The Perfect Woman

[Shlup]

I present to you the perfect woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LfW15F0IkQ&playnext_from=TL&videos=hGy3y2XKEHY&feature=grec_index) (you can skip at least the first half).

Describe the perfect woman. Whether you be male or female.

[Rodarian]

The Perfect woman has the hair hat is darker than ebony

Skin as soft as a downy feather with the smoothness of butter

Eyes that can shame the stars in the sky

Lips that would make any man lose all will

A figure that is hers alone

She wiser than any maiden known in the northern hemisphere

She is graceful than any maiden to the south

Knowledgeable to the east

And wondrous in the west





Fujiko..... Empress of the Glittery... Queen of the Ethereal

[G13]

o_O What did you type into the search bar to find that :bou::bou::bou::bou: Shlup?

The perfect woman is not a sea vagina. The perfect woman is mute.

Seriously though, my perfect woman would be brunette with long hair, gorgeous, fit, smart, laugh at my jokes even when they blow, and she would have to be willing to wear a slave bikini Leia outfit at all times.

[~*~Celes~*~]

:heart:Mas-Mas:heart:

[PeneloRatsbane]

Perfect woman is imperfect, because otherwise she'd be a cyborg

[Mo-Nercy]

The perfect woman comes packaged with this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/monercy/jtl2dt-1.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

That upset me :( Why are they being mean to the sea vagina?

My perfect woman is an implant that lets me orgasm at the touch of a button, combined with a replicator from Star Trek.

[Christmas]

Top 10 | (http://www.perfectwomanproject.com/web/top-10/)

[Hythloday]

Whenever I think I've imagined the perfect woman an imperfect woman always waltzes in and steals my heart by more amazing than my perfect woman even with her charming flaws. So I've concluded that love isn't about finding the perfect woman it's about seeing the imperfect one perfectly.

Or, Katy Perry. Fuck you Russel Brand. :mad2:

[Peegee]

Asian
a pokemon fanatic
likes anime
video gamer

...lol I can't keep this up. The only woman I could love would be so bizarre she wouldn't exist ;D

[Cuchulainn]

The perfect woman needs to be Scarlett and she also needs to be Johansson

[Chris]

One who knows that I cannot read her mind, so she takes the time to show it.

"She does all the things to love me, that you were too much of a woman to do."

Perfect woman.

:jess:

[Aerith's Knight]

I don't have many traits, red hair is always nice..

But she has to be at least halfway intelligent. I can not stand another conversation with a woman that has the same amount of brain activity as a broomstick.

[Carl the Llama]

My perfect woman would have jet black hair about shoulder length big pretty eye's that you could just fall into preferably grey color eyes too, with looks like Hannah Martin (FHM France June) with a good brain in her head, someone who likes RPG's as much as I do with a good sense of humor and is loyal to her family and loved ones.

It wouldn't bother me if she doesn't cook to well as I love to work in the kitchen, also she has to be tidy... I like to keep my place neat and couldn't stand it if she was a slob.

I would also like to have a different opinion of the world then mine, someone who can deal with the odd difference of opinion here or there, basicly not a sheep agreeing with everything I say just to make me happy, I love women who know how to argue.

[Rye]

Poor sea vagina!

My perfect woman is Lamonda. Or else she would look like one of the girls from TaTu.

[Araciel]

She needs me just enough.

[Clo]

"A girl worth fighting for!"

There's no such thing as perfect, so I'll just enjoys all the awesome imperfect ladies over here. :tongue:

[Shlup]

That upset me :( Why are they being mean to the sea vagina?
I know right! Why the fuck would you pour soda on it??

Asian
a pokemon fanatic
likes anime
video gamer

...lol I can't keep this up. The only woman I could love would be so bizarre she wouldn't exist ;D

So why don't you just put on some lipstick and marry a mirror already. Jeez.

[Rantz]

She has to like playing Final Fantasy and indulging in sexual activities. AT THE SAME TIME

[black orb]

>>> Does not exist..:luca:

[Agrias]

is fujikoooooo~

[fire_of_avalon]

She tells me what I want to hear.

Also that's what bitches get. Spit on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'mma just get it out of the way and say Emily. :monster:

[Necronopticous]

Young and impressionable is a good start.

[Breine]

Natalie. Portman.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/natalie-portman-noise.jpg

[Shorty]

She has to like playing Final Fantasy and indulging in sexual activities. AT THE SAME TIME

Who does that?

To answer, though. Dita von Teese.

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/untitled-1.jpg

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff340/paty_reyes/Lola_Bunny_by_Shinkan_ken_Kodoku.png

[Rye]

Good answer, Sarah. I hope I look like Dita one day if I lose weight and go raven haired again. =O

[Psychotic]

Has toes.

[Agrias]

Has toes.

Toe fetish alert!!!

[Meat Puppet]

name starts with v or e depending on where you live

[Rodarian]

name starts with v or e depending on where you live

Veronica right!!

[Meat Puppet]

close but somehow also horribly wrong

[oddler]

Maybe she's good at farting on cakes, I don't know.

[Peegee]

That upset me :( Why are they being mean to the sea vagina?
I know right! Why the smurf would you pour soda on it??

Asian
a pokemon fanatic
likes anime
video gamer

...lol I can't keep this up. The only woman I could love would be so bizarre she wouldn't exist ;D

So why don't you just put on some lipstick and marry a mirror already. Jeez.

I never said anything about makeup. Women tend to suck at wearing make-up or putting on the right amount of perfume.

Oh wait you're trying to make fun of me. You're just jealous I'm Canadian