Gurlz ROOL, boiz DROOL

[rubah]

I and Myrn have decided that we are going to start an Amazon cult that celebrates women and their [general] ability to not kill one another.

Each Amazon Princess will be able to select 5 males to be her personal slaves. In the event that two Princesses wish to utilize the same male, he will be cloned. This will also solve the problem of the currently even gender distribution.

I offered Roogle a position, but he declined to accept it, so he is currently my slave #4. I haven't made up my mind for all of the others yet.

Discuss this utopia.

Males may be invited to be princesses if they show a willingness to discuss issues rather than resorting to penis comparisons and shows of force. All females are discussionary by virtue of their birth and never fight or harm one enough [ever ever ever, it's like IMPOSSIBLE!1]


Anyone that tries to take this too seriously will be reported for Not Being Fun and added to my Ignore list POSSIBLY FOREVER

[Christmas]

So this is a slave market now? :bigsmile:

Anyone wanna be my slave? We can watch power rangers and abuse LITTLE MANUS while taking a dump in the toilet all at the same time! :bigsmile:

[Pheesh]

Pfft, you obviously don't understand the serious issue that is penis comparison. Worlds rest in the balance!

[Shorty]

I want in on this.

[Madame Adequate]

So many beautiful women to be slaves to. You must clone me so that I may serve you all.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm betting that if someone makes me their slave, they'll just spend days smacking me in the face until I start bleeding.

[Fujiko]

:mwahaha::mwahaha::mwahaha:

[black orb]

celebrates women and their [general] ability to not kill one another.
>>>Thats a joke right? Women are way more evil, violent and crazy than men..:luca:

[rubah]

Sorry black orb-- you have to go on the ignore list now :(

[KentaRawr!]

This sounds like fun, I guess. I want in!

[Jiro]

Sorry, I don't like cults.

[black orb]

Sorry black orb-- you have to go on the ignore list now :(
>>> I have to go to the toilet now..:luca:

[NeoCracker]

Hi, my name is Michael and I heard you were hiring willing slaves to serve you in the near future. I've brought my Resume with me in hopes of showing you I am the most suited to take on this role.

I am very obedient, and am willing to do just about anything you ask me to do. Even if it is something I personally disagree with for any reason, I realize my own personal feelings and thoughts are largely irrelevant to being a slave, and I will be able to preform the task, so long as it is within my physical and mental capabilities.

I am also able to clean things very well, having working in as a housekeeper in the past, so I am very good at various household chores and other mundane tasks slaves are typically allocated with.

It is also possible for me to work for longer periods then most, as my body is use to lack of sleep for prolonged periods of time, allowing me to put in more time to finish tasks, as well as having more time to do so ensuring a quality performance.

In the instances you do wish for actual conversation, I am adept at both legitimate conversation with possible deep thought and maybe even opposing views, or I am able to switch immediately into kiss ass mode, making me a very versatile slave fit to serve a multitude of mistresses.

Thank you for taking the time to read my resume, and I am positive you will realize I am the best man for this job.

[Christmas]

Hi, my name is Michael and I heard you were hiring willing slaves to serve you in the near future. I've brought my Resume with me in hopes of showing you I am the most suited to take on this role.

I am very obedient, and am willing to do just about anything you ask me to do. Even if it is something I personally disagree with for any reason, I realize my own personal feelings and thoughts are largely irrelevant to being a slave, and I will be able to preform the task, so long as it is within my physical and mental capabilities.

I am also able to clean things very well, having working in as a housekeeper in the past, so I am very good at various household chores and other mundane tasks slaves are typically allocated with.

It is also possible for me to work for longer periods then most, as my body is use to lack of sleep for prolonged periods of time, allowing me to put in more time to finish tasks, as well as having more time to do so ensuring a quality performance.

In the instances you do wish for actual conversation, I am adept at both legitimate conversation with possible deep thought and maybe even opposing views, or I am able to switch immediately into kiss ass mode, making me a very versatile slave fit to serve a multitude of mistresses.

Thank you for taking the time to read my resume, and I am positive you will realize I am the best man for this job.

Ya, every guys should follow this bloke's example and post something about yourself so we know who to pick! :bigsmile:

[~*~Celes~*~]

Oooh ooh! I wanna join!

[Shorty]

I call NeoCracker! Also MILF, and Rantzien and o_O. Should they choose to become slaves.

Allie, this cloning idea of yours is golden.

[Laddy]

Am I a woman? Do I count? Or do I get the adorable gay kid immunity from Femnazis?

If not:
I am Michael. I'm cute, love cute things, and know fashion and hairstyling tips! :bigsmile: I'll oogle men with you all day and make you feel like a million bucks! Let's go, girlfriends!

[Vyk]

I'd almost be concerned, but I don't think I have anything to worry about. Funny how guys assume you're all looking for sex slaves or cuddle slaves and jump at the chance to be a thankless masseuse or something. Think of how few husbands are actually happy, and if the few that are had to share that with four other guys. This is a ban on happiness

Oh what am I talking about. I want to be a slave too! :D

[Jiro]

And I thought you had seen the light, Vyk.

[Agent Proto]

I refuse to submit myself as a personal slave to any of you <s>wenches</s> ladies! :nonono:

[blackmage_nuke]

I for one welcome our new large breasted overlords. I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground diamond mines.

[Bunny]

Death by snoo snoo?

[G13]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[Rodarian]

Fujiko... Will you have me as your slave...

I will serve you till the end and beyond....


Stories shall be said of our union! Legends will be made.. Our descendants will All the wise and fair . Handsome as the earth shall our men be..More beautiful than the skies and stars shall our women be....

:bow:

[Rantz]

I call NeoCracker! Also MILF, and Rantzien and o_O. Should they choose to become slaves.

Allie, this cloning idea of yours is golden.

My mind knows no refusal. What would you have me do, princess?

[KentaRawr!]

Ya, every guys should follow this bloke's example and post something about yourself so we know who to pick! :bigsmile:

This is crazy.


My name is Kentarou. I noticed, here in this thread, that slaves are apparently a necessary commodity amongst the higher-ups here. I was hoping to offer up my services to anyone in need of them! However, I suppose what I hope isn't what's important. What's important is what you need! Should you ask me to perform an activity, I will not only work to the best of my abilities to see that it gets done; I will improve myself, and raise the level of my abilities to see that it gets done as best as it can be done! However, this is probably what's expected of a person in my field.

Having trained in ancient Martial Arts, diligence and respect aren't things I just know, or things I live by. They are simply the only way I can be if I hope to reach my goals! And here, the only goal in sight is to work my best to serve you! Should I work under you, I promise to serve you in respect.

...

Also I'm pretty good at cooking, if you need me to do that!http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/icons/bocoboco.gif

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/KenYocin/billymays.jpg?t=1278407964

[Madame Adequate]

I call NeoCracker! Also MILF, and Rantzien and o_O. Should they choose to become slaves.

Allie, this cloning idea of yours is golden.

It shall be as you command.

[Christmas]

Will it work if there is a male version of this? :bigsmile:

[KentaRawr!]

Will it work if there is a male version of this? :bigsmile:

Why? Do you want to be a slave? :p

[G13]

Will it work if there is a male version of this? :bigsmile:

There already is a male version of this. It's called reality. :smug:

[Levian]

Reporting for duty.

[Cuchulainn]

Will it work if there is a male version of this? :bigsmile:

There already is a male version of this. It's called reality. :smug:

ooooooooohh Your move, women

[KentaRawr!]

Will it work if there is a male version of this? :bigsmile:

There already is a male version of this. It's called reality. :smug:

I knew this was coming in some form! :p

[Christmas]

I guess it won't work afterall! :bigsmile:

[Clo]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

[KentaRawr!]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

[Clo]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

Yeah, my huge dong usually throws people off.

[Pheesh]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

Yeah, my huge dong usually throws people off.

Like...literally? Because that really would be one huge dong...

[Clo]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

Yeah, my huge dong usually throws people off cliffs.

Like...literally? Because that really would be one huge dong...
I fixed it just for you!

[oddler]

I'm oddler and I'm married. I know when to be a pushover and when to act like I'm in charge. :choc2:

[Pheesh]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

Yeah, my huge dong usually throws people off cliffs.

Like...literally? Because that really would be one huge dong...
I fixed it just for you!

I am WAY too insecure to still be posting in this thread...

[Rodarian]

There should be a story...

'CLO and HER DONG':tongue:


*dance dance dance* :peachdance:

[Breine]

Just tell me what to do and I'm there! :bigsmile:

[Shorty]

I call NeoCracker! Also MILF, and Rantzien and o_O. Should they choose to become slaves.

Allie, this cloning idea of yours is golden.

My mind knows no refusal. What would you have me do, princess?

We will discuss that in private.

The rest of you should take LESSONS from this one!

[DarkBahamut]

Sorry, but boys only drool when they see hot chicks.

But other than that, who wants to hear a joke?
Women's rights :D

[Clo]

Hey, wait, I'm a chick!

Somehow I always thought you were a guy. :|

Yeah, my huge dong usually throws people off cliffs.

Like...literally? Because that really would be one huge dong...
I fixed it just for you!

I am WAY too insecure to still be posting in this thread...

Aw, now I feel guilty for my dong joke. :(

[Raistlin]

Don't worry, Clo. The rest of us appreciate your massive dong.

[rubah]

I think raistlin will be one of my slaves, too. He'll feed me grapes and deliver lectures on how bad society used to be before Amazonia took over.

[Clo]

Don't worry, Clo. The rest of us appreciate your massive dong.

Just when I was getting worried that I was a freak of nature.

EDIT: Wait, I don't want to be slave. I don't have a dong anymore.

[DarkBahamut]

I think raistlin will be one of my slaves, too. He'll feed me grapes and deliver lectures on how bad society used to be before Amazonia took over.
Wait, so when Amazonia takes over, all women will become prostitutes? Oh sorry, I took "He'll feed me grapes" the wrong way.:|

[Raistlin]

I think raistlin will be one of my slaves, too. He'll feed me grapes and deliver lectures on how bad society used to be before Amazonia took over.

I get to decide for whom I am a slave. You are way too easy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/128842-end-year-ciddies-2009-revelation-thread.html) for my standards. :cool:

[rubah]

I'm pretty sure you don't get a choice! Not after I clone you!

[qwertysaur]

*Casts invis*

[Shorty]

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/deathybysnoosnoo.jpg

[Cuchulainn]

a frightening image.

also, where is this thread going?

[Christmas]

*Casts invis*

I want qwertysaur and no one else. And he won't be my slave! He will be my faithful companion! :kaoclove:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Death by snu-snu!

I'm in.

[Pheesh]

Don't worry, Clo. The rest of us appreciate your massive dong.

It throws people off cliffs!

...And apparently it can disappear at her bidding.

(I would also like to know where this thread is going)

[qwertysaur]

*Casts invis*

I want qwertysaur and no one else. And he won't be my slave! He will be my faithful companion! :kaoclove:
:kaoclove:

[rubah]

It will pretty much end in Snoo-snoo

[Bunny]

a frightening image.

also, where is this thread going?

Nowhere even remotely fun.

[KentaRawr!]

Is this going to end in some kind of RP game? Like, with the girls being strategists and the guys RP battling one another in a big ol' war? Or are we just going to joke around about gender roles? o,o

[Clo]

Don't worry, Clo. The rest of us appreciate your massive dong.

It throws people off cliffs!

...And apparently it can disappear at her bidding.

(I would also like to know where this thread is going)

My disappearing super dong is the stuff of legends. And this thread is going EVERYWHERE.

And anywhere.

[Vyk]

this thread is going EVERYWHERE.

And anywhere.

......

*Gets the towel...*

[NorthernChaosGod]

*readies pelvis*

[DarkBahamut]

*readies pelvis*
lol *casts Haste*

[NeoCracker]

I think it's also important for all the ladies here to know I"m a Sorcerer and I have the spells 'Enlargement' and 'Grease' ready at all times. :jokey:

[Rodarian]

Fuji hasn't given her answer if I am to be her slave.... If she doesn't take me ...who shall it be then....

[Jiro]

Well I'm going to set up my own town away from you cultists kay?

[DarkBahamut]

I think it's also important for all the ladies here to know I"m a Sorcerer and I have the spells 'Enlargement' and 'Grease' ready at all times. :jokey:
Well what if you have 255 max stats already in Enlargement? I don't need spells :mad2:

[NeoCracker]

Mixing RPG terms that aren't related is just uncool man.

[Lawr]

Oh man. I've already been through 400 years of this!

[rubah]

itt saglet is 417

[Peegee]

I cite the works of Esthar Vilar to assist in illustrating the deceptive nature of this utopia. Such a scenario, while it will rid the world of wars and strife comes at the cost of freedom of male pursuit. While one might argue that there may be sensible exchanges, I posit that the exchange is not only fair, but detrimental to the affluence of current male-centric culture.

[Meat Puppet]

Who the fuck is Myrn

[Cuchulainn]

LOL literally laughed out loud there. Kudos Mr Puppet.

[rubah]

Peegies is slave #3.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm so unloved. :cry:

[Cuchulainn]

I'm so unloved. :cry:

I love you very much.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:jess:

[G13]

I'm so unloved. :cry:

You actually want to be a slave? You'd be at the mercy of when they want snoo-snoo. What if you have a headache?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I just want snu snu.

[Peegee]

Peegies is slave #3.

You're appealing to the cognitive dissonance I suffer when I consider the benefits of practising the art of massage versus the loss of inate liberty. I am well aware of your female wiles as one of your own have usurped the unconscious rule enforced upon the male population!

[Jiro]

What happened to fighting oppression, Peegees? What happened to being a completely independent and free man, able to act upon his own will?

[Peegee]

What happened to fighting oppression, Peegees? What happened to being a completely independent and free man, able to act upon his own will?

Good sir you do not perceive the impact of my words.

[rubah]

More massages, man-slave.

[KentaRawr!]

I don't think anyone wants a Kentarou slave. :p Lucky me!

[Peegee]

More massages, man-slave.

What do you offer as recompense for my lack of liberty?

[rubah]

you can asia as much as you want

[Peegee]

I despise asians. Also you banned me from asianing last night :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

>last night

[Bunny]

Why has nobody claimed me yet? You ladies are missing out on some prime real estate.

[Vyk]

Funny thing is. I adore giving massages. And I'm excellent at them. So I have to be careful

[Clo]

Why has nobody claimed me yet? You ladies are missing out on some prime real estate.

Bunny, make me a turkey sandwich. This will be considered the first half of your "let's exchange meats" request. :D

[Bunny]

What else would you like on it? Or would you just like turkey? If the latter is the case, I am not interested anymore. If it is the former, however, please specify.

[Rodarian]

Oh for bullocks sake I'm in the market!

[KentaRawr!]

Funny thing is. I adore giving massages. And I'm excellent at them. So I have to be careful

I'm really good at those, too. But my friends don't let me massage them because they think it's gay. :p Goofy friends, being all homophobic.

[Loony BoB]

I put myself forward as a potential slave for cloning, however will have to resort to a gentleman's honesty and point out that I would be a smurfing :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty slave because I really don't like doing as I'm told. But I'm good at the dishes (although I don't like doing them) and my backrubs have earned rave reviews all over the world (really!). I'm also a really good singer when drunk, or at least I like to think so. I can only assume I'm right because people tell me to keep singing...

You will, of course, have to put up with my clones. Seems one lady has already selected me as her slave. :D