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Laddy
07-26-2010, 10:45 PM
I went to my hairstylist in true fagtastic fashion and we discussed Firefly.

I discussed Firefly with my hairstylist.

Name something only you would do.

Bunny
07-26-2010, 10:50 PM
Be an asshole on the internet.

oh wait nvm

rubah
07-26-2010, 11:03 PM
Be my own worst enemy

Steve
07-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Flirt openly with a customer in front of 2 senior sales, 3 supervisors and an assistant manager whilst on the tills.

Shlup
07-27-2010, 12:30 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

Back on topic: No one can crush the soul of an innocent EoFFer like I can.

Mo-Nercy
07-27-2010, 12:50 AM
Promise my missus I'd stop doing something - then do it again within minutes.

Vermachtnis
07-27-2010, 01:14 AM
I've started a conversation with my friends about the intelligence of rope.

Raistlin
07-27-2010, 01:26 AM
My official part-time job is to irritate ShlupQuack. It's on my CV.

Another one: a few days ago I talked about Jesus pareidolia at a poker game.

Rye
07-27-2010, 01:33 AM
Share my most embarrassing stories casually to my co-workers.

Shiny
07-27-2010, 02:02 AM
Have a friend's parent walk in on me explaining my night out in a hooker-filled neighborhood.

This is why you shouldn't get into cars with crazy women.

Shorty
07-27-2010, 02:22 AM
You love Firefly = I love you.

Tip my drink and spill it, and then spill it again when I go to set it down to get a towel.

Aerith's Knight
07-27-2010, 02:23 AM
Think about 4-dimensional relativistic effects in separate planes according to an observer's standpoint in relation to length, time-perception, and shifts in light..

...while being drunk.

Shoeberto
07-27-2010, 02:29 AM
I think I'm to the point where any one specific moment betrays the overall strangeness of my journey through life thus far.

Laddy
07-27-2010, 03:04 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

NorthernChaosGod
07-27-2010, 03:08 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?

Laddy
07-27-2010, 03:14 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?
Yes. But some diseases can be fun! Like Nymphomania!

Clo
07-27-2010, 03:14 AM
Talk about half the bizarre crap that I talk about -- with strangers.

Also, I have the capacity to talk about poetry and literature for hours. I wear people down.

rubah
07-27-2010, 03:15 AM
At first I thought Shlup was calling Laddy Sara.

Laddy, can I call you Sara now?

Laddy
07-27-2010, 03:22 AM
Yes you may! *becomes Sara*

rubah
07-27-2010, 03:35 AM
welcome to EoFF, sara

Bunny
07-27-2010, 03:37 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?
Yes. But some diseases can be fun! Like Nymphomania!

disorder not disease

Rye
07-27-2010, 03:46 AM
http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/lolcactus.jpg

Laddy
07-27-2010, 04:15 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?
Yes. But some diseases can be fun! Like Nymphomania!

disorder not disease
It's a disease. It takes control of you and won't let go. It's a disease...

Shorty
07-27-2010, 04:27 AM
http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/lolcactus.jpg

Easy succulents for beginners xD

Bunny
07-27-2010, 04:35 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

But I have the gay!

So you admit it's a disease?
Yes. But some diseases can be fun! Like Nymphomania!

disorder not disease
It's a disease. It takes control of you and won't let go. It's a disease...

um...

no?

Laddy
07-27-2010, 05:01 AM
Yes Bunny. You desire me, you always have. Your hatred is but a facade, you yearn for release, you yearn for a way to strip the troll persona and join me in my adventures. Be your true self. Be with me. >:D

Bunny
07-27-2010, 05:05 AM
um...

no.

Unbreakable Will
07-27-2010, 07:02 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

Back on topic: No one can crush the soul of an innocent EoFFer like I can.
Truer words have never been spoken. I remember when I asked her for advice on my looks... never ever do that.

As for me, I tend to make awkward comments when im nervous sometimes, nothing too horrific but awkward all the same.

Shlup
07-27-2010, 07:19 AM
Pfft, don't ask if you don't wanna know.

And disorder is a synonym of disease, guys.

And ahaha, Rye.

~*~Celes~*~
07-27-2010, 09:57 AM
laughed so hard last night that I was almost puking

Breine
07-27-2010, 10:50 AM
Poop like 3-5 times a day :breine:

Rodarian
07-27-2010, 11:12 AM
Making sound effects during any conversation....

BarelySeeAtAll
07-27-2010, 12:41 PM
Making sound effects during any conversation....

Sorry to steal your individuality Rodders :cool:

Only I would think Irish jigging at a place which certainly wasn't playing irish music (while intoxicated ;) ) was a good thing...*facepalm*

escobert
07-27-2010, 12:46 PM
lose my phone once a week :D

Levian
07-27-2010, 12:47 PM
Rip out pages after I'm done reading them. I'm very dramatic in everything I do, you see.

aquatius
07-27-2010, 03:21 PM
Learn the lyrics to all the songs in the Wicked soundtrack in English, German and Japanese.

Zeldy
07-27-2010, 05:31 PM
Have piercings in a work place that strictly allows no piercings. I get away with having the back of my neck pierced, and I used to have my nose pierced. It's come to the point where every pay day they ask me what I'm getting next.

Rodarian
07-27-2010, 08:23 PM
Making sound effects during any conversation....

Sorry to steal your individuality Rodders :cool:

Let us 'merge' our individuality then....:snog:

BarelySeeAtAll
07-27-2010, 08:56 PM
Oh we'd have sexy talented little kids.

Only us.

Rodarian
07-27-2010, 09:10 PM
Oh we'd have sexy talented little kids.

Only us.

:thumb:

Imperfectionist
07-27-2010, 09:27 PM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

Fujiko
07-27-2010, 11:46 PM
Rip out pages after I'm done reading them. I'm very dramatic in everything I do, you see.

I lol'd. Imagine people doing that to every page in every book they finish reading. xD

Bunny
07-28-2010, 12:03 AM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

Ruiner of tea >:|

Cuchulainn
07-28-2010, 12:43 AM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

What? how..? what?

Mo-Nercy
07-28-2010, 02:07 AM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/458006/bush_doing_it_wrong.jpg

Rodarian
07-28-2010, 07:30 AM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

:nonono: SINFUL AND DISGRACEFUL :hot:

NorthernChaosGod
07-28-2010, 02:53 PM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

Haha, what? How is that possible?

missaira
07-28-2010, 03:03 PM
have such a bad memory that when i got up from the table to get a drink and accidentally dropped broccoli onto my chair at dinner the other night, i had to ask my family to remind me it's there before i sat down again...



...which, of course, they did not.

Imperfectionist
07-29-2010, 12:46 AM
Haters, please. It's not like I ruin the tea on purpose!

Anyway I always do it cos I put the mug on the corner of my bedside table, then I go to clamber into bed, feet flailing around, one goes in the mug and it gets tipped onto my bed :( I always always always do it just after i've changed my bed sheets as well, so annoying.

Fujiko
07-29-2010, 12:52 AM
Haters, please. It's not like I ruin the tea on purpose!

Anyway I always do it cos I put the mug on the corner of my bedside table, then I go to clamber into bed, feet flailing around, one goes in the mug and it gets tipped onto my bed :( I always always always do it just after i've changed my bed sheets as well, so annoying.

Oh, God. xDDDD That made me laugh so much. So much.

Mo-Nercy
07-29-2010, 01:37 AM
Bedside tables are typically at the head of the bed though. How exactly can you jump into a bed with such ferocity so that your feet can make contact with something on the table?

Unless, of course, you're doing something else ferocious in bed. :jokey:

KentaRawr!
07-29-2010, 03:02 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

Back on topic: No one can crush the soul of an innocent EoFFer like I can.

Hah, I doubt that.

No one can be a wizzrobe like I can. :p

NorthernChaosGod
07-29-2010, 03:21 AM
Haters, please. It's not like I ruin the tea on purpose!

Anyway I always do it cos I put the mug on the corner of my bedside table, then I go to clamber into bed, feet flailing around, one goes in the mug and it gets tipped onto my bed :( I always always always do it just after i've changed my bed sheets as well, so annoying.

You're silly. You should show us how you clamber into bed. :p

rubah
07-29-2010, 03:25 AM
Rip out pages after I'm done reading them. I'm very dramatic in everything I do, you see.

I hope you rip them up on the even pages and not the odds...

Bunny
07-29-2010, 03:31 AM
I have discussed Firefly with my stylist, Sara, so suck it.

Back on topic: No one can crush the soul of an innocent EoFFer like I can.

Hah, I doubt that.

No one can be a wizzrobe like I can. :p

Eric Acosta (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3191813/) disagrees.

Rye
07-29-2010, 03:34 AM
I always spill tea on my bed by putting my foot in the mug :(

I DO THAT TOO. OH MY GOD

You're on the tummy, you move your leg, put your foot in the mug, go OUCH from the hot, and it spills.

I do that with EVERYTHING I'M NOT ALONE!!

Raistlin
07-29-2010, 04:10 AM
Both of you are still clumsy freaks.

rubah
07-29-2010, 04:22 AM
x_X put your tea where your HAND is so you can reach it X_x

snacks
07-29-2010, 05:21 AM
Take something upstairs and then 20 minutes later lose it, and complain that someone moved it. SO original right?

Fujiko
07-29-2010, 05:43 AM
Take something upstairs and then 20 minutes later lose it, and complain that someone moved it. SO original right?

Very. :p

snacks
07-29-2010, 06:17 AM
I know, that or get totally mad about something that I misread or saw mistyped only to realize it, way way later on down the road.

Rantz
07-29-2010, 12:16 PM
The fact that we have at least two members that spill tea on the bed by putting their foot in the mug is endlessly amusing to me. It's... entirely amazing. :lol: I want videos or at the very least lifelike illustrations with detailed descriptions.

Madame Adequate
07-29-2010, 01:00 PM
Jess was here for under two weeks and in that time spilled things in that manner thrice.

Only I could tolerate living with Jess. :bigsmile:

Rye
07-29-2010, 03:13 PM
;)

Imperfectionist
07-31-2010, 12:33 AM
Bedside tables are typically at the head of the bed though. How exactly can you jump into a bed with such ferocity so that your feet can make contact with something on the table?

Unless, of course, you're doing something else ferocious in bed. :jokey:

I don't make a mug of tea just before I do anything 'ferocious' in my bed so no XD

Aw Rye, i'm so happy :D someone understands! But mostly what I do is go to climb into bed all hands and knees right up where the table is and in the process my foot ends up in the mug :( I tried to do a drawing but I literally can't think how to illustrate it XD