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Rye
06-27-2010, 06:06 PM
Welcome to the first bi-annual post ciddies best speech award!

We can't let the Ciddies fun go all away already, can we? People work so hard making such nice speeches, and we want to give some recognition to this hard work!

In this thread, we will discuss our favorite speeches from this Ciddies. Soon we will put up a For Your Consideration post with all of the Ciddies speeches listed (under a cut!) so that you will be able to review all of the speeches before voting.

Basically, this is the form for voting. You vote for the absolute best speech, second best speech, and third best speech.



First Best Speech: (Best Award Speech) - by (Speech Writer)
Second Best Speech: (Second Best Award Speech) - by (Speech Writer)
Third Best Speech: (Third Best Award Speech) - by (Speech Writer)

PM this to me, Rye!

I'm looking forward to seeing who has written EoFF's favorite speeches. Thank you for all participation and enjoy! :)

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 06:14 PM
I highly approve of this idea. We had some excellent speeches this time around, some of which stuck out so much I am already 95% sure who I'm going to vote for the day after the Ciddies even before the FYC post (though I'll look through that first).

Do you want us to simply vote for the award for which the speech was given?

Rye
06-27-2010, 06:18 PM
Good question. I'd appreciate the award name and the name of the speech maker. Like "Best Member - Jiro & Timekeeper" for example, if you thought that was best. And then put down "Award - Speech Writer" for the one you thought was second best, and whatever for the third best speech. I'll put that into the original post now. Thanks!

Del Murder
06-27-2010, 07:02 PM
I think an award should also be given to whoever managed to read all those speeches. No, that's probably too easy since you all are a bunch of freaks. It should be given to whoever managed to read every post in the revelation thread. In real time. BoB doesn't count.

NeoCracker
06-27-2010, 07:08 PM
Bah, now I'm going to have to dig through those speeches to remember which one I liked most.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 07:38 PM
I think an award should also be given to whoever managed to read all those speeches. No, that's probably too easy since you all are a bunch of freaks. It should be given to whoever managed to read every post in the revelation thread. In real time. BoB doesn't count.
I was reading them from the revelation of cry while watching the expendables all the way until the end. EVEN the best spammer speech spamfest :bigsmile:

Clo
06-27-2010, 07:47 PM
Someone needs to post for considerations, because I can't remember who wrote the speeches I like, and I'm afraid to approach that giant, Godzilla thread. :(

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 07:51 PM
Sent my votes in! :jess:

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 08:29 PM
1. Best Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873939-post1149.html)
Worst Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873901-post3.html)
2. Best Male (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873872-post1116.html)
3. Best Female (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873839-post1086.html)
Forums staff highwind (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873816-post1066.html)
4. Best Admin (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873796-post1051.html)
5. Best Cid's Knight/Angel (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873805-post1058.html) (qwerty version)
5. Best Cid's Knight/Angel (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873776-post1035.html) (Goldenboko version)
Site Staff Highwind (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873764-post1025.html)
6. Best Site Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873734-post1009.html)
7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873713-post992.html)
8. Best Veteran (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873693-post976.html)
9. Best Regular (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873670-post959.html)
10. Best Newbie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873650-post943.html)
11. Nicest Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873623-post920.html)
12. Evilest Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873591-post892.html)
13. Sexiest Male (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873555-post862.html)
14. Sexiest Female (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873534-post847.html)
15. Cutest Male (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873513-post828.html)
16. Cutest Female (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873483-post806.html)
17. Best Custom Rank (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873464-post788.html)
18. Best Avatar (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873441-post770.html)
19. Best Signature (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873374-post717.html)
20. Best Artist (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873374-post717.html)
21. Best Writer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873350-post696.html)
22. Best Poster (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873305-post657.html)
23. Best Spammer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873240-post595.html)
24. Best Chatter (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873226-post582.html)
25. Best Visitor Messager (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873201-post564.html)
26. Funniest Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873166-post532.html)
27. Weirdest Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873131-post502.html) (there are two here, pick one I guess :p)
28. Worst Username (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873105-post479.html)
29. Best Returning Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873074-post456.html)
30. Most Powerful Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873042-post432.html)
31. Most Informative Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2873006-post411.html)
32. Most Productive Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872976-post387.html)
33. Most Underrated Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872920-post345.html)
34. Most Improved Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872884-post316.html)
35. Most Missed Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872864-post298.html)
36. Most Hardcore Gamer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872831-post275.html)
37. Most Helpful Gamer (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872796-post250.html)
38. Most Helpful Techy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872765-post227.html)
39. Most Helpful Member (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872735-post204.html)
40. Cutest Couple (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872704-post176.html)

Most Likely To…
41. Become a Cid's Knight (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872679-post155.html)
42. Get Banned (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872659-post137.html)
43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872642-post124.html)
44. Not notice winning this Ciddie (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872613-post101.html)
45. Be Scruffy, the janitor (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872589-post81.html)
46. Wait for a stop sign to say 'go'. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872574-post70.html)
47. Cry while watching The Expendables (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872556-post53.html)
48. Be Lightning (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872540-post40.html)
49. Be Snow (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872524-post29.html)
50. Get Together (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872500-post9.html)

Clo
06-27-2010, 08:35 PM
:bow: Qwerty is my favorite.

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 08:44 PM
:shobon:

Shlup
06-27-2010, 08:55 PM
Damn, qwerty. :o

Rye
06-27-2010, 09:15 PM
Wow, qwerty, you did all of my work for me. Damn! I'm really impressed and grateful, thanks a lot! =O

qwertysaur
06-27-2010, 09:21 PM
No problem. :)

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 09:23 PM
Sent in my votes. Go Forums Staff Highwind!

Bunny
06-27-2010, 09:29 PM
The speeches for the awards I was up for were terrible and those are the only ones I read.

~*~Celes~*~
06-27-2010, 09:53 PM
Thanks, Qwerty! :cookie:

Rodarian
06-27-2010, 10:49 PM
Bah, now I'm going to have to dig through those speeches to remember which one I liked most.

Same... I have a life you know.... XD

Cuchulainn
06-27-2010, 11:03 PM
Bah, now I'm going to have to dig through those speeches to remember which one I liked most.

Same... I have a life you know.... XD

um..did you not just see what qwerty had posted? You know...the thing that may have taken him an hour to do so you're task would be done in 5 minutes? OR WERE YOU DISTRACTED BY YOUR OWN REFLECTION OFF THE DARK PARTS OF YOUR SCREEN RODNEY?

I joke. I love you. We could make history together. All you need to have is a moist hole.

Shlup
06-27-2010, 11:19 PM
I'll make this easy for you guys:

45. Be Scruffy, the janitor (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2872589-post81.html)

Raistlin
06-27-2010, 11:45 PM
Shlup's is good, but it cannot beat the accuracy and wonderful simplicity of "BoB is a git."

Rantzien for Funniest (coincidentally also the funniest speech) and Jiro/TK for Best Member also deserve acknowledgement.

theundeadhero
06-28-2010, 03:05 AM
It should be given to whoever managed to read every post in the revelation thread. In real time. BoB doesn't count.So... me? :p

Laddy
06-28-2010, 03:20 AM
I'm proud of my Nicest Member speech, but I think Best Member was the best.

NeoCracker
06-28-2010, 04:55 AM
Genius Lynx forever!

Shiny
06-28-2010, 08:08 AM
Thanks, qwerty. It's a good thing you did that because my memory was becoming faulty.

Rodarian
06-28-2010, 08:51 AM
Bah, now I'm going to have to dig through those speeches to remember which one I liked most.

Same... I have a life you know.... XD

um..did you not just see what qwerty had posted? You know...the thing that may have taken him an hour to do so you're task would be done in 5 minutes? OR WERE YOU DISTRACTED BY YOUR OWN REFLECTION OFF THE DARK PARTS OF YOUR SCREEN RODNEY?

I joke. I love you. We could make history together. All you need to have is a moist hole.

You know me so well Cuch..:heart:..... As for the moist hole bit, go ask Shin....He'll be able to accommodate you..

Marshall Banana
06-28-2010, 09:47 AM
I think qwerty's code speech is pretty clever.

Loony BoB
06-28-2010, 05:48 PM
I think an award should also be given to whoever managed to read all those speeches. No, that's probably too easy since you all are a bunch of freaks. It should be given to whoever managed to read every post in the revelation thread. In real time. BoB doesn't count.
I didn't have the time to read over most speeches, actually. Just the short ones for the most part.

EDIT: And you can eat a pie graph if you carve it into a pie.

qwertysaur
06-28-2010, 06:08 PM
I think an award should also be given to whoever managed to read all those speeches. No, that's probably too easy since you all are a bunch of freaks. It should be given to whoever managed to read every post in the revelation thread. In real time. BoB doesn't count.
I didn't have the time to read over most speeches, actually. Just the short ones for the most part.

EDIT: And you can eat a pie graph if you carve it into a pie.
or a round cake. Also I think you have had cakes like that in the past :bigsmile:

Rye
06-28-2010, 08:28 PM
I've gotten about 10 voters so far!

Voting ends on Thursday Evening (British Time), if people feel that is an adequate time.

Rocket Edge
06-29-2010, 05:21 PM
This is a great idea. Shame I missed all the Ciddie's this time around because I would have donated with a couple like I do every year.

Yeargdribble
07-01-2010, 04:07 AM
I would've made a speech..... a very informative one. But I had no idea I'd won... or was nominated.... or that the Ciddies were happening.

I need to get out of EoEo more....

G13
07-01-2010, 05:19 AM
Have there been anymore voters, Rye?

Rye
07-01-2010, 12:29 PM
It seems we've just about capped off. I'll leave it open until this evening and then tally it up! ;)

Rye
07-02-2010, 12:09 PM
Imma tallying these awards................................ :greenie:

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 02:48 PM
I can't wait! *waits*

Shiny
07-02-2010, 02:51 PM
*10 days later*

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:03 PM
:hyper:

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:03 PM
:omghey: :omghey: :omghey:

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:05 PM
Out with the winner! Or third place and then second place and then first place or whatever. Or at least the last three! BUILD US UP IN ANTICIPATION!!!

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:06 PM
Thank you all for your votes, friends!

The first Bi-sexual Post-Ciddies Best Speech Awards are about to be revealed!

Before that, let me just say thanks to all who worked together who made this Ciddies possible and all of the voters who donated their time and interest.

Now, for the third place prize...

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:07 PM
*drum roll*

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:11 PM
The Bronzie Award For Third Best Speech

MLT To Be Scruffy by ShlupQuack



Click to watch ShlupQuack's speech! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnDaQeIbP0s)
It's quality.

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:13 PM
It is quality!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:14 PM
They all look so happy with their scruffy hats :p

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:16 PM
Here are the tallied up votes within this category. Remember, due to the nature of the voting, a certain speech could be voted for in every category, though luckily it didn't turn out that the same person won in each category. That would have been awkward!


MLT To Be Scruffy - Shlupquack - IV
Best Avatar - Shiny - III
Forums Staff Highwind Award - Loony BoB - I
Best Male - Rye - I
Best Spammer - qwertysaur - I
MLT To Be Lightning - Tavrobel - I
Most Hardcore Gamer - Tavrobel - I
Most Helpful Techie - qwertysaur I

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:16 PM
Discuss the quality of the video while I run a bath! Heheheheh, suspense!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:19 PM
It would have been silly if the same speech won three times :p

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:25 PM
Ohhhh, I thought it was just going to be a case of weighted votes, 3 points for the one you vote for "first best speech", 2 for "second best speech" and 1 for "third best speech" and then the top three are announced as 1st/2nd/3rd based on how many points they got. Something like that. This is different! Interesting.

Madonna
07-02-2010, 03:28 PM
Here are the tallied up votes within this category. Remember, due to the nature of the voting, a certain speech could be voted for in every category, though luckily it didn't turn out that the same person won in each category. That would have been awkward!
Suddenly, I no longer understand how the voting worked!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:29 PM
Ohhhh, I thought it was just going to be a case of weighted votes, 3 points for the one you vote for "first best speech", 2 for "second best speech" and 1 for "third best speech" and then the top three are announced as 1st/2nd/3rd based on how many points they got. Something like that. This is different! Interesting.
That's what I assumed too :shobon:

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:45 PM
Maybe that would have been a better idea, but I just did it strictly by the winner of each category this time, and it worked out without awkwardness! Maybe next time!

Runner-uppppppp~

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:47 PM
*drum roll*

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:48 PM
After the revelations are finished we can do it the other way and compare the results. BoB can also make graphs about it if he feels like it because he loves them :p

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:49 PM
The Silver Surfer Award For Second Best Speech

Best Member by Jiro & Timekeeper


Now on time --

Jiro: When we think of the Best Member, certain names come to mind. Active posters, whose contributions to the site are humorous, numerable and enjoyable. These members give their blood, sweat and tears (and possibly semen too) to the site, and for this, we congratulate them. The ultimate recognition we, as the populace of Eyes on Final Fantasy, can bestow upon these outstanding members is the Best Member Ciddie.

Timekeeper: Best Member? I thought this was Best Food?

Uh, not quite. Anyway, we have an extensive line up of nominees this time around, and it’s going to be a tough competition. Once again I’m joined by my partner in crime, Timekeeper, as we take a look at the finalists for this edition of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Ciddies. Any preliminary comments?

I DON’T WANT A COMMENT!
Fine, biatch. First up, I want it to be known that I’m not congratulating anyone on giving their semen to the site. It’s weird and unnecessary.

Whatever, let’s just take a look at our first nominee. Rye is an almost-twenty year old cakefart enthusiast, residing somewhere above the Atlantic Ocean. Rye is a relatively new Cid’s Knight, and the former President of EyesonFF. She also runs an octopus producing factory, where she employs the use of numerous slaves, former banned members of EyesonFF. Any thoughts on our very own shebread?

Well, Rye does in fact, you know, that should be one word; infact, gain points for being a necessary ingredient for holding together the bread that is Eyeson, but loses points for her cakefart. Instant dismissal there methinks! Next. Goddman cakefart! No!

Uh, okay. Well, next we have Rantzien, resident viking chieftain. He recently graduated from the Sweden Viking School of Badassity. He’s also the reigning Best Member, and won it once before in the 2008 End of Year Ciddies. Rantzien is obviously a consistently best member. What do you think about his chances to win back-to-back Best Member Ciddies?

Usual ridiculousness aside, I have high hopes for Rantz in today’s competition. He’s got the style, he’s got the moves, he’s got it all, or something like that. Although I’d rather he’d share around the awards he may hoard, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wins and I wouldn’t have anything against it either.

Well with an endorsement rather than ridicule coming from my partner here, it seems like Rantzien either has a really good chance, or is completely smurfed. Our next member is Marshall Banana, the Strawberry Goddess of EyesonFF. For some reason she hates bacon, but don’t let the crispy side of her personality turn you off, or she’ll slay you with her large arsenal of cute photos. I do like seeing Mr Bunnington in the photo thread.

MB is definitely my pick for the day. Not only does she endorse bananas in her username, she is, as Jiro stated, the Strawberry Goddess! When it comes to being the best food on EoFF MB is by far the best and the yummiest, she just screams cute!

Dude, seriously, this isn’t a competition to see which EyesonFF member best represents food, it’s best member.

Yeah, sorry, I’m just hungry; can we stop off and get some food soon?

Sure, whatever, moving on. Psychotic is the walrus, k-oo koo kachoo. Occasionally known as Paul von Handsomestein, he is also the current President of EyesonFF, as is known for being a generally all round lovable guy. But not from me, no; Psychotic is my eternal rival, who I will one day slay in a Thunderdome match or, perhaps even, in the most dangerous game. Besides, he always sweeps the Ciddies, so nobody cares if he’s the current Best Male or whatever. Screw you, barmpot.

Two man enter, one man leave!

Next then is Jessweeee♪. I must say, I’m glad to see a strong turn out from the females this time around. Makes sense following their win in the First EoFF Battle of the Sexes. Back to Jessweeee♪ though; she’s our newest Cid’s Knight, and is one of half of team Mogweeee♪. There’s something…musical about this girl. Probably because of the music note in her name. She also has cute glasses, just fyi.

Sweet, food eatings time! Oh, sorry yeah, not only does Jessweeee, crap what’s the code for the music note? Uhhh, there it is! Alt+13 ♪ Not only does Jessweeee♪ bring cuteness into this contest as well, she’s got a lot going for her as a very active member in this here forum. And on top of that, she inadvertently teaches our newer members html character coding. Although, I wouldn’t want to assign her to a food, or drink for that matter…

Wolf Kanno comes in as a bit of an underdog for this award, pun fully intended. While you’d only hear positives from the members who know him, his presence rarely leaves the gaming forums where he is most comfortable, and for that, his exposure is limited. However he is a Cid’s Knight, and there’s every chance the denizens of the lower forums will come out and vote in droves for him. Maybe that Chinese gold farmer he has locked in his basement will somehow send a few votes his way too.

Ah yes, Wolf Kanno! Certainly a member deserving of this award. He certainly isn’t your run of the mill staff member, keeping order down in the depths of the lower forums. As for a food? Well, Wolf Kanno sounds like he’d be a bit meaty, but is that what it takes to come out on top? I guess we’ll find out real soon. Who’s next Jiro?

Christmas is back in time for the June Ciddies, and bringing with her a sack full of posts and usernotes. Christmas is undoubtedly one of the most recognisable posters, with her :bigsmile: smiley and spreading of warm and delicious HATE. Everyone loves her except smelly Old Manus, but that doesn’t stop their HATE from blossoming. She has won a plethora of Ciddies before, including Best Female at the last Ciddies, and there’s little doubt she’ll be a tough competitor. :quina: guarantees it.

Christmas Christmas Christmas! Probably the friendliest member of the forum, and easily a hot competitor for this award. Eyeson is a better place when it’s Christmas time, the people are nicer and the food is great. Infact, Christmas is certainly my second pick for food of the forum. Om nom nom nom!

Our last nominee is Loony BoB. I’m pleasantly surprised the dusty old chocobo is up for nomination, he’s been a strong supporter of EyesonFF since probably before I was born. His looniness is well deserved, with his strong fascination with all things statistics and graphs. I don’t think he’s realised you can’t eat pie charts yet. BoB is top contributor and this humble member salutes him. Breaking from tradition, Loony BoB remains a kiwi. Australia has enough lunatics as it is, sorry BoBBers.

The older the cheese the better I say!
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/CheeseBoB.png

Le Graph!

Yes! Still, I don’t think any of these guys have what it takes to be the best food! We need someone with real fibre (not moral fibre of course).

How about Raistlin? Reminds me of raisins, and hell if the man (not to be confused with The Man) doesn’t deserve the award.


That’s good, that’s good, I like raisins. I eat raisin bran to kick start my day in a healthy way! Why don’t you check out raisin bran today?

Yeah, okay then. Raistlin is an intelligent poster, and he isn’t afraid to speak his mind, no matter the consequences. He is often seen in EoEo defending open-mindedness and is crucified for his good deeds.

If he grew a beard and wore a robe over that bikini, he still wouldn’t look like Jesus.

I’m… just gonna ignore you now. Raistlin is a daring lad, not afraid to take risks and play with fire. He took on the staff for April Fools through an elaborate plot and managed to come out of it with an admittance from ShlupQuack that she just couldn’t bring herself to ban him.

That bit about taking risks and playing with fire sounds like something I wrote once. But that was about a cat, like none other. It was a cat that played with fire and risked his neck. This cat was no ordinary cat, he could fly. He used these powers mostly for good, but he would delve in the dark arts until one day he was completely immersed by the darkness. To war the sailors cried, to war we march!

*sigh* Raistlin is a man of integrity…

Never will they defeat our might, despite what they might bring, we, we will still have our toasters!

*long sigh* When the Ciddies lost their Best Thread and Best Post categories, Raistlin stood up and said “nay!” as they would have in previous centuries and decided to boycott the Ciddies, rather than participate in what he felt was a tainted event.

You know what? I think Raisin toast should win the Best Food award. It’s a delicious breakfast treat! Better than ordinary toast by a fair margin.

Well, he’s got my vote too. In a change from the usual, Award Guy has died and made me king, so with two out of two votes by this commentary team, I hereby award the Best Member Ciddie to Raistlin. Three huzzahs!

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Hey, cool, you know that’s almost a palindrome in pronunciation!

Okay Timekeeper, okay. Thanks folks for a wonderful Mid Year Ciddies, and we’ll see you all again next time! Keep wagging folks.

Keep wagging? Isn’t that my line?




Bitch.

Rantz
07-02-2010, 03:50 PM
Those are both great speeches! :D

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:50 PM
Best member food is the top award given out by Award Qu! :quina:

:kaoclove:

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 03:52 PM
AG doesn't remember posting those. ;)

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:52 PM
The tallies:




Best Member - jiro/timekeeper - IV
Funniest Member - Rantzien - II
MLT Be Scruffy - Shlup - II
Most Helpful Techie - qwertysaur - II
Best Male - Rye - I
Most productive member - Shiny - I
Best Female - foa - I

Rye
07-02-2010, 03:53 PM
Award Guy was too drunk to remember a lot of things... ;)

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 03:54 PM
Award Guy was too drunk to remember a lot of things... ;)
:lol:
Also my sister was visited by Award Qu last night. :bigsmile:

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 04:02 PM
Award Guy was too drunk to remember a lot of things... ;)
I changed it to Jiro and then realised that there is only one quote there, but your post displays it as two quotes, which is super weird.

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:03 PM
That is weird. XD I copy and pasted that. Huh....

Are you guys ready for the best speech? :omghey:

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:05 PM
That is weird. XD I copy and pasted that. Huh....

Are you guys ready for the best speech? :omghey:
The forums are trying to tell us they don't like the F5 overdose that award guy causes during the best member revelation :p

:hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: ALSO BEST SPEECH YAAAAAAAAAAY :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 04:08 PM
Maybe there's a text limit on quotes or something! Either way - BEST SPEECH GO. *superlong drum roll*

Mister Adequate
07-02-2010, 04:10 PM
Crimson Surfer award has been revealed! Next, the winner of the prestigious Golden Shower award!

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:11 PM
The Golden Showers Award For Best Speech

In Third Place...

Best Female by fire_of_avalon


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Rye
07-02-2010, 04:11 PM
Who is in second and first place?!? Tell us. :mad2:

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:12 PM
It's Award RyE time! Is she going to sleep with all your brothers? :p

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 04:13 PM
I hope it's Funniest Member by Rantzien. That was funny! And angryface speech was funny too.

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:16 PM
In Second Place........

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:16 PM
There were a lot of excellent speeches. :)

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:17 PM
How ironic! First place in Second place, and second place in First! Feel proud, boys!

Best Member - Jiro/Timekeeper

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:18 PM
Who scored best of the best? Top of the top? Creme de la creme?! WHO WROTE THE BEST SPEECH?!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:19 PM
:kaocheer:

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:19 PM
The Golden Showers Award for Best Speech goes to...........................

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:19 PM
:hyper:

Rye
07-02-2010, 04:20 PM
FUNNIEST MEMBER BY RANTZIEN!!!


In this speech, I will make fun of Meat Puppet. Read on if this interests you!

In choosing EoFF's funniest member, there are many things to consider. However, as we all know, the only real way of measuring how funny someone is, is by the reputation feature. "Helpful", the description says? Helpful to someone who has AIDS from not laughing enough, maybe! "Constructive", it says? Constructive... for my diaphragm! Therefore, your reputation is the only accurate measure of your funniness. More specifically, getting repped by Meat Puppet? Makes you a high roller, baby. It's like playing poker with a wildcard.

I'm now going to abuse my admin powers to invade on everybody's* privacy! Hold on to your hats!!!
* mostly Meat Puppet's


blackmage_nuke is one of those guys who would probably have been a CK by now if he had a funny name like Black Mage Puke instead so people didn't mistake him for a newbie. His reputation status? Cold! Although the reps he has gotten has shown a fair amount of satisfaction. But here's the kicker... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! This is his judgement:

Thread had potential but instead birthed lots of failed jokes. Repping for potential thoughPretty insensitive comment, Meat Puppet! Nice going!
Del Murder is funny! He told a joke back in '07 that I'll never forget! Ha ha ha! His reputation status? Oooh, ice cold. I won't mention the amount of people who have repped him in the last 6 months out of respect for the man, but let me give you a hint: they can be counted on three fingers. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Better luck next time, Del? :greenie:
Flying Mullet has that funny monkey with glasses as his avatar. His greatest comedic achievement? I think so. His reputation status? Cold again! One of those he gave himself using a second account. Oh Mullet, if you wanted a higher reputation, all you had to do was ask. :shobon: But! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes!

this is what I am like in bedDo we want to know what post that was left for? I think we'll leave that one alone. Ignorance is bliss!
Kyle is that guy who hides in the shadows until he comes out to make a post that's bound to make you either laugh or cry. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/emo.gif His reputation status? Yet another cold! Might Kyle be too emo for us all? Hey, but at least he made that creepy ass video where he talked about EoFFers to a stuffed alien! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/rain.gif
Meat Puppet himself? This could prove interesting! Let's see what we have. His reputation status? Hot as hell! Meat Puppet has in fact racked up one of the highest reps around. From this you'd think he was the certain winner, but... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Looks like you're out of luck, champ. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/gatorshrug.gif
Psychotic is a usual suspect for this award. Then again, Hitler was a usual suspect for, uh, being a pretty cool guy? By the people who voted for him, I guess? Yes yes, I know! Hitler analogies are all the rage! They're the best! His reputation status? So hot! While most people are lucky to get one person repping a funny post, this guy gets three people repping one of his! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! But it was for a serious post. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/sad.gif
Quin more like Quinnuendo! Yep, most of the jokes here are either sex related or regarding bodily functions. Very classy. Typical brit! His reputation status? Kinda hot-ish! I guess some people enjoy his lewd creations! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! Might he have a chance? How atrocious if so!
Rantzien funny? B- but he's Scandinavian! I think we all know Scandinavians are almost Russians, and the only funny thing about Russians are those hats (http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/oliverhopwood/2006/01/22/hat_3.jpg). His reputation status? Lukewarm! While not entirely freezing, it's hardly comparable to the above three. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Pretty loser-ish, Rantzien!
Sagensyg is short and black (it never gets tired! LOL!). Plenty of humour potential there, as anyone who watched Diff'rent Strokes will attest to. His reputation status? Oh dear. Oh dearie me. Antarctica. I mean, I guess, since he haven't posted much... Nah, let's attribute it to his race and small stature as well. Ha ha ha! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. :greenie:
ShlupQuack is... a girl? As a Funniest Member finalist? Did someone do the math wrong? Her reputation status? Lukewarm. About the same temperature as her heating pad. Has she been repped by Meat Puppet? No. What did you expect :lol:


Ah well! That's the last 6 months of reputation for some supposedly funny members of EoFF! Now to see who the kuh-razay voters has brought forth as their champion!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:22 PM
It's not as good without the colors though :p

Rantz
07-02-2010, 04:25 PM
Eeep! Thanks! :jess: I'm glad you guys liked it!

qwertysaur
07-02-2010, 04:26 PM
Now the speech is properly shown! :D

Loony BoB
07-02-2010, 04:37 PM
Huzzah! A worthy winner indeed, it was a top speech.

I have been repp'ed by Muppet. I feel like I'm part of an elite force after reading that speech. Oddly enough, I don't think it was for a funny post.

Raistlin
07-02-2010, 08:50 PM
I agree that the voting was weird; weighted voting (e.g., 5 points for a 1st place vote, 3 for 2nd, 1 for 3rd) makes more sense and gives a better advantage for amount of votes.

However, I doubt these results will change much regardless of how the voting is done; Rantzien's was definitely the best speech, and Jiro's and TK's was quality too. My only disappointment is that the "BoB is a git" speech didn't make it.

Daniel: I have also been rep'd by Meat Puppet, though I did not feel (even more) superior due to it until Rantzien's speech. Too bad Meat Puppet will never be in that elite club.

Shlup
07-02-2010, 10:36 PM
Wait, so I got third best speech, and foa got third for first?

Shiny
07-03-2010, 04:32 AM
I didn't vote for the top two, but they were good speeches too!

Jiro
07-04-2010, 05:19 PM
Whoa neat, we were clear and away the second best speech apparently. Thanks guys :shobon: