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Baloki
08-12-2010, 09:03 PM
Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
seven days - 1 point
two weeks - 2 points
three weeks - 3 points
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points

Status Effects
Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Rule Type-0 HD: You cannot claim more then one set of points within a four week period, how your post affects the last post date for the next claimant will remain a secret until the next time I update the scores.
Bonus Date Rule: If you can make a post so that you can score points on the 25th December you will gain an additional 20 points.

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores

Jiro :: 2045 points (+ cake of gold, a universal translator and a single, lone bauble)
The Man :: 2042 points (+ large cookie and a single, lone chocolate santa + a Diploma in Internet Studies + First To Achieve a Month of not Posting)
Lekena/Freya :: 210 points
blackmage_nuke :: 122 points (+ mod warning)
Bubba :: 107 points (+ a Christmas themed set of wooden blocks with Cockerels on)
Christmas :: 101 points
Northernchaosgod :: 69 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything + a dirty joke)
Quin :: 25 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Aerith's Knight :: 24 points (Six Week Streaker)
rubah :: 22 points
Flying Mullet :: 21 points
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
BlackFire :: 20 points
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
Midgar Mist :: 10 points
Zanmato :: 7 points
qwertyxsora :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
Jentleness :: 4 points
Jinx :: 4 points
Gamblet :: 3 points
Carl the Llama :: 3 points
krakenHunter :: 1 point
Psychotic :: 1 point
Trollhunter :: 1 point
Fire_of_Avalon :: 1 point
Bunny :: 0 -1 points
Naomi The Insane :: -50 points


Points carried over from the previous thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread.php/115446). Official starting time/date: 12-08-2010, 12:10

escobert
08-12-2010, 09:14 PM
Gimme points dammit or I'll revolt against you!

The Man
08-12-2010, 09:37 PM
Both of you fail Spanish forever; it's revolución.

escobert
08-12-2010, 11:08 PM
We don't speak that mexican stuff here! this is america! we speak american here!

Bunny
08-13-2010, 01:16 AM
one two three potato

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2010, 01:28 AM
When do I get cool prizes along with my points?

Christmas
08-13-2010, 01:39 AM
JOINED!

black orb
08-13-2010, 01:40 AM
>>> I really need those points!!..:luca:

Jiro
08-13-2010, 02:05 AM
RIP old thread

qwertysaur
08-13-2010, 03:07 AM
You should change less than 1 week to -1 point, sometimes with a free teabag from Psychotic as an added bonus. :bigsmile:

The Man
08-13-2010, 05:38 AM
bumping so thread doesn't expire while I'm at work

Jiro
08-13-2010, 06:01 AM
You should change less than 1 week to -1 point, sometimes with a free teabag from Psychotic as an added bonus. :bigsmile:

That stops roostera from being a legit technique :nonono:

Goldenboko
08-13-2010, 06:03 AM
You should change less than 1 week to -1 point, sometimes with a free teabag from Psychotic as an added bonus. :bigsmile:

I agree, otherwise it's just a stupid spam game.

Jiro
08-13-2010, 06:08 AM
That's the point :monster:

qwertysaur
08-13-2010, 06:12 AM
Or we can make it even BETTER. If you post less than a week, you must submit content for the frontsite within 1 week or your score is set to zero and you get the complimentary Psychotic supreme teabag. :bigsmile:

The Man
08-13-2010, 06:55 AM
that's stupid, as it means people who are working whenever the thread expires are at a disadvantage since NCG has made it readily apparent he'll be up whenever he needs to be to get the point. This is a legitimate concern and the only reason I've been posting in it is to make sure I have a legitimate chance at winning :monster:

qwertysaur
08-13-2010, 07:03 AM
that's stupid, as it means people who are working whenever the thread expires are at a disadvantage since NCG has made it readily apparent he'll be up whenever he needs to be to get the point. This is a legitimate concern and the only reason I've been posting in it is to make sure I have a legitimate chance at winning :monster:
Or you just have to sacrifice a point to make sure you have the potential to get points later on. :p Having negative points makes the game have a new depth of strategy. :p

Also cockblocking would still be a perfectly fine strategy. But it will be a double edged sword.

The Man
08-13-2010, 07:05 AM
no one would do that though. sacrificing a point for the possibility of a point later? it'd be a stupid strategy. such a rule would simply punish people who don't have flexible schedules.

Bunny
08-13-2010, 07:08 AM
Or we can make it even BETTER. If you post less than a week, you must submit content for the frontsite within 1 week or your score is set to zero and you get the complimentary Psychotic supreme teabag

Or you could do your job and not try to get other people to do it for you.

Just a thought.

Jiro
08-13-2010, 10:50 AM
While you guys all scramble to gain points, I'll just take the title as lowest point scorer and spam the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out the thread endlessly until I break the game. :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2010, 03:02 PM
that's stupid, as it means people who are working whenever the thread expires are at a disadvantage since NCG has made it readily apparent he'll be up whenever he needs to be to get the point. This is a legitimate concern and the only reason I've been posting in it is to make sure I have a legitimate chance at winning :monster:

/smug

Jiro
08-13-2010, 05:02 PM
Oh hell no. I'm bumping this at another point because I am not waiting until 2am to score a point. Smurf you, wookie bro

EDIT: I hope I get the next point :excited:

EDIT2: Wtf happened to that smiley? :hyper:

EDIT3: OH AND YEAH. You can't apply rules retrospectively. That's just balls and you should feel ashamed for taking points off people that posted before the ruling. :nonono:

Baloki
08-13-2010, 10:08 PM
Consider the above a warning ^o^ Rule one is "Post as little as possible", rostera'ing, although a legitimate technique is being abused, if I deam your use of the Roosta inappropriate I will be applying penalties and they may not be as forgiving as the ones done this time :p

escobert
08-13-2010, 11:07 PM
I didn't post for like a year in the last one and you never gave me any points! this game is rigged

NorthernChaosGod
08-14-2010, 01:41 AM
I didn't post for like a year in the last one and you never gave me any points! this game is rigged

That's not how the game works. Points are earned based on your post and the post before yours.

Edit: Wtf, you took points from me? I was only ever responding, not being a dick. I hate this game now.

Edit 2: What Bunny said.

Bunny
08-14-2010, 01:43 AM
Retroactively giving me a minus point for a ruling that was not made apparent beforehand is stupid.

The Man
08-22-2010, 02:56 AM
Indeed it is, especially since I only ever responded to other people's bumps as well. At any rate I claim this point in the name of my empire.

oddler
08-27-2010, 06:03 PM
Can I have a negative point? :choc2:

NorthernChaosGod
09-03-2010, 06:05 PM
Fuck yeah, bitches.

TheGlassesGirl
09-03-2010, 08:26 PM
I will now forget about this topic after I post this. :cool:

leader of mortals
09-03-2010, 08:30 PM
It's not about your last post, but the last post. If you posted 5 years ago, but the last post was 1 day ago, no points for you.

razorrozar7
09-03-2010, 11:21 PM
I think we resolved that already, LoM.

TheGlassesGirl
09-04-2010, 11:05 PM
Did I win? 8D

leader of mortals
09-05-2010, 12:37 AM
I will now forget about this topic after I post this. :cool:

This made me think Naomi thought the wrong thing, razorrozar. Don't make me go all colbert on you

:colbert:

Oh, too late. XD

And yes Naomi, you won. 0 points, but hey, you still won.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 12:45 AM
Wheeeee!

Dignified Pauper
09-05-2010, 10:32 PM
Am I doing it right?

leader of mortals
09-05-2010, 10:48 PM
Am I doing it right?

Yes, you won 0 points, congrats.

NorthernChaosGod
09-13-2010, 01:56 AM
Bitches. /smug

NorthernChaosGod
09-20-2010, 02:43 AM
Bitches. /smug

x2

Jiro
09-26-2010, 02:03 PM
Balls

NorthernChaosGod
09-26-2010, 02:25 PM
I hate you.

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2010, 04:43 AM
The point is all mine, bitches! :mwahaha:

Carl the Llama
10-04-2010, 10:07 AM
dun be silly... my point!

edit... who's timezone are we doing this on?

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2010, 03:27 PM
Timezone doesn't matter, a week is a week.

Considering the post before mine was on 09-26-2010 at 06:25 AM and my next post was on 10-03-2010 at 08:43 PM, that's over a week and the point is mine. You posted after me, so you don't get anything.

KentaRawr!
10-06-2010, 06:49 PM
If I make a post that forces the thread to be closed, do I win, or the mod who closed it?

fire_of_avalon
10-10-2010, 04:22 AM
This thread is probably an exception to the rule of necro-posting.

Now I will wait for victory.

KentaRawr!
10-13-2010, 06:02 PM
Whoever's reading this, you're really a great person!

If you agree, don't post.

|-THE redmage-|
10-13-2010, 07:23 PM
AGREED.......oh..........

Jiro
10-20-2010, 12:28 PM
Guess I'm on Bunny points now

Baloki
10-20-2010, 06:28 PM
Guess I'm on Bunny points now

Nope.

TheGlassesGirl
10-23-2010, 02:59 AM
Wheeeee!

Bitches.

NorthernChaosGod
10-23-2010, 03:52 AM
Wheeeee!

Bitches.

What? You didn't get anything. Points are awarded based on your post and the time of the post immediately before.

TheGlassesGirl
10-23-2010, 03:17 PM
Wheeeee!

Bitches.

What? You didn't get anything. Points are awarded based on your post and the time of the post immediately before.

The post I quoted was made a month ago.

NorthernChaosGod
10-23-2010, 08:45 PM
Let me try again. It's not time in between your posts, it is time in between your post and the post directly above yours. Baloki posted only two days before you did, not enough time passed to gain any points.

Alive-Cat
10-23-2010, 11:02 PM
If people keep posting in this thread I am never going to win.

NorthernChaosGod
10-31-2010, 02:37 AM
Mine! /smug

Baloki
10-31-2010, 11:24 AM
Mine! /smug

Awww, sorry you're 20 hours and 25 minutes too early, better luck next time.

NorthernChaosGod
10-31-2010, 06:15 PM
Mine! /smug

Awww, sorry you're 20 hours and 25 minutes too early, better luck next time.

Um, how? The 23 to the 30 is a week.

33801

Baloki
10-31-2010, 10:31 PM
Mine! /smug

Awww, sorry you're 20 hours and 25 minutes too early, better luck next time.

Um, how? The 23 to the 30 is a week.

33801

That it is, which I understand is 7 days?


http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachments/wonder-square/33804d1288560856-thread-no-return-someday-2-untitled-1.png

NorthernChaosGod
10-31-2010, 10:53 PM
Wtf did this happen? :onoes:

Baloki
10-31-2010, 11:02 PM
Wtf did this happen? :onoes:

Do you want to walk away with your red snapper or do you want what's in the box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc)?

Edit: BONUS SCORING OPPORTUNITY!
Interested in increasing your score? Well there's an extra 10 points available for the next winner of this thread. How do I gain these bonus points you ask? Make your next winning post on the same hour and minute as the day your posting (so for example posting on the 8th Nov you'd need to post at eight minutes past 8am/pm). Also make it an entertaining movie quote too. ^_^

Raistlin
11-08-2010, 12:07 AM
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

The server time is kinda screwed up.

NorthernChaosGod
11-08-2010, 03:56 AM
On the 8th, Wes. It's now 8 days minimum to score points. :colbert:

Raistlin
11-08-2010, 04:38 AM
Oh, a random rule change mid-game? I guess that shouldn't be surprising from Baloki. :p Though I did wonder why he referenced the 8th, but figured he was using a random day for the example.

Pheesh
11-08-2010, 05:13 AM
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

The server time is kinda screwed up.

You actually posted at 8:08 am on the 8th in my time zone.

NorthernChaosGod
11-08-2010, 05:41 AM
Oh, a random rule change mid-game? I guess that shouldn't be surprising from Baloki. :p Though I did wonder why he referenced the 8th, but figured he was using a random day for the example.

He raped me with that rule last week. :(

Baloki
11-08-2010, 08:32 AM
It's not like you were the first to get denied :p I did change it over a month ago, but look, at least the bonus points are still available :p

Raistlin
11-08-2010, 02:26 PM
I check this thread very rarely as it is, so I'm not going to bother reading through every post I missed. :p The fact that you've had to deny more people points is only more proof that you shouldn't randomly change rules. So I will not bother from now on.

Baloki
11-08-2010, 05:58 PM
I check this thread very rarely as it is, so I'm not going to bother reading through every post I missed. :p The fact that you've had to deny more people points is only more proof that you shouldn't randomly change rules. So I will not bother from now on.

I'm like Shin-ra, always getting in the way.

NorthernChaosGod
11-08-2010, 06:27 PM
It's not like you were the first to get denied :p I did change it over a month ago, but look, at least the bonus points are still available :p

You should know that no one is checking the first post. Tricky Baloki.

Baloki
11-08-2010, 06:50 PM
It's not like you were the first to get denied :p I did change it over a month ago, but look, at least the bonus points are still available :p

You should know that no one is checking the first post. Tricky Baloki.

It got you people who have it timed to be exactly 7 days later :p

Big|Bad|WolF`
11-12-2010, 09:55 AM
Sit here on the stairs
'Cause I'd rather be alone
If I can't have you right now.
Sometimes, I get so tense.
I can't speed up time
I need a little patience.
I've been walking these streets at night
Just trying to get it right,
I ain't got time for the game.
Beause I can't take it.
Things will be just fine,
And come together just fine.

I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.

Lovers always come,
and lovers always go.

Happiness, iguess,
I never will have it again.

I don't have love to share,
And I don't have one who cares.
I don't have anything.
Since I don't have you.

Just tryin' to kill the pain

Shed a tear 'cause I'm missing you
It's not alright to smile, anymore.
And maybe when your fears subside,
we still can find a way.
Nothin' lasts forever,
you know, love, there's one more thing to consider.

If you want to love me darlin' don't refrain.
If you do, I'll be walking out in the cold, cold rain....

Roto13
11-12-2010, 02:37 PM
I'm going to post in this thread once and then never again for 5 years and I'm totally going to get like a million points. Two thousand times five is a million, right?

Jiro
11-17-2010, 05:21 AM
...No

NorthernChaosGod
11-25-2010, 07:29 AM
Fucking finally.

Mercen-X
11-30-2010, 01:10 AM
This

thread

disturbs

Baloki
12-03-2010, 08:40 PM
BONUS POINTS OPPORTUNITY!

Because it's December there's some bonus points available up until the 25th ^_^ Score at least one point this month with a post specifying just what your true love gave to you that day and I'll award you points worth the value of that day as a bonus :D

NB: This post is like a Partridge in a pear tree and therefore I won't count it when working out time since the last post ;p

NorthernChaosGod
12-08-2010, 02:55 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five gold rings
Four colly birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree.

amidoinitrite?

Jiro
12-16-2010, 03:59 AM
On this day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A note saying "will you marry me?"


:bigsmile:

NorthernChaosGod
12-16-2010, 04:23 AM
I hate you.

NorthernChaosGod
12-25-2010, 08:36 AM
What a wonderful Christmas present some bonus points would be. :jess:

Jiro
12-26-2010, 01:13 PM
I knew this would happen.

TheGlassesGirl
12-28-2010, 08:36 PM
Ugh

EDIT: Man, it's not even two days. >:U

Baloki
12-28-2010, 08:46 PM
Ugh

EDIT: Man, it's not even two days. >:U

Unfortunately for you I get e-mailed new posts so an edit will not hide the fact you still haven't read the first post correctly, but worry not because it's Christmas I'm feeling in a rewarding mood :)

TheGlassesGirl
12-28-2010, 11:31 PM
Ugh

EDIT: Man, it's not even two days. >:U

Unfortunately for you I get e-mailed new posts so an edit will not hide the fact you still haven't read the first post correctly, but worry not because it's Christmas I'm feeling in a rewarding mood :)
Lucky fer you, I UNDERSTAND NOW. :U I blame lom for explaining it to me differently.

Yar
01-04-2011, 05:00 AM
oh hey i remember this game :)

*spoils*

Jiro
01-12-2011, 05:02 AM
Points.

EDIT: rubah I wish to call you bad words for your cruelty

rubah
01-15-2011, 10:20 PM
wtf am I still in the high scores! *cockblocks*

also, I should get a prize for this time.

NorthernChaosGod
01-24-2011, 02:00 AM
Fuck yes, mine again, bitches.

Jiro
01-25-2011, 01:06 PM
I want to know where my smurfing bonus points are bloki. I POSTED CHRISTMAS SONG :bou::bou::bou::bou:

EDIT TO AVOID BUMP:
No I don't want my score multiplied, I want the bonus points from posting for the 12 Days of Christmas bollocks. What makes NCG better than me? :colbert:

(PS you must always round up)

Baloki
01-25-2011, 07:15 PM
I want to know where my smurfing bonus points are bloki. I POSTED CHRISTMAS SONG :bou::bou::bou::bou:

24-01-2011 02:00
25-01-2011 13:06
--------------------
1 day, 11 hours and 6 minutes.

I can multiply your score by the fraction of the point you would receive for that post if you like? Yes, let's do that.

NorthernChaosGod
02-04-2011, 03:21 AM
Bwahahahaha! :mwahaha:

NorthernChaosGod
02-12-2011, 08:49 PM
I love this game.

NorthernChaosGod
02-21-2011, 01:34 AM
/smug

Hollycat
02-21-2011, 01:37 AM
I ruin it

sharkythesharkdogg
02-23-2011, 10:05 PM
Yeah, I keep trying to beat NCG to the punch, but since I can't remember I'll just help with the sabotage.

NorthernChaosGod
03-03-2011, 10:21 PM
I rule at this game.

Hollycat
03-03-2011, 11:16 PM
sabotage~

NorthernChaosGod
03-04-2011, 01:17 AM
Wtf are you doing? o_O I still get the point, you just move the next point I get to a little later.

Hollycat
03-04-2011, 01:18 AM
Yeah, say please and I wont. Seriously, you have no smurfing idea how far please goes.

Jiro
03-04-2011, 04:59 AM
I rule at this game.

ugh 8:30am my time your point was, I never had a chance.

Quindiana Jones
03-08-2011, 05:19 PM
I think the winner should be the person who has the most extra stuff.

I win.

Hollycat
03-12-2011, 07:48 PM
boogaloogoolah!

Jentleness
03-20-2011, 07:51 PM
Does this mean I get a point?

NorthernChaosGod
03-20-2011, 09:59 PM
Dammit. This is what I get for going out drinking last night.

Jentleness
03-21-2011, 02:28 AM
I'll take that to mean yes :chuckle:

Jentleness
03-29-2011, 02:32 AM
Please don't hate me, Julbacca! :hello:

NorthernChaosGod
03-29-2011, 03:01 AM
I really should stop having a life.

It's okay though, I still like you.

TrollHunter
03-29-2011, 04:14 AM
-coughs in an obnoxiously loud and stupid way-
I can never lose!

NorthernChaosGod
04-06-2011, 09:51 AM
I guess Jentleness forgot about this thread. :p

Jiro
04-06-2011, 12:17 PM
I FUCKING DIDN'T BUT FUCKING UNI SON OF A DICKBITCHING MOTHER:bou::bou::bou::bou:TING FAPATRON9000

Timekeeper
04-06-2011, 12:27 PM
I always remember a few hours too early and then completely forget later on...

Jentleness
04-07-2011, 04:54 AM
I guess Jentleness forgot about this thread. :p

Yup, yup!

Jiro
04-15-2011, 04:58 AM
:jiro:

Jentleness
04-15-2011, 05:08 AM
Good job Jiro, poor Julian :hello:

NorthernChaosGod
04-15-2011, 05:35 AM
And Dak breaks my heart. </3

Jiro
04-15-2011, 09:51 AM
Always, I wanna be with you, make believe with you

and live in harmony harmony

oh love~

Hollycat
04-19-2011, 04:32 AM
Mew

The Man
04-19-2011, 06:06 AM
You do know that nowhere near seven days had elapsed right?

Jiro
04-19-2011, 06:07 AM
It's eight days now anyway.

The Man
04-19-2011, 06:09 AM
Oh wow, it's probably for the best he bumped this then because I'm certain I wouldn't have noticed that otherwise. :monster:

NorthernChaosGod
04-19-2011, 06:21 AM
You guys suck.

Jiro
04-19-2011, 06:29 AM
:( :heart:

Hollycat
04-19-2011, 01:13 PM
WHAT! I thought it was 3 days

Jiro
04-19-2011, 01:21 PM
...no way, seriously? Baloki OP has the rules!

Jentleness
04-20-2011, 02:31 AM
Well, might as well bump this to a better time :D

The Man
04-20-2011, 05:36 AM
WHAT! I thought it was 3 dayshttp://thelifestream.net/forums/images/smilies/facepalm.jpg

Timekeeper
04-20-2011, 09:44 AM
Well, might as well bump this to a better time :D

I know how you feel :D

NorthernChaosGod
04-20-2011, 09:33 PM
Calm your tits, guys.

Jiro
04-21-2011, 03:39 AM
I am not waking up at half 6 in the morning for this one.

Hollycat
04-21-2011, 03:45 AM
Are we bad people for doing this?

Yes

The Man
04-21-2011, 05:44 AM
I am not waking up at half 6 in the morning for this one.
Yeah, isn't it annoying when people bump the thread at ridiculous times? I almost think they're doing it as a strategy to make it so as few people as possible can win.

NorthernChaosGod
04-29-2011, 05:57 AM
Hail to the king, baby. /smug

Jentleness
04-29-2011, 06:16 AM
Huzzah!

The Man
04-29-2011, 06:33 AM
this 8 days thing is going to smurf me up badly in the future I can tell

NorthernChaosGod
05-07-2011, 07:51 AM
/smug

NorthernChaosGod
05-15-2011, 10:59 AM
Well this one's going to be a bitch to get back to.

NorthernChaosGod
05-23-2011, 07:16 PM
This is a much better time.

I Don't Need A Name
05-23-2011, 07:17 PM
Jeez, this thing is still going?

NorthernChaosGod
05-31-2011, 08:48 PM
:monster:

Baloki
05-31-2011, 10:03 PM
I am introducing a special rule for the next point only, the time limit is expanded to a minimum of 11 days between the last thread post and yours. However there is a reward for this one off rule change, for every full hour after the appointed time you will gain 2 additional points. So if it's three hours and 20 mins after the specified time you will gain a grand total of 7 points.

Get ready, get set, DON'T POST!

TrollHunter
06-01-2011, 08:34 AM
....Oh I remember this thread and still don't understand how to achieve points. GO ME!

NorthernChaosGod
06-12-2011, 12:43 PM
Four hours later, 8 bonus points? :monster:

Jiro
06-15-2011, 10:54 AM
What a whore. what. a. whore.

NorthernChaosGod
06-24-2011, 09:08 PM
Bow chicka bow wow

demondude
06-29-2011, 06:53 PM
hey guyz what have i missed lol??

NorthernChaosGod
06-30-2011, 01:45 AM
You're a douche.

Jentleness
07-10-2011, 01:32 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!:hello:

NorthernChaosGod
07-10-2011, 01:04 PM
Dammit, Dak. I totally gave this one up for you to take.

Rebellious Eagle
07-10-2011, 05:48 PM
I'm gonna join this thread now. >:D

Jentleness
07-20-2011, 05:32 AM
:hello:

TrollHunter
07-20-2011, 06:57 AM
I still don't get this thread. :colbert:

The Man
07-20-2011, 06:12 PM
simple, if you make the first post after no one has posted for 192 hours, you win a point. If you make the first post after no one has posted for 336 hours, you win 5 points. If you make the first post after no one has posted for a month (I assume it varies depending on the length of the month), you win 20 points, but this will never happen.

I don't remember how I won a large cookie, though.

AngelWings8
07-20-2011, 06:41 PM
Joining...I think...

NorthernChaosGod
07-20-2011, 09:25 PM
You guys don't have to make a post to join if there are no points up for grab yet. :p

AngelWings8
07-20-2011, 09:40 PM
Shhhh. :smash:

demondude
07-27-2011, 09:27 PM
Points mean nothing to me. Being annoying does.

NorthernChaosGod
07-27-2011, 09:53 PM
What a dick.

Timekeeper
07-28-2011, 12:09 AM
I approve.

NorthernChaosGod
08-05-2011, 07:53 PM
Finally.

The Man
08-05-2011, 08:05 PM
mother smurfer, I thought of this thread about an hour ago but assumed enough time wouldn't have passed since the last post and didn't bother to check whether it had.

Jentleness
08-08-2011, 03:39 AM
Yeah Julian! :hello:

leader of mortals
08-13-2011, 01:30 PM
I'm just gonna ruin it for everyone

Jentleness
08-13-2011, 04:47 PM
Julian is going to be so mad at you!!! :mymelontd:

NorthernChaosGod
08-13-2011, 10:20 PM
Dick move, man. The point would have been eligible on my birthday. :doublecolbert:

The Man
08-22-2011, 12:41 AM
Oh, hi.

NorthernChaosGod
08-22-2011, 06:03 AM
I'm slipping up. :(

The Man
08-22-2011, 08:46 PM
How unfortunate.

NorthernChaosGod
08-22-2011, 11:01 PM
>:[

Christmas
08-28-2011, 06:05 AM
I'm IN! :kaoclove:

NorthernChaosGod
08-28-2011, 08:19 PM
:colbert:

The Man
08-28-2011, 10:39 PM
Thanks for ruining it; I was going to get that point on Tuesday :doublecolbert:

Jiro
08-29-2011, 05:47 AM
I thought it was too early for another point, goddammit. *goes back to cave for 8 days*

The Man
08-29-2011, 06:31 PM
This kind of bulltit always happens when I'm actually paying attention to this thrad :doublecolbert:

NorthernChaosGod
08-30-2011, 06:11 AM
Stop it.

Carl the Llama
08-30-2011, 11:46 PM
Stop it.

Stop what? =)

THIS! STOP THIS! ALL OF YOU WHO KEEP BUMPING THE THREAD! I KEEL YOU! I KEEL YOU DEAD! - J :jiro:

TrollHunter
08-31-2011, 12:40 AM
I'm tempted to post in this thread daily...

Go on, just TRY IT. I will ban the next person to bump this thread and not win a point. SO BEWARE - J

demondude
09-02-2011, 12:15 AM
http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/data/media/1/hey_guys_whats_going_on_2.jpg

Carl the Llama
09-02-2011, 02:01 AM
I'm tempted to post in this thread daily...

Go on, just TRY IT. I will ban the next person to bump this thread and not win a point. SO BEWARE - J

I didn't bump it FIRST I bumped it second xD

DD, you will be missed... again xD

TrollHunter
09-02-2011, 02:04 AM
Amazing, simply amazing.

[M] Mom – Host
09-02-2011, 11:28 AM
If you're gonna ban me for a day then at least give me a pink title so people can stop worrying why the posting quality in the last 24 hours has dropped so extremely. Laziness is what it is. And probably penis envy.

...

:[

Jiro
09-02-2011, 02:08 PM
I was going to put you in the Banned - No Pink Title group. I didn't know we had one.

demondude
09-02-2011, 02:16 PM
Well that's that done with.

Jiro
09-02-2011, 02:24 PM
I am not lazy, but I do have penis envy.

The Man
09-02-2011, 05:30 PM
gods smurfing damn it will people just stop posting already so I can win this thing

demondude
09-02-2011, 05:47 PM
Yeah come on, stop it guys.

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2011, 03:55 AM
-50! smurf yeah! :kakapo:

I will make it negative one million if you're not careful! - J

qwertysaur
09-12-2011, 03:55 AM
Point please. :D

The Man
09-12-2011, 04:09 AM
You were two seconds too early, now you've gone and ruined it for everyone :doublecolbert:

Jiro
09-12-2011, 04:49 AM
two seconds oh my fucking god

The Man
09-12-2011, 05:19 AM
I didn't notice the seconds aren't available in the default view though, so it might not be considered relevant; I apparently have a custom time setting which I didn't remember inserting :monster:

Jiro
09-12-2011, 06:18 AM
Every second counts.

qwertysaur
09-12-2011, 06:44 AM
darn, one second too early should have waited one more minute. Though to my defense I should get something for this, as it is somewhat of an accomplishment as well. :shobon:

Martyr
09-17-2011, 04:26 PM
I don't understand this game, but I'll try not to post in this thread again.

TrollHunter
09-25-2011, 12:08 AM
So how bout dat weather?

Kokichi
09-25-2011, 01:21 AM
Gloomy day.

Jiro
09-26-2011, 01:11 PM
It's every 8 days now, innit?

TrollHunter
09-27-2011, 03:11 AM
It is? I was unaware. That blows. Well back to not posting then sadly.

NorthernChaosGod
09-27-2011, 04:38 AM
Just check the first post, numbnuts; it's back to one week.

Melissaur
09-27-2011, 06:38 AM
Well I'm not sure what's going on but count me in!

Baloki's done it again! - J

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2011, 06:38 AM
Finally!

Melissaur
10-04-2011, 06:42 AM
Finally what?

Raian the Fallen
10-04-2011, 06:55 AM
I win.

Jiro
10-04-2011, 08:37 AM
Not so much :p

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2011, 03:08 PM
Why the hell do you people insist on posting so much? :nonono:

The Man
10-04-2011, 05:19 PM
We do it just to torment you. :monster:

Also your post was six seconds too early, well done. :monster:

Gamblet
10-04-2011, 07:47 PM
This game is so confusing, but I am STILL pissed at my bro, but I do not have a bro with my sister who got lost in the Void with ExDeath and beat the Cloud of Darkness with the Blood Sword that did 1 damage like an Excalipur.

The Man
10-04-2011, 08:08 PM
I still don't get what's confusing about it. You get points if a specific amount of time has elapsed since the last post anyone made in the thread. The amounts of time are listed in the OP.

Gamblet
10-04-2011, 08:12 PM
I still don't get what's confusing about it. You get points if a specific amount of time has elapsed since the last post anyone made in the thread. The amounts of time are listed in the OP.



Alright, got it. :D Guess I gotta wait a little.

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2011, 09:55 PM
We do it just to torment you. :monster:

Also your post was six seconds too early, well done. :monster:
How do you even see seconds? :confused:

The Man
10-05-2011, 03:23 AM
Settings→My Account→General Settings→Time format→24 hr (HH:mm:ss) or 12 hr (HH:mm:ss A)

NorthernChaosGod
10-12-2011, 06:13 AM
I'm not "early" now. :colbert:

Raian the Fallen
10-12-2011, 07:20 AM
I'm on eight days now.

NorthernChaosGod
10-12-2011, 08:25 AM
Haha, I don't think you get it. It's from the time of the post before yours and your post, not time in between your own posts.

Jiro
10-12-2011, 11:52 AM
Bollocks to you, I knew I forgot something. I've half a mind to delete your posts!

Baloki
10-12-2011, 10:59 PM
Bollocks to you, I knew I forgot something. I've half a mind to delete your posts!

I get e-mails too ;p

The Man
10-13-2011, 12:16 PM
For smurf's sake, I thought about this thread last night, before Julian posted even, and didn't think to check whether it was time for a point yet because I assumed it wouldn't be. I really need to stop doing that.

TrollHunter
10-13-2011, 10:12 PM
So how 'bout all 'dat postin'?

The Man
10-20-2011, 10:20 PM
I do believe I get a point now.

Melissaur
10-20-2011, 11:28 PM
I always forget about this thread until someone posts in it xD

NorthernChaosGod
10-21-2011, 03:37 AM
I knew I forgot something I was supposed to do today. :(

TrollHunter
10-28-2011, 04:32 AM
:kakapo:

The Man
10-28-2011, 04:50 AM
fuck's sake, I knew I was forgetting something

NorthernChaosGod
11-04-2011, 05:42 AM
Fucking finally.

Melissaur
11-04-2011, 06:07 AM
I'm just going to unsubscribe.... I always forget this even exists

The Man
11-04-2011, 12:18 PM
ugh, I remembered about this thread like five times this week, but it was never late enough to post. Once it was late enough I promptly forgot about it.

Primus Inter Pares
11-04-2011, 03:31 PM
Playin'

The Man
11-05-2011, 03:37 AM
You don't have to announce that you're playing. You just have to post when points are available :monster:

Baloki
11-06-2011, 08:58 AM
smurfing finally.

Officially there was actually a post before yours @ 28-10-2011 09:27 so you're a few hours to early by after looking out the window at the fog covering the landscape and the fact said post was deleted I've decided to let you off :p

NorthernChaosGod
11-06-2011, 12:29 PM
I didn't know there was a post. :onoes:

Thank you, Baloki.

NorthernChaosGod
11-13-2011, 10:09 PM
I hope no one deleted any posts this time.

The Man
11-13-2011, 10:29 PM
for smurf's sake, I remembered about this last smurfing night, but it was too early, and I even thought I set an alarm to remind myself, but it didn't go off >:C

NorthernChaosGod
11-13-2011, 10:33 PM
Sorry, brah.

TrollHunter
11-13-2011, 10:46 PM
NGFSDJKANROSIJGOIAPQRMSBNJKFLAMWLKJUMDLF,ASDJGA... smurf

Vincent, Thunder God
11-14-2011, 12:58 AM
An interesting strategy would be to spam up this thread and boost your post count.

Tigmafuzz
11-14-2011, 01:42 AM
Today is sundae. That means we all get to have ice cream. Hooray!

Jiro
11-14-2011, 02:14 AM
An interesting strategy would be to spam up this thread and boost your post count.
Not only would that attract the attention of Baloki, who would begin subtracting points, I'd be forced to drunk tank you for a week so we could get a point ;)

Tigmafuzz
11-14-2011, 02:36 AM
I've already got 2000 points, so I can post all I want. Unless you're feeling frisky enough to stop me? :kakapo:

Jiro
11-14-2011, 03:06 AM
High Scores

Northernchaosgod :: 46 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything)
rubah :: 22 points
Quin :: 22 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
blackmage_nuke :: 11 points (+ mod warning)
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
Flying Mullet :: 8 points
The Man :: 7 points (+ large cookie)
qwertyxsora :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
Lekena/Freya :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
Jiro :: 4 points (+ cake of gold)
Jentleness :: 4 points
krakenHunter :: 1 point
Psychotic :: 1 point
Trollhunter :: 1 point
Bunny :: 0 -1 points
Naomi The Insane :: -50 points

I don't see your points on the leaderboard :greenie:

TrollHunter
11-14-2011, 03:15 AM
Unless you're feeling frisky enough to stop me? :kakapo:

May God have mercy on your soul.

NorthernChaosGod
11-21-2011, 03:06 PM
Awwwww yeaaaah. /smug

The Man
11-21-2011, 09:38 PM
mother smurfer

TrollHunter
11-22-2011, 05:18 AM
.....
:cry:

NorthernChaosGod
11-29-2011, 03:02 PM
*snip*

TrollHunter
11-29-2011, 11:03 PM
brb punting a small child off a bridge. :mad:

The Man
12-13-2011, 11:04 PM
I do believe I get a point now. :monster:

chionos
12-13-2011, 11:37 PM
What if someone were to post once a week just to be a jerkface to other people?

NorthernChaosGod
12-13-2011, 11:59 PM
I knew I shouldn't have tried to wait for the three week mark. :mad2:

The Man
12-14-2011, 12:18 AM
Until I bothered looking at the OP I thought I was going to be getting five points >:C

TrollHunter
12-21-2011, 07:19 AM
:cool: