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Iceglow
06-20-2010, 10:36 AM
sorry guys Quin and Paul are raping my computer right now....help wanted to get these pricks out of my flat?
Mo-Nercy
06-20-2010, 10:56 AM
Tell them your computer has STDs.
1. Call the police.
2. Kill them.
3. Grab Quin by the balls and crush him, before tearing them off and ramming them down Psy's throat.
4. Kill yourself.
5. Be naked.
6. Destroy all things with access to the internet.
Good luck!
Iceglow
06-20-2010, 11:56 AM
I'm naked right now. We all are. Does this arouse you, EoFF?
On Eyes on Each Other? Really? >:(
Paul isn't giving you proper guidance, is he?
Zeldy
06-20-2010, 12:25 PM
This explains the PMs :p
This explains the PMs :p
Did you get called a jew too?
Fuck it seeing as they're drunk and breaking rules I'mma go aheaed and make this into a spam thread HWO IS WHITH ME
Zeldy
06-20-2010, 12:35 PM
This explains the PMs :p
Did you get called a jew too?
They're being RUDE to me! DIRTY BOYS
Iceglow
06-20-2010, 12:36 PM
\obody is drunk
This is all iceglow
aevrt from the PMs to Zeldy, that wasq Psyws2e3
7yh
2
tHI SI YTAKING QUIN A LORT OF EFFORT TO SZTOP! BAN ICEGLOW! STOP THISADNESS!
Can I assume from your total silence and blank faces that you're all with me?
\obody is drunk
This is all iceglow
aevrt from the PMs to Zeldy, that wasq Psyws2e3
7yh
2
tHI SI YTAKING QUIN A LORT OF EFFORT TO SZTOP! BAN ICEGLOW! STOP THISADNESS!
If you aren't drunk then you guys are fucking :bou::bou::bou::bou:, stop being pussies and get hammered or I will personally call you nancy boys
Fucking nancy boys
Shin Gouken
06-20-2010, 12:38 PM
This explains the PMs :p
Did you get called a jew too?
They're being RUDE to me! DIRTY BOYS
I'm quite enjoying the rudeness. There's squirrel shagging and stripping off for japanese men going on and honestly i'm a little turned on
Iceglow
06-20-2010, 12:38 PM
Shut up, Aussie ponce.
quIn fancies zeldy
PS: CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU MODS ARE TERRIBLE SERIOUSLY
Cuchulainn
06-20-2010, 12:41 PM
oooooo ic
you dicks kicked me out for being too hard core and criminally. your'e the fucken ponces, fuckin wazzack
xXsarahXx
06-20-2010, 12:48 PM
Ahhh alcohol, got to love it :D
i swear to gordon bennett i'm gonna kick quin in the left eyeball
HWO IS WHITH ME
nobody it seems. billy no mates am i. WELL FUCK YOU QUIN I DONT NEED BILLY OR NO MATES
YouTube - Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk)
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'
That's a cool and unknown filter
blackmage_nuke
06-20-2010, 01:01 PM
bagels for you
And I thought I was getting a bagel :(
Also
Suggestion: fire
these plonkers should be awarded silver punches to the chin for the stuff they're pming me its like they're uphill gardeners or summat
Iceglow
06-20-2010, 01:19 PM
Jiro, we can't help it you're just a filthy filthy man and we love it :bigsmile:
I'm still holding that one against you man(s)
He said I have a huge NOSE!!! BANNED AND CLOSED THRAD FOREVER. :irked:
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