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Iceglow
06-20-2010, 10:36 AM
sorry guys Quin and Paul are raping my computer right now....help wanted to get these pricks out of my flat?

Mo-Nercy
06-20-2010, 10:56 AM
Tell them your computer has STDs.

Jiro
06-20-2010, 11:34 AM
1. Call the police.

2. Kill them.

3. Grab Quin by the balls and crush him, before tearing them off and ramming them down Psy's throat.

4. Kill yourself.

5. Be naked.

6. Destroy all things with access to the internet.

Good luck!

Iceglow
06-20-2010, 11:56 AM
I'm naked right now. We all are. Does this arouse you, EoFF?

Rye
06-20-2010, 12:25 PM
On Eyes on Each Other? Really? >:(

Paul isn't giving you proper guidance, is he?

Zeldy
06-20-2010, 12:25 PM
This explains the PMs :p

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:30 PM
This explains the PMs :p

Did you get called a jew too?

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:34 PM
Fuck it seeing as they're drunk and breaking rules I'mma go aheaed and make this into a spam thread HWO IS WHITH ME

Zeldy
06-20-2010, 12:35 PM
This explains the PMs :p

Did you get called a jew too?

They're being RUDE to me! DIRTY BOYS

Iceglow
06-20-2010, 12:36 PM
\obody is drunk

This is all iceglow

aevrt from the PMs to Zeldy, that wasq Psyws2e3
7yh
2

tHI SI YTAKING QUIN A LORT OF EFFORT TO SZTOP! BAN ICEGLOW! STOP THISADNESS!

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:36 PM
Can I assume from your total silence and blank faces that you're all with me?

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:37 PM
\obody is drunk

This is all iceglow

aevrt from the PMs to Zeldy, that wasq Psyws2e3
7yh
2

tHI SI YTAKING QUIN A LORT OF EFFORT TO SZTOP! BAN ICEGLOW! STOP THISADNESS!
If you aren't drunk then you guys are fucking :bou::bou::bou::bou:, stop being pussies and get hammered or I will personally call you nancy boys

Fucking nancy boys

Shin Gouken
06-20-2010, 12:38 PM
This explains the PMs :p

Did you get called a jew too?

They're being RUDE to me! DIRTY BOYS

I'm quite enjoying the rudeness. There's squirrel shagging and stripping off for japanese men going on and honestly i'm a little turned on

Iceglow
06-20-2010, 12:38 PM
Shut up, Aussie ponce.

quIn fancies zeldy

PS: CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU MODS ARE TERRIBLE SERIOUSLY

Cuchulainn
06-20-2010, 12:41 PM
oooooo ic

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:43 PM
you dicks kicked me out for being too hard core and criminally. your'e the fucken ponces, fuckin wazzack

xXsarahXx
06-20-2010, 12:48 PM
Ahhh alcohol, got to love it :D

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:48 PM
i swear to gordon bennett i'm gonna kick quin in the left eyeball

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:50 PM
HWO IS WHITH ME

nobody it seems. billy no mates am i. WELL FUCK YOU QUIN I DONT NEED BILLY OR NO MATES

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:57 PM
YouTube - Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk)

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Jiro
06-20-2010, 12:57 PM
That's a cool and unknown filter

blackmage_nuke
06-20-2010, 01:01 PM
bagels for you
And I thought I was getting a bagel :(

Also
Suggestion: fire

Jiro
06-20-2010, 01:10 PM
these plonkers should be awarded silver punches to the chin for the stuff they're pming me its like they're uphill gardeners or summat

Iceglow
06-20-2010, 01:19 PM
Jiro, we can't help it you're just a filthy filthy man and we love it :bigsmile:

Jiro
06-20-2010, 01:27 PM
I'm still holding that one against you man(s)

Rye
06-20-2010, 01:28 PM
He said I have a huge NOSE!!! BANNED AND CLOSED THRAD FOREVER. :irked: