EOFF Dragon's Den

[Vagrant]

Add your business ideas here! (bear in mind that any sensible, possibly profitable ideas will become void once stated)

[blackmage_nuke]

Hamburger Earmuffs

[Rye]

A cafe/craft shop/crafting station combination. I actually really want to do this if I have the capital eventually. I'll rent out sewing machines by the hour, with a set of threads and needles and such for each person to use. Bring Your Own Fabric!

Maybe a theme cafe!

[Cuchulainn]

a public toilet made entirely out of pencils. Make it happen.

[Christmas]

Maybe a resturant something like this one (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1071289/Pictured-The-amazing-monkey-waiters-serve-tables-Japanese-restaurant.html) where the staff are animals! Of course not just monkeys, maybe a parrot to take orders and other animals to serve! :kaoclove:

[Mo-Nercy]

Okay, so you know how they're basically two kinds of urinals? One's the porcelain bowl thing and the other can only be described as a big long metal pissing wall.

Without getting into too much icky detail about urination, I hate the metal wall. I don't know if it's just me, but I usually get a bit of splashback with the wall, no matter what the angle. Nothing could be more annoying or disgusting for a guy who is always either wearing thongs/flip-flops or a pair of good sneakers. What society really needs is for the metal wall to become a thing of the past for all public restrooms, but failing that, I'm thinking a foot/shoe guard installed across the length of the wall would be a great invention.

:monster:

[Vagrant]

So you slide your feet under the guard and then let yourself go?

[Vermachtnis]

A coffee shop haunted by the ghosts of cuddly little animals. Now let me explain. You got this coffee shop right? There's all these dogs and cats in it...and they're all dead.

[Bunny]

A robot designed to travel back and forth through time and urinate on specific targets.

An identification tag for dogs that also disables their need to make noises, hump legs, and urinate out of excitement for seeing people.

[Raistlin]

I've already discussed my business. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/132949-business.html)

[Clo]

My business is disabling every link that Wes posts.

[Raistlin]

Is that some type of hip new euphemism? Kinky.

[Mo-Nercy]

So you slide your feet under the guard and then let yourself go?
You bet! You can pee secure with the knowledge that your feet will be protected, so you don't have to stand an obscene distance from the wall.

Alternatively, you could use a cubicle.

[Shorty]

Bunnies whose coats are made from cotton candy in all colors of the rainbow.

[Vyk]

A company that posts pictures of kitties on every website that Cuchulain frequents? :}

CUCHU SMASH?