BALLS.

Mogi, you fucking rule. That song was awesome. I can't wait to hear that with lyrics.

[Mogi]

I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Holy balls. HOLY smurfING BALLS.

Mogi, you smurfing rule. That song was awesome. I can't wait to hear that with lyrics.
Thanks XD
Glad to have some feedback!

It'll be awhile before I add in the vocal track though :3

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd just like to let you know that I listened to it like 5 times in a row.

And then again when it came up again in Winamp. :monster:

[Jiro]

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0008.jpg

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0010.jpg

[Rodarian]

Ooooo talent!!

[qwertysaur]

Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.
Score: 8/10
I'm addicted to yummy frogs, so this really speaks to me :quina:


Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/IMG1666802.jpg

Score: 6/10
KITTY! :quina:


Category: ART

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Field_Scenery_by_j3_proto.jpg

Score:10/10
I didn't know you were a painter. This is fantastic! Reminds me of an all you can eat buffet. :quina:

Team: Female
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/puppyX3.png


Score: 7/10
He is really cute. But he looks hungry. :quina:

Team: MEN!
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/harlequin.jpg

Score: 8/10
I like the colors. They look yummy. :quina:


Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together. :quina:


Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together. :quina:

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0008.jpg

score: 6/10
I was hoping there would be a frog somewhere for the poor helmet to have a YUMMY SNACK :quina:


Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0010.jpg
Score: 9/10
HE LOOK. SO. HAPPY :quina:

[Depression Moon]

My computer was incapacitated for an extended period of time. Is it still possible for me to send in an entry?

[qwertysaur]

You have about 6 hours to submit an entry. :quina:

[Mogi]

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together. :quina:


Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Score: 9/10
Would be 10/10 if you were able to record the lyrics in together. :quina:
Not a 10/10, but I am content!

[Jessweeee♪]

AK didn't judge my origami :(

[Aerith's Knight]

AK didn't judge my origami :(

Didn't see it, I guess. But After the entry period is over I'm going to go over the entire thread and see what I missed.

Despair not, you're my futurama mafia buddy, I wouldn't skip over you. ;)

[Loony BoB]

Is it okay if I use old poems and stuff?

[Christmas]

Most of the entries here are old works and stuff I think, I dun really expect all of them to do some work specifically for this event! :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Is it okay if I use old poems and stuff?

Of course, anything you put effort into.

[Iceglow]

Proto got his team name slightly wrong. The team name should have been:

Why the hell is my cat drinking from my dirty toilet? Why is he not drinking from a clean toilet!? Woman get your ass in there and scrub!

I think that comes under category: Other (Smacktalking is a valid thing in any argument :colbert:)

[Christmas]

If I'm not wrong, the event will be ending soon or you people want an extension? :bigsmile:

[Agent Proto]

Proto got his team name slightly wrong. The team name should have been:

Why the hell is my cat drinking from my dirty toilet? Why is he not drinking from a clean toilet!? Woman get your ass in there and scrub!


:lol: I completely agree! :greenie:

[Melissaur]

... YOU KNOW... wait, neither do I. I'm just a woman... Would you like Wheat or Pumpernickel?

[Jessweeee♪]

:nonono:

[Shlup]

I decided Mogi cheated! You have to throw out his entry now!

[Loony BoB]

Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE

There once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!

Description: It's a poom I wrote!

Team: Male
Category: ART

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg

Description: It's a dragon I drew!

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

[Aerith's Knight]

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

Two entries per person.

[Christmas]

And I reckon everyone want an extentsion! :bigsmile:

[Loony BoB]

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

Two entries per person.
Oh, neat. That works.

[Christmas]

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

Two entries per person.
Oh, neat. That works.

You can post it just for entertainment purposes!! I dun think anyone will mind!! :bigsmile:

[Christmas]

If everyone had no objection, we will end the event and all judges that had yet to judge please give your scores! :bigsmile:

[Aerith's Knight]

Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/GateReflection.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/InvertedBranches.jpg

Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.


Only two entries per person, so I'm going to take those pictures together.

Interesting art. Abstract isn't really my thing, but I appreciate the effort.

Score: 6/10



---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---

Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.If it was in song form I would've given and extra two points for music and voice, but I'm afraid I can only award (+1) to this, for above average lyrics. I'll give another +1 for effort

Score: 7/10


Team: Female
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/puppyX3.png


I made an origami puppy and colored him with oil pastels that I bought for high school art class and never used until just now. Isn't he cute :D?

Ghehe, funny. +1 for originality and +1 for effort.

Score: 7/10


Team: MEN!
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/harlequin.jpg

It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.

A little creepy, but I'll give you +2 for effort.

Score: 7/10


I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)


The song is not original (-1), but you did manage to play it well (+3), but it was long and mostly the same (-1), do a cut version next time.

Score: 7/10



Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.Originality is minimal, effort gets a +2, and you get a -1 for excessive profanity.

Score: 6/10


Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0008.jpg


Poor effort (-1)

Score: 4/10



Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0010.jpg

Original (+1), there has been lots of effort into it (+1). I can't give point for aesthetically pleasing, but it rounds to a nice score.

Score: 7/10


Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE

There once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!

It made me smile (+2), some nonsense words in there (-1)

Score: 6/10



Description: It's a poom I wrote!

Team: Male
Category: ART

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg

Description: It's a dragon I drew!

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

Average, but with nice shading (+1). Had it been done on better paper I would've given more, but this gives off the idea that you merely doodled while occupied with something else.

Score: 6/10

---------------------------------

That's the end of it. I need a holiday.

[qwertysaur]

Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE

There once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!

Score: 8/10
It has the word frog in it, and that makes me happy. Frogs are so yummy :quina:


Team: Male
Category: ART

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg

Description: It's a dragon I drew!

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.
Score: 7/10
RAWR! :quina:

[Marshall Banana]

Okay, well here goes nothing! :greenie:

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

A manga drawing I never finished years ago (that's why he doesn't have a mouth! xD). But it'll have to do 'cause I can't find my other pretty drawings, and I spent time on this at the time~
Nice drawing! 10/10.


Hm, I'm not sure how these ratings seem to work, but yay! And that is a very cool picture, Fujiko!

Team: Pink Ninjas
Category: Photography and Poem/Song/Thing


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/GateReflection.jpg

Description: This is a picture I took of the reflection of a gate in a puddle of water. I decided to mess around with the colors and the texture a bit just because.


http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/InvertedBranches.jpg

Description: These are tree branches during the fall season. The picture is inverted.

---
Dancing in the rain
The mystery plays on in refrain
Feel the rhythm move through your veins
Look as to look through the clarity of cellophane

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Running through my mind
Play the melody on the chime
Pulses seem to take control of time
Crazy as the beat I’m trying hard to find

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Dancing around in my head
These thoughts of the songs are better than dreaming in my bed
Running through my mind
These thoughts of the music are better than making broken ties bind

I write the songs to the beat of the songs that you play
Although confusing, I find solace in the things that you say
Oh, I love, I love, I love when your voice takes me away
Rather amusing, how you manage to brighten my day

Still, I go on
To the broken rhythms of beats that never end
Still, I go on
To the broken lives of people that may not mend
---

Description: I should write another Natalie Portman-esque rap. >=) Just kidding! Here's a poem or song, or whatever this was that I wrote a while ago for a friend when we were going to have a poetry and song night at the high school that never happened.
Picture #1: Looks like a rough painting, even though it's a photo! I like it. 10/10.
Picture #2: Hmm...couldn't tell what it was without a description! 9/10.
Rap: I like rain! 10/10.


OK I got one!
Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.
Typo! You left "r" out of "your" in the last line. 9/10.


I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/IMG1666802.jpg

A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look. :D

Category: ART

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Field_Scenery_by_j3_proto.jpg

"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!
Photo: I love Ichi! 10/10.
Painting: Very pretty! 10/10.


Team: Female
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/puppyX3.png


I made an origami puppy and colored him with oil pastels that I bought for high school art class and never used until just now. Isn't he cute :</>D?
Killer puppy? =O 10/10.


Team: MEN!
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/harlequin.jpg

It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.
The face is a little freaky, but I like the colors! 9/10.


I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.
Jack Sparrow!? 10/10!


Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0008.jpg

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0010.jpg
Drawing: I love Ran-kun! 10/10!
Sculpture: TIKI!? That's my doggie's name! 10/10!!!


Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE

There once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!

Description: It's a poom I wrote!

Team: Male
Category: ART

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg

Description: It's a dragon I drew!

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.
Poem: Too long! 8/10. :expee:
Art: Neck is too long. 9/10.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Picture #1: Looks like a rough painting, even though it's a photo! I like it. 10/10.
Picture #2: Hmm...couldn't tell what it was without a description! 9/10.
Rap: I like rain! 10/10.

Only two entries per person, Monda. :colbert:

[qwertysaur]

Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

I missed this one, oops :quina:
Score: 10/10
There is a reason I nominated you for best artist :quina:

[Christmas]

OK I got one!
Team: Winners erm... I mean Women.
Category:Poetry.

If I had you for another day,
I would make the earth stand still.
Like being trapped under water,
you make it hard for me to breath.
The smell of you still lingers here,
it is the most intoxicating air.
Like a moth to the flames,
I am addicted to you touch.

The happiest poem I've ever written in my life. I decided to submit this one cause all the others are dark, twisted, and morbid. That and I haven't read any of them. I don't like to read my own poetry.

Oh mine!!! I like happy poems!! :kaoclove:

Score: 4/5


I'll go ahead and submit some stuff for the guy team.

Team: STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY

Category: PHOTOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/IMG1666802.jpg

A rather simple photograph of one of the cats. His name is Ichi and I caught him drinking straight from the toilet, so I snapped this. The flash caused his eyes to glow thus the evil look. :D

Category: ART

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/Field_Scenery_by_j3_proto.jpg

"Field Scenery" - An old oil painting I've done way in the past. I'd say this would probably be one of my best work ever. I still have it around, but it's just sadly collecting dust because it wouldn't hang up on the wall any longer. *shrugs* Oh well!

The toliet is really dirty Jeff, what is wrong with you. :(
Score: 2/5

The scenery is so sweet!! :kaoclove:
Score: 4/5


Team: MEN!
Category: Art


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Breine/harlequin.jpg

It's a female harlequin/jester sort of character. It's done completely in ink. The colours of the collar are just a tiny bit brigther than in real-life.. I blame my camera. But whatever.

It's kinda cute to me and yet a bit scary! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5


I'm not going to have time for the next week or so to record vocals because my dad is loud and will cause background noise, and because I feel awkward singing while my dad - or anyone else, really - is here. I'll record them eventually, but not for Mr. Showdown.

Anyway, I have two entries! One is the song itself, and one is the lyrics that I wrote! The lyrics fit into the song oddly, so I advise listening to the song first AND THEN reading the lyrics.


EDIT:
Well, I guess I should format it properly, huh?

Team: Boys :3
Category: Other
4shared.com - online file sharing and storage - download He's A Mother smurfing Pirate.mp3 (http://www.4shared.com/audio/Lp9wbx6R/Hes_A_Mother_smurfing_Pirate.html)

Team: Boys again
Category: Writing

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.
He would rape all the women,
But you can't rape the willing.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He will kill you
With his mother smurfing hands.

You'll remember
On this fine day
That you almost caught Jack Sparrow.
You'll hear tales forever
'Bout how he
Stole all your smurfing ships.
So you'll angst
About his capture
Because your poor pride's oh so hurt,
But you know that he's much cooler;
He has a smurfing jar of dirt.

Don't touch that jar of dirt!

He's a pirate!
Not just any pirate!
Of the smurfing Brethren Court!

You can not stop him;
He gives not :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.
He has a turtle raft,
And some smurfing godly wits.
Take no prisoners!
Tie that noose on.
He only cares
Why the rum's gone.

He's got one shot,
And you bet your ass he'll use it,
But that bullet's got a name on it,
And it's not Jack anymore.
Now, it's all for ironic effect;
If not for that,
He'd kill Barbossa
With his mother smurfing hands.

He's a trickster.
He's a thief.
He's a mother smurfing pirate.
He's a bad ass;
He would kill you
If he weren't so smurfing drunk.
He would rape all the women,
But he quite prefers eunichs.
He's Jack Sparrow;
He would kill you,
But he's kinda passed out right now....

But for now he's moving on;
He's reached the denouement.
Hoist the sails then, and
Bring me that horizon.

That music piece is AWESOME MOGI!!! AWESOME I SAID!!! :kaoclove:

Score: 5/5


I dun like the part about raping, scares little PuPu. :(
Score: 2/5


Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: This is a quick drawing I did of Rantzien's Viking Helm! As you can see, it has the customary two horns, but our Rantzien has added a scary looking face to his helm to give the appearance of a demon protruding from his head!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0008.jpg

Team: Boys
Category: Art
Description: A tiki head I sculpted out of... well I forget what it's made of. But I made it myself! His mouth is gaping wide because he is hungry! Somebody give him some noms :(

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture0010.jpg

I remember that helmet from Psy's story I think! :bigsmile:

Score:2/5

That thingy you make is kinda adorable I will say! :bigsmile:

Score: 3/5


Team: Male
Category: WRITINGS/LITERATURE

There once was a frog
By the name of Rogg
He lived by a pond
Of which he was fond
One day on a lily
He was being quite silly
And with a little luck
He spotted a duck
The duck was red
His name was Ned
Rogg said “Gudday!
How goes your day?”
The duck replied:
“OK” and sighed
Rogg was not dumb
“You’re lying, chum!”
And said with a frown:
“You look quite down!”
Ned said “It’s true
I feel quite blue
I’ve lost my pet fly
A cute little guy
His first name’s Jack
...Jack Young... he’s black”
Rogg thought a bit
Then got his kit
“This mission I’ll take!
This promise I’ll make!
We’ll find your fly
By the first of July
Since it’s the thirtieth of June
That should be quite soon”
And off they went
Messages they sent
“If you’re a fly named Jack
Please to Ned come back”
Their journey was long
They sung many a song
And as the sun set
Ned sighted his pet
He yelled “Over here!”
And as Jack came near
Rogg shot out his tongue
And caught poor Jack Young!
But Ned was not thick
And took out his stick
Knocked Rogg on the head
And with Jack, he fled
Now all’s honky dory
And the moral of the story:
If pet fly caught by frog
Hit frog’s head with a log
And though frog untrustable
He’s definitely bustable!

Description: It's a poom I wrote!

Team: Male
Category: ART

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/dragonresized.jpg

Description: It's a dragon I drew!

My performance and photo entries will have to wait 'til later, I guess.

The poom thingy is kinda adorable!!! I like frogs and animals! :bigsmile:

Score: 4/5

The neck is kinda too long, remind me of a snake!! :bigsmile:

Score: 2/5

BTW, I didn't include the scores of Shiny's additional entries since the scores given by the two judges are more or less the same. Anyway, as long as it's Monda judging, we all know the score! :bigsmile:

Lastly, girls, I think we LOST. The boys WON. :(

But I will average the score up and see how things go!!! :bigsmile:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You can't announce that we won and then say you're going to average up the scores. :stare:

[Christmas]

I want to make myself feel good, I cannot accept the outcome nor the harsh reality. :mymelsad:

[NorthernChaosGod]

There, there, Christmas. Come here. :hug:

[Melissaur]

NO! *slaps NCG* :stare:

[Christmas]

I am so depressed now. I think I will lock this thread and pretend nothing happened.....:shifty:

[NorthernChaosGod]

NO! *slaps NCG* :stare:

Quit slapping me! :nonono:

[Melissaur]

:mymelbert: Stop giving me reasons to slap you.

[Aerith's Knight]

Yeah, if Christmas wants to live in the delusion that her gender can accomplish anything, let her!


..Oh wait..

[qwertysaur]

As a judge I must be impartial and I think an average would be the most fair to all. :quina:

[Agent Proto]

I am so depressed now. I think I will lock this thread and pretend nothing happened.....:shifty:

Does that mean I can call you THREAD CLOSING MONSTER? :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

WHO WON?

inb4 we are all winners here

[qwertysaur]

The qu team wins with 5 billion and 4 points :quina:

[NorthernChaosGod]

WHO WON?

inb4 we are all winners here

The men. :cool:

[Christmas]

WAIT PEOPLE TAKING THE AVERAGE OF

TOTAL SCORE/NUMBER OF ENTRIES PER TEAM WE HAVE:


TEAM
STOP POSTING ON THE INTERNET AND GET TO MAKING MY DINNER ALREADY


http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/1/7/9/11949849671589982655male_symbol_dan_gerhards_01.svg.med.png


28.8

TEAM
PINK NINJAS



http://www.clker.com/cliparts/5/3/9/6/11949849661308840073female_symbol_dan_gerhar_01.svg.med.png


29.4

WE WON GIRLS!!! WE WON!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! VICTORY IS OURS. THOSE STINKY BOYS CAN GO DRINK UP WHATEVER CRAP THAT IS INSIDE BLUES AGENT'S STINKY TOLIET AND ROT THEIR LIFE THERE!!!!

http://tennesseebillsotr.com/otr/WW%20II%20Posters%20&%20Pics/Victory%20Waits%20On%20Your%20Fingers.jpg



I am so depressed now. I think I will lock this thread and pretend nothing happened.....:shifty:

Does that mean I can call you THREAD CLOSING MONSTER? :bigsmile:

Not yet, I have yet to close the thread~~~~~~ And you better do something about your toliet! :mymeltitter:

[Aerith's Knight]

Now divide the total by the number of people who contributed.

[Agent Proto]

I said that is not my toilet! That belongs to my brothers and I don't live with them!


http://i50.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/fx4f47.jpg

[Melissaur]

Wow that IS a clean toilet! And I like your tp holder.

[Iceglow]

I bet Proots spent ages getting that toilet all cleaned up! I bet he even busted out the Cilit Bang!

[Shiny]

@Blues Agent: Yeah, but the wall behind it is filthy. D:

Congrats mah ninjas!

[Aerith's Knight]

Congratulations, now get back into the kitchen.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2294/2119560538_e9aa01c1c6_o.jpg

[Psychotic]

would've won if christmas hadn't cheated on my entry I am so furious with the internet right now literally I ACAN@T TTPY|OER TRPROPERLY TRHA T IS HOW ANG|YR Y I AM HWITH THIS SORUESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AUITRHGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a pretty cool event and I'm sure everyone had a lot of fun taking part. :)

[Melissaur]

>:{ Make your own damn sandwich!

[qwertysaur]

Will you make me a sammich? :quina:

[Raistlin]

How do you get averages of 28 and 29 when there's two entries per person and a max of 10 points per entry?

Also, it clearly states in the rules of the OP:


The team that got the highest overall score wins!

See, this is what happens when you guys come out of the kitchen.

[Aerith's Knight]

How do you get averages of 28 and 29 when there's two entries per person and a max of 10 points per entry?

Also, it clearly states in the rules of the OP:


The team that got the highest overall score wins!

See, this is what happens when you guys come out of the kitchen.

Now that I think about it.



TOTAL SCORE/NUMBER OF ENTRIES PER TEAM WE HAVE

This would be between 0-10.

Don't worry guys, I'll go calculate it.

edit: And now I think about it, an easy solution would be to divide by 3.5, because 3.5 judges gave scores between 1 and 10. But I'll go and check, just to be sure. You know how women are.

edit2: Shiny posted 4 entries, clearly against the rules.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I DEMAND A RECOUNT! :mad2:

[Christmas]

I dun how you professors count this but the boys submitted 15 entries and the girls submitted 10 entires. (I did not take into account of Shiny' additonal entries!). And I used the total score(yes that big total score) shown in the first page and divide it by the number of entires! :bigsmile:

See, easy? And the point is that we won and we keep our toliet clean! :bigsmile:

And AK, I give negative scores too you know. :bigsmile:



Originally Posted by THE RULES
The team that got the highest overall score wins!

See, this is what happens when you guys come out of the kitchen.

But...but.....we all agreed on average right people......:mymelsad:

[Raistlin]

I dun how you professors count this but the boys submitted 15 entries and the girls submitted 10 entires. (I did not take into account of Shiny' additonal entries!). And I used the total score shown in the first page and divide it by the number of entires! :bigsmile:

One (or both) of the numbers was clearly wrong for both parties. Total points/number of entries should give a number below 10 (the maximum point total per entry).


But...but.....we all agreed on average right people......:mymelsad:

The rules are the rules. If I wasn't allowed to have a mulligan on the mini-golf course when I was 5, then you can't change the rules to this halfway through either!

[qwertysaur]

10 is the max point total from ONE judge.

Actually it should be between -5 and 35. Because each entry can have a lowest possible score of -5 combining all 4 judges. (0 from AK, 0 from monda, 0 from me and -5 from Christmas) and 35 being a perfect score (10 from AK, 10 from monda, 10 from me and 5 from Christmas) :quina:

[Christmas]

432 = total score of boys

294 = total score of girls


10 = total entries of girl

15 = total entires of boys

432/15 = 28.8

294/10 = 29.4

See? :bigsmile:

Ya, my favorite qwertysaur got the idea! :bigsmile:

[Raistlin]

Oh, I should've realized "total points" included the unaveraged points for everything. Duh.

Regardless, it's all moot since it's a well known fact that women can't do math (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/18/national/18harvard.html) and so those results can just be ignored.

[NorthernChaosGod]

1. The rules stated total score.
2. This average is stupid.

[Christmas]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/aa77/Funneh/funny-pictures-super-angry-kitty-WQ.jpg

This average is stupid cause it is against you! :kaoangry:

How about we settle this with a final duel between the two Captains!? Since each captain had only submitted one entry. Get them to submit one more entry each and the captain that get the highest score wins automatically!?? :mad2:



THE FINAL FACEOFF?

http://blogs.thinkingtogether.org/tillmorning/files/2009/03/duel-cats.jpg
PSYCHOTIC
VS
SHLUPQUACK!??

[Shiny]

I think the male team should lose automatically for being completely chauvinistic and whiny. Take your loss like a man.



edit2: Shiny posted 4 entries, clearly against the rules.
Your face is against the rules. Besides, it doesn't matter because only my rap and picture were counted.

[Fujiko]

xD Yeah take it like real men!
Also, thank you Marshall Banana and qwertysaur for the top score! :love:




Team: Female
Category: Art

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/Fujiko11/saramangaart1.jpg

I missed this one, oops :quina:
Score: 10/10
There is a reason I nominated you for best artist :quina:

You nominated me for best artist? :flirt:

[Melissaur]

FUJI! Chat NOW!

[NorthernChaosGod]

We'll take it like men when you all get back into the kitchen and make us some fucking sammiches.

[Melissaur]

Ima poison you!

[Iceglow]

Knowing you women, if you tried to poison us you'd only end up going all blonde and poisoning your own food too. That or you'd use Talc powder and whilst it doesn't taste too great I am sure last time I checked it's not toxic.

[Christmas]

So, can we conclude that the girls are the winners and the boys should really work on their toliet cleaniness and hygiene, especially Blues'! :mymeltitter:


https://goldstamptech.bizland.com/survey/images/SDM-60204-12-girl-power.jpg

http://ttoes.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/winner-theme.gif

:kaoclove: PINK NINJAS!!! :kaoclove:

http://www.ohiok.com/img/i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/babyj3nb/yourcomment/girls-power/2.gif

IT HAD BEEN UPDATED IN THE FIRST POST!!! HURRAY!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! :kaoclove:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MurXmSEmQso/S7gj4AqDebI/AAAAAAAAASM/2D0JdpzprW0/s1600/GirlPower010.jpg