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I Don't Need A Name
07-12-2010, 09:51 AM
(Yar Har Fiddle De Dee and all the rest)
Ahoy me fellow villains of the sea! Welcome to the Good Ship EoFF! Today, we're recruitin'. If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself :jess:) then write ye name and rank below.
Alright Swashbucklers, get to it!
First mate G13 at yer service!
But right now I'm off t' schwab me poop deck as me lunch ain't sittin' right.
NorthernChaosGod
07-12-2010, 10:17 AM
First mate G13 at yer service!
But right now I'm off t' schwab me poop deck as me lunch ain't sittin' right.
You're a filthy fucking man and you should be ashamed of yourself. :lol:
Rodarian
07-12-2010, 10:24 AM
Arragg! I be the one pegged legged man.. But I still know how to sail a ship as big as your mother's tidal pool.... *spits*
Aye. Ye've no idea just 'ow filthy a pirate such as m' good self is.
What kind of vessel be we on if a man of my calibre cannae speak o' things a civilized man would not?
YAHARRR!
BarelySeeAtAll
07-12-2010, 10:38 AM
You're a traitor and I want to have no part in what ever cherade this is :colbert:
Disappointed Second, remember where your loyalties lie.
PeneloRatsbane
07-12-2010, 05:39 PM
Yarggg I want to be the one that sits in the crows nest and plays shanties on an accordian
Oh ray and up she rises and so on and so forth
Shorty
07-12-2010, 06:38 PM
I want on board, but I will not be in the kitchen.
Peegee
07-12-2010, 06:39 PM
You can be me first mate Shorty. For I be Captain PG!
Shorty
07-12-2010, 06:46 PM
If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself
Isn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!
Peegee
07-12-2010, 06:50 PM
If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself
Isn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!
He said I could choose my position he did! So I be captain PG
I Don't Need A Name
07-12-2010, 06:57 PM
That be mutiny! You will have to contest it in a battle to the death with Cap'n Rantz!
And G13 has already taken first mate!
Shorty
07-12-2010, 07:01 PM
PG and I will have our own ship full of wenches and we will battle Rantzien's ship!
Rantz
07-12-2010, 07:19 PM
Aha! A captainship handed to me freely! This is life. Conquering ships by daytime, and women by night! Booty and rum! A woman in every harbour! Join me, and I shall lead you!
http://bestoflegends.org/art/capt_kidd.jpg
Iceglow
07-12-2010, 07:28 PM
Avast! Man yer posts ya scurvy dogs! Or Ah'lll flay every last scrap of meat from yer bones!
blackmage_nuke
07-12-2010, 10:28 PM
Aye I'll be he what operates the Tractor Beam and keeps the hyperdrive in ship shape. Three sheets to the solar wind and jump to hyperspace!
And so Peter Pan became a pirate...
LunarWeaver
07-12-2010, 11:34 PM
I want to be a loblolly boy. The job may be hideous, but the title is fun.
Bunny
07-12-2010, 11:40 PM
Commandant Bunny will catch every last one of you miserable pirates. You are a plague to the open ocean and I shall eradicate you once and for all!
To arms!
If ye want to sail under Cap'n Rantz (as nominated by myself
Isn't Rantzien Captain, silly? I'll take the first mate spot, though!
YAHARR! Ye'll have t' duel me fer th' spot. GARRR!
Have to fly, have to fight
Have to crow
Have to save Maggie, have to save Jack
...
Hooky's back!
Iceglow
07-13-2010, 12:01 AM
Commandant Bunny will catch every last one of you miserable pirates. You are a plague to the open ocean and I shall eradicate you once and for all!
To arms!
Ter what arms be that? After Aaahh've cut both yers off?
Cuchulainn
07-13-2010, 01:36 AM
Oh look. someone on the internet with a pirate themed forum activity. You're a rarety..
Once i finish listening to my favorite song ('Airplanes' by B.o.B.) I'll hop right on board. I think I might even add it to my Facebook profile too.
Shlup
07-13-2010, 01:42 AM
These be my seas, bitches. Watch yo'selves.
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh165/cptadamhawk/pix%20o%20stuff/badasspirateedited-2.jpg
Shorty
07-13-2010, 01:51 AM
YAHARR! Ye'll have t' duel me fer th' spot. GARRR!
I'll duel ye man, an' when we're done, won't be n'thin' left o' ye!
Madame Adequate
07-13-2010, 01:55 AM
Ravish me, Cap'n Shlup :flirt:
Shlup
07-13-2010, 02:05 AM
Okay but I'm using my hook hand.
Raistlin
07-13-2010, 02:18 AM
You realize you're talking to the one person on EoFF that would actually like that, right?
Shlup
07-13-2010, 02:25 AM
I did take a moment to consider that about mid-sentence, yes.
Bunny
07-13-2010, 02:25 AM
I always dreamed that you were a dude with nasty teeth, Shlup. :drool:
Shlup
07-13-2010, 02:35 AM
I fixed your post.
You dirty birdy.
Bunny
07-13-2010, 02:39 AM
Please stop flirting with me. I'm not Raistlin.
Shlup
07-13-2010, 03:05 AM
The males of EoFF seem to have a very disturbing idea of what flirting is.
We should conduct a study.
Bunny
07-13-2010, 03:14 AM
Whenever a woman talks to me, in any capacity, I automatically assume they want to jump my bones.
Don't pretend you are immune to my... charms.
Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?!
I'll duel ye man, an' when we're done, won't be n'thin' left o' ye!
Oh yeah!? Well how kin ya do that when yer walkin' th' plank and sinkin' inta Davey Jones' locker?
Yaharr-har-HARRR!
Shorty
07-13-2010, 04:37 AM
Oh yeah!? Well how kin ya do that when yer walkin' th' plank and sinkin' inta Davey Jones' locker?
Yaharr-har-HARRR!
I ain't a'scared o' no Davey Jones locker! I dun intend t'go withou' a fight, matey! Arrrrgh!
I'd first unleash a bucket o' sass upon ye like ye've ne'er known befare!
Sass 'n' buckets? When did we b'come so uncivilized as t' be throwin' around buckets o' sass? Where's yer pirate's honor?
Now draw yer blade and let's settle this once 'n' ferall!
Yo-ho-har-har!
~*~Celes~*~
07-13-2010, 05:12 AM
http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
Rodarian
07-13-2010, 08:57 AM
*spits*n Quie the yallering and get back to work Yee piss and fools!!... The Moaning Eyes can't opers itself!!
Rantz
07-13-2010, 05:47 PM
We need to get some insult swordfighting going in here.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
Clouded Sky
07-13-2010, 08:19 PM
YARRRR.
Y'all really want to be pirates, join the crew in the thread over here --->Puzzle Pirates (EoFF Crew) (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/133294-puzzle-pirates.html)
DarkBahamut
07-13-2010, 08:20 PM
Anyone remember the Sailors vs Pirates thread :jess:
But yes, I AM A PIRATE ;D
Shorty
07-14-2010, 04:39 AM
Sass 'n' buckets? When did we b'come so uncivilized as t' be throwin' around buckets o' sass? Where's yer pirate's honor?
Now draw yer blade and let's settle this once 'n' ferall!
Yo-ho-har-har!
Who arrr ye callin' uncivilized! I be a woman, an' women arrr full o' sass! Me weapon is drawn, matey!
Oh wait, gimme a timeout! I need meself a scrap o' paper an' a quill. I ain't got a weapon drawn yet.
Yar-har-har-HEYO!
Shorty
07-14-2010, 04:50 AM
Wait wait, pause. What if we team up and go against the others?
Ayyyyyyyyyye like that idea actually!
Avast ye scallywags! We be takin' the ship fer ourselves. Man yer posts (har har ;)) if ye don' wanta join yer former cap'n in the briney deep.
Shorty
07-14-2010, 05:06 AM
A fine team we make, me man! We'll take them seas fer ourselves and leave nothin' far anyone else!
Welcome t' the finest new member o' arrrr crew - our parrot Yoshi! (Ye can't have a crew wit'ou' a parrot, me friend.)
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/as03.jpg
Wunnerful idea! It's been many a week since I 'ad a proper dinner. :drool:
Shorty
07-14-2010, 05:25 AM
No, no birds for DINNER. :'(
Well what'm I s'posed t' eat then? :colbert:
Shorty
07-14-2010, 05:34 AM
The scarvy pris'ners we picked up who won' join us!
Also, we what does our ship look like?
Freya
07-14-2010, 05:43 AM
I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!:eek:
I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!:eek:
I bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtles
Ninja turtles
blackmage_nuke
07-14-2010, 06:25 AM
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:19 AM
I saw some black silhouettes running against the moonlight toward your ship last night!:eek:
I bet they were mutant teenagers. Green ones. Like turtles
Ninja turtles
Ninja Turtles FTW!
Yeh'll walk the plank ya scurvy ninjas. And quit touchin' me booty TSoL!
Freya
07-14-2010, 09:28 AM
I have reason to believe there was a Ninja by the name of Levian in the parts.
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:29 AM
Yeh'll walk the plank ya scurvy ninjas. And quit touchin' me booty TSoL!
Try to catch me, I already laid my hand upon it fifteen times since you posted this!
1337 ninja! :D
Me booty's cursed don'tcha know! Yar-har-har-har-har-har
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:34 AM
My touch is cursed, IT WILL INFECT YOU WITH THE GAY!
MWhahaha!
Aw crap. I had a date with a wench t'night too. :(
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:35 AM
That's no way to be talkin' about your mother!
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:40 AM
Only for you! ;)
Well now that I'm cursed...
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:43 AM
You will come to the gay ninja side to be with me?
"Ninja" side be th' Dark Side boy. That's not me style. Har-har-HEYO
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:50 AM
Yes, because pirates hold the moral high-ground with the plundering, pillaging and possibly raping a random broad. Unlike a noble ninja who protects the innocent from the shadows!
Ninjas 're assassins, no? 'Sides, yeh've got no accent! How kin I join you when yeh don' 'ave a cool accent?
Ya-harrr!
The Summoner of Leviathan
07-14-2010, 09:56 AM
Not all ninjas are assassins, but all pirates are thieves!
Also, ninjas come from the land of the rising sun. They don't need an accent that brutally butchers English. They have Japanese, biotch. :p
Also, ninjas come from the land of the rising sun. They don't need an accent that brutally butchers English.
:lol: Yer kiddin' me right?
Edit: Oh right. Need not have. Th' rum must be gettin' t' me.
blackmage_nuke
07-14-2010, 11:23 AM
I'll be startin me own πr8 crew. Who wants to join me in adventures that put the fun in functions?
Christmas
07-14-2010, 01:10 PM
There is only one real pirate! :bigsmile:
(http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/rsl.html)
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Rebellious Eagle
07-14-2010, 04:07 PM
Ooh, I wanna be a pirate! Do we get to look for treasure and gold? :D
Unbreakable Will
07-14-2010, 05:03 PM
Shark in 'eh water... foive kids go intae 'eh water. Two come out.
Story Pirate Rocco I be.
NorthernChaosGod
07-15-2010, 02:54 AM
My ship is better.
http://courses.cit.cornell.edu/hist320/Images/070302_viking_ship_02%5B1%5D.jpg
Bunny
07-15-2010, 07:44 AM
Yes, because pirates hold the moral high-ground with the plundering, pillaging and possibly raping a random broad. Unlike a noble ninja who protects the innocent from the shadows!
I think you need to read up on ninjas some more.
Rodarian
07-15-2010, 08:57 AM
AAAAAAAAAAARRRR Julian's ship is no match for this great wench
http://familyfun.go.com/assets/cms/printables/0107d_pirate_ship.jpg
Manny
07-16-2010, 10:34 AM
PG and I will have our own ship full of wenches and we will battle Rantzien's ship!
I will happily join the ranks of the wenches! My pirate name be Mad Annie Flint!
Cuchulainn
07-16-2010, 11:09 AM
My ship is better.
http://courses.cit.cornell.edu/hist320/Images/070302_viking_ship_02%5B1%5D.jpg
That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.
Pheesh
07-16-2010, 11:10 AM
Yaaar, any crew I be choosin' will be the beneficiary of me KRAKEN! He's but a baby at the moment, but he will grow up big n' strong!
....KRAKEN!
NorthernChaosGod
07-16-2010, 05:23 PM
That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.
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http://courses.cit.cornell.edu/hist320/Images/070302_viking_ship_02%5B1%5D.jpg
Io'd like t' see if those shields can reflect a cannonball.
Yarharrr!
Cuchulainn
07-16-2010, 11:26 PM
That's a Viking Long Ship, not a brig or galleon, you charlatan.
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Ultima Shadow
07-18-2010, 09:49 PM
The viking long-boat is faster and easier to manuver, but does suffer a clear dissadvantage from the lack of heavy artillery (cannons).
...I mean "Yarrrrr!"
NorthernChaosGod
07-19-2010, 12:20 AM
Vikings > pirates
Are we not th' same, really? Wot is a Viking if not a Pirate? Do we not all pillage, kill, and sail th' open seas? Join me brother and together we'll sail our way inta th' hist'ry books.
If not I'll give th' order t' fire upon yer defenseless ship. :D
NorthernChaosGod
07-19-2010, 01:14 AM
Vikings are amphibious. And have cooler weapons.
Ultima Shadow
07-19-2010, 12:07 PM
Are we not th' same, really? Wot is a Viking if not a Pirate? Do we not all pillage, kill, and sail th' open seas? Join me brother and together we'll sail our way inta th' hist'ry books.
If not I'll give th' order t' fire upon yer defenseless ship. :D
Actually, vikings were just as much explorers and merchants as they were warriors and raiders. The longships were not built to be fast and agile only for the sake of warfare, but also in order to allow quick trips overseas for trading and to settle new areas. It was mainly because of the attack on the abbey of Lindisfarne in 793 that vikings were started to be viewed as "barbaric and relentless" for the next twelve centuries. :greenie:
*ruins the mood*
NorthernChaosGod
07-19-2010, 03:35 PM
Thanks, Shads!
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