Mindsmurf Mafia (Mafia XVI) - Discussion Thread

[Jiro]

I'd play that game Paul. Btw you dicks killed the funkiest motherfucker to ever grace a town. I was marvellous.

Gotta pay my due respects to Levian who let me hijack Nyx and do my thang. I feel my roleclaim was pretty valid considering I just used wiki to tell me what a linebacker is.

[Raistlin]

And now you all can know the true circumstances behind my lynching: Jiro fell asleep with about 30 minutes left in the day and could not unvote me.

Also, your roleclaim was terrible. TERRIBLE.

[Jessweeee♪]

You are a pot!

[Raistlin]

My roleclaim convinced some people, including Hestia. :colbert:

[Jiro]

And now you all can know the true circumstances behind my lynching: Jiro fell asleep with about 30 minutes left in the day and could not unvote me.

Also, your roleclaim was terrible. TERRIBLE.

Screw you buddy :colbert: I'm still sick and it was like 4am and I was smurfing tired and had classes to attend and :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

But no I am sorry but MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY AND BE MORE UNDER THE SMURFING RADAR NEXT TIME BRO :p

My roleclaim was brilliant. Did you not see Hermes go "interesting"? HE TOTALLY CONSIDERED IT.

Smurfing Raistlin :monster: ilu broseidon

EDIT: and I set two smurfing alarms but I slept through them okay!? It's not a quiet alarm either, it was those who fight further by the black mages 'cause I'm hella nerdy and :bou::bou::bou::bou:

[Raistlin]

Psy only considered it because he had no idea what those words meant either. Real football is for real men!

[Jiro]

Psy only considered it because he had no idea what those words meant either. Real football is for real men!

I agree with you on that. Smurf this handegg business.

[Raistlin]

Smurf your MOM's handegg!

[Jiro]

Smurf your MOM's handegg!

If you're going to insult me at least use my own language plox :) Besides, my mum doesn't have a handegg. SHE HAS A FOOTBALL THAT IS ROUND AND KICKED WITH FEET HENCE FOOTBALL

EDIT: Oh yeah btw this mafia was the best 'cause we had a damn ninja you beaches [General Statement]

[qwertysaur]

I told you Nyx was mafia. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

A ball can be ovoid too, guys. No handegg. :colbert:

[Goldenboko]

Hygieia;2904567']##Haunt: This game thread

:zombie:

Attention whore. :greenie:

[qwertysaur]

:shobon:

Edit: Also Jiro Mafia V had a mafia ninja as well. Auron played by oddler. Jessweeee♪ and Mogi shot him as Freya. :p

Also if you mess this up I'll make my posts harder to read for a while.

like this

[Shiny]

Sad to see Herpes go, but at least something good did come out of this Mafia. It inspired me to create a new game role.

[Goldenboko]

Also if you mess this up I'll make my posts harder to read for a while.

like this

Sounds excellent. God I hope we fuck up.

[Jessweeee♪]

ARGH I NEED TO KNOOOOW SOMEBODY DIE NOW

[Shiny]

It's very obvious at this point. Let's hope it's obvious to the town.

[Psychotic]

I was bulletproof why did this happen :whimper:

here is my journal I was keeping PLEASE ENTJOY

Day 0 -

Didn't know what my role was, as I was told I was neutral. Figured I may be Survivor or possibly something crazy. Had no interest in this, just stayed low.

Day 1 -

Learn my role. Come to the conclusion that my greatest and only threat is the lynch. So I make it obvious that I am Psychotic. Then, just like prison, I decide to get in a fight on the first day. Hades. I start taking shots at him for daring to vote for me, hoping that this would make people realise what would happen if they tried to vote for me. Thankfully, he came out of it worse and that was that.

Day 2 -

I decided I wanted some team mates. Town and mafia had teams, so why couldn't I? Plus it'd be pretty funny! Unfortunately my gang fell apart and nobody really held true to the Devils, which was a damned shame. It would have been great if everyone had joined and done what I said! Although I knew it wouldn't happen. Mafia would think it was a ploy to lure them out, and the town fears crazy people. Shiny flips the smurf out on me, I think she may be a lyncher so I just try to play it cool, and I think she came out of that one worse too.

Day 3 -

I fear my stunt has alienated me from the town, so I decide to help the nice people. Originally I was going to do a lot more with this, quoting everyone's theories and telling them they were great, and changing my vote to vote for whoever it was they had voted for, but I got bored of that before it even began and decided I would find a mafia member to make the town like me. Poseidon seemed scummy, and what's more, he seemed like the kind of person who would vote for me if Shiny made a play against me! I couldn't have that!

Day 4 -

Just Hulked out, nothing more to it than that! Was pleased Poseidon was scum; this meant I could do whatever the smurf I wanted.

Day 5 -

No deaths? Ha! That meant the mafia must surely have gone after me! ...speed lynch? Wait what? Lynching was the only thing that could stop me now...and all it would take was two votes! I wasn't especially popular with the mafia, and so they might try to screw me other today! "Oh but that'd reveal them to the town!" Well, what good would that do me? :colbert: I put my survival above all else and decided I would strike first, and lynch someone before someone could lynch me. I chose Ares just 'cause I figured no-one would give me any resistance. Then I just screamed and shrieked like it was the end of the world and used the opportunity to yell garbled insults at Goldenboko. :shobon: I kinda feared Ares would be some secret role of Del's that he had intended to be quiet all along, and would strike down any who tried to smurf with it. Like a mega bomb. But hey it would've been epic if I'd killed Gobo inadvertently! Either way, I figured he was town and was thinking of claiming bulletproof and explain my fear of a mafia lynch the next day, although I also thought it'd be hilarious if I just did a Quina. I figured I'd go with Quina first and then claim bulletproof if people tired of my antics. It turned out he was a serial killer and I could do whatever I wanted again!

Day 6-
I just unvoted anybody who unvoted me. Literally did not give a smurf.

Day 7-
I have to end this crap one way or another to claim my victory. So I tried to wipe the mafia off the face of the earth in vengeance for them trying to nightkill me twice. Took a gamble, got one right, got one wrong, eep, dead.

honestly, when a Survivor was the best scum-hunter, you know the Town has done something wrong :shobon:

[Timekeeper]

I chose Ares just 'cause I figured no-one would give me any resistance.

Bastard.
I had planned to feign some sort of mute role that could be awakened when voted upon, but I never got the opportunity to, I woke up and I was dead.

[Psychotic]

Well now we're both dead. Party down, dude.

[Levian]

I should probably mention that I haven't posted as Nyx since Day 2. :D all honors for staying alive the other 6 days go to Jiro.

[[M] Athena]

Cannot be smurfed to change accounts but: Jiro only succeeded in getting Nyx killed so smurf that kid. Levian was the better Nyx imo :D

[Raistlin]

Ahaha, I just knew you had no idea about Ares, you lucky bastard.

[Goldenboko]

wtfhadesgethereandkillhemerasothegamecanmaybebeoverwtfbbqhurry.

[Raistlin]

I am so very amused right now. Go town! At least this game should finally end by tonight, regardless.

I just realized... if the town doesn't get this right, they didn't find a single mafia member without Psy (or serial killer for that matter, thanks to the speed lynch round and blind luck). Oh, Psy, you just ruin everything, don't you?

Btw, I was totally convinced you were a Nexus for a while. xD

[Goldenboko]

I just realized... if the town doesn't get this right, they didn't find a single mafia member without Psy (or serial killer for that matter, thanks to the speed lynch round and blind luck). Oh, Psy, you just ruin everything, don't you?

Does that really surprise you?

[Jessweeee♪]

It's very obvious at this point. Let's hope it's obvious to the town.

That's why it's so maddening.


I just realized... if the town doesn't get this right, they didn't find a single mafia member without Psy (or serial killer for that matter, thanks to the speed lynch round and blind luck). Oh, Psy, you just ruin everything, don't you?

I have a hunch that I might have gotten someone if not for a certain something happening :(

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

I am so very amused right now. Go town! At least this game should finally end by tonight, regardless.

I just realized... if the town doesn't get this right, they didn't find a single mafia member without Psy (or serial killer for that matter, thanks to the speed lynch round and blind luck). Oh, Psy, you just ruin everything, don't you?

Btw, I was totally convinced you were a Nexus for a while. xD

So me killing Eros doesn't mean anything?

[Shiny]

I just realized... if the town doesn't get this right, they didn't find a single mafia member without Psy (or serial killer for that matter, thanks to the speed lynch round and blind luck). Oh, Psy, you just ruin everything, don't you?

I found you. That's all that matters to me at this point with this game.

I don't get how he died though if he was bulletproof. All these roles have been completely fudged up. And I'm I going to have hijack another account again, town? -_-

[Del Murder]

I will neither confirm nor deny the rumor that I made stuff up as I went along.

[qwertysaur]

Don't make me get Hygieia to haunt the thread some more. Zombie Hygieia is a NECROMANCER :bigsmile:

[Levian]

Basically everyone going "IT'S SO smurfING OBVIOUS" shut the smurf up. You're annoying.

srsly. This happens every game.

If it's so obvious then why are you dead? you giant dead person, you!

[Raistlin]

It's SO SMURFING OBVIOUS that Del was just screwing around with the game the past couple of days.

[Del Murder]

Just those days? ;)

[Raistlin]

Hades's miraculous return sealed the deal for us, though I am shocked we made it so long. I was surprised our Hemera/Apollo stunt had suspicion off of him for so long.

Amusing/interesting notes from the mafia forum:

-I, and my cohorts, were convinced Hermes was a Nexus for a good chunk of the game. The fact that the serial killer didn't seem to kill some nights (and Hebe conveniently replaced them on just those days) really threw me for a loop.

-I was convinced Hestia was lying about being a retardedly-powerful white mage (in a game with a doctor!), and was instead some type of paranoid gun owner trying to draw mafia out. Had I not wrongly given Hestia so much credit, there's a good shot we would've won (Hermes and Hestia dead, making the last three Hemera, Hebe, and Hades, and Hebe had been willing to vote Hades).

-Hermes died because I was a Mafia Ninja and Hemera inherited my swords; he was bullet-proof, not immune to night kills.

-Del was really just screwing around the past few days trying to get this to end quicker.

[Jiro]

Del kept fucking it up for us and then 'apologising' by giving us extra abilities that really did jack at that point. But power to him for making an enjoyable game in the end! :up:

[Goldenboko]

Because I wasn't that powerful Raisty. I could only cast spells on people ONCE. I never told anyone that in game, because the mafia didn't need to know. When I said no one was safe tonight, I meant it. I had protected everyone alive by that point and was out of MP!

Hebe being lom explains so much I always find him scummy. Great job lom, we sealed the deal. My last town endgame blunder, redeemed. :)

[Shiny]

Yay town! It's always obvious at the end of the game not the beginning and sometimes not even the middle when there's so many players. One last thing...

##Lynch: Goldenoko and Psychotic :colbert:

Also I can definitely confirm that Del was making it up as he went along. My role as a lyncher was complete last minute add-on.

[Goldenboko]

DOUBLE POST.

Before people start calling this game broken, a lot of things went right for town. We killed the SK twice, pretty god damn early, if there was three kills a night the entire game we could've easily gotten fucked up. Naive Governor? A lynch happy town could've pretty quickly jumped all over that. Helios was the most "broken" about the game, because he extended the game, however, he also could've killed us, during his Red Dwarf form.

The game was volital, and night actions were extremely important, we got lucky that night actions killed some scum along with town.

[Sir Lancealot]

I thought the mafia had a cop, with Nyx either being it, or some other mafia role.

[qwertysaur]

Also a drunk bus driver was killed day 1. That would surely have done serious amounts of damage to everything. :p

[Goldenboko]

Also a drunk bus driver was killed day 1. That would surely have done serious amounts of damage to everything. :p

This too.

Also, dear god.



##kill: Hades (gun)
##kill: Hebe (gun)
##kill: Hermes (sword)

I played my role perfectly, Hades and Hebe were the only two left I could protect by that point. lol

[Del Murder]

This game was supposed to be quicker. :( The bus driver was supposed to do some damage but you guys killed him. Also TK didn't submit kills for like 2 of his 4 nights alive. Most of Hebe's kills went through though. :)

Yeah, that last night was really the decider. They should have killed you instead of Hades or Hebe. At that point Hemera could have conceivably convinced lom to vote out Hades.

[Goldenboko]

See, I inadvertently helped the town Day One when I killed Hephaestus!

[Raistlin]

Yeah if I had known Boko was Hestia I would not have thought it was a trap; I should've known he isn't nearly that clever.

[qwertysaur]

Raistlin should not have been allowed to post in the mafia forum after he died though. :p

[Goldenboko]

Love you too :aimkiss:. Really, I don't know why you're so convinced I'd claim White Mage if I was a paranoid gun owner, then I'd want something that might actually be targeted for a kill. White Mages are typically invincible, that's a bad claim to make if you want to die.

[Raistlin]

I asked Del if I could and he said he didn't care.

I think he felt sorry for Jiro and Guardian/NCG at that point. xD

[qwertysaur]

You could tell Boko was Hestia once he used the word "mafian" :p

He did almost make it through the whole game without posting in the wrong account though and he deserves winning just because of that :p

[leader of mortals]

I say mafian, too

:colbert:

[Agent Proto]

I ended up posting with this account in this game! :P I don't know if anyone could have guess I was the naive governor.

[Shiny]

When you tried to protect someone and nothing happened it hinted that you were either insane or naive governor. Del seems to like insane/sane roles. I also wtfed at my description of vanilla townie. Did anyone else who was vanilla town get something about reviving the dead?

[qwertysaur]

read the other thread shiny. Every vanilla townie had different secret powers. :p


I say mafian, too


Boko is much louder than you when he plays though.

[Goldenboko]

oh btw lom. Good job not sticking to your guns on who you originally thought as scum (like I always do) so we can this game. :)

[qwertysaur]

I would have stuck with my top two had I not been killed. Nyx and Posiedon :p

[Freya]

I wasn't even playing, nor was I paying too much attention either, and I could point out gobo, (Without him telling me who he was xD) wtf wes.

[Goldenboko]

It's not like I try and hide it's me. By this point I embrace it. It gives me forgiveness when I'm loud. Also, mafia seems to always be convinced they can get me lynched because I'm always mafia. So I like that too.

[qwertysaur]

When I finally get to be mafia I'm forcing them to Sir Lancelot, you and Jessweeee♪ because you will have the three awesome power roles that everyone wants. Psy is going to be a jester in that game or possibly the host :quina:

[Jessweeee♪]

I thought it was weird that no one had anything to say about me lying about my role.

[Goldenboko]

Since you were dead, I didn't care.

[qwertysaur]

I thought it was weird that no one had anything to say about me lying about my role.
Nobody ever doubts a word you say, and apparently you can do no wrong. You can be a daytime serial killer and still be thought of as town.(I really have a hard time finding out if you are mafia because I can't find you suspicious for some reason) I think Gigantaur has something to do with it. :cactuar:

[G13]

I asked Del if I could and he said he didn't care.

I think he felt sorry for Jiro and Guardian/NCG at that point. xD

I think Julian would have been begging for your help over msn or something had you not been allowed back. :p

[Jessweeee♪]

Since you were dead, I didn't care.

But what if I found a gun :(

[Goldenboko]

Since you were dead, I didn't care.

But what if I found a gun :(

I reviewed your posts, didn't find anything where you were all X IS DEFINITELY MAFIA. I mean I definitely understood why you did it, a gunsmith would get targeted by mafia as a threat.

EDIT: Finally read through the entire mafia forum, I love Raistlin's bashing, pretty sure my 'insane stupid logic' figured Hemera the smurf out /smug

[NorthernChaosGod]

I asked Del if I could and he said he didn't care.

I think he felt sorry for Jiro and Guardian/NCG at that point. xD

I think Julian would have been begging for your help over msn or something had you not been allowed back. :p
It was my first mafia and I was on the mafia!

[Psychotic]

I personally love how the mafia were both confused and scared by me. This was a goal of mine. I was looking for a way to team up with you to smurf over the town but I couldn't really outright say "hey, I am a survivor I don't give a smurf let's whoop the town" without drawing negative attention.

I knew Hemera was scum on the day when we lynched Tyche and Nyx as he just kept endlessly quiet. But I didn't think I'd die that day so I'd just see how it all went down tomorrow.

I also suspected Hera of being scum the same night they died though :shobon:

EDIT:

I logged myself out EoFF as knowing Psychotic he probably knows who I am and obsessively checks Who's Online (and I'm supposed to be sleeping). actually had no fucking idea who Poseidon was. The only people I knew were Hestia, Artemis/Eliththiya and Hera. Oh and Proto on the day I tried to lynch him.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I personally love how the mafia were both confused and scared by me. This was a goal of mine. I was looking for a way to team up with you to smurf over the town but I couldn't really outright say "hey, I am a survivor I don't give a smurf let's whoop the town" without drawing negative attention.

I knew Hemera was scum on the day when we lynched Tyche and Nyx as he just kept endlessly quiet. But I didn't think I'd die that day so I'd just see how it all went down tomorrow.

I also suspected Hera of being scum the same night they died though :shobon:

EDIT:

I logged myself out EoFF as knowing Psychotic he probably knows who I am and obsessively checks Who's Online (and I'm supposed to be sleeping). actually had no smurfing idea who Poseidon was. The only people I knew were Hestia, Artemis/Eliththiya and Hera. Oh and Proto on the day I tried to lynch him.
I only really posted when the others told me to, I didn't know what I was doing. :greenie:

And I was going to join your fucking gang. :colbert:

[Raistlin]

I personally love how the mafia were both confused and scared by me. This was a goal of mine. I was looking for a way to team up with you to smurf over the town but I couldn't really outright say "hey, I am a survivor I don't give a smurf let's whoop the town" without drawing negative attention.

We tried to kill you once after Apollo was lynched (and so the serial killer had died), and then you didn't die and a second person still died. A Nexus seemed like a good possibility at that point.

And see what you get for not teaming up with us? You died and lost!

[Psychotic]

Hermes;2901580']I'm going to win this game and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me. You can lynch or kill me if you want, Artemis. I'll even vote myself off with you! You see, I'm going to win regardless.

Do you put that much stock into Del Murder raising your hand and declaring you the winner? As if it's somehow the ultimate goal of this game? Some of you just don't get mafia. And I feel sorry for you.

[Raistlin]

NCG killed you. I think that's in the dictionary next to "losing."

[Psychotic]

Did he kill me before or after my masterplan to claim "Mind-Reader" or "Circus Strongman" or whatever it was, which would have undoubtedly have fooled everyone and hidden all my very scummy behaviour instantly if not for those meddling kids? :greenie:

[Del Murder]

I was hoping Psychotic would win so I could raise his hand and declare him the winner, which is what matters most.

[Raistlin]

Did he kill me before or after my masterplan to claim "Mind-Reader" or "Circus Strongman" or whatever it was, which would have undoubtedly have fooled everyone and hidden all my very scummy behaviour instantly if not for those meddling kids? :greenie:

I CONVINCED HEST-...

Ok, I did not convince anyone of consequence.

[Goldenboko]

You didn't convince me of :bou::bou::bou::bou:, did you really think I was going to pay attention for 8 days of voting? I didn't actually look back for anything until day 8 because by then it mattered. At least I didn't think Psychotic was a Nexus, GoBo was a paranoid gun owner, and shooting inactives is a good idea.

[Raistlin]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

[Psychotic]

I was hoping Psychotic would win so I could raise his hand and declare him the winner, which is what matters most.Yeah me too. Now all I got left is a moral victory, and where's that gonna get me when I'm out on the prowl? "Hey baby, I was the best player in mafia for sure and had a lot of fun....no...I didn't win....but.....LOOK I WON IN MAFIA VII YOU KNOW!"

bah.

Shiny would still probably lay me though so it's all good.

[Goldenboko]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.

[qwertysaur]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.
Letting Nyx live past day 4 wasn't the best playing either. :roll2

You only play terribly if it's not fun to play. :p Or of course if you are town and make stuff up to kill another member townie on day 1. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

NCG killed you. I think that's in the dictionary next to "losing."

What the fuck, man? Some teammate. :colbert:

[Goldenboko]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.
Letting Nyx live past day 4 wasn't the best playing either. :roll2

It's Raistlin man, I'm suppose to be able to yell at him just cause I feel like it.

[Raistlin]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.



NCG killed you. I think that's in the dictionary next to "losing."

What the smurf, man? Some teammate. :colbert:

Haha, all of you need to lighten up. My first act after the game was over was to list my biggest blunders. After I got done mocking myself, I moved on to everyone else.

[Goldenboko]

Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.



NCG killed you. I think that's in the dictionary next to "losing."

What the smurf, man? Some teammate. :colbert:

Haha, all of you need to lighten up. My first act after the game was over was to list my biggest blunders. After I got done mocking myself, I moved on to everyone else.





Whoa, touchy after Psy mocking you the whole game? I suppose it's a good thing you had him to lead you by the hand the entire time...

Ah postgame, where the winners brag, and the losers are convinced the winners played terribly.
Letting Nyx live past day 4 wasn't the best playing either. :roll2

It's Raistlin man, I'm suppose to be able to yell at him just cause I feel like it.

;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't act like you know me, Wes.

[Jiro]

I didn't even get to see my goddamn role the first time you :bou::bou::bou::bou:s.

[Shiny]

I couldn't for the life of me figure out who was playing Hades for most of the game. The rest of of you were obvious. Maybe that's a good thing unless of course you're Raistlin.




Shiny would still probably lay me though so it's all good.

Sorry, I don't want my babies having light colored hair. I'm a hairist. Not to be confused with hairiest (Iceglow).

[Del Murder]

foa hasn't played for a while, but I think I would have picked up on her style. You can't hide that sass, even behind the lord of the underworld.

[fire_of_avalon]

Oh, Del Tony, you go on.