Best FF pick-up lines

[Tokimadoushi]

So has anyone tried to use an FF-related pick up line on someone, or has it been done to you? What are the best FF pick-up lines you've heard? My personal favorites are:

"Can I park my lunar whale in your crystal palace?"

and

"Your father must've been an esper, because you look magical!"

Put your best FF pick-up lines here...the cheesier the better :cool:

[Carl the Llama]

Wanna camp my NM?

[Mo-Nercy]

"Care to join me in the woods and do some grinding together?"

"My hair isn't the only thing pointing up right now."

[Rodarian]

You're hotter than Ifrit any day! :jess:

You must be Siren... My words are silenced at your beauty....

[Chris]

"Looks yummy, maybe I lick it!"

Quina inspires so many questionable suggestions. :jess:

[Tokimadoushi]

You must be Siren... My words are silenced at your beauty...


"My hair isn't the only thing pointing up right now."

ROFLMAO hahahaha :D

[f f freak]

I've lost my chocobo, can I ride you?

[Clo]

Conversation between Boyfriend and I:

Me: Blah blah blah Final Fantasy blah I'm a huge nerd blah blah blah.

Boyfriend: I want to buy you a ring.

Me: Oh, I'm so glad my nerdiness inspires you.

Boyfriend: I'm thinking a Coral Ring, so you'll be immune to fire attacks.

[The Man]

Is that an esper in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Depression Moon]

Wanna camp my NM?


???? Reference to which game?

[Chris]

Conversation between Boyfriend and I:

Me: Blah blah blah Final Fantasy blah I'm a huge nerd blah blah blah.

Boyfriend: I want to buy you a ring.

Me: Oh, I'm so glad my nerdiness inspires you.

Boyfriend: I'm thinking a Coral Ring, so you'll be immune to fire attacks.
:squeeze:

[Carl the Llama]

Wanna camp my NM?


???? Reference to which game?

Final Fantasy XI

[black orb]

>>> Pick up lines are not my thing, even the FF ones..:luca:

[Forsaken Lover]

I hate hate hate being single. Will you date me?

Not even a Supersoft will work on me after I laid my eyes on you.

Did you know that I can talk to beavers?

[blackmage_nuke]

Are you a meteor? Because you came from heaven and rocked my world

[Vermachtnis]

You must be a thief cause you just stole my heart!

[Forsaken Lover]

Are you a bard because I'd like to spoon with you.

How about I junction you to my Love Stat?

[Dr. Acula]

Are you a bard because I'd like to spoon with you.

How about I junction you to my Love Stat?

LMAO. Win.:love:

[Zora]

Hey, do you want to be my GF if you know what I mean.

...I know, that was horrible :|

[Tokimadoushi]

Lol my boyfriend calls me his guardian force. People tend to stare...

[Mr Twisticles]

When I think of you in that Moogle Suit, I Shiva.

[Depression Moon]

I'm not funny at all so I'm not going to even attempt at making a line. I'll just quote a couple of Zidane's.

Do you mind? you're standing in everyone's way.
Wow.. Hey
Yea, do you want a drink?
How about you and me go for a cruise on an airship?
Really!? An airship!?
Sounds like you never been on one. You know Lindblum is quite a sight from above.

Couple of hours later


"Hey, Dagger. So when do you wanna go on that airship cruise?"
"What are you talking about?" (Garnet)
"...!? (What am I thinking!? I asked the girl at the ...) Never mind."
"Well... it sounds like you've asked the wrong girl." (Garnet)
"Wait. I-I can explain."
"Why bother? Go have a wonderful time." (Garnet)
"Oh, man..."

[Mr Twisticles]

I'm just kidding, how's it going, Ratchel? :')

[Christmas]

I SCREW WHO I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?

[Mr Gashtacular]

Not even a Supersoft will work on me after I laid my eyes on you.



this one rules

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm trying to think of something saucy using Phoenix Down, but I can't get the phrasing right.

[Dr. Acula]

Something something Phoenix Down on me?

[Christmas]

I'm trying to think of something saucy using Phoenix Down, but I can't get the phrasing right.

My phoenix swooped down to your hole without me realizing it.

[Quindiana Jones]

oh dear, okay, yes