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Marshall Banana
07-22-2010, 02:51 AM
Where is he? Is he lurking around in invisible mode? =O

Theory time? =O

Rye
07-22-2010, 02:58 AM
He told me that he went to the Ivory Coast to give money to an African princess.

Madame Adequate
07-22-2010, 03:22 AM
I heard he was off fighting the vile Tongan military.

Shlup
07-22-2010, 03:25 AM
I just assumed Rye killed him while he she was over there.

Shorty
07-22-2010, 03:29 AM
That or she and Huxley used him for their sexcapades, resulting in a broken back and a trip to the hospital where he's currently hiding out in fear that they'll come back for him to finish the job.

rubah
07-22-2010, 03:45 AM
. . . I thought he was just being on hols :( SOMEONE LIED! clearly this is some sort of espionage mission!


. . .resulting in a broken back and a trip to the hospital where he's currently <del>hiding out in fear</del> waiting on the NHS

Shiny
07-22-2010, 03:47 AM
He is obviously in South Korea chilling with Lee Myung-Bak.

Rye
07-22-2010, 03:49 AM
ROFL. The NHS was actually super fast when I had to go to the hospital over there during an emergency when I was severely ill. Faster than any American hospital I've been to! XD

Laddy
07-22-2010, 04:28 AM
He's still alseep. Want me to wake him?

Levian
07-22-2010, 06:56 AM
Didn't he have this thing? I'm pretty sure he had a thing.

Bunny
07-22-2010, 07:04 AM
He's filming the Green Lantern movie.

Meat Puppet
07-22-2010, 09:05 AM
who cares

Rodarian
07-22-2010, 10:40 AM
Last I saw him was him looking over when I was trying to sleeping... He wanted to sneak in under the covers but I said no.... He could be trying to sneak cover with Cuch though....

G13
07-22-2010, 12:35 PM
He was wrestling bears in the Appalachian Mountains and hurt his back. The bears are dirty fighters and were about to finish him while he was incapacitated when D. B. Cooper leading an army of Sasquatches came to his rescue. D. B. was killed in the scuffle and Psy was made their new king and led them to the promised land, Ringo's XXX Theater, as was foretold by The Great Coconut.

Breine
07-22-2010, 01:53 PM
Holiday perhaps?

Goldenboko
07-22-2010, 02:37 PM
He got tired of people saying he was going to sweep the Ciddies all the time and exodus'd forever. Now cry about what you've all done. Cry about it! :colbert:

Old Manus
07-22-2010, 02:48 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Zeldy
07-22-2010, 03:20 PM
He could have actually like, you know, heaven forbid, made some real life friends and is currently experiencing a social life.

Wait, this is Psychotic we're talking about? Scrap that.

Fujiko
07-22-2010, 04:05 PM
He's locked up in my pantry. In Sweden.

Chloe.
07-22-2010, 05:00 PM
He told me a while ago he would be gone for two weeks to go to a gay camp to learn how not to be gay anymore, he then changed it and said he was going to Thailand as prostitution is legal there.

I don't know what to believe :stare:

Aerith's Knight
07-22-2010, 05:42 PM
He told me a while ago he would be gone for two weeks to go to a gay camp to learn how not to be gay anymore, he then changed it and said he was going to Thailand as prostitution is legal there.

I don't know what to believe :stare:

Simple. He's gone to a gay camp in Thailand where they cure gays with prostitutes.

Bunny
07-22-2010, 06:07 PM
He told me a while ago he would be gone for two weeks to go to a gay camp to learn how not to be gay anymore, he then changed it and said he was going to Thailand as prostitution is legal there.

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand but tolerated because it's one of their biggest industries.

Rodarian
07-22-2010, 06:14 PM
Holiday perhaps?

Must you give a simple explanation Breine!! Try again...

Chloe.
07-22-2010, 06:14 PM
He told me a while ago he would be gone for two weeks to go to a gay camp to learn how not to be gay anymore, he then changed it and said he was going to Thailand as prostitution is legal there.

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand but tolerated because it's one of their biggest industries.

That's not what he seems to think :p

I Took the Red Pill
07-22-2010, 07:07 PM
He's gone back in time to infiltrate the Lyndon B. Johnson administration.

Aerith's Knight
07-22-2010, 07:20 PM
He told me a while ago he would be gone for two weeks to go to a gay camp to learn how not to be gay anymore, he then changed it and said he was going to Thailand as prostitution is legal there.Prostitution is illegal in Thailand but tolerated because it's one of their biggest industries.

The country is known for its sex tourism. Not only is prostitution normal there, underage sex slaves are everywhere. (before you start wondering how I know this, my sister worked in a Thailand orphanage for a year and a half, there were plenty of kids under 10 that had been that)

Then again, if he wanted legal prostitutes, he could've just gone over the canal to the Netherlands. It's all legal here.

Bunny
07-22-2010, 07:34 PM
The country is known for its sex tourism. Not only is prostitution normal there, underage sex slaves are everywhere. (before you start wondering how I know this, my sister worked in a Thailand orphanage for a year and a half, there were plenty of kids under 10 that had been that)

Pretty much. I wrote an essay on the legalization of prostitution in the United States and used various examples from around the world to support and defend my thesis. Thailand was one of the examples of how to not legalize prostitution.

Old Manus
07-22-2010, 08:35 PM
(he did it for fun, by the way, this was nothing to do with academia)

Rocket Edge
07-22-2010, 08:59 PM
Word on the street is he's had a run in with the law, and has been laying low in southern Chile working as a fishmonger.

Rodarian
07-22-2010, 10:36 PM
I was told that he slipped under Shlup's bed-covers but never came out from underneath...

Breine
07-22-2010, 11:45 PM
Holiday perhaps?

Must you give a simple explanation Breine!! Try again...

Holiday in.. errrh... Spain?

rubah
07-22-2010, 11:51 PM
hmm, he's on #eoff! THERE MUST BE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS!

G13
07-22-2010, 11:56 PM
That's a bot... OH MY GOD HE'S A ROBOT! :eek:

Fujiko
07-23-2010, 12:03 AM
OH MY GOD.

rubah
07-23-2010, 12:10 AM
OH GOD.

Cuchulainn
07-23-2010, 01:02 AM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

NorthernChaosGod
07-23-2010, 01:11 AM
I was told that he slipped under Shlup's bed-covers but never came out from underneath...

Well, it's not an unheard of phenomenon.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7827/1213065203355.png Wut.

Madame Adequate
07-23-2010, 01:18 AM
I see no reference to Shlup's biohazardous... 'nose' in that comic.

Raistlin
07-23-2010, 01:48 AM
Perhaps it was considered too commonly known of to require explicit mention.

Rodarian
07-23-2010, 05:50 AM
Who did the snipping... I wanted to see! :colbert:


New info tells me that Shlup's...mattress is in fact a portal of some kind...Shlup usually covers it to keep all outsiders from entering but Psy didn't listen...:(

NorthernChaosGod
07-23-2010, 06:11 AM
Damn, MS Paint gets snipped now? :( Don't worry, Roddy. I'll PM it to you.

G13
07-23-2010, 06:18 AM
I think it was snipped 'cause it had cartoon boobies and a sexual theme to it. I don't think the admins are discriminating against MS Paint.

Aerith's Knight
07-23-2010, 06:49 AM
Yes! Yes, they are! Freaking MS paint NAZI's, man..

POLLS UND PIE CHARTS MACHT FREI! WIR MUSSEN DIE MSPAINT AUSROTTEN!


That's a bot... OH MY GOD HE'S A ROBOT! :eek:

He's a Cylon!

Iceglow
07-23-2010, 10:22 AM
He was never quite the same after my birthday, something about that weekend broke him mentally. Possibly it was when me and Quin actually teabagged him on the sofa fully clothed you filthy minded freaks! he couldn't accept it. He told me he was going to the states to live in a redneck trailer park calling himself Ron and living only on road kill that he made with his beat up 70s pickup truck.

oddler
07-23-2010, 12:17 PM
As long as he's having more fun than he would if he were here, it's acceptable. :heart:

NorthernChaosGod
07-23-2010, 03:28 PM
That's a bot... OH MY GOD HE'S A ROBOT! :eek:

He's a Cylon!

Frakin' toasters!

Fujiko
07-23-2010, 05:49 PM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

I love it when Cuch says 'wee'. xDD

Raistlin
07-23-2010, 10:20 PM
Psychotic is back but has avoided this thread. What is he ashamed of?!

Levian
07-23-2010, 10:38 PM
Everybody should view this thread, then he'll notice the thread when he spies on us through Who's Online.

Cuchulainn
07-23-2010, 10:49 PM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

I love it when Cuch says 'wee'. xDD

I love it when you say anything <3

NorthernChaosGod
07-24-2010, 03:39 AM
Everybody should view this thread, then he'll notice the thread when he spies on us through Who's Online.

Done.

Fujiko
07-24-2010, 05:01 AM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

I love it when Cuch says 'wee'. xDD

I love it when you say anything <3

:aimkiss:

Rodarian
07-24-2010, 12:26 PM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

I love it when Cuch says 'wee'. xDD

I love it when you say anything <3

:aimkiss:

:objection::nonono:

Fujiko
07-26-2010, 05:40 PM
He's a wee ball bag. Wait, was the question 'is psymon a ball bag?' If it was then yes he's a ball bag.

I love it when Cuch says 'wee'. xDD

I love it when you say anything <3

:aimkiss:

:objection::nonono:

:glare:

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 07:12 PM
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:11 PM
Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit

He took the midnight train going anywhere

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:14 PM
A singer in a smokey room.

A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:17 PM
For a smile they can share the night.

It goes on and on and on and on.

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:18 PM
Strangers! Waiting! Up and down the boulevard!

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:20 PM
their shadows searching in the dark

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:21 PM
Streetlights People (Living just to find emotion)

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:22 PM
Hiding somewhere in the night...

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:23 PM
Working hard, to get my fill. Everybody wants a thrill. :shobon:

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:26 PM
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:27 PM
Some will win. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html)
Some will lose. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/i%2527m%2Bmy%2Bown%2Bmilf.html)
Some are born to sing the blues. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/northernchaosgod.html)

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:28 PM
Oh the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:30 PM
Strangers! Waiting! Up and down the boulevard!

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:31 PM
their shadows searching in the night

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:33 PM
Streetlights People (Living just to find emotion)

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:34 PM
Hiding somewhere in the night...

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:35 PM
DON'T

STOP

BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIN'

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:36 PM
HOLD ON TO THE FEEEEELLLIIIIINNNN'

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:38 PM
Streetlights! Peopleeee-uhh-oh-ohhhhhh!

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:39 PM
DON'T STOP BEEEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIEEEEEEEVVVIIIIIN'

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:40 PM
Hold ooo-oooo-ohhhhhh-ohhhhhhh-on!

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:42 PM
STREEETLIIIGGGHHHHTT PEEEOOOOOPLEEEE!

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:42 PM
Don't stop Be-lieeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiin'!

Iceglow
07-26-2010, 08:44 PM
HOLLLLDDDD ON TO THEEE FFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN'

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:45 PM
Streetlights! Peopleeee!

boris no no
07-26-2010, 08:46 PM
yeah I'm stopping that behaviour right here

If the topic is still where is Psy I... don't know

boris no no
07-26-2010, 08:47 PM
Oh there he is... I guess not being on a forum for so long stops you noticing things like him being right there

HI PSY

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 08:49 PM
Oh hey, it's the evil twin! Or possibly the good twin. I don't even remember.

Anyway, that's what I did the past few weeks. I hope that answers your question, Monda. :)

boris no no
07-26-2010, 08:58 PM
good twin. evil twin has spawned. there's nothing good about pushing watermelons out.

Cuchulainn
07-26-2010, 08:59 PM
shut the smurf up the both of yas

Psychotic
07-26-2010, 09:01 PM
good twin. evil twin has spawned. there's nothing good about pushing watermelons out.Actually I think you were both the evil twins.
shut the smurf up the both of yas, predictable song with a predictable outcomeWELCOME TO 10 POSTS AGO.

God, you Liverpool fans are always living in the past :roll2

boris no no
07-26-2010, 09:02 PM
good twin. evil twin has spawned. there's nothing good about pushing watermelons out.Actually I think you were both the evil twins.

Damn

Cuchulainn
07-26-2010, 09:56 PM
good twin. evil twin has spawned. there's nothing good about pushing watermelons out.Actually I think you were both the evil twins.
shut the smurf up the both of yas, predictable song with a predictable outcomeWELCOME TO 10 POSTS AGO.

God, you Liverpool fans are always living in the past :roll2

4 posts, you United supporters always exaggerate.

rubah
07-26-2010, 11:04 PM
Was it actually a watermelon?:O

boris no no
07-26-2010, 11:07 PM
Was it actually a watermelon?:O

ahaha no, it's very soon going to be a child. But almost a watermelon

NorthernChaosGod
07-26-2010, 11:50 PM
That. Was. Awesome.

Iceglow
07-27-2010, 12:15 AM
We were saying as we posted that we definitely need to go do a Karaoke night out and belt that out to the people whilst wasted. It will be waaaaaaayyyyy better than the Glee version even if we're so drunk we can't read the autocue (not that I actually need it for that song in particular)

G13
07-27-2010, 12:26 AM
That was pure excellence. I pictured you two already being drunk which made it that much better.

Aerith's Knight
07-27-2010, 02:32 AM
This an announcement to all people here planning to do things: You can't. You're an eggplant.

Baloki
07-27-2010, 08:04 AM
The bar wouldn't let me sing when I went to do karaoke the other night :(

Rodarian
07-27-2010, 08:28 PM
The bar wouldn't let me sing when I went to do karaoke the other night :(

Its cause you destroyed their woofers....

Iceglow
07-28-2010, 07:35 AM
It's not his fault that he heard they were called Woofers and decided he would like to make them WOOF for him and shoved his penis through them all, he liked the electric shocks!

Please do not be so graphic in the future - jokes are all good and well but this is a bit overboard. Thanks! -Rantz

Jiro
07-28-2010, 07:52 AM
I don't wanna know

boris no no
07-28-2010, 08:01 AM
The bar wouldn't let me sing when I went to do karaoke the other night :(

It made me sad

Rodarian
07-28-2010, 09:57 AM
It's not his fault that he heard they were called Woofers and decided he would like to make them WOOF for him and shoved his penis through them all, he liked the electric shocks!

They are meant for girls....Haven't you heard the Howard Stern show