EoFF Gurls (A Parody)

[Agent Proto]

So, I got bored, decided to make a shoddy attempt at parodying Katy Perry's Caifornia Gurl. Um, so take it as it is and perhaps add to it if you want? It's a start, I think. :cool:


Greetings everyone,
Let's go out for a journey, shall we?

I know a place
Where we can talk Final Fantasy
There at Wonder Square
Where the newbies introduce themselves
Hey! What is that?
There's a photo thread in General Chat!
The guys
their nose they bleed
Trying to sneak a peek (at girls)

You could check out the photos
But nothing comes close
To ShlupQuack's boobies
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each one
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unforgettable
rubah and Rye
There's also Shiny
fire_of_avalon
So bad
She'll kick your ass so hard
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're undeniable
Clo, Freya, Jess
And also Jessweeee♪!
Eyes on Final Fantasy
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cats?! In those pictures?
They don't really belong there!
Oh look
There's more gals
Lady_lulu and Christmas (also ~*~Celes~*~)

You could Mognet each one
But nothing comes close
To getting a Visitor Note from one
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each girl
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbelievable
Cid's Angels
Marshall Banana on top
missaira
So cute
She makes you all want to tap dat
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbreakable
scrumpleberry
Zeldy's got another drink
EoFF represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Ah screw this! I smurfing give up! I can't do any better than this. :monster:

[Christmas]

I wanted to do something (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/133120-ode-eoff.html) like this but I think I failed! :(

[KentaRawr!]

I don't know what song you're trying to parody, but I have the sneaking suspicion that there's a problem with the syllables!

[Rodarian]

I wholly approve of this song!! :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

I pulled the track up on youtube and sung along but there is a slight issue with syllables. I just stretched/shortened some words to fix it :D

[Hythloday]

Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry.

True facts.

[Clo]

Katy Perry has a cat named Kitty Purry.

True facts.

The More You Know!

Also, I approve of this song.

[Christmas]

Jeff is my favorite THREAD CLOSING MONSTER. (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/song/eoff_gurls_a_parody) :bigsmile:

[~*~Celes~*~]

:heart:

[G13]

Haha nice man! A for effort!

You should do Mambo Number 5 next.

[Shiny]

This song makes me cry at night. Well not this one, but the original. Yeah.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, the song is okay, but the music video is really terrible. I just don't see how anyone can associate candyland with California. :stare:

Though, I'm glad to know the song I wrote is cool with you guys (so far!). :tongue:

[Shiny]

I just don't see how anyone can associate candyland with California. :stare:

Or cupcake boobs...

[Shlup]

:stare:

[Agent Proto]

:greenie:

[G13]

I don't think I was clear before.

It would be in your best interest if you did Mambo Number 5 next. :colbert:

[Loony BoB]

Making parodies is fun. Danielle and I made a parody of "Make Me Wanna Die" by Pretty Reckless the other day, it's called "Make Me Lots of Pies". It was fun, but Danielle loves the song and hits me when I sing my parody over the top of it. :(