Favorite torture method

[Bunny]

What is your absolute favorite pre-existing torture method? I am fond of the Norse blood eagle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle) or the use of a choke pear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish).

The Catholics also had a very good system of torture set up during the Medieval Inquisition but those are too.. popular for my tastes.

What about you?

Oh and if you want to make one up you can include that too!

[Rodarian]

Recently out of of spite I want to inflict Scaphism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) on two people..... Simple and slow...

[Jiro]

Where do you people find these things?

On topic, that Scaphism one is familiar :monster: Timekeeper knows his ancient torture methods so he's linked a few of them. There was one about a tree... eh, too morbid for my tastes thankyaverymucho.

[The Man]

I'd go for playing Brokencyde at ear-bleeding volume levels because I am a cruel, cruel man.

[Laddy]

This is not a happy thread. :(

[Rodarian]

This is not a happy thread. :(

May I suggest that you flee from here Laddy my boy... Your happy go lucky attitude , just might attract attention here....

[Darkswordofchaos]

The best tourture dosent even involve
my victim. I would simply tie Jim up and force him to watch as every one he cared about was slowly and painfully exicuted.
I like the old bamboo slivers under ur fingernails and the poopy spike pits of the veitnam war to

[Old Manus]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

[rubah]

hugs. My oldest nephew hates them, so I try to give him as many as possible. What kind of aunt would i be otherwise?

[Rodarian]

hugs. My oldest nephew hates them, so I try to give him as many as possible. What kind of aunt would i be otherwise?

Next time kiss him with some cheap ruby red lipstick....

[rubah]

oh, roddy, he would surely die.

[Vermachtnis]

Gnomish Poetry Slams

[Agent Proto]

The tickle torture! :radred:

[Shorty]

I'm more of a masochist, so I wouldn't be the one inflicting the torture. But I suppose if I had to pick something, exposing someone to Jewel's yodeling for hours on end would be torture enough.

[Peegee]

Masochist eh? :love:

This topic isn't very happy. Anyway I've always thought about hanging a person off the side of my car by their torso or something that won't rip/kill them and then driving off.

I mean, tickles...yeah tickles.

[Iceglow]

Waterboarding is always good fun to do to someone.

[Madame Adequate]

It's hardly up there with a method of execution or the like, but I've always had a fondness for the scold's bridle. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold%27s_bridle)

Oh, and Jessica's favorite is the Dutch Oven. She administers them daily to anyone she can grab.

[Del Murder]

Chinese water torture, definitely.

[black orb]

>>> Rape?, sound fine to me..:luca:

[Bunny]

>>> Rape?, sound fine to me..:luca:

Corrective rape is used as a torture method in many South African countries. They have one that involves raping a lesbian until she's not a lesbian anymore.

I think that would be slightly counterproductive though.

Now this thread is going to get closed because someone mentioned rape and that's horrible

[black orb]

>>> What? The other tortures include mutilation and even death.. Compared to that, rape is not that bad..:luca:

[Rodarian]

I would rather tie and hang a person up via chains from the arms... And then cut them slowly with a paper cutter... ..

[Clo]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

Oh man, we have a winner. I would rather DIE than undergo this.

[xXsarahXx]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

Oh man, we have a winner. I would rather DIE than undergo this.

Seconded, dear god.....Im not sure i can think of anything worse :S

[Bunny]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

Oh man, we have a winner. I would rather DIE than undergo this.

In the event that you ever have to face something like this, I would be glad to go through the process of necklacing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing)with you.

[Meat Puppet]

pickle pelting

[Clo]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

Oh man, we have a winner. I would rather DIE than undergo this.

In the event that you ever have to face something like this, I would be glad to go through the process of necklacing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing)with you.

Oh, gee thanks, Bunny. How sweet of you.

[Bunny]

I'm the sweetest.

We can also do the other time of necklace if you want: [LINK REMOVED].

[Raistlin]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

That is too horrible to even contemplate. Anyone who survived it would surely be insane.

[Crop]

An evening with Serapy and Future Esthar

Ugh, just the thought sends shivers down my spine.

Anyway, mine is sewing someones anus shut. That's just a slow way of dying though, rather than torture....well it's both.

[Iceglow]

Anyway, mine is sewing someones anus shut. That's just a slow way of dying though, rather than torture....well it's both.

Well depends you've also gotta do something ridiculous like glue their hands to their nipples/genetals because otherwise they could simply cut the thread before their anus seals and well then they'd have a bloody anus but they'd be :bou::bou::bou::bou:ting and you'd be losing out on their death.

Personally if I was ever going to chain someone up I would do it with something where even the attempt to escape would result in extreme pain for example, piercing a guys ballsack and nipples and then chaining that to the wall, so long as the chain is strong the weak point will be their skin/body part can you see any guy voluntarily ripping his balls off to escape? Same with women and their clitoris...That in itself is torture, knowing that you can escape, the door isn't even locked but that to do so you've gotta inflict the most pain you could ever think of on yourself.

[rubah]

what would the mode of death even be, being unable to excrete? Poisoning? intestinal rupture? if possible, would the bacteria in your colon ever catch up?

[The Shoeless Hobo]

Waterboarding:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mattbaracz/waterboarding.jpg

[NeoCracker]

Yeah, I'm going with Brokencyde being worse then FE and Serepy, by far.

[o_O]

Recently out of of spite I want to inflict Scaphism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) on two people..... Simple and slow...

Now that's just nasty. :(

[The Space Pope]

Sticking rusty nails into every fingertip and locking them in a meat freezer with a starving John Goodman while every Soulja Boy song ever recorded was being played simultaneously.

[escobert]

typing like an idiot on this forums to piss all you all off.

[Rad Bromance]

Forced lying between Rosie O'Donnell's legs while she's repeatedly introduced new flavors of Ben & Jerry's is pretty nifty.