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Meat Puppet
07-24-2010, 12:03 PM
What is the ugliest word in the English language? And I mean dictionary words, not words like queef. Queef is disqualified from this contest.

I hate the words beef and loaf. They sound ugly, and they fit, as do other words, like bile, and sputum. Kahki is a heavy contender as well.

But the ugliest word in the human language, my dear friends, is "psyche".

This is wrong, because the definition is lovely and inspiring. In my British Literature class, there was a boy in my class who just had a FETISH for the word. He'd say it at least 5 times a lecture, and it made me so mad. He could have said the human mind, the essense of humanity, whatever. But he had to say THE HUMAN PSYCHE. It would be okay if it was pronounce "psych", as in "SIKE! SUPER SIKE!!!" But it's pronounced "psych-y."

Don't say psyche. Just say the spirit of humanity, a human mind, or something of that sort. Please? When you hear the word psyche, think of your pal Rye, and don't say it.

Rodarian
07-24-2010, 12:18 PM
The ugliest word I can think of is 'decent'.... decent as in what... You're a decent guy but lets be friends!


I hate that word..:mad2:




I'm sure there are other words I can think up later!

BarelySeeAtAll
07-24-2010, 01:24 PM
Urgh:

Cake
O'clock
Sick
Puke
Alcove (sp? It's the sound that matters)
Soap
Bake
The way my mum pronounces "Carl" like.."Carrr-ul"
The way my nan says "Morrisons"(supermarket) as "Marrisons" and "Caravan" as "Car-a-van"
Collect
Include
Contract

Probably more but I don't want to think about them too much >_>

o_O
07-24-2010, 02:28 PM
<i>Moist</i>.

Madame Adequate
07-24-2010, 03:15 PM
Ahahahaha Meat you genius <3

Nosh. Nosh is hideous.

Rye
07-24-2010, 04:26 PM
Yeah, nosh makes my skin crawl. But not like psyche.

rubah
07-24-2010, 04:59 PM
I was suspicious of this thread when I saw the title "didn't rye make a thread like that not too long ago?" but I wasn't convinced until I saw the word "psyche".

Since the last thread was posted, I tried to keep an eye out for words that were ugly, but I have failed to write the ones I noticed down, so I still have no good offerings.

aquatius
07-24-2010, 05:15 PM
Slalem :(

Vermachtnis
07-24-2010, 05:24 PM
Phlegm, why the hell is that G there!?

boris no no
07-24-2010, 05:42 PM
baloki

...

Chris
07-24-2010, 06:21 PM
I hate saying "voice". It just doesn't roll. :|

Pheesh
07-24-2010, 06:24 PM
I hate the word deus. I just think that the pronunciation is really ugly, and I was so disappointed when I first found out it was pronounced 'deuce'.

EDIT: and c***

Badge
07-24-2010, 08:39 PM
Gak

PeneloRatsbane
07-24-2010, 08:58 PM
poorly, is there anything more pathetic than someone saying they were feelin "poorly" of that their child is "poorly" yeck

rubah
07-24-2010, 09:04 PM
I hate the word deus. I just think that the pronunciation is really ugly, and I was so disappointed when I first found out it was pronounced 'deuce'.

EDIT: and c***

Not so! (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deus)

Shorty
07-24-2010, 11:33 PM
<i>Moist</i>.

Damn you, you beat me to it. Also <i>mucus</i>.

BardTard
07-25-2010, 12:33 AM
Tartar sauce. I always read that as tar-tar.

Crop
07-25-2010, 01:32 AM
Epic.
When people use that in real life, it makes me sick for weeks.

Pheesh
07-25-2010, 01:57 AM
I hate the word deus. I just think that the pronunciation is really ugly, and I was so disappointed when I first found out it was pronounced 'deuce'.

EDIT: and c***

Not so! (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deus)

Eek, I meant wasn't pronounced 'deuce', deuce is cool, day-us is ugly.

fire_of_avalon
07-25-2010, 02:05 AM
Moist.



Moist.

Damn you, you beat me to it. Also mucus.
Discharge! xDDD

Shorty
07-25-2010, 02:16 AM
>:O

Laddy
07-25-2010, 03:15 AM
Ketchup

Clo
07-25-2010, 03:29 AM
I really hate the word "pay" when it's really close to the word "bill".

rubah
07-25-2010, 03:32 AM
I hate the word deus. I just think that the pronunciation is really ugly, and I was so disappointed when I first found out it was pronounced 'deuce'.

EDIT: and c***

Not so! (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deus)

Eek, I meant wasn't pronounced 'deuce', deuce is cool, day-us is ugly.

b-but... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXs93KbBCgY)!

Pheesh
07-25-2010, 03:39 AM
I hate the word deus. I just think that the pronunciation is really ugly, and I was so disappointed when I first found out it was pronounced 'deuce'.

EDIT: and c***

Not so! (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/deus)

Eek, I meant wasn't pronounced 'deuce', deuce is cool, day-us is ugly.

b-but... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXs93KbBCgY)!

Ok, every word that that guy just said is now officially the ugliest word.

Christmas
07-25-2010, 04:05 AM
Old Manus

oddler
07-25-2010, 11:58 AM
Rural is hard on the ears.

Dignified Pauper
07-25-2010, 05:14 PM
I hate the word "plural"

xXsarahXx
07-25-2010, 07:39 PM
Moist....bleaugh! Horrid horrid word. Makes me feel ill just typing it.

louby_4eva
07-26-2010, 11:39 AM
I think snog is a disgusting word, yuck! It makes me cringe when people say it, although it's a nice thing I just really don't like it. Say Kiss!

Smile and Be happy :love:

xXsarahXx
07-26-2010, 11:47 AM
Omg yes i completely agree with Snog!

Another one, Bling....and Funky....jesus i hate those words so badly.
I feel sick.

Mo-Nercy
07-26-2010, 02:16 PM
Girth.

Don't like it.

Jiro
07-26-2010, 02:28 PM
YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE GIRTH

Imperfectionist
07-26-2010, 03:12 PM
Crust is an awful word :( Ew.

Shiny
07-26-2010, 03:24 PM
Phlegm, why the hell is that G there!?

Yeah seriously. Also, gnash.

Laddy
07-27-2010, 03:31 AM
Ugly is pretty ugly in itself.

Clo
07-27-2010, 04:27 AM
HEY GUYS.

So one day, I was making this pretty decent meat loaf with some beef with a moist, moist cake for dessert, and after I finished noshing on it, I became sick and puked all over, and my throat got really phlegmy, there was just all this mucus, right? And my roommate came in, and was like, "PSYCHE, you made that beef pretty poorly! You forgot the tartar sauce and ketchup! Those make it epic."

Then Old Manus walked in and punched my roommate in the face, and his nose had all this discharge, so Manus and I had to flee someplace rural as a plural group of people. We found a garage to hide in, and it was pretty funky, but Manus's girth made it hard to sneak into and then there was all this crust on the walls. It was an ugly garage, certainly.

The end.

:cool:

Yar
07-27-2010, 04:41 AM
smegma

rubah
07-27-2010, 04:46 AM
yeah, that^

The Space Pope
07-28-2010, 02:50 PM
Pretty much anything in German.

missaira
07-28-2010, 03:08 PM
HEY GUYS.

So one day, I was making this pretty decent meat loaf with some beef with a moist, moist cake for dessert, and after I finished noshing on it, I became sick and puked all over, and my throat got really phlegmy, there was just all this mucus, right? And my roommate came in, and was like, "PSYCHE, you made that beef pretty poorly! You forgot the tartar sauce and ketchup! Those make it epic."

Then Old Manus walked in and punched my roommate in the face, and his nose had all this discharge, so Manus and I had to flee someplace rural as a plural group of people. We found a garage to hide in, and it was pretty funky, but Manus's girth made it hard to sneak into and then there was all this crust on the walls. It was an ugly garage, certainly.

The end.

:cool:

my hero.

BarelySeeAtAll
07-28-2010, 08:33 PM
The German comment reminded me of just how much I hate the French language. And normally when they attempt to speak english too, and spanish accents.

Advert with a frenchie saying "coco" really effing puts me on edge. >=O I DON'T LIKE BEING ON EDGE

Imperfectionist
07-29-2010, 12:35 AM
I hate the French language.

:eek: Now that I just can't agree with.

BarelySeeAtAll
07-29-2010, 12:39 AM
xP I'm not the only one in the world, it sounds ugly and icky.

Imperfectionist
07-29-2010, 12:40 AM
You sound ugly and icky!

Just kidding. But still :(

Fujiko
07-29-2010, 01:07 AM
Moist.



Moist.

Damn you, you beat me to it. Also mucus.
Discharge! xDDD

Rofl xDDDD I'm dying.

Cuchulainn
07-29-2010, 03:24 AM
discharge wins. there is no agreeable meaning to that word.

rubah
07-29-2010, 03:27 AM
Hey guys, let me just discharge the capacitor here....

OMG HE SAID DISCHARGE; GET HIM!

;_;

*everyone dies of capacitor charge*

I don't understand the moist hate. Doesn't it make you think of delicious cakes?
http://www.dailymakeover.com/blogs/these-lips-are-made-for-glossin/Betty%20Crocker%20Cake%20Mix.gif

NorthernChaosGod
07-29-2010, 03:30 AM
Yeah, I always think pleasant things when I hear that word.

Bunny
07-29-2010, 03:33 AM
Mammary.

I do not trust any word that has too many of the same letter.

Laddy
07-29-2010, 06:21 AM
40% of Bunny is N, 50% of mammary is M.

Hypocrisy!

BarelySeeAtAll
07-29-2010, 01:09 PM
You sound ugly and icky!

Just kidding. But still :(

xD we have the exact same humour

E-dit: Americanisms T_T "humor".

Fujiko
07-29-2010, 02:20 PM
I don't understand the moist hate. Doesn't it make you think of delicious cakes?
http://www.dailymakeover.com/blogs/these-lips-are-made-for-glossin/Betty%20Crocker%20Cake%20Mix.gif

No, Allie. No. xDDD

Rodarian
07-29-2010, 02:28 PM
'coming'

Lone Wolf Leonhart
07-30-2010, 02:55 AM
spore
scab
zit

and two words that look ugly together:

pap smear

Shiny
07-31-2010, 12:05 AM
I don't understand the moist hate. Doesn't it make you think of delicious cakes?
http://www.dailymakeover.com/blogs/these-lips-are-made-for-glossin/Betty%20Crocker%20Cake%20Mix.gif

It makes me think of soggy cake. D:

Winter Nights
07-31-2010, 09:23 AM
Croak, anus, pubic, clog, crook.. That's all I got.

Manny
07-31-2010, 06:54 PM
V a g i n a.

Who thought of that word?

Hot Shot
07-31-2010, 08:52 PM
Coin
Chicken
Towel
Drawers
Sandwich
Scrape
Orange

Oh and my favourite words are Tranquil and Purple :)

Bunny
07-31-2010, 10:02 PM
40% of Bunny is N, 50% of mammary is M.

Hypocrisy!

You assume that I trust myself in any capacity.

You assume too much.