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Cuchulainn
07-04-2010, 11:09 AM
im very very hung overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :cry:

Meat Puppet
07-04-2010, 11:37 AM
jump

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
07-04-2010, 11:37 AM
A good drink of Pepto Bismal, two Excedrin, and a nap will cure you of this plague.

It worked for me this morning. :D
Hopefully it will work tomorrow morning too!

oddler
07-04-2010, 11:54 AM
*makes breakfast*

Pheesh
07-04-2010, 11:56 AM
"Berocca gives you back your B-B-Bounce!!"

Rodarian
07-04-2010, 12:04 PM
A good drink of Pepto Bismal, two Excedrin, and a nap will cure you of this plague.

It worked for me this morning. :D
Hopefully it will work tomorrow morning too!

What he said... Just don't wake up in bed with a dog next to you! :jess:

Christmas
07-04-2010, 12:08 PM
One thing is key. Prevention will save you better than any other thing. There is not enough to be said about this. Proper prevention will save you from the worst symptoms.

Before you go to bed take 2 Advil (or any headache pill that is made of Ibuprofen). This will save you every time. Do not even waste your time with Aspirin. And do not take Tylenol. Tylenol will destroy your liver if combined with alcohol- no lie! (see article below)

In your list of hangover cures you mention taking aspirin, ibuprofen, or acetominophen. One thing you REALLY ought to be aware of --- if you plan on living very long -- is that acetominophen in combination with alcohol does HORRENDOUS liver damage. Alcohol alone damages the liver; and acetominophen (Tylenol ie.) does a little damage to the liver; but if you mix the two, the damage you incur is EXPONENTIAL. I'm sure you can find plenty of medical journals to calloborate this if you want to. This made news a while back. You can literally wreck your liver in a very short time if you mix Tylenol with alcohol.

Tylenol sucks anyway. Ibuprofen is the best. Case closed.

NOTE: if you forget to take the advil the night before you will wake up in a state where anything you swallow (especially pills) will make you puke, you'll never be able get that blessed Advil relief. You will have suffer through at least 2-3 hours of cold sweats and headaches. And that is no way to spend your weekend.

CURE #1
THE BLOODY MARY (the ultimate)

There is no substitue for a Bloody Mary. Ounce for ounce the curative factors involved in this drink are astonishing. There are not enough good things that can be said about this drink in curing a hangover.

And honestly, if you hate tomato juice, don't worry, I DESPISE tomato juice, it generally makes me sick thinking about it. BUT TRUST ME. Once you add the other ingredients it becomes a different substance, which you will really love! That is a science fact!

It is the ultimate weapon in any fight against hangover pain. The only problem is you will become progressively more useless as you drink more and more of them, but then you weren't going to do anything anyway. And certainly, if you had that hangover still you'd be lying in bed will the blinds closed!

Ingredients:

2 oz Vodka

6 oz Tomato Juice (NOTE: if you can find "Beefamato," use it- this will make the ultimate Bloody Mary. So good you will be amazed actually)

4 tsp Worcestershire Sauce (this may be the secret 'x' ingredient)

2-3 drops tabasco sauce

A celery stick should be jammed into this thing also - you can consider the celery stick 'breakfast.'

You will feel better in about 15 minutes.

CURE #2
THE GREASY BURGER & MILKSHAKE

This one works like a charm for most people. It also tastes really good. We aren't going to tell you how to prepare this because it should be pretty self-explanatory. Even to the stupid. Best choice is to go out to a "Diner" for this.

The Milkshake is the really amazing final touch. It will calm the stomach and relax you. Many stories of success with this combo. It also taste really good. Remember that Beef is your friend.

CURE #3
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER

This one may seem a bit strange but let me just say that it does work. That is a 100% guarantee. If you can't get out to a place the makes this stuff, just buy the Campbell's Chunky Soup version. Add some pepper (if you like pepper). Eat it. Then fall back asleep. You will awake in an hour feeling better than you could possibly imagined.

Note: On the east coast of the United States you can go to this place called "Friendly's." They have the best hangover combo, which is the following 1. New England Clam Chowder 2. "A Big Beef" 3. Chocolate Fribble." It works - in fact - it saved my college career (in drinking).

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Cuchulainn
07-04-2010, 12:21 PM
i'm ok now. i spent 100 quid on alcohol, that is NOT ok now though.

Caspa was da bomb i may put pictures up if i can be arsed to show you how much he owned.

Mo-Nercy
07-04-2010, 12:28 PM
Why not take some photos of yourself in your drunken state while your at it, Cuch? xD

Rodarian
07-04-2010, 12:38 PM
Why not take some photos of yourself in your drunken state while your at it, Cuch? xD

We end up being mooned... Something which Shin would like! XD

BarelySeeAtAll
07-04-2010, 01:55 PM
You brought it upon yourself.

KentaRawr!
07-04-2010, 03:19 PM
That stuff better have tasted good, otherwise you were just drinking to get a hangover. :mad2:

Pheesh
07-04-2010, 03:24 PM
That stuff better have tasted good, otherwise you were just drinking to get a hangover. :mad2:

The man has a good point. I'm not 100% on the exchange rate, but for what you spent that night I think you could buy a bottle of Blue Label over here.

blackmage_nuke
07-04-2010, 03:41 PM
A good drink of Pepto Bismal, two Excedrin, and a nap will cure you of this plague.

It worked for me this morning. :D
Hopefully it will work tomorrow morning too!

What he said... Just don't wake up in bed with a dog next to you! :jess:

Brings new meaning to hair of the dog that bit you

PeneloRatsbane
07-04-2010, 07:58 PM
I was very very very drunk last night, and i'd had a curry before i went out so the bathroom carpet has got a bit ruined uh-oh.
but was very fun to be drunk and it was to celebrate finish my degree so i think as a once off it was okay. I didn't get a hangover tho so that was good, I find drinking water helps

~*~Celes~*~
07-04-2010, 08:16 PM
I'll sing to you the same lines I just sang to Paul :bigsmile:

We need a taxi
cause you're hung over
and I'm broke~

Iceglow
07-04-2010, 09:01 PM
Never complain about the hangover. If you have the hangover you have done something fun to earn it.

I felt hung over when my mate woke me up this morning to tell me he was heading off from mine. I promptly went back to sleep and woke up only 4 hours ago.

Shorty
07-05-2010, 06:21 AM
Start drinking when you wake up. That's the cure.

Clo
07-05-2010, 06:54 AM
I usually fend off nasty hangovers by drinking water right before I pass out, and then drinking a bunch once I wake up. At that point, I'm used to peeing every five minutes, so I'm ready for that much water.

I figure if I help you out in your time of need, you will have sympathy for me in the future when I sign on hungover.

fire_of_avalon
07-05-2010, 11:40 AM
Gatorade, Powerade, any sports drinks that replace electrolytes.

Also food. Food is good.

Laddy
07-05-2010, 12:29 PM
It's ok, darling. *pats head*

Shiny
07-05-2010, 12:51 PM
Also food. Food is good.
This. Particularly steak.