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Quina
06-27-2010, 05:54 AM
I'm sorry, Award Guy can't come to the phone right now, because he's been banned. That's what you get for having <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/award%2Bguy.html">nudity in your profile</a>. Don't worry though, I, Award Qu, will finish the Ciddies for him. So where were we? Oh, right...








Worst Member
Last winner: ???
Nomination Leader: Award Guy

The Nominees
Award Guy
buttsex
Loony BoB
PuPu
Raistlin

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%">
<td>qwertysaur: buttsex
Genius Lynx: Loony BoB
Shiny: Raistlin
Jiro: Award Guy
Breine: Raistlin
Blues Agent: Award Guy
Raistlin: Loony BoB
Tavrobel: PuPu
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Raistlin
Rantzien: Award Guy
~*~Celes~*~: Award Guy
Psychotic: buttsex
Sir Lancealot: Raistlin
Miriel: Raistlin
Del Murder: Award Guy
theundeadhero: Award Guy</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Award Guy (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (5/16, 31%)

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 05:55 AM
Again, WHAT ABOUT WOLF?

Now that AG was banned I'll never know :kaocry2:

Quina
06-27-2010, 05:55 AM
Eyes on Final Fantasy has many members, but only one unfortunate soul can be the worst. It's a hard award to take, but somebody has to do it! Ok, on to the nominees...

Raistlin - Raistlin is the little pest of the forums, but not like a bug or a rat, more like a...cartoon mouse. His antics can be amusing at times and it's funny to see him trade blows with his catty arch rival (Shlup). So it makes you forget for a moment that he is actually a disease-ridden rodent.

PuPu - A recently bannned member, PuPu pissed a lot of people off with his incessant arguing and flaming. He is most commonly known for posting images that make fun of the people he's debating with, and denying that he has ever broken any rule ever on EoFF. No, posting a giant image of an anime character lauging at the person you just quoted, that's not flaming at all...

Loony BoB - This one is probably Psychotic's doing. The other nomination probably came from smittenkitten after he left the seat up too many times. BoB is actually a pretty good member, and in fact probably the best member ever (don't tell him I said that). He does take things here a little too seriously sometimes, so hopefully getting nominated for this award doesn't make him cry. According to his own <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-archive/30974d1261505400-presenting-eoff-christmas-drama-bob-chart.jpg">pie chart</a>, he shouldn't be nominated for this award. We'll see what the voters think!

buttsex - I honestly don't know why this guy was nominated. Who doesn't like a little buttsex? Next please...

Award Guy - Who can hate that Ciddies guy? Many can, and I'll tell you why. For years he's been rigging these awards, giving them to his friends and whoever else provides sexual favors for his perverted fetishes (you do not want to know where Sean's gold head has been). On top of all that corruption, he had the audacity of removing two of the most unique awards from this year's Ciddies: Best Post and Best Thread. He claims that not many people wanted to keep this award but look at these testimonials from the Events Committee:


I like best post and thread!


Best Post and Best Thread are two of my favorite awards. Never get rid of them.


Who would be foolish enough to remove Best Post and Best Thread?


When Ciddies time rolls around, I like to fondly look over the posts and threads of the last 6 months, reflecting on good times had. It's one of my favorite things to do at EoFF.


Remove Best Post and Best Thread and <b>you will be sorry</b>.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 05:56 AM
Del, you are amazing. :D

Jiro
06-27-2010, 05:56 AM
Come on, Award Guy! Do my predictions proud!

Psychotic
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
This one is probably Psychotic's doingGuilty as charged. This guy is truly terrible!

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
Nah, this is all Del.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
Nice try Del Murder.

Rantz
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
:hyper:

Quina
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
Those who didn't make it...
Raistlin......................6
PuPu..........................5
buttsex.......................2


Down to Award Guy and Loony BoB...

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 05:57 AM
Excellent speech, Del. You're making me want to root for AG now.

Jiro
06-27-2010, 05:58 AM
Nah, this is all Del.

:( Jiro for most underrated member

Psychotic
06-27-2010, 05:58 AM
COME ON LONNY

TAKE IT HOME

I BELIEVE

fire_of_avalon
06-27-2010, 05:58 AM
A CLEVER RUSE HAS OCCURRED.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
06-27-2010, 05:58 AM
Psh. There's a reason you didn't win Most Powerful Member.

Wolf Kanno
06-27-2010, 05:59 AM
Revelations time!

I am secretly the second account of RSL. That's right my children, I never left you, I just became a jaded gamer. :cool:


















































































































Not Really...

Ace Protorney
06-27-2010, 05:59 AM
Where's RSL's usual vote for Worst Member?

Jiro
06-27-2010, 05:59 AM
Do you believe you can fly so high

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 05:59 AM
Award Guy shall pay for his removal of Wolf from best Male :bigsmile:

Quina
06-27-2010, 05:59 AM
And the Ciddie goes to...
Award Guy



Award Guy................25
Loony BoB................24


That's what you get for not giving the people what they want!

Jiro
06-27-2010, 06:00 AM
Jumping the gun :O

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 06:00 AM
Yay, AG, you definitely deserved it!

EDIT: Aw, I feel honored! :love:

Timekeeper
06-27-2010, 06:00 AM
Congrats Award Guy, you earned it!

Psychotic
06-27-2010, 06:00 AM
BULL:bou::bou::bou::bou:

BULL FUCKING :bou::bou::bou::bou:

Lonny is truly the worst member of all time, of all time.

I have never demanded a Ciddies recount until this moment! :colbert:

Quina
06-27-2010, 06:00 AM
And now for the main event of the evening...

Best Member
Last winner: Raistlin
Nomination Leader: Raistlin

The Nominees
Raistlin
Raistlin
Raistlin
Raistlin
Raistlin

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%">
<td>qwertysaur: Raistlin
Genius Lynx: Raistlin
Shiny: Raistlin
Jiro: Raistlin
Breine: Raistlin
Blues Agent: Raistlin
Raistlin: Raistlin
Tavrobel: Raistlin
</td><td width="50%">Goldenboko: Raistlin
Rantzien: Raistlin
~*~Celes~*~: Raistlin
Psychotic: Raistlin
Sir Lancealot: Raistlin
Miriel: Raistlin
Del Murder: Raistlin
theundeadhero: Raistlin</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Raistlin (16/16, 100%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: RSL (0/16, 0%)

theundeadhero
06-27-2010, 06:01 AM
I'm really a thirteen year old girl who sometimes posts pictures of her older brother in the picture thread.

Shiny
06-27-2010, 06:01 AM
Welp, that was gayer than Liberace.

Timekeeper
06-27-2010, 06:01 AM
C'mon Raist!

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 06:03 AM
And Worst Member Award Guy justifies his award all the more by interrupting the real show!

Del Murder
06-27-2010, 06:04 AM
Congrats Award Guy and Raistlin!

EDIT: What the hell Jiro? You weren't supposed to post the real speech yet. You ruined everything! I'm glad I voted for Cuchulainn!

rubah
06-27-2010, 07:35 AM
:bored:

Del Murder
06-27-2010, 08:08 AM
:quina:

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 08:35 AM
:quina: :quina: :quina:

Rye
06-27-2010, 12:05 PM
Raistlin - Raistlin is the little pest of the forums, but not like a bug or a rat, more like a...cartoon mouse.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mister Adequate
06-27-2010, 12:07 PM
WHO WON DAMNIT?!

Rodarian
06-27-2010, 12:14 PM
Raistlin - Raistlin is the little pest of the forums, but not like a bug or a rat, more like a...cartoon mouse.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahahaha and Shlup is what, the lady with the broom!

Jiro
06-27-2010, 03:08 PM
Congrats Award Guy and Raistlin!

EDIT: What the hell Jiro? You weren't supposed to post the real speech yet. You ruined everything! I'm glad I voted for Cuchulainn!

Award Guy was back and that didn't go with my speech where it is stated that he is dead! I got edgy man, I got edgy!

Del Murder
06-27-2010, 06:50 PM
I didn't actually vote for Cuchulainn. I may have even voted for you. :aimkiss:

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 07:39 PM
Also Award Qu made ONE big mistake. I voted for Quina best member. :quina:

Cuchulainn
06-27-2010, 07:46 PM
i still have no idea how i wnon best male. I'm an absolute dick. Seriously, look at my posts, I'm an arsehole.

There may have been vote stealing.

On a side note any straight male that uses lip balm must never be trusted.

NeoCracker
06-27-2010, 07:49 PM
If you don't look at it as 'which male member here is a favorite and over all jolly guy' and instead look at it as 'which member here is the best at being a male' your winning makes perfect sense.

Jiro
06-28-2010, 07:21 AM
I recall posting in the "what would you do if you met such and such a member" thread once and saying if I met Cuch he would teach me how to be a real man. I called it :cool: