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Goldenboko
07-29-2010, 06:58 PM
What would be the most effective way to kill him?

Namelessfengir
07-29-2010, 07:10 PM
sharpen it up real nice and use it like a sholin spear.... go for decapitation, that way no zombies

Breine
07-29-2010, 07:23 PM
Make him have sex with a woman?

Aerith's Knight
07-29-2010, 07:50 PM
Hydrofluoric acid

BarelySeeAtAll
07-29-2010, 07:58 PM
Y'know, if he does die..you're gonna be the first one they look to.

Steve
07-29-2010, 08:09 PM
The best way to kill Laddy is not to make it look like he died in an accident but to actually make him die in an accident. Take a page out of the great Senna's book put him in a position where he has no choice but to make a move which will result in his fatality. Note, Senna did not ever put other F1 drivers in a position where they had to make a move resulting in fatality, he would simply drive very aggressively and put the other driver in a position where he had to make a choice: back off or have an accident and go out of the race. Senna also infamously deliberately took himself and Prost out of a race once because if Prost finished the race then he would beat Senna in the race for the championship.

Fujiko
07-29-2010, 08:25 PM
Aww, poor Laddy! I won't let you do it, you creep. >=|

Edit: creeps! >=|

escobert
07-29-2010, 08:29 PM
bang bang.

Peegee
07-29-2010, 08:50 PM
You off topic noobs need to pay attention. Laddy needs to be killed with a shovel.

What you do is feed Laddy too much poison using the shovel as a spoon. Dur.

Rodarian
07-29-2010, 09:33 PM
String him up like a fresh kill. up in my basement... Then I'll duct tape his mouth. Next is to take a paper cutter and cut it him up slowly....

Aurey
07-29-2010, 10:40 PM
Kindness.

Bunny
07-30-2010, 12:03 AM
One way trip to Texas.

Shiny
07-30-2010, 01:23 AM
Take him out hunting with Dick Cheney.

Shorty
07-30-2010, 03:06 AM
Find yourself a good pig farmer.

Clo
07-30-2010, 03:13 AM
Why midnight?

Laddy
07-30-2010, 03:16 AM
:(

Bunny
07-30-2010, 03:29 AM
Why midnight?

Because Candy down at the Stripper Palace doesn't get off stage until 11:45.

Goldenboko
07-30-2010, 05:24 AM
Kindness.

Out of all the options I tried this. It didn't work. :(

G13
07-30-2010, 10:44 AM
Beat him to death with a spoon.

Cuchulainn
07-30-2010, 11:13 AM
Don't worry Lad. I'll protect you from this angry mob of hateful nerds.

Fujiko
07-30-2010, 12:12 PM
Don't worry Lad. I'll protect you from this angry mob of hateful nerds.

*Cuch turns into Cúchulainn*

Cuchulainn
07-30-2010, 02:24 PM
It never left me in the first place ;p

Goldenboko
07-30-2010, 02:50 PM
Double-crosser!

Rodarian
07-30-2010, 03:01 PM
Don't worry Lad. I'll protect you from this angry mob of hateful nerds.

*casts silence and stop onto Cuch*

Cuchulainn
07-30-2010, 03:04 PM
I CAN'T LET YOU RABBLE KILL AN INNOCENT. I'LL TAKE ALL YOU FUCKERS ON ONE BY ONE OR ALL AT ONCE.

Fujiko
07-30-2010, 03:20 PM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

NorthernChaosGod
07-30-2010, 03:35 PM
*sides with Cuch*

Goldenboko
07-30-2010, 03:55 PM
Et tu NCG?

rubah
07-30-2010, 05:15 PM
we were having this interesting discussion in spanish class in high school about how to commit a perfect murder. This guy had it all planned out. He wasn't the shoot up the school type, but our teacher still got really freaked out and made us stop talking.

Rodarian
07-30-2010, 05:28 PM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*

Fujiko
07-30-2010, 05:29 PM
we were having this interesting discussion in spanish class in high school about how to commit a perfect murder. This guy had it all planned out. He wasn't the shoot up the school type, but our teacher still got really freaked out and made us stop talking.

:eek: Interesting... a thinker.

boris no no
07-30-2010, 05:48 PM
Death by monkeys :shifty:

Cuchulainn
07-30-2010, 06:45 PM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

You know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.

Fujiko
07-30-2010, 06:55 PM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

You know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.

:aimkiss: (:kaofight: I'm no reward! I'll fight with you!)

Unbreakable Will
07-30-2010, 09:37 PM
Kill Laddy? I can't have that, I'm joining forces with Chuch&Pals. :colbert:

Laddy
07-30-2010, 09:51 PM
I got myself a posse. :colbert:

Fujiko
07-30-2010, 11:48 PM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*

Nice try, Rodari boy! You either side with Cuch and I (and CO.) or you're a threat that must be eliminated. Choose wisely.

Unbreakable Will
07-31-2010, 12:24 AM
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/thumbbig-788782.jpg
Yeah, I went there. :colbert:

Fujiko
07-31-2010, 12:26 AM
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/thumbbig-788782.jpg
Yeah, I went there. :colbert:

Yeah. :radred:

Psychotic
07-31-2010, 12:34 AM
I'm on Team The Whole Lot Of You Are Freaks And I Can't Wait For You All To Die Screaming.

It's a catchy name, I know.

Unbreakable Will
07-31-2010, 12:42 AM
http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx184/Jermayan/thumbbig-778832.jpg
:monster: It was catchy!

Fujiko
07-31-2010, 12:44 AM
I'm on Team The Whole Lot Of You Are Freaks And I Can't Wait For You All To Die Screaming.

It's a catchy name, I know.

You're next on the elimination list.

razorrozar7
07-31-2010, 01:34 AM
Stab him with a sharpened icicle. They'll never find the murder weapon. :^_^:

NorthernChaosGod
07-31-2010, 02:08 AM
Et tu NCG?
Conservation Of Ninjutsu - Television Tropes & Idioms (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu?from=Main.ConservationOfNinjitsu)

Secondly, you can't even come up with a good death.



GET 'EM, CUCH!

You know it woman, you can be my reward forget the 76 virgins. And Julian you shall be welcome at my side brother. Victory or death. Promise me if the battle goes ill, tie me to a post so I can die on my feet.
For sure. /smug

Psychotic
07-31-2010, 02:13 AM
You're next on the elimination list.Oh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?

Clo
07-31-2010, 04:55 AM
I'm on Psychotic's team, because flashy titles win me over.

Also, is that a TV Tropes link? You bastard.

NorthernChaosGod
07-31-2010, 06:18 AM
I'm on Psychotic's team, because flashy titles win me over.

Also, is that a TV Tropes link? You bastard.

I love you. :love:

Fujiko
07-31-2010, 06:20 AM
You're next on the elimination list.Oh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?

Bring it, psycho. :radred:

G13
07-31-2010, 10:47 AM
You're next on the elimination list.Oh no! Not Lara Croft! Whatcha gonna do, cone-boob me to death?

That would be the most wonderful death ever. How dare you!

Rodarian
07-31-2010, 10:50 AM
GET 'EM, CUCH!

*trances Fujiko and takes her to his castle*

Nice try, Rodari boy! You either side with Cuch and I (and CO.) or you're a threat that must be eliminated. Choose wisely.

.... I am your knight... and you're my sorceresses.... My love and allegiance is to you....

Jessweeee♪
07-31-2010, 05:26 PM
It's not cool to contemplate murder, guys :(