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SuperMillionaire
06-22-2010, 07:23 PM
A few days ago, I was in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and the hotel I stayed at had a Hooters restaurant in there, and of course, the restaurant chain is known for having scantily-clad young women as waitresses. Then it popped into my head: I could picture Tifa working as a Hooters waitress, considering the provocative outfit she wore in Final Fantasy VII, and that she owned a bar there. Would you picture her being a Hooters waitress?

Clo
06-22-2010, 07:26 PM
Any female videogame character could be, they all have huge knockers and dress like fools.

Except Yuffie. She has tea cups. But she's supposed to be young or whatever.

BarelySeeAtAll
06-22-2010, 08:01 PM
Personally, I find it somewhat......odd, that you'd immediately think of Tifa dressed up as a waitress in some RL restaurant.

Fans and their fantasies :roll2

Tseng
06-22-2010, 08:15 PM
Hmm... She would be perfect! Not only is she sexy but she also has this innocent looking quality about her. Those make for the most provocative waitresses! She would have to make a killing in tips! Haha

-B

Depression Moon
06-23-2010, 03:03 PM
Any female videogame character could be, they all have huge knockers and dress like fools.

Except Yuffie. She has tea cups. But she's supposed to be young or whatever.

I don't know about all that. A lot of the FFs girls don't have large breasts, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Rydia, Quistis, Selphie, Rinoa, Beatrix, Garnet, Aeris, Penelo, Ashe, Fran, Lightning, Vanille, Fang, Freya.

Shiny
06-23-2010, 03:17 PM
I've never been in a Hooters so I can't tell ya.

oddler
06-23-2010, 03:20 PM
I've never been in a Hooters so I can't tell ya.

Me neither. Let's go be sheltered people and play VII, enjoying polygon Tifa the way she was meant to be enjoyed. Polygonly.

SuperMillionaire
06-23-2010, 06:58 PM
Anyone else been to Hooters or at least seen a restaurant up close?

Depression Moon
06-23-2010, 07:42 PM
My brothers took me out to Hooters on my 18th birthday, I was feeling kind of sick and the smell of the hotwings sort of made me feel queasy. My brother told me to man up and eat them and when I did three minutes later I threw up on the hooters girl.

SuperMillionaire
06-23-2010, 07:55 PM
Whoa...

G13
06-24-2010, 02:19 AM
Anyone else been to Hooters or at least seen a restaurant up close?

I saw a McDonalds once. Did you know they have chairs in there?

To be perfectly honest I've pictured Tifa doing many things but working at a Hooters was not one of them.

black orb
06-24-2010, 02:29 AM
>>> I have always pictured her as a pro wrestler diva..:luca:

Raistlin
06-29-2010, 02:04 AM
Couldn't any good-looking girl with big boobs be pictured as a Hooters waitress? Tifa is not special in that regard.

SuperMillionaire
06-29-2010, 07:25 PM
Well, she did work at a bar...

DarkBahamut
07-06-2010, 07:13 PM
Com'n guys. Her boobs aren't the only good thing about her. She's a kickass character and is really useful (and NOT for sexual measures.)

SuperMillionaire
07-07-2010, 08:04 PM
Indeed, Dark Bahamut. And when not fighting, she's also very nice and sweet too.

Depression Moon
07-07-2010, 10:31 PM
actually supermillionaire I was lying about the part where my brother told me to man up and I threw up on the Hooters girl.

DarkBahamut
07-08-2010, 02:26 AM
Indeed, Dark Bahamut. And when not fighting, she's also very nice and sweet too.
yah. I'm not saying she isn't a sexy beast. She shud be known for more than that tho. :cool: Nuff' said lol

Jiro
07-08-2010, 03:57 AM
It you mod her top orange then you can just pretend 7th Heaven is Hooters.

SuperMillionaire
07-08-2010, 06:18 PM
actually supermillionaire I was lying about the part where my brother told me to man up and I threw up on the Hooters girl.
Then what was the truth?


It you mod her top orange then you can just pretend 7th Heaven is Hooters.

Oh yeah, that's right; Hooters girls wear orange tops.

Depression Moon
07-08-2010, 06:38 PM
actually supermillionaire I was lying about the part where my brother told me to man up and I threw up on the Hooters girl.
Then what was the truth?


Me going out to Hooters on my 18th Birthday and getting sick when I smelled the hot wings.

SuperMillionaire
07-08-2010, 06:42 PM
And what about the Hooters girl?

razorrozar7
07-31-2010, 06:44 PM
Anyone else been to Hooters or at least seen a restaurant up close?

My stepsister WORKS for Hooters.

Bunny
08-02-2010, 01:47 AM
It should be noted that you don't need big boobs to work at Hooters.

SuperMillionaire
08-02-2010, 06:46 PM
Perhaps only "fairly large" boobs instead of "huge" boobs, then?

Bunny
08-02-2010, 08:33 PM
Nope.

Try "boobs".

oddler
08-02-2010, 11:30 PM
Seriously, try boobs. I'd recommend them.

SuperMillionaire
08-03-2010, 06:08 PM
What kind of boobs?

G13
08-03-2010, 10:52 PM
Natural boobs. Don't be fooled by cheap imitation boobs. And be especially wary of people trying to sell you used boobs. Get yourself a nice shiny new pair.

~*~Celes~*~
08-04-2010, 09:34 AM
I lol'd :lol:

I heard the only requirement was that your boobs touch the wall before your nose, in which case, I'd have snagged a job there in seconds flat.

However, when I went to celebrate my 18th, all the girls had like, B cups at the biggest. :( I was disappointed.

SuperMillionaire
08-04-2010, 07:12 PM
Double LOL

Perhaps then, in most cases, your natural breast size is best, but personally, I wouldn't want girls to have either overly-flat or overly-big boobs; I like them best right in the middle.

G13
08-04-2010, 09:40 PM
Ah, you don't want a sprained thumb, eh? I can dig it. ;)

SuperMillionaire
08-05-2010, 05:58 PM
Certainly not, Guardian.

champagne supernova
08-06-2010, 06:05 PM
YouTube - ‪Hooters Girl Barstool Beer Trick‬‎ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrElMOuaOY)

I think that it is the perfect woman.

On the topic, I don't recall Tifa being able to do that in the game.

SuperMillionaire
08-07-2010, 08:57 PM
Wow, that's great! And may I add that the girl in that video looks kinda like Tifa.