Fortunately, Unfortunately!

[Clo]

I decided to make this thread because I love Fortunately, Unfortunately and it is superior to Corrupt a Wish because there's a STORY! And it usually ends up in very bizarre places.

I start off with a topic:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy.

Then the next person goes:

Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy.

So, the next person says fortunately and keeps this story going. Use your imagination. :D

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy. Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy. Fortunately...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fortunately, the puppy mauled out the neighbor's throat and went back to Mary.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, the neighbor had a posse of cutthroats who wanted revenge.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, the posse of cutthroats were not very well versed in the art of revenge and failed miserably.

[razorrozar7]

@clo. >_< You coulda waited till mine got started good...

*gets over it*

Unfortunately, their mere presence made Mary panic and she jumped out her third-story window.

[Clo]

I like yours too. :( I was thinking "more games in Wonder Square, more fun".

Fortunately, a really obese man was walking by just below and his soft cushy body prevented her from being injured.

[razorrozar7]

I agree... I was just worried everybody'd go to one of them and the other would die a painful death.

Unfortunately, a cactus ended up beneath her on the rebound.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, the cactus was in a state of extremely accelerated decomposition and crumbled under her weight.

[razorrozar7]

Unfortunately, she passed out from the stench of decomposing cactus just as Reno and Rude passed by... and they mistook her for Aerith.

(Just roll with it.)

[Clo]

Fortunately, her puppy came and tore their throats out.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unfortunately, Nanaki saw this and now had the hots for the puppy.

[Clo]

Fortunately, the puppy realized it was, uh, a puppy and way too young to be in a relationship.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unfortunately, Nanaki is much larger and stronger than the puppy and had... less than pure motives on his mind.

[Breine]

Fortunately, Mary woke up just in time and kicked Nanaki in the face for being such a perv.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, a drawn out duel began between Mary and Nanaki for the puppy's affection.

[Agent Proto]

Fortunately, Mary and Nanaki managed to stop fighting due to the puppy's unbearable cuteness. DAWWWWWWW~! :heart:

[Bunny]

Unfortunately, the puppy's unbearable cuteness was a simple act designed to comfort Mary and Nanaki. After the puppy realized that his plan had been successful, he mauled them both to death.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fortunately, Mary was now a zombie and bit the puppy to also turn it into a zombie.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, no one knows how the smurf Mary became a zombie.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, a Doctor-Scientist who specializes in Zombie Modification Science and Development quickly discerned a reason, and a cure, for Zomb-putrification and was able to cure Mary, Nanaki, and the puppy for their ailments. He was also a Mad Doctor-Scientist so he simultaneously installed within each of them cybernetic implants which gave them all superpowers. They became the Super Hero Fighting Team called Nanapury and solved crimes and whatnot.

[Laddy]

Unfortunately, they have a secret weakness.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fortunately, their weakness is relish and that stuff is disgusting so no one has it around.

[Clo]

Unfortunately, Blues Agent had a collection of relish photos he planned on showing to Nanapury.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fortunately, they were just pictures and had no effect. Proto got his butt kicked.

[Bunny]

Unfortunately, his butt was on his face and he got a bloody nose.

[Laddy]

Fortunately, it hurt really bad. :mad2:

[Clo]

Unfortunately, he was not dead and so Nanapury still had to face him.

[razorrozar7]

Fortunately, they found a common enemy in the form of grocery stores that don't sell iced 2-liters.

(This made me mad the other day.)

[Bunny]

Unfortunately, they didn't care enough to enact revenge and instead just bought a warm 2-liter and put it in the refridgerator for a couple hours. Like normal people, talking wolf-dog things, and regular puppy dog things.

[razorrozar7]

Fortunately, they then hacked a coop mode into FFVII and distributed it to the world.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Unfortunately, Squeenix decided to take legal action and sue their asses into the ground.

[Bunny]

Fortunately, the judge overseeing the case was a member of the Chrono Trigger: Resurrection project, having become interested in law shortly after the project was shut down by Square-Enix. He also did not have any love for Square-Enix because they broke his heart, ripped the pieces from his chest, tied each piece to kites made entirely of a superconducting metal (or something else very Ben Franky-esque), and flew the kites-with-heart-pieces in a very serious thunderstorm. He ruled in favor of the defendants and held Square-Enix in complete and utter contempt.

[razorrozar7]

Unfortunately, Square, showing blatant disregard for due process, raided Nanapury for every cent they had anyway.