The Perfect Man

[rubah]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at :jokey:

[Rye]

The perfect man must make the perfect sandwich. He must be willing to get me coffee* for me when I'm sick. Must have a warped sense of humor to match mine. Must like fart jokes and must not be sensitive to small penis jokes (especially because I wouldn't make small penis jokes to people with small penises anyway!)

I have the perfect man. :kaoclove:

* this isn't a double standard thing! I fetch things for Huxley when he's sick, like cookies! It's a mutual thing. ♥

[Shiny]

http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/AndreTheGiantPicture.jpg

[black orb]

>>> Jesus?..:luca:

[Agrias]

= my husband. :3

[Cuchulainn]

= my husband. :3

Dagger through it Alice. Straight through.

[Agrias]

= my husband. :3

Dagger through it Alice. Straight through.

It was never meant to be. And stuff....

:monster:

[fire_of_avalon]

http://i30.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/fodaba.jpg

[Christmas]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/SToCdNpebLI/AAAAAAAAJv8/JKfLzoUmq4A/s400/perfect_man-5.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/STVoJ45rgUI/AAAAAAAAW_Q/sq6y_HEF2mo/s400/the_perfect_guy_1.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/STVoEBf3nnI/AAAAAAAAW_A/xYMgBpJFtkI/s400/the_perfect_guy_3.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/STVoEW-tg9I/AAAAAAAAW_I/C-YYMpDCNh8/s400/the_perfect_guy_2.jpg
http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/the-perfect-man/perfect-guy-4.jpg


Anyway, the perfect man should be the one that will love me more than I love him. :mymelheart:

[Jings]

He should also buy a shirt. Jeeeeez!

[Brunettepudding]

In my experience, and for me personally.

Someone who doesn't take everything seriously. Somebody who can make me feel comfortable around them. I don't give a :bou::bou::bou::bou: how they look as long as they aren't too... uh, messy? Personal hygiene is a must, obviously. Good sense of humor... uh, likes music? Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever. I love a guy who can come over when I have nothing to do, and just find things to do and talk to me. (: Also love a guy who isn't trying to hard to be something. Scene, emo, goth, gangster, what have you. That's just an immediate turn-off.

Uh... Yeah. :D

[Necronopticous]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
I'm at a loss.

[qwertysaur]

Necro pointed out one of the closest examples in another thread

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/132811-girl-time.html#post2868860

[Clo]

and is also good at :jokey:
Si, si, and also enjoys my pleasure more than his!

[Shiny]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black. :roll2

[NorthernChaosGod]

I listen to Eminem a lot, she thinks I'm trying to be black. :p

[Shiny]

That's silly especially since it's a white rapper.

[oddler]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at :jokey:

2/3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2G-DKOGFbc)?

[G13]

You're missing one crucial thing rubah. This thread lacks a sea penis. You're letting us all down.

[Iceglow]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at :jokey:look in the mirror

he is the perfect man

[blackmage_nuke]

In b4 Gaston

[Brunettepudding]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black. :roll2
Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap. :p
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

[Madonna]

You are rolling through a much wider world here, chica!

[fire_of_avalon]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

and is also good at :jokey:

2/3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2G-DKOGFbc)?
I take it back. oddler is the perfect man.

[rubah]

Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap. :p
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

now it comes off like you're saying black men aren't actually men :) Be careful!


sea penis
I had a dream one time...

[Hythloday]

Hugh Laurie.

No homo.

Just kidding, all homo, it's Hugh fucking Laurie.

[Aerith's Knight]

doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?

So basically a docile man? Yeah right.

You can say a lot about men, but at least we know what we really want (besides boobies, that's universal).

[Shiny]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black. :roll2
Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap. :p
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

"Barely anybody" -- meaning not everyone. :greenie:

How would listening to rap impress black people? You seem to know a lot about this subject. You should write a book dictating what impresses all black people and what doesn't.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I make it very easy for a guy to make me happy. I hear a lot of guys saying that us women think men are mind-readers, so I use key words, phrases, sometimes even just directly say what I'm looking for/what i need (the only times I don't directly tell them are the times when I'm not even sure myself what I want). There's no reason to keep them guessing unless you're being playful, even then, you gotta know when to stop! :p We women are seriously very complex creatures in their eyes, and so a little help goes a long way. Now, onto the subject matter~

The perfect man knows when to be gentle and when to be rough. Lets me take care of him, and takes care of me the same in return. Gets me the proper things when I'm not feeling well (I come with a recipe that I make sure to inform every guy of) because he knows I will do the same for him. Knows when to be sympathetic and when to give me advice (I use key words so he understands what I'm looking for). Isn't afraid to cuddle and be affectionate a lot (because I'm a very, very affectionate creature, giving more than receiving, but there are times I need it too) and isn't afraid to tell his friends about me. Isn't afraid to introduce me to his family, whether I'm nervous about it or not. Loves me even though i make quite a fool out of myself quite a bit :D Is willing to go through very great lengths for me, because he knows that I am so very willing to do the same for him at the drop of a hat.

I could go on and on, but I think I'll stop there xD

[fire_of_avalon]

The perfect man knows that when I say "Choke me out," I mean it.

[Laddy]

I can think of five.

[Cuchulainn]

I can think of five.

men or perfect things?

[Laddy]

Both.

[Cuchulainn]

Both.

fair dos.

[fire_of_avalon]

There is way too much chit chat and way too little things that make me think of the perfect man.

The perfect man, apparently, fits in with EoFF.

The perfect man is a geek with facial stubble... women's secret turn-ons revealed | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1251929/The-perfect-man-geek-facial-stubble--womens-secret-turn-ons-revealed.html)

[rubah]

I don't really know any women that would claim that they do like muscle men and don't like geeks. Did they actually ask women for these claims, or just go off stereotypes? xD

[Rye]

All the women I know who say they love muscley guys all end up going out with loveable geeks anyway. Everyone loves it when a cute girl is with a loveable geek. Like Zoey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard!

Another thing that makes Huxley a perfect guy is that he's not shy about my bad points, but even when he makes fun of me for them, I can tell he loves them in a way that he wouldn't change. Like my homicidal rage anger!

[rubah]

and your habit of farting on cakes

[Shiny]

Ewww, David Beckham. :onoes:

But Gerard Butler. :aimkiss:

[Rye]

That's not a negative point, rubah! It's one of my best qualities. :shobon:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever.
I'm at a loss.

lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black. :roll2
Oh, but my dear. Here, barely anybody who isn't black listens to rap. :p
Anyone who does is trying to impress the black people.

Wait, so what does it mean when if I listen to real rap and not Lil Wayne?

[Madame Adequate]

Define real rap. :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Immortal Technique, Del the Funky Homosapien, Hieroglyphics, Aesop Rock, Jedi Mind Tricks.

:doublecolbert:

[NeoCracker]

Immortal Technique, Del the Funky Homosapien, Hieroglyphics, Aesop Rock, Jedi Mind Tricks.

:doublecolbert:

I didn't know who any of those people were, so I looked up a song or two by each of them, and I must say it has been a while since I subjected myself to such a horrible string of music.

I'm going to clean my mind by listening to some good rap.

YouTube - Blu & Exile - Soul Amazin' (Steel Blazin') (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2HTQp8Flvc)

Now, the Perfect man doesn't exist. The man every women seems to want is a freakin' women, so you should all just become lesbians.

And then make a porn video and post it online.

[Rodarian]

I can think of five.

Hmmm I wonder who the five are! XD



and your habit of farting on cakes

WHAT.....:stare:

[Peegee]

Am I supposed to take this thread too seriously?

A 'perfect man' has three qualities that are sought after:

- good genes
- resauces
- wants to give you access to the above 2

A man who has the first two but is inaccessible to you is pretty useless to you =)

[Dignified Pauper]

Someone who's always on (of the corporate world)

[Shiny]

YouTube - Blu & Exile - Soul Amazin' (Steel Blazin') (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2HTQp8Flvc)

:bou::bou::bou::bou: is hot! :love:

[Tavrobel]

Based on my experience in hearing women describe the perfect man he must be loving, caring, funny, of constant but changeable personality, a listener, a master electrician, capable of teaching others, a carpenter, resourceful, a clinical psychologist, good with kids, capable of handling chores, consistent, persistent, have great foresight, assertive, of exemplary moral character, understanding of femininity, cultured, clean, organized, a fashion guru, capable of distinguishing between shades of colors, an excellent father, a lover, a thinker, a doer, an awesome cook, know how to use a grill, know how to taste wine, never forget birthdays, intelligent, at least moderately attractive, never forget anniversaries, never forget special occasions, deep, soulful, thoughtful, knowledgeable of interior design, masculine, stealthy, active, know when to be kind, know when to be mean, know when to be gentle, and know when to just get his rage on, always to know what to say when he needs to, mentally strong, physically strong, and successful. I think I may have missed something.

See, guys only expect women to be hot, smart, and to know how to cook and clean. Other than that, leave him alone.

[Madame Adequate]

If that was all it took I would be drowned in an ocean of women long ago.

[NeoCracker]

YouTube - Blu & Exile - Soul Amazin' (Steel Blazin') (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2HTQp8Flvc)

:bou::bou::bou::bou: is hot! :love:

Wow, listening to rap really DOES impress black people.

[Peegee]

Based on my experience in hearing women describe the perfect man he must be loving, caring, funny, of constant but changeable personality, a listener, a master electrician, capable of teaching others, a carpenter, resourceful, a clinical psychologist, good with kids, capable of handling chores, consistent, persistent, have great foresight, assertive, of exemplary moral character, understanding of femininity, cultured, clean, organized, a fashion guru, capable of distinguishing between shades of colors, an excellent father, a lover, a thinker, a doer, an awesome cook, know how to use a grill, know how to taste wine, never forget birthdays, intelligent, at least moderately attractive, never forget anniversaries, never forget special occasions, deep, soulful, thoughtful, knowledgeable of interior design, masculine, stealthy, active, know when to be kind, know when to be mean, know when to be gentle, and know when to just get his rage on, always to know what to say when he needs to, mentally strong, physically strong, and successful. I think I may have missed something.

See, guys only expect women to be hot, smart, and to know how to cook and clean. Other than that, leave him alone.


You forgot rich and available (or willing to spend on her) but I'll let that slide because we're too busy looking for hot smart girls who are available for cooking and cleaning.

[Araciel]

...is in the mirror.

[Peegee]

...is in the mirror.

Yeah my mirror

HEY STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF IT

[Rodarian]

Ladies....I give you the perfect man

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6s6CdLQRCP0/SUXZKln88UI/AAAAAAAAAVA/BxNce9v-gQc/s400/Al_Bundy.jpeg

[oddler]

Maybe from a man's point of view. :monster:

[Cuchulainn]

This thread is still open?

I'm the perfect man. Now close the thread and fuck off.

[Peegee]

This thread is still open?

I'm the perfect man. Now close the thread and smurf off.

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