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oddler
06-26-2010, 11:00 PM
Go weird people!


Cause you're a weirdo.

:choc2:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:02 PM
My god why do I keep coming back to this thing? I work and slave and you people don’t even give me the proper recognition I deserve! I mean how long have I been here, and not ONCE have I been nominated for Most Hardcore Gamer. I played freakin’ Bahamut Lagoon, Dual Orb 2, Live-a-live, and Treasures of Rudra. I bet you people don’t even know what those games are! Hell, I started of Agarest War on hard mode. I’ve owned every current generation console. I beat Sleeping Table in Persona 3 on hard mode! What does it take to be recognized as a badass? T-bagging people on Halo!?

Wait a minute, this really isn’t the topic at hand, is it? Come to think of it, what am I doing here? And why are you people just standing around there listening to my ramblings? It’s not like any thing important is going on, is it?

Actually, let me just check the date here and….

Oh wow, it’s Ciddies time already. I wonder what new awards are up this time? Hey, here is an interesting one, “Not notice winning this ciddie’, that sounds like one I’d at least be considered for. Let’s check the nominees, shall we?

There’s BG-57, blues agent, and….

WHERE THE HELL AM I? You know what, screw whatever plans you had originally made. What ciddie are we on, weirdest member? Guess what, whoever you had planned to do this speech, isn’t’ going to anymore. Instead you all get to hear me ramble on some nonsense, how do you like that one?

*Hears some whispers off stage*

So wait, I was suppose to be doing the weirdest member speech? Since when? What do you mean I agreed to this?

Well fine, I’ll do it anyway, but what exactly should I talk about? I mean theirs that one creepy euro guy on our list, the supposed ‘hard core’ gamer who likes to T-bag people. I mean, I guess that’s weird. And he does have a creepy walrus obsession.

Then there is that dude who makes theories. A lot of them. He probably has made more game theories then I have made coherent thoughts.

Then there’s the corgie loving hippy. And I think an Irish dude is in love with him.

I guess I could go into the dude who wears girl pants, and who may or may not be 12.

Then there’s the black chick. At least I recall her being black. Sparkly was it? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Then there is creepy guy. Really that can define any of the guys on this list, so I guess this descriptor really doesn’t help any, especially since you can’t just use the process of elimination, cause there are still two people left. But for lack of motivation, I declare them a single entity.

Really, I got nothing strange to share about any of these people. I don’t know why I bothered to agree to this. So, I guess I’ll just skip any pointless rabble and just give you the winner of the Weirdest Member.


27: Weirdest Member

You know, as I was writing this speech, the cursor that blinks to let you know where you're typing mysteriously went away.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l14uto1AZs1qz8z2ro1_500.png

I was once told that if you know where you're going, the facts don't matter, and the facts don't count. It just doesn't, as long as you know where to go and that you have a map on how to get there. That's a law of success: and it represents learning from those who have been before you if you really don't know, and that if you have a goal, or a dream, you can get there.

But sometimes, these people are just plain weirdos. No one gets what they're thinking, and no one gets what they plan to do. It's just baffling, confusing, and in all manners, just... wtf? srsly

I'm sure each one of them is weird in their own, unique ways, but I don't imagine that if we are voting on the idea, then it takes one to know one?

Evastio
Future Esthar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rodarian
Shiny

See, people say that weird has a negative connotation. So, if I talk about it, I think I'll get in more trouble than it's worth. All I can say is, they are a combination of anti-social tendencies, odd methods of thought, seclusion, and too much time being different, simply because of reputation. Who cares about the glamour? I could be in my own universe now.

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:04 PM
:shiny:

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
I normunated someone else for this, but they didn't go through. :(

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
Post.

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
PUSH BABY PUSH! GET THAT THING RUNNING

EDIT:
I normunated someone else for this, but they didn't go through. :(

:Oo:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
Those who didn't make it...
Rodarian...................9
Evastio....................7
Psychotic..................6
Laddy......................4
Shiny......................3
NorthernChaosGod...........1
RSL........................1

Levian
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
quirky little sun smiley

Madonna
06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
"I need posts so I can push and push and get things through!" - Loony BoB

oddler
06-26-2010, 11:08 PM
quirky little sun smiley

How many second accounts do you have, qwerty?!

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:09 PM
The cactus or the guy making theories about the cactus...

How many second accounts do you have, qwerty?!


Edit: The square root of -4 :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:09 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar



Hypoallergenic Cactuar....15
Future Esthar.............13

Agent Proto
06-26-2010, 11:10 PM
That weirdo. Why'd I befriended him in the first place again? xD J/k Ilu man.

BarelySeeAtAll
06-26-2010, 11:10 PM
WELL DONE WEIRDO!!! <3

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:10 PM
quirky little sun smiley
you need to post the image itself to scare me :doublecolbert:

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:11 PM
qwerty, Levian, Shiny, and Lightening are all the same people.

oddler
06-26-2010, 11:11 PM
Seeing the name in such big letters, I finally figured out the inspiration for it. :choc2:

HC, woo.

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:11 PM
Is this awesome? yes/no

oddler
06-26-2010, 11:12 PM
Y

Tavrobel
06-26-2010, 11:12 PM
Edit: The square root of -4 :p

So you have two imaginary fake accounts.

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:12 PM
Is this awesome? yes/no
doorknob pie :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:13 PM
Funniest Member
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: Psychotic and Quin

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Kyle
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Quin
Rantzien
Sagensyg
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Meat Puppet
Genius Lynx: Psychotic
Shiny: Quin
Jiro: Quin
Breine: Quin
Blues Agent: Psychotic
Raistlin: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Psychotic
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Kyle
Rantzien: Psychotic
~*~Celes~*~: Psychotic
Psychotic: Quin
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
Miriel: ShlupQuack
Del Murder: Psychotic
theundeadhero: Psychotic</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (8/16, 50%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Quin (4/16, 25%)

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:13 PM
I was asking the guy himself :p

<tt>Invalid command</tt>

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:13 PM
Paul is awesome at making me giggle, SO GO PAUL

Then again, so is Loony Boob at the moment..

Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:14 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar33568_4.gif

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:14 PM
Edit: The square root of -4 :p

So you have two imaginary fake accounts.
Yes.

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:16 PM
I want Quin to win for predictions sake, but I voted for Kyle.

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:16 PM
Gooo Meat puppet!

Old Manus
06-26-2010, 11:17 PM
import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
* Speech for Ciddies summer 2010
* category helpful techy
*
* @author qwertysaur
* @version 6.20.10
*/


public class HelpfulTechy extends Ciddie{

/**
* fields
*/


private Arraylist<Nominee> NomineeList;
public Host AwardGuy;

/**
* Constructor for this speech
*/


public HelpfulTechy(){
NomineeList = new ArrayList<Nominee>;
NomineeList.add(new Nominee FlyingMullet);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee LoonyBoB);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee Mirage);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee o_O);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee Rantzien);
printBlurbs();
giveCiddie();
}

/**
*method to print the speech blurbs
*/


protected void printBlurbs(){
System.out.println("Here is a little info about each nominee");
FlyingMullet.print();
LoonyBoB.print();
Mirage.print();
o_O.print();
Rantzien.print();
}

/**
* method to award the ciddie
*/


protected void giveCiddie(){
String winner = "";
int temp = 0;
for(int index = 0; index < NomineeList.size; index++){
int count = NomineeList.get(index).getVoteCount();
if (count >> temp){
temp = count;
winner = NomineeList.get(index).getName();
}
}
AwardGuy.awardCiddie(winner);
}
}
-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:18 PM
xD

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:18 PM
import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
* Speech for Ciddies summer 2010
* category helpful techy
*
* @author qwertysaur
* @version 6.20.10
*/


public class HelpfulTechy extends Ciddie{

/**
* fields
*/


private Arraylist<nominee> NomineeList;
public Host AwardGuy;

/**
* Constructor for this speech
*/


public HelpfulTechy(){
NomineeList = new ArrayList<nominee>;
NomineeList.add(new Nominee FlyingMullet);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee LoonyBoB);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee Mirage);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee o_O);
NomineeList.add(new Nominee Rantzien);
printBlurbs();
giveCiddie();
}

/**
*method to print the speech blurbs
*/


protected void printBlurbs(){
System.out.println("Here is a little info about each nominee");
FlyingMullet.print();
LoonyBoB.print();
Mirage.print();
o_O.print();
Rantzien.print();
}

/**
* method to award the ciddie
*/


protected void giveCiddie(){
String winner = "";
int temp = 0;
for(int index = 0; index < NomineeList.size; index++){
int count = NomineeList.get(index).getVoteCount();
if (count >> temp){
temp = count;
winner = NomineeList.get(index).getName();
}
}
AwardGuy.awardCiddie(winner);
}
}
-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch
It's for the same reason I used a public field :p
</nominee></nominee>

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:19 PM
In this speech, I will make fun of Meat Puppet. Read on if this interests you!

In choosing EoFF's funniest member, there are many things to consider. However, as we all know, the only real way of measuring how funny someone is, is by the reputation feature. "Helpful", the description says? Helpful to someone who has AIDS from not laughing enough, maybe! "Constructive", it says? Constructive... for my diaphragm! Therefore, your reputation is the only accurate measure of your funniness. More specifically, getting repped by Meat Puppet? Makes you a high roller, baby. It's like playing poker with a wildcard.

I'm now going to abuse my admin powers to invade on everybody's* privacy! Hold on to your hats!!!
* mostly Meat Puppet's


blackmage_nuke is one of those guys who would probably have been a CK by now if he had a funny name like Black Mage Puke instead so people didn't mistake him for a newbie. His reputation status? Cold! Although the reps he has gotten has shown a fair amount of satisfaction. But here's the kicker... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! This is his judgement:

Thread had potential but instead birthed lots of failed jokes. Repping for potential though
Pretty insensitive comment, Meat Puppet! Nice going!


Del Murder is funny! He told a joke back in '07 that I'll never forget! Ha ha ha! His reputation status? Oooh, ice cold. I won't mention the amount of people who have repped him in the last 6 months out of respect for the man, but let me give you a hint: they can be counted on three fingers. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Better luck next time, Del? :greenie:


Flying Mullet has that funny monkey with glasses as his avatar. His greatest comedic achievement? I think so. His reputation status? Cold again! One of those he gave himself using a second account. Oh Mullet, if you wanted a higher reputation, all you had to do was ask. :shobon: But! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes!

this is what I am like in bed
Do we want to know what post that was left for? I think we'll leave that one alone. Ignorance is bliss!


Kyle is that guy who hides in the shadows until he comes out to make a post that's bound to make you either laugh or cry. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/emo.gif His reputation status? Yet another cold! Might Kyle be too emo for us all? Hey, but at least he made that creepy ass video where he talked about EoFFers to a stuffed alien! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/rain.gif


Meat Puppet himself? This could prove interesting! Let's see what we have. His reputation status? Hot as hell! Meat Puppet has in fact racked up one of the highest reps around. From this you'd think he was the certain winner, but... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Looks like you're out of luck, champ. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/gatorshrug.gif


Psychotic is a usual suspect for this award. Then again, Hitler was a usual suspect for, uh, being a pretty cool guy? By the people who voted for him, I guess? Yes yes, I know! Hitler analogies are all the rage! They're the best! His reputation status? So hot! While most people are lucky to get one person repping a funny post, this guy gets three people repping one of his! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! But it was for a serious post. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/sad.gif


Quin more like Quinnuendo! Yep, most of the jokes here are either sex related or regarding bodily functions. Very classy. Typical brit! His reputation status? Kinda hot-ish! I guess some people enjoy his lewd creations! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! Might he have a chance? How atrocious if so!


Rantzien funny? B- but he's Scandinavian! I think we all know Scandinavians are almost Russians, and the only funny thing about Russians are those hats (http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/oliverhopwood/2006/01/22/hat_3.jpg). His reputation status? Lukewarm! While not entirely freezing, it's hardly comparable to the above three. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Pretty loser-ish, Rantzien!


Sagensyg is short and black (it never gets tired! LOL!). Plenty of humour potential there, as anyone who watched Diff'rent Strokes will attest to. His reputation status? Oh dear. Oh dearie me. Antarctica. I mean, I guess, since he haven't posted much... Nah, let's attribute it to his race and small stature as well. Ha ha ha! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. :greenie:


ShlupQuack is... a girl? As a Funniest Member finalist? Did someone do the math wrong? Her reputation status? Lukewarm. About the same temperature as her heating pad. Has she been repped by Meat Puppet? No. What did you expect :lol:


Ah well! That's the last 6 months of reputation for some supposedly funny members of EoFF! Now to see who the kuh-razay voters has brought forth as their champion!

Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:20 PM
Edit: Best formatted speech? ^


-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch

xD

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:21 PM
I like the pretty colors in that speech :p

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:22 PM
Lulzworthy!

Levian
06-26-2010, 11:22 PM
colors

I'm drawn to them

Agent Proto
06-26-2010, 11:22 PM
That was a very entertaining speech, Rantz. Job well done.

Raistlin
06-26-2010, 11:24 PM
I won't mention the amount of people who have repped him in the last 6 months out of respect for the man, but let me give you a hint: they can be counted on three fingers.

First speech to actually make me laugh out loud.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:25 PM
FEEDING SMITZY!!!

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:26 PM
WE BUILT THIS CIDDIE ON ROCK AND ROLLLL~~~

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:26 PM
I WAS JUST FEEDING MYSELF!

oddler
06-26-2010, 11:26 PM
God, guys. Del Murder for Most Underrated in December. :(

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06-26-2010, 11:27 PM
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Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:29 PM
Those who didn't make it...
ShlupQuack.................9
Del Murder.................8
Kyle.......................7
Flying Mullet..............4
Meat Puppet................4
blackmage_nuke.............3
Rantzien...................3
RSL........................1
Sagensyg...................1

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:29 PM
FEEDING SMITZY!!!

PICTURES PLEASE! :D :D :D

Levian
06-26-2010, 11:30 PM
*waits for the gay pride parade to pass to cross the street*

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:32 PM
Go quin!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:33 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic



Psychotic.................11
Quin......................10

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:33 PM
:lol:

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:33 PM
Another one of my predictions loss by one vote. :(

Levian
06-26-2010, 11:33 PM
here comes the sweepmaster!

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:33 PM
Psychotic always wins :mad:

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:34 PM
wooo~~~

I'm ready for you, Paul :aimkiss: *prepares*

Cuchulainn
06-26-2010, 11:35 PM
well it did fall on the two genuinely funniest members here so i'm ok with that

Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:36 PM
Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny in their own ways!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:37 PM
Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Kyle
Quin
Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Christmas
Genius Lynx: Christmas
Shiny: Christmas
Jiro: Christmas
Breine: Christmas
Blues Agent: Christmas
Raistlin: Christmas
Tavrobel: Christmas
</td><td width=""50%"">Goldenboko: Kyle
Rantzien: Christmas
~*~Celes~*~: Christmas
Psychotic: Christmas
Sir Lancealot: Christmas
Miriel: Rantzien
Del Murder: Christmas
theundeadhero: Christmas</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (14/16, 88%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Kyle and Rantzien (2/16, 13%)

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:37 PM
We all know Christmas won this one. :p

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:37 PM
Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny (looking) in their own ways!

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:38 PM
Yay VMers!

Cuchulainn
06-26-2010, 11:39 PM
Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny in their own ways!

Ys they're all equal but some are more equal than others.

Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:39 PM
Kyle needs to win this one at least once in his lifetime! But yeah, this is probably that landslide one xD

Tavrobel
06-26-2010, 11:39 PM
This is why I turn off my Visitor Messages Usernotes.

Lawr
06-26-2010, 11:41 PM
Good job, Psyboy! I liked the speech too. I will have to top it in December.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:42 PM
I still remember my first visitor message, way back in the day. Ever since, I've had crazy amounts of fun popping in people's profiles at random and leaving messages. Silly, happy, cheer-you-ups, any kind depending on the situation. It always leaves a fuzzy feeling with me when someone messages back or messages me first! Makes my day so much sunnier~

EoFF, you have nominated the following for best visitor messager:

Christmas - Oh man, she's so brilliantly random! I always love hearing from her :D

Kyle - To be honest, I don't think I've messaged with him, but he's adorable, so I bet his messages are too! <3

Quin - So brilliantly amusing that it's fantastic :D

Rantzien - Such a sweetheart, also very funny.

To be the best visitor messager requires skill and perserverence! Also sexy legs but we won't go there :D So, who has what it takes, EoFF? YOU decide!

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:45 PM
that's a cute speech :p

Shlup
06-26-2010, 11:46 PM
Third for funniest? Sweet.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:47 PM
Those who didn't make it...
Kyle.......................7
Quin.......................5
RSL........................1

Raistlin
06-26-2010, 11:47 PM
I'm sure it's no coincidence that after you post some pictures, your votes for Sexiest go down, but your votes for Funniest go up. :p

EDIT: to Shlup.

Marshall Banana
06-26-2010, 11:48 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/Cinnamoroll/fuwafuwa_06.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:48 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas



Christmas.................39
Rantzien...................8

Levian
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
yikes!

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Usernotes.
Never forget.

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Yay Christmas! I figured she'd sweep at some award.

Freya
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Congrats!

Raistlin
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Holy crap.

Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
Aww hell naw what's up dawg I didn't just beat Kyle for this again :(

Edit: Whoa that was a landslide indeed xD

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
that was expected :p

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:49 PM
that's a cute speech :p

thank you! :jess:

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:50 PM
xD 8 posts at the same time. (9 if you incluse the forums posting celes's twice because it got confused)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:51 PM
Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Melissaur
Rantzien
Roogle
rubah

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: rubah
Genius Lynx: Roogle
Shiny: Melissaur
Jiro: Rantzien
Breine: rubah
Blues Agent: Melissaur
Raistlin: rubah
Tavrobel: rubah
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Roogle
Rantzien: rubah
~*~Celes~*~: Melissaur
Psychotic: rubah
Sir Lancealot: rubah
Miriel: rubah
Del Murder: rubah
theundeadhero: Roogle</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (9/16, 56%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Melissaur and Roogle (3/16, 19%)

As per tradition (and sense), the revelations for Best Chatter will be done in #eoff before here.

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:55 PM
WE LOVE YOU #EOFF! !

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:55 PM
Oh to be one of the few who actually venture deep into the throes of the dungeons of #eoff dom, where nothing ever makes a lick of sense. But in all honesty, that's kind of the rule of #eoff: there are no rules. But that's okay, we all come out of it barely alive! :D

Here are the suspects candidates for BEST CHATTER IN ALL OF #EOFF LAND:

Melissaur: #eoff's sweetheart. Always ready with <3s and lots of love, so very fun to chat with! Also has a beautiful baby <3 I love you LISSA

Rantzien: feeds Fujiko too much glitter, but that's okay, we love it when she sparkles. He's very Sweedish and fun to chat with! I love you, Rantzy Pantzy~

Roogle: Oh lordy, where to start! Roo is the man behind Dokal, which is an epic event loved by all! You can't participate if you don't tell him your full name and show you a picture of yourself, though. I LOVE YOU ROO

rubah: The leading lady of Dokal, also fun to chat with. Lets Lola talk to us from time to time. Likes tentacles. I LOVE YOU RUBAH

Who do YOU choose, Face Ketchum?!

Marshall Banana
06-26-2010, 11:55 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/Cinnamoroll/fuwafuwa_05.gif

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:55 PM
#EOFF misses you Resha!

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:56 PM
go rubah!

BarelySeeAtAll
06-26-2010, 11:56 PM
Makes me wish I went on chat more just to witness these heroes in action :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:57 PM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Melissaur



Melissaur.................16
Roogle....................14
rubah.....................14
Rantzien..................12
RSL........................1

Shiny
06-26-2010, 11:58 PM
Blues Agent, Celes, and me were the only ones to predict that. Good job guys!

Tavrobel
06-26-2010, 11:58 PM
omg I was going to post that I knew the winner already, but then I come back, hit "Reply" and here was AG's post.

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Rantz
06-26-2010, 11:58 PM
Congrats to the winner! :-*

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:58 PM
Yay Mellisaur :p

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:58 PM
:heart:

theundeadhero
06-26-2010, 11:59 PM
Which puts you in a 3-way tie for second.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-26-2010, 11:59 PM
Best Spammer
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki
Christmas
Del Murder
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Meat Puppet
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Quin

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Baloki
Genius Lynx: Christmas
Shiny: Meat Puppet
Jiro: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Breine: Quin
Blues Agent: Old Manus
Raistlin: Quin
Tavrobel: Quin
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Rantzien: Quin
~*~Celes~*~: Baloki
Psychotic: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Sir Lancealot: Quin
Miriel: Old Manus
Del Murder: Quin
theundeadhero: Hypoallergenic Cactuar</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Quin (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Hypoallergenic Cactuar (4/16, 25%)

qwertysaur
06-26-2010, 11:59 PM
Baloki left his fursuit in this speech, and I really don't know where it has been so I'm writing around it, so bear with me. Baloki has a knack for making threads that scream to be closed, usually referring to an inside joke about BoB that he forgot to tell others about before making it. Rumor has it that his goal in life is to have one reach the second page of posts before foa beats up the thread for not making sense.

EDIT: This speech originally is in separate posts. I'll put all of them together for sake of making it easier to read all of them together. Under the spoiler


Baloki left his fursuit in this speech, and I really don't know where it has been so I'm writing around it, so bear with me. Baloki has a knack for making threads that scream to be closed, usually referring to an inside joke about BoB that he forgot to tell others about before making it. Rumor has it that his goal in life is to have one reach the second page of posts before foa beats up the thread for not making sense.

Christmas is here again bring Ciddie HATE to all the lands of EoFF. Using the power of HATE Christmas does bring a ton of fun events for all to enjoy, she also has a strong habit to post whatever she feels, a lesson learned from one of her mentors, Quina. Usually when posting she has one of three expressions. , , and . Sometimes all three at once!

Del Murder, the second in command of the Spam Brigade, a group which was before this writers time. Another student of Quina, this member enforces the right to spam. Unless it's Baloki, who's spam even he purges because he does not understand the furry spam ways.

1000 needles! Hypoallergenic Cactuar has a degree in this art, and each ping is minor, but the buildup will cause much damage very quickly. Unfortunately he is currently lost searching for pudding. Call him back with the power of Jumbo cactuar!

Meat Puppet has a way with posts. Read one way, they are the path to enlightenment. However, most can not see that, and as such spam is the only definition that can be given them.

NorthernChaosGod is using a recipe that is perfect for spam. 50% whats on his mind. 50% Attraction to boobies. 50% Chaos. a potent mix sure to make a lot of posts.

Old Manus is forever lock in battle with Christmas. He spams with a cause, to fight her is an epic battle not fit for mortal eyes.

Quin is this awards other hyper spammer, along with the cactus. His strongest attack, crossdressing is his secret. To be saved for when the picture thread least expects it.

Agent Proto
06-26-2010, 11:59 PM
Obligatory filler spam.

~*~Celes~*~
06-26-2010, 11:59 PM
afkl;asdfl;asjklfasfsdfjkl;af

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
Christmas is here again bring Ciddie HATE to all the lands of EoFF. Using the power of HATE Christmas does bring a ton of fun events for all to enjoy, she also has a strong habit to post whatever she feels, a lesson learned from one of her mentors, Quina. Usually when posting she has one of three expressions. :bigsmile:, :kaoclove:, and :mymelbert:. Sometimes all three at once!

Agent Proto
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
You're doing it wrong! :nonono:

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
My hair smells good.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
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qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
Del Murder, the second in command of the Spam Brigade, a group which was before this writers time. Another student of Quina, this member enforces the right to spam. Unless it's Baloki, who's spam even he purges because he does not understand the furry spam ways.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

Marshall Banana
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/mariomisc/boshi.gif

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
1000 needles! Hypoallergenic Cactuar has a degree in this art, and each ping is minor, but the buildup will cause much damage very quickly. Unfortunately he is currently lost searching for pudding. Call him back with the power of Jumbo cactuar! :cactuar:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:00 AM
One man. One voice. One love. Not Bono.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
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qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
Meat Puppet has a way with posts. Read one way, they are the path to enlightenment. However, most can not see that, and as such spam is the only definition that can be given them.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
NorthernChaosGod is using a recipe that is perfect for spam. 50% whats on his mind. 50% Attraction to boobies. 50% Chaos. a potent mix sure to make a lot of posts.

Marshall Banana
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/mariomisc/YoshiColors.gif

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
I LOVE CAKE AND ICE CREAM AND KITTIES AND SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS AND CLOTHES FRESH FROM THE DRYER AND GOOD SMELLING CANDLES AND CUTE THINGS AND ADORABLE THINGS AND FRANKLIN AND SOFT HAIR AND PRETTY COLORS

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
DON'T YOU WORRY

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:01 AM
Old Manus is forever locked in battle with Christmas. He spams with a cause, to fight her is an epic battle not fit for mortal eyes. :manus:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
bet you were expecting Quin's speech to be here right?

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
And this is the quality of spam today. It is depressing.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
NOTHING BEATS A GOOD OL BUBBLEBATH EITHER FOR PERFECT RELAXATION AND SOAKING IN THE WATER FEELS SO GOOD AFTER A LONG DAY OF STRESS AND UPTIGHT ATTITUDES

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
Quin is this awards other hyper spammer, along with the cactus. His strongest attack, crossdressing is his secret. To be saved for when the picture thread least expects it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
YOU AMKE ME HAWT ALL OVER

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:02 AM
IF THIS IS WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Del Murder.................8
NorthernChaosGod...........6
Old Manus..................6
Quin.......................6
Meat Puppet................5
Baloki.....................3
RSL........................1

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
LOVE ME FOREVER BABY

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
I'LL BE READY

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
I LOVE EVERYONE

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
"Normunated" - Celes

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
i'll be ready

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:03 AM
AND EVERYTHING

Tavrobel
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
You guys are bad at this.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
NEVER YOU FEAR

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
I SMURFING LOVE

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
no don't you fear

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
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~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:04 AM
There once was a boy named Alfie. One day, he married his sister. The end.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
I'LL BE READY</>

Agent Proto
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
Award Guy -> :hux:

Tell your sisters:

<img src="http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7115/1259559849881.jpg">

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
FOREVER AND ALWAYS

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
19:04 allie and always had ffxi in their nick, like an away
19:04 allie p something?
19:05 Noah Plitzskin?
19:05 Noah Or something like that
19:05 Noah Trying to think who he actually was
19:05 allie yeah
19:06 Noah He was fairly "old"
19:06 Noah Honestly there are not that many people in here who were here 10 years ago
19:06 Noah 10 years, jesus. That's fairly depressing
19:06 Noah Oh, tav would count I guess
19:07 Award_Zombie ?
19:07 Noah Actual proper tav though
19:07 Tavrobel ?
19:07 Noah Not Tavrobel, whoever he/she is

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
Bangladesh Bond

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:05 AM
I'M ALWAYS HERE

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:06 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar



Hypoallergenic Cactuar....17
Christmas..................9

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:06 AM
:cactuar:

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:07 AM
congrats~

Agent Proto
06-27-2010, 12:07 AM
That was disappointing.

I'm sorry for having taken part in this fail-fest for a spam-fest.

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2010, 12:07 AM
Congrats...if that's a good award to win? :P

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:08 AM
Best Poster
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack

The Nominees
Big D
Christmas
Clo
I'm my own MILF
Levian
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Quin
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: ShlupQuack
Genius Lynx: Psychotic
Shiny: I'm my own MILF
Jiro: Raistlin
Breine: I'm my own MILF
Blues Agent: Meat Puppet
Raistlin: Quin
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Big D
Rantzien: I'm my own MILF
~*~Celes~*~: ShlupQuack
Psychotic: Meat Puppet
Sir Lancealot: I'm my own MILF
Miriel: Psychotic
Del Murder: Psychotic
theundeadhero: ShlupQuack</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: I'm my own MILF (5/16, 31%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic and ShlupQuack (3/16, 19%)

Tavrobel
06-27-2010, 12:08 AM
Where they supposed to be talking about Tavaryn?

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:09 AM
I thought I predicted Psychotic for this. How odd.

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:09 AM
Probably.

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:10 AM
Here we go! http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Cuchulainn
06-27-2010, 12:10 AM
Bangladesh Bond

Bangladeshi Bond...get it right

Madame Adequate
06-27-2010, 12:10 AM
It's my time to shine sparkle! :hux:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:10 AM
Best Poster! These people know how to post themselves some posts! So, to give them respect, I have created a poem for all to share about EoFF’s posts.

Posts.
Some smart.
Some dumb.
Some funny.
Some lame.
Posts.
Some long.
Some short.
Some nice.
Some mean.
Posts.
Different parts.
Same body.
Makes up.
Our forum.

I wrote it myself! :bigsmile:

I would write something about each poster, but their eloquence is beyond my simple mind, as it does not involve corgis, Survivor, or men. So I’ll just let them feel a small sense of satisfaction for being in nominated for this award.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:11 AM
I'm going to pretend page 13 doesn't exist beyond the final 10 posts :p (Using 50 posts per page)

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:11 AM
Deutschland, Deutschland, take me to Deutschland!

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:12 AM
It least that poem wasn't about him playing with himself.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:13 AM
Those who didn't make it...
I'm my own MILF............9
Psychotic..................7
Christmas..................6
Levian.....................6
Meat Puppet................5
Quin.......................3
Big D......................2
Clo........................1
RSL........................1

In a completely unpredictable contest, it's Raistlin vs. ShlupQuack!

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:13 AM
Bangladesh Bond

Bangladeshi Bond...get it right

No.

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:13 AM
Haha, oh great.

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:13 AM
Was it a tie-breaker vote?

Aerith's Knight
06-27-2010, 12:13 AM
I was away for five hours! Is this still going on? xD

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:14 AM
:eek:

Madame Adequate
06-27-2010, 12:14 AM
I beat Paul, so that's really enough to make me a happy man for a long time :hux:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:14 AM
I can tell you now that yes, hero, this was a tie-breaker vote.

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:14 AM
No. No it is not still going on.

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:14 AM
It looks like my "bottom bitch," as South Park put it, has brought in a lot of good votes. She was certainly a worthwhile addition.

EDIT: were we seriously tied at the end of voting? xD

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:15 AM
this ciddie sounds delicious :quina:

Agent Proto
06-27-2010, 12:15 AM
This feud going between Raistlin and ShlupQuack has gone to the next level in these Ciddies. I'm afraid for the future of their relationship.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:16 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Clo :p

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:16 AM
Counseling therapy.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:17 AM
In answer to your question, Raistlin, yes, you seriously were tied at the end of regular voting. You seriously required tie-breakers. You're seriously nuts.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:17 AM
They say opposites attract.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:17 AM
Shlup won because Raistlin's "Best Poster quote" in sig is pretentious.

rubah
06-27-2010, 12:18 AM
you guys are horrible spammers, btw.

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:18 AM
That's hilarious. The people you selected for tie-breakers were probably biased to Shlup, but that's fine, since all the votes come to me anyway and she just gets her cut.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:18 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Raistlin



Raistlin..................17
ShlupQuack................16

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
Joy!

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
It looks like my "bottom bitch"


my "bottom bitch"


"bottom bitch"

Madame Adequate
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
Sig update inc. for Wes.

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
Hah, and I don't even need my pimp skills! Yet another domination.

Marshall Banana
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/princesspeach/pm_01.gif

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
*Raistlin rushes to make a new quote in his sig*

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:19 AM
:eek:

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:20 AM
Second predictor now has a 4-way tie.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:20 AM
I....

... :cry:

rubah
06-27-2010, 12:20 AM
Well-deserved, Raist :]]

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:21 AM
This is more horrible than the Holocaust.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:21 AM
Best Writer
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Guardian XIII

The Nominees
Guardian XIII
I'm my own MILF
Jiro
Mogi
Rebellious Eagle

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Guardian XIII
Genius Lynx: Guardian XIII
Shiny: Guardian XIII
Jiro: Guardian XIII
Breine: Jiro
Blues Agent: Mogi
Raistlin: Guardian XIII
Tavrobel: Guardian XIII
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Mogi
Rantzien: Guardian XIII
~*~Celes~*~: Guardian XIII
Psychotic: Guardian XIII
Sir Lancealot: Guardian XIII
Miriel: Guardian XIII
Del Murder: Guardian XIII
theundeadhero: Mogi</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Guardian XIII (12/16, 75%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Mogi (3/16, 19%)

Rantz
06-27-2010, 12:21 AM
That one won't soon be forgotten, I imagine!

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:21 AM
This is worse than the Holocaust.
:stare:

Dignified Pauper
06-27-2010, 12:22 AM
Shlup was beat by her arch nemesis.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:23 AM
21: Best Writer

Someone once told me that everyone needs soap and shampoo. Someone else once told me that people need food, space, and that they have a drive for recognition. Some people release their emotional tendencies by physical exertion, some by mental exertion. And some people just plain write.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_it_works.png

Mr. Munroe, that is not writing, but that's okay, because it's a math joke. Psst, he forgot the variable of integration.

To hell with the Arts degrees, I'm an engineer. I'll make enough to make you write for me, right up until you write a best selling book, and right up until I need to write my thesis. That's a good two years of your usefulness, so get crackin'. But, in any case, I'm not quite so much of someone who likes reading, but I have found that it is a necessary skill when it comes to other people. Gee, if only we learned how in first grade.

One of them wrote something about penis jokes, I'm sure another was a personification of scientific phenomena, and the rest was probably a short story or poetry, something about emoing it up hard, a girl he's stalking, or the pain of waiting only to be met with pleasant surprise. If someone else wants to handle the "corrections," they can feel free, but if anyone bothered to check the FYC thread, they'd know right away without having to really check. Writers don't get recognized.

In fact, they should just go on strike right now!


Best Writer

Welcome. I remember the days when Best Writer was the Behold The Void show! Oh good times! Since his departure from the Eyeson scene, EoFF has had to rely on new talent to make the asshole of the internet the Writer's Corner habitable. Here are the Shakespeares of EoFF, if Shakespeare was decided by a studio audience that nominates members, Guardian XIII, I'm my own MILF, Jiro, Mogi, Rebellious Eagle. Oh god, what do I say now? Um. Uh. Something, something, something, Darkside. Something, something, something, complete. The winner is...!

Cuchulainn
06-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Bangladesh Bond

Bangladeshi Bond...get it right

No.

:(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Mogi.......................9
I'm my own MILF............6
Rebellious Eagle...........6
RSL........................1

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:25 AM
For the record, here is one of the pleas Shlup sent out for votes near the end:


You haven't voted for the Ciddies yet!! I will help you and vote for you, just forward this to Award Guy. It'll take like four seconds and you will be my heeeerooooooo!!!


My Ciddies Votes:
22. ShlupQuack

Pllleaaaassseee, [name redacted]? :whimper: (Private message. It's the principal of the thing. ^_^)

All to no avail!

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Good to know that our writers are well appreciated. :)

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:26 AM
For those that are wondering, which is probably 3.2 people, the correct answer to the problem in Tav's speech is (1/3)x<sup>3</sup> + C, assuming the constant of integration is x.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:26 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Guardian XIII



Guardian XIII.............20
Jiro......................11

Rantz
06-27-2010, 12:29 AM
Congrats! :D

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:29 AM
Go write an acceptance speech. 3000 word minimum. :colbert:

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:30 AM
Double spaced for correcting errors.

Kishi will be the one correcting it.

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:31 AM
For those who wish to know about predictions:

Raistlin~ 15
Shiny~ 14
Jiro~ 14
Celes~ 14
Miriel~ 14
Tav~ 13
Rantz~ 13
Briene~ 12
Qwerty~ 12
Psy~ 12
tuh~ 11
Blues Agent~ 10
Lynx~ 10
Miriel~ 10
Boko~ 9
Sir Lancelot~ 6

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:31 AM
Go write an acceptance speech. 3000 word minimum. :colbert:

Doublespaced too with works cited.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:32 AM
Best Artist
Last winner: black orb
Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb
Imperfectionist
Jirito
Pete for President

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Pete for President
Genius Lynx: Jirito
Shiny: black orb
Jiro: Pete for President
Breine: black orb
Blues Agent: Jirito
Raistlin: black orb
Tavrobel: black orb
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: black orb
Rantzien: black orb
~*~Celes~*~: Pete for President
Psychotic: black orb
Sir Lancealot: black orb
Miriel: Pete for President
Del Murder: black orb
theundeadhero: Pete for President</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: black orb (9/16, 56%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Pete for President (5/16, 31%)

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:32 AM
For those who wish to know about predictions:

Raistlin~ 15
Shiny~ 14
Jiro~ 14
Celes~ 14
Miriel~ 14
Tav~ 13
Rantz~ 13
Briene~ 12
Qwerty~ 12
Psy~ 12
tuh~ 11
Blues Agent~ 10
Lynx~ 10
Miriel~ 10
Boko~ 9
Sir Lancelot~ 6
How does Miriel have 10 and 14 predictions?

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:33 AM
Black Orb is really good but I would like to see someone knew win this time around.

oddler
06-27-2010, 12:34 AM
Aww hell naw what's up dawg

xD

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:34 AM
Go write an acceptance speech. 3000 word minimum. :colbert:

Doublespaced too with works cited.
If the works cited is not perfect MLA style then Del Murder will enforce your legs until it is.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:35 AM
Black Orb is really good but I would like to see someone knew win this time around.
:|

Rantz
06-27-2010, 12:35 AM
My only predictions goal is to keep doing better than Psychotic!


Black Orb is really good but I would like to see someone knew win this time around.

Yep!

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:35 AM
Don't you know Miriel and Del are the same?

Raistlin~ 15
Shiny~ 14
Jiro~ 14
Celes~ 14
Del~ 14
Tav~ 13
Rantz~ 13
Briene~ 12
Qwerty~ 12
Psy~ 12
tuh~ 11
Blues Agent~ 10
Lynx~ 10
Miriel~ 11
Boko~ 9
Sir Lancelot~ 6


If you don't like my spelling fix it yourself.
The real miriel didn't have her vote counted in the previous tally.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:36 AM
Don't you know Miriel and Del are the same?

Raistlin~ 15
Shiny~ 14
Jiro~ 14
Celes~ 14
Del~ 14
Tav~ 13
Rantz~ 13
Briene~ 12
Qwerty~ 12
Psy~ 12
tuh~ 11
Blues Agent~ 10
Lynx~ 10
Miriel~ 11
Boko~ 9
Sir Lancelot~ 6
now Miriel's score randomly increased!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:37 AM
Best Artist

Best Artist. Black Orb. Yep. Went there. With that said Imperfectionist, Jirito, and Pete for President are those running to ruin his streak. Who paints like Picaso? Who photos like... photocaso? Or maybe who makes the best naked marble scupltures. The winner is...

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:37 AM
Pete for President! GO GO GO

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:37 AM
Pete for President! GO GO GO

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:38 AM
Pete for President! GO GO GO

Cuchulainn
06-27-2010, 12:38 AM
Black Orb is really good but I would like to see someone knew win this time around.
:|

you think you are in a position to correct anyone after your unability to remember the last letter in names (Bangladesh Bond and Indian Jones)?

Play your position.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:38 AM
Don't you know Miriel and Del are the same?

Raistlin~ 15
Shiny~ 14
Jiro~ 14
Celes~ 14
Del~ 14
Tav~ 13
Rantz~ 13
Briene~ 12
Qwerty~ 12
Psy~ 12
tuh~ 11
Blues Agent~ 10
Lynx~ 10
Miriel~ 11
Boko~ 9
Sir Lancelot~ 6


If you don't like my spelling fix it yourself.
No.

Tavrobel
06-27-2010, 12:38 AM
now Miriel's score randomly increased!

What the hell is going on, TUH?

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:39 AM
Black Orb is really good but I would like to see someone knew win this time around.
:|

you think you are in a position to correct anyone after your unability to remember the last letter in names (Bangladesh Bond and Indian Jones)?

Play your position.

Inability. /kishi

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:39 AM
Her vote didn't get counted because I thought it was added when I really added it to Del Murder's.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:39 AM
Just like to say a big thankyou to the likes of ~*~Celes~*~, Blues Agent, Agrias, Marshall Banana, Freya, Levian, Blues Agent, Shiny, Necronopticous, Genius Lynx and Jessweeeeding for the voice chat so far tonight. Remember, anyone who wants to join, just send a Yahoo! Messenger message (and you will need a Yahoo! ID) to loony_bob. It's mucho fun and I don't know how many more drinks I can handle. xD

Melissaur
06-27-2010, 12:40 AM
I MISSED IT ALL!!! How could I?

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:40 AM
:heart: We love you, AG~

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:40 AM
I wish I could join, but I have to be quiet, because Hux's parents are sleeping and have to be up at 3 am for a day trip! Aiii! :(

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:41 AM
Her vote didn't get counted because I thought it was added when I really added it to Del Murder's.
well now the tally is not in descending order of correct prediction numbers :p

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:41 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Jirito....................12
Imperfectionist............6
RSL........................1

Agent Proto
06-27-2010, 12:41 AM
Thanks for listing me twice, Award Guy!

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:42 AM
I fail to care.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:42 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
black orb



black orb.................23
Pete for President........15

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:43 AM
Completely unsurpsing. He is a good artist though.

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:44 AM
Good job, black orb. :) Feel proud.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 12:44 AM
Congrats~

oddler
06-27-2010, 12:45 AM
unsurpsing

HO MY DGO.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:47 AM
At least mine was from typing fast and not knowing the difference between in and un. :monster:

Rantz
06-27-2010, 12:47 AM
I can't believe you guys are making so many spelling erorrs! :nonono:

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:47 AM
How the hell am I leading in predictions now? I was doing terribly.

Also, congrats, Guardian, on Best Writer. You deserve it for having a story with me in it.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:47 AM
Best Signature
Last winner: I Took the Red Pill
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Del Murder
I'm my own MILF
Jessweeee♪
Psychotic
Quin
Raistlin
Rye

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>qwertysaur: Jessweeee♪
Genius Lynx: Jessweeee♪
Shiny: Jessweeee♪
Jiro: Quin
Breine: Quin
Blues Agent: Del Murder
Raistlin: Raistlin
Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Quin
Rantzien: Jessweeee♪
~*~Celes~*~: Rye
Psychotic: Jessweeee♪
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Miriel: Psychotic
Del Murder: Jessweeee♪
theundeadhero: Psychotic</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Jessweeee♪ (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic and Quin (3/16, 19%)

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:48 AM
Yeah, 'cause the k key is nowhere near the n key, is it?

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:48 AM
We go everydayyyy.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 12:49 AM
19: Best Signature

It would seem that the signature is one of the most important parts that a user uses to identify himself, in the eyes of the community. In fact, one of the finer things to be learned about rhetoric and formal argument, is that an image is defined by its words, but that the meaning of words can also be defined by the images that accompany it.

Imagine that, that people can know who a person is, based on how they portray themselves! Wow! I mean, someone could ""appear"" to be Christina Aguilera and not actually look like her at all! Wow! Twice for emphasis!

There isn't much else to say here, but I can let you figure it out for yourself.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/del.gif
A classic, but that's because people think that the Godfather is a good movie.

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/Automilf/germanflag-1.png
Although I figure his signature is really for his Barry Manilow one. ("http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/132712-can-anyone-remember-who-im-describing.html")

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/jesse053/hiimdaisyp4.jpg
I've seen this fine ass white girl naked, too.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/northkorea.jpg
7-0.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7669/sealquin.png
Where'd Samuel L. Jackson go?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/raistlinmdbanner.png
He's also a better poster than Shlupquack.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/rewrite-2.png
You know, she looks different. She's still Asian, but she's no Utada.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 12:49 AM
I can't believe you guys are making so many spelling erorrs! :nonono:

:lol:

This voice chat has BoB singing and drunk.

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 12:54 AM
*Post for AG*

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 12:55 AM
Go ♪

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 12:56 AM
My sig has never gotten the respect it is due. Rye definitely did an excellent job.

Melissaur
06-27-2010, 12:56 AM
Yay! Let's go! :love: