Why England will beat Deutschland

[Cuchulainn]

England will beat Deutschland because....eh....well Rooney..oh yea..he's been shi.....well Lampard & Gerrard in Mid...yea thats not gonna....oh Defoe is the size of an m&m and...yea...Crouch can head...ioh yea he always fouls the defence doesnt he..but...MILNER! He's not as :bou::bou::bou::bou: as we all thought I guess. Oh and John Terry throws himself to the ground heading noothing in particular! That's something to behold!

[Psychotic]

FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

1918-1945-1966!!!

5-1 Heskey scored a goal then! That is how bad they are!

Capello out - bring back TERRY VENABLES - an ENGLISH manager for the ENGLISH team!

Mesut Ozil... who the fuck is he? Never heard of him. Does he play for Doncaster or something? Bayern Munich would probably be relegated if they played in the Prem - BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD.

[Rase]

Hey, if you guys need us to help you out like the last time Germany gave you trouble, just holler.

[Psychotic]

And you just let us know if you need help with Ghana. After all, the last time you tried to take on a small nation without us didn't go so well. Still, Apocalypse Now was a pretty decent movie, so we can't write off Vietnam as a total loss.

[Laddy]

You guys couldn't even beat the USA or Algeria. Now Deutschland? LAWL

[Rase]

And you just let us know if you need help with Ghana. After all, the last time you tried to take on a small nation without us didn't go so well.
Last time we took one on with your help it didn't/hasn't gone so well either. :p


Still, Apocalypse Now was a pretty decent movie, so we can't write off Vietnam as a total loss.
Deer Hunter wasn't bad either. Jacob's Ladder's kinda "meh" though.

[Laddy]

Just sit down and drink your GODDAMN TEA.

[Madame Adequate]

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/Automilf/Wehrmacht1.gif

[BarelySeeAtAll]

Just sit down and drink your GODDAMN TEA.


You guys couldn't even beat the USA or Algeria. Now Deutschland? LAWL


Hey, if you guys need us to help you out like the last time Germany gave you trouble, just holler.

:( I feel like our nation is being bullied.

[Laddy]

Actually I'm 1/4 German so I am justified!

[BarelySeeAtAll]

No bullying is justified when you make a nation cry like that :(

[Laddy]

You made our nation cry when you denied us FREEDOM.

[champagne supernova]

Didn't the Americans start the War of Independence because they wanted to dodge taxes?

[Cuchulainn]

Didn't the Americans start the War of Independence because they wanted to dodge taxes?

yes.

It was white slave owners not wanting to pay their bills. They were happy enough to do it when they needed protection from the French though.

[Old Manus]

lol 3 lions wil beat german nazi's like we did 40 yaers ago EGNLAND TILL I DIE

[BarelySeeAtAll]

You made our nation cry when you denied us FREEDOM.


Someone had to do it :p

[seiferalmasy2]

I don't think the German side are unbeatable and I think there is a chance we will beat them. Sadly I don't think there is a prayer against Argentina.

[Rase]

:( I feel like our nation is being bullied.
I'm American, so bullying is justified. Right? That's what I was taught in school.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

You maketh me sad!

I was taught at school to hit bullies in their big fat noses :mad2:

[Psychotic]

Back page today: Beckenbauer ripping into England. Just gonna leave this here: :smug:

[champagne supernova]

This German side isn't as good as ones in previous World Cups. And Ozil is dangerous with his movement off the ball, but Gareth Barry is there to pick him up. I worry about Podolski & Klose against Terry + 1. Terry is a great defender, but Ferdinand is the perfect foil for him because, although lacking the bravery of Terry, he can see the play around him and position himself to prevent attacks. Upson/Carragher/King just can't.

I hope that Gerrard tucks in in the game, to provide some strength in the midfield, maybe allowing Rooney to play slightly wider on the left.

But I think England can beat this German team. On paper at least. Against Argentina. Good luck. You'll need it. Especially when Messi has an one-on-one against Johnson.

[Psychotic]

I don't know what your beef with Glenny J is, cs (although if you hated him for the name "Glenny J" I'd fully understand) but he's been one of the few England players who has played well so far.

[Agent Proto]

Good news everybody! England also have the Daleks' support in the World Cup!

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7469/englishdalek2801073052a.jpg
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[Psychotic]

That Dalek's "YOU DO NOT RE-QUIRE TEAAAAAA?" is still one of the best lines of 2010.

[champagne supernova]

I don't know what your beef with Glenny J is, cs (although if you hated him for the name "Glenny J" I'd fully understand) but he's been one of the few England players who has played well so far.

Would you want Messi having an one-on-one situation with Glen Johnson? Watching him play for Liverpool against talented wingers has always been an ... interesting experience.

[Psychotic]

To be fair, you also said Landon Donovan would have him and yet Johnson kept him pretty well shackled in that game. Thank god, too, the Yanks would've probably won if they'd got Donovan into the game.

Besides, Messi plays down the middle for Argentina. :p

[champagne supernova]

Messi > Donovan.

And who knows what Maradona's formation will look like. But I'm sure they'll start targeting that flank as the tournament goes on. Although Milner should provide plenty of cover if he retains his place.

[Laddy]

I'm just joking guys, I love England, our older sister. <3 I'll be rooting for you guys!

USA got so lucky, we're facing much more beatable teams!

[black orb]

>>> Everytime I see England playing this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uFWGALVF0Y) comes to my head..:luca: