SnailxSnail

[Shorty]

I witnessed my snails mating last night. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen!

My boyfriend noticed the smaller one on top of the other and said, "look, one of your snails is hitching a ride on the other!"

Upon further inspecting, I discovered that, no, no one was hitching a ride. They were doing it.

YouTube - The Lover Snails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_cCeEMyWZA)

Topic: weird nature :bou::bou::bou::bou: you have witnessed.

[Rantz]

Shorty, you are banned for posting animal porn on the forums.

I have seen and poked sheep intestines fresh out of the body (they were still warm). Does that count?

[Shorty]

I have seen and poked sheep intestines fresh out of the body (they were still warm). Does that count?

Seen and poked, eh?

[Bunny]

Rantzien gets frisky around dead animals.

[DarkBahamut]

That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails. :cool:

[rubah]

We had turtles mating on our porch once

[Shorty]

That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails. :cool:

Romantic, or gross? :(

[DarkBahamut]

That should of been a romantic for you and your boyfriend and should've mimed the snails. :cool:

Romantic, or gross? :(
:mad: It depends.

[Bunny]

Not really weird but I saw a giraffe and zebra penis at the zoo. Flaccid to hard.

It was... okay it was weird.

[Shiny]

When we had cockatails, one of them was masturbating on the cage's handle.

[Clo]

I saw a kitten try to nurse on a male cat once.

Yeaaahh.

Ewwww.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been to the zoo enough to pretty much see all the animals fucking at one point or another.

[Meat Puppet]

they’re not your snails they’re THEIR OWN SNAILS YOU MONSTER

[Shorty]

I own them, therefore they are my snails!

[Meat Puppet]

oh okay kind of like slaves only not as useful

[rubah]

I saw a kitten try to nurse on a male cat once.

Yeaaahh.

Ewwww.

my puppy used to do the same thing xD our dog didn't really discourage it ;)

[Madame Adequate]

Our big fat Sugi cat used to loooove trying to have sex with Jinx, who is basically shotacon in cat form, he looks like a kitten despite being six. Pedo Sugi!

Also I found a pair of snails mating once. I was mighty confused by the fact there were two pen0rs!

[Rye]

Sugi is a big fat fabulous gay!

[Lawr]

I own them, therefore they are my snails!


oh okay kind of like slaves only not as useful

It seems like, no matter where you are Shorty, I can always find you talking about slavery and/or your hatred for black people!

Did we do something to you? I can get out of your life if you want. I'll just take my reparations money and go.

[Shorty]

That is an outright filthy lie. Just let me have my snails. :(

[Rodarian]

Ok... In my mind...snails simply split into to two for reproduction.... Yea that's it..:eep:

[Christmas]

There was this time I saw a pair of dogs mating on the street. But it is more like a rape than normal mating to me though! :bigsmile:

[rubah]

have you guys ever seen cattle mating?

They weigh entirely too much to be able to get that far off the ground.

[Rodarian]

There was this time I saw a pair of dogs mating on the street. But it is more like a rape than normal mating to me though! :bigsmile:

Actually the females rape the male dogs... They v jay forcibly holds them, even after copulation....

[Peegee]

have you guys ever seen cattle mating?

They weigh entirely too much to be able to get that far off the ground.

AND THEN THE COW WILL MOVE SUDDENLY AND BREAK THE BULL'S PENIS AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE BULL AMIRITE ALLIES I BET YOU HAD TO SHOOT ONE IN THE FACE YOU MEANYHEAD

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[GrimmReaper]

Watching cattle attempt to mate was pretty funny to see. We had a goat take up the middle of the road in front of our combat patrol and wouldn't get out of the way, and it escorted us through a village. We passed it soon as we got out and then it followed us for 2 kilometers.

[Peegee]

Watching cattle attempt to mate was pretty funny to see. We had a goat take up the middle of the road in front of our combat patrol and wouldn't get out of the way, and it escorted us through a village. We passed it soon as we got out and then it followed us for 2 kilometers.

WHAT DO GOATS HAVE TO DO WITH COWS? I'M SO CONFUSED !
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[BarelySeeAtAll]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

[Peegee]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

^_^ turtles!

But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?

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[Iceglow]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating, then the girl in my school class smashed them with her french book!

I also once witnessed the chimps at a zoo fight each other, the entire group had a gangbang to make up for that one. I was 9, I am surprised I am not mentally scarred for life!

[Peegee]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating, then the girl in my school class smashed them with her french book!

I also once witnessed the chimps at a zoo fight each other, the entire group had a gangbang to make up for that one. I was 9, I am surprised I am not mentally scarred for life!

>implying you are not scared for life

[BarelySeeAtAll]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

^_^ turtles!

But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?

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An odd coloured turtle :jess:

[Shlup]

Student: "Mrs. Mat, the turtles are trying to drown each other!"
Me: "They're fine, leave them alone."
Student: "Mrs. Mat, they're stuck together!" *pulls them apart*
Me: "Noooooo!"
Everyone: *realizes*
Me: "AHHHH!!! The lady who gave them to me said they were both girls!!!"

No learning occurred that day. Well, no math anyway.

[Peegee]

My mate found a clip on youtube of turtles mating, every time she sends it it's like some steamy XXX =] Me being a turtle of course it's rather arousing..

^_^ turtles!

But which kind? Squirrel turtles or turtle trees?

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An odd coloured turtle :jess:

I liek squirrel turtles. I'm going to call it Turrel! :^_^:

[Laddy]

Bonobo lesbian orgies are quite common at the Memphis zoo. :bigsmile:

[Peegee]

Bonobo lesbianです orgies are quite common at the Memphis zooです. :です:

That reminds me. There are certain animalsですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです out there (cough, birds, ducksですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ) that engage in the most bizarre sexual proclivities that you'd almost think they were humansですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです

Well it's gross anyway. Could you imagine these two going at it? nani desu です

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[Rantz]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI)

[Rodarian]

I once killed two flies that were mating... mY friend also squished to mating toads...


Yea its probably won't be nice if someone did that to you if you happened to be mating.....

[rubah]

I once saw two daddy long legs mating

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI)

I'm glad I don't have a phobia.

[Chemical]

I saw a hippo eat a bird.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Student: "Mrs. Mat, the turtles are trying to drown each other!"
Me: "They're fine, leave them alone."
Student: "Mrs. Mat, they're stuck together!" *pulls them apart*
Me: "Noooooo!"
Everyone: *realizes*
Me: "AHHHH!!! The lady who gave them to me said they were both girls!!!"

No learning occurred that day. Well, no math anyway.

Haha, awesome. Were they all giggly?

[G13]

YouTube - Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASwBWyUXI)

Why did I click it!? Why did I click it!? :crying2:

[Peegee]

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Snails! Finally OP I found some for you so it's okay now^_^

[Psychotic]

I once saw a hobo rolling around in broken glass while barking like a dog, if that counts.

[Laddy]

I saw ladybugs mating! It was weird....

[Madame Adequate]

This thread title makes me think of a couple of lesbians snuggling.

[Shorty]

...:stare: