If i give barret the steal materia, does that make me racist?

[Carnage-]

How about if i laugh whenever he uses mug?

[DarkBahamut]

....lol. That's funny.

[Christmas]

If I give Cait Sith a mime materia, does that make him a copy cat? :bigsmile:

[Clo]

I shouldn't laugh, but I do.

Your avatar makes it even better.

[Vermachtnis]

Ba-DUM PISH (http://instantrimshot.com/)

[G13]

Not if it's genuinely hilarious. :monster:

[oddler]

Give Cloud Double Cut because he's just that emo.

Am I doing this right?

[Shiny]

How about if i laugh whenever he uses mug?

Yes and yes.

I'm surprised there was no sexist joke made about Manipulate yet.

[f f freak]

How about if I make Tifa use Deathblow on Cloud?

[G13]

I usually end up giving Yuffie the Annoying Bitch materia.

I did it wrong didn't I? :(

[Tonberry_King]

I never used any materia besides recovery and elemenetal magic, cus i like having my hp high up.

[xXsarahXx]

I usually end up giving Yuffie the Annoying Bitch materia.

I did it wrong didn't I?

your kinda there...


I never used any materia besides recovery and elemenetal magic, cus i like having my hp high up.

Now thats what you call doing it wrong.

[Forsaken Lover]

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.

[Saber]

Nah I'd give Aeris the death spell linked with the added effect materia.

[blackmage_nuke]

What if I only give Yuffie Yellow Materia?

[Tokimadoushi]

I tend to keep Vincent permanently on the Sadness status.
Not cos I'm trying to be funny (wait, maybe I am :p) but because his Limits are just THAT bad.
I also tend to give him the materia with Sleepel :redface:

[DarkBahamut]

Give Tifa any materia that inflicts "Confusion" on enemies. Cuz everyone is gonna be in awe when they stare at her chest.

[Loony BoB]

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.
Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

[blackmage_nuke]

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.
Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

I couldnt Contain my laugter

[Tokimadoushi]

That was too much awesome :D

[Shiny]

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

I just... :stare:

[DarkBahamut]

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.
You Beta use your Magic Hammer on her. But when you use your Roulette, make sure it hits her.

:) Adding E. Skills makes it slightly better.

[Forsaken Lover]

Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

This post just won the thread.

[Saber]

You can give Red XIII 13 red materia.

[ScottyRedXIII]

is it racist if i imagine barret to just shout out I PITY THE FOOL????

[razorrozar7]

Too bad there's no Water spell materia... what good is a Cloud that doesn't rain?