Mindsmurf Mafia (Mafia XVI) - Discussion Thread

[Del Murder]

Do you think you know mafia? Maybe you think you do because you've done some of the following:


Disarmed a qwerty trap
Outwitted Psychotic that one time, even though the other 14 times he figured you out within 2 days
Realized Gobo is always mafia
Conferred with your buddies and knocked out a hapless mafia without losing one of your own
Successfully killed Del Murder
Foiled Jessweeee's plans so bad that she yelled at you for it
Got AK to RAGEQUIT
Figured out DD really wasn't the bomb

Maybe you've done some of those things, maybe you haven't. Either way, it doesn't really matter this time. Prepare for your mafia world to be shattered. That's right, it's time for


Del Murder's
Mindsmurf
Mafia

This game is for new and veteran player alike. If you previously quit mafia because you thought it was too easy, or that it got too involving, this is the game for you. Mindsmurf will not be easy (as you may have guessed), and I'm hoping that by telling you up front that this is a mindsmurf you will realize that the less you think about it, the more fun it will be. That's not to say there is no strategy, this is mafia after all. There will be a town team, and a scum team, with standard win conditions.

Here are some general rules:

How to Play Mafia (from the oldschool mafia flash, brings back memories)

The Basics (http://www.sitesled.com/members/mikeburnfire/mafiascum04.swf).

Common Mafia roles (http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf).

If you decide to sign up you shall be given a private message when the game starts with a username and password. This will be your anonymous account that you will use to play in the game thread.

Rules specific to EoFF Mafia

Unless specifically mentioned in your Assignment PMs, all Mafia related discussion must happen in the Official game thread. Please do not discuss the game using instant messengers, IRC, Private Messages, voice chats, phone calls, snail mail etc. etc. No, we can't enforce this because we can't spy on you, but we would appreciate it if you followed this simple rule.
Do not reveal your role privately to each other. You can of course role claim as part of your strategy in this thread. Just don't do it outside the game.
Play nice. Even if you are using second accounts, don't resort to flaming and whatnot. Kill each other without resorting to being mean.
Please make all posts in the Game thread under your specific Mafia accounts.
Play fair. Also known as the "don't be an ass" rule. Being an ass includes cheating, diverging completely from your assigned role, going back and deleting or editing all your posts, using asshole-ish methods to find out information about other people's roles, etc.
Do NOT use your Mafia accounts to post in any non-Mafia related threads.
All of the roles are assigned randomly to a player and then those were randomly assigned to the character.
Don’t roleplay, it’s annoying. I know it is. Play your character how you want though. There will be no penalty to anyone who does role play.
Don’t share with others who you are or what your password is or what your role is. This makes it lose its fun-ness. Think for your selves guys! You don’t need anyone else.
Role info specific to this game


There will be no Jesters in this game
There will be no win condition-changing roles in this game (like cult)
All other roles are fair game (including roles never before seen in EoFF mafia)
See the the above link for a good list of roles (though it is not comprehensive)

Sign ups:

1. ?????
2. Sir Lancealot
3. ?????
4. Goldenboko
5. Jessweeee & Mogi
6. ?????
7. fire_of_avalon
8. Shiny
9. ?????
10. ?????
11. oddler
12. eternal essence & Jiro
13. Shattered Dreamer
14. Laddy
15. f f freak
16. Raistlin & Clo
17. Psychotic
18. Blues Agent
19. Timekeeper
20. Carnage-
21. leader of mortals
22. Levian
23. Logie
24. razorrozar7
25. ????? & ?????

Replacements:
1.

Looking for 25 players is an ambitious move, I know, but with this setup the more we get the more fun it will be. It will still work with less players, and even with more I don't expect the game to be too long (read into that what you will ;)). You may sign up as partners and share an account if you choose to do so.

Please post in this thread if you want to sign up, or you can pm me if you want to do it anonymously. We'll leave this up for a week or until we get a fair amount of people.

[Sir Lancealot]

I'll be the first sacrifice.

[Goldenboko]

Do you think you know mafia? Maybe you think you do because you've done some of the following:


Disarmed a qwerty trap
Outwitted Psychotic that one time, even though the other 14 times he figured you out within 2 days
Realized Gobo is always mafia
Conferred with your buddies and knocked out a hapless mafia without losing one of your own
Successfully killed Del Murder
Foiled Jessweeee's plans so bad that she yelled at you for it
Got AK to RAGEQUIT
Figured out DD really wasn't the bomb


1. Done it
2. Yep
3. ...;_;
4. Mhm.
5. Vaguely remember something to this degree.
6. I was typically on her team
7. Can anyone say Crono?
8. Everyone's done this.

Translation: Let's. Fucking. Do. This.

[qwertysaur]

And by disarming one of my traps he refers to the real trap, not the fake one that I make to bait you into disarming it, triggering the true trap. :quina:

Edit: Also I'll go through the checklist

1) I make them :bigsmile:
2) yup, even though it was an accident.
3) well he is only mafia unless DD says he is. A small detail people tend to sweep under the rug. Also Psychotic is the doctor, give foa a gun and she will kill everything, and nobody wants to hurt Jessweeee♪, even when she is the serial killer or in the mafia or both at the same time.
4) Mafia X I was in one of the mafia teams and we shot the other godfother :bigsmile:
5) did this one too. BANG
6) she yells at everyone eventually
7) Mini mafia 2. because he was convinced that I had to be mafia and my confidence that I would not be lynched on day 1 was driving him insane :p
8) I wrote that there will be no bombs line that he forgot to read.

[Del Murder]

And by disarming one of my traps he refers to the real trap, not the fake one that I make to bait you into disarming it, triggering the true trap. :quina:
Naturally. ;)

[Psychotic]

2. Yep
Have you bollocks.

[Goldenboko]

Night 1 of Staff Mafia. Sure, you came back with a vengeance and raped us, but I got you shot. I consider it a victory.

[Jessweeee♪]

Sign Mogi and I up togther!

[fire_of_avalon]

It's been a long time since I played. I'm in.

[Shiny]

I'm in!


# Foiled Jessweeee's plans so bad that she yelled at you for it
I've done that twice now and I intend on doing it again unless she kills me in her sleep. :shiny:


Realized Gobo is always mafia
Yeah, and qwerty is always vanilla, etc. etc.


Conferred with your buddies and knocked out a hapless mafia without losing one of your own
Did that with Psy in C9 mafia. <3


give foa a gun and she will kill everything
That's actually me. I killed nearly as many townies as Mafia and I was on pro-towns side. I got a good laugh out of that, but no else found it funny. I wonder why.

[Mogi]

:argh:

EDIT:
-is Jessweeee♪

[oddler]

I'll play.

[Pheesh]

I'm in!

[Shattered Dreamer]

The world of Mafia is being shattered? Count me in :bigsmile:

[Laddy]

I suck. Let me play!

[f f freak]

Sign me up as well!

[Raistlin]

I wasn't going to join until I read the OP. Now I'm in.

[Psychotic]

I am hereby signin' up to play dis here game o' mafias.

[Del Murder]

2/3 the way there! Let's get 8 more people guys!

[Agent Proto]

=o

Well, you can count me in good sir! I do enjoy myself a good mindsmurf!

[Timekeeper]

Assignments? What assignments?
I'm in.

[Carnage-]

I'm down for it.

[leader of mortals]

I am signing up

I love you, Del, for sending me a visitor message, otherwise I would have missed this!

[Levian]

Okay I'll join, but I swear if you guys start raving on for 100 pages, I'll vote to lynch you all :colbert:

[Logie]

Hey, I'd like to play! :D (If you wouldn't mind including someone who isn't tremendously well-known. :))

[razorrozar7]

I'm in, Del.

[Del Murder]

Nice, a full 25! However that doesn't mean there still isn't room for more. I got some spare roles I could throw in there and this game always needs replacements. So if you still want to play, please say so and I'll include you in some way, but for now I'm going to start working on the account assignments and role pms for this group of 25.

Hopefully I can get this all done quickly and we can start either today or tomorrow!

[razorrozar7]

I'm really hoping today, but I'm guessing every member will have to weigh in before we can start?

[Del Murder]

It basically starts once I get all these pms sorted out (which won't be soon, since I'm at work now). :p

[razorrozar7]

Righto. I'll shut up and let you PM then.

[Jessweeee♪]

Hooray!

I'm expecting good things so this better not be something lame like everyone is Mafia ;_;

[Goldenboko]

I hope everyone is mafia, so I can bitch and complain about being mafia :)

[razorrozar7]

You can bitch to the rest of the mafia anyway.

EDIT: I typed "anyqay." WTF is anyqay?

[Psychotic]

I've been told my role already and it's mafia.

[razorrozar7]

Uh...huh. And we believe you (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies).

[Psychotic]

You sure told me! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)

[oddler]

I understand just as much about what just happened as I do about playing Mafia. :monster:

[razorrozar7]

:exdee:

[Del Murder]

Hooray!

I'm expecting good things so this better not be something lame like everyone is Mafia ;_;
It won't be anything like that. Like I said there will be standard Town and Mafia teams, and I assure you this is not Bastard Mod Mafia (where the mod does random stuff regardless of what the players do). Everything that happens in the game will be a result of the roles in the game.

[Shiny]

I've been told my role already and it's mafia.

Already you're starting with your stuff.

[Marshall Banana]

I knew Raistlin and Clo were the same person!

[Raistlin]

Clo was a social experiment on my part. I decided to post the exact same things under the persona of a female to see if anyone would crush on me.

The results were... disturbing.

[Pheesh]

Clo was a social experiment on my part. I decided to post the exact same things under the persona of a female to see if anyone would crush on me.

The results were... disturbing.

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

[Jiro]

I want in asap. So replacement I guess. Damn my absence, I miss it fffffuuuu looking forward to this forever :cry:

[Pheesh]

We can partner up if you want, Daks. I've never played before, it'd probably be in my best interest :D

[Jiro]

Sounds good to me dude, it'll be fun to have someone to chat to when my mind starts to melt :monster:

[razorrozar7]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

THE. WORLD. WOULD. END. That picture is disturbing enough.

I wish Del would hurry up and get things started.

[Psychotic]

I've been told my role already and it's mafia.

Already you're starting with your stuff.No that was just a joke.

Now comes the stuff.

I p. much intend to not even read my role PM. I won't know who I am fighting for or why and I'll submit night actions at random (I may not even have a role that has night actions! who knows!) and hope for the best. It would be funny if I was mafia and killed all my team mates.

[oddler]

If it's half a mindfuck anyway, we'll probably all be doing that without knowing it. :choc2:

[Del Murder]

Pms being sent out shortly. Get ready because the game starts soon! (assuming I don't get bogged down with work in the next 15 minutes)

[Raistlin]

Huzzah!

[[M] Mom – Host]

It's up! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/133916-mindsmurf-mafia-day-0-zeuss-command.html)

[qwertysaur]

A bit of advice for anybody playing. Set your mafia account to use a different skin. :p

[Goldenboko]

A bit of advice for anybody playing GOLDENBOKO. Set your mafia account to use a different skin. :p

...I know, I know. :greenie:

[Del Murder]

Oh, so that's why so many of the accounts used the Under the Sea skin. I was like huh...? That's a good idea.

[qwertysaur]

A bit of advice for anybody playing GOLDENBOKO. Set your mafia account to use a different skin. :p

...I know, I know. :greenie:
:shobon:

[Jessweeee♪]

I always use Fluffy Puff because it's like HEY THIS IS A VERY PINK SKIN AND IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THOSE BLUE AND BROWN SKINS YOU ARE LOGGED INTO YOUR MAFIA ACCOUNT NOW. Unfortunately I don't see when people link to posts like this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/) because the link color is the same as the default text color :(


EDIT:

Aaahhh it finally got fixed after all my complaining!

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

A bit of advice for anybody playing. Set your mafia account to use a different skin. :p

I don't get it.

[Goldenboko]

By setting your mafia account to a different skin your less likely to fuck and and post with your real account.

Like I always do :jess:

[Agent Proto]

I use a different browser for my mafia account, so I can use and post with both accounts around the same time without having to logout of one! :D

[Shiny]

I did that once. I acutally used two different computers while I was playing once too and still managed to post with my Shiny account. xD

[Clo]

Clo was a social experiment on my part. I decided to post the exact same things under the persona of a female to see if anyone would crush on me.

The results were... disturbing.

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Oh, I cannot even properly articulate how grossed out I am by everything here. EVERYTHING.

How dare anyone assume Raistlin and I are the same person! I am clearly much better.

[G13]

How dare anyone assume Raistlin and I are the same person! I am clearly much better.

Oh, Wes. Making a second account to argue with and insult yourself? You should have realized how quickly we would see through your ruse. I commend your efforts though, it was a good idea. Next time try to avoid playing yourself in both accounts. :p

[Jiro]

There are SO MANY FREAKING ACCOUNTS. That's doing my head in as it is. If we don't get a server crashing thread by the end of this, I'll have to crush skulls.

[razorrozar7]

Awright, when we startin this mindsmurf?

[Mo-Nercy]

I wish I had signed up to play :(

Unfortunately, I'm going to be rather busy in the coming weeks. I look forward seeing the mindsmurf though. xD

[Raistlin]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Done. (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/SheWes.png)

[Clo]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Done. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/bunny.html)

:stare:

I don't even have any appropriate way of getting back at you guys for this.

[razorrozar7]

Congratulations, Wes. The world is going to end. No one listens to me.

Clo is pretty... which just makes it worse...

My keyboard is smurfed up again.

[Mo-Nercy]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Done. (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/SheWes.png)
I'm not sure whether this is better or worse.


edit: LOL @ Day 0 mindsmurfery.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Done. (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/SheWes.png)

I still want to fuck it.

[Agent Proto]

You're a disturbing fellow, my good man NCG.

[G13]

Must....resist...urge

want to....put clo's face....on weskini pic. Argh!

Done. (http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/SheWes.png)

I still want to smurf it.

You wanted to smurf it before? :onoes:

[Clo]

Why does every thread end up being about me? :( HEY GUYS, MAFIA?

[Logie]

Why does every thread end up being about me? :( HEY GUYS, MAFIA?

Mafia? Who's that? :confused:

[Shattered Dreamer]

Yeah seriously this game of mafia is moving very slow:mad2:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why does every thread end up being about me? :( HEY GUYS, MAFIA?

Because you're hot. :jokey:

[Del Murder]

Yes, please spare this thread your infatuation with Raistlin and Clo. Go talk about it in the other 100 threads you have taken over with it.

[Goldenboko]

To those who think Day 0 and Pandora's Box was mindfucking. Expect it to get worse.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I bet it's not as much of a mindfuck as all the names beginning with H. I don't know who is who.

[Del Murder]

Yeah, too many gods start with H. I didn't realize :mad:

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

I just wish Heracles was here. I always liked that guy.

[[M] Elize]

Still don't know what my role is guys :(

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I missed the best of it due to work :( Ah well, tomorrow is another day.

[[M] Athena]

Tomorrow is also another night. :colbert:

it's no fun being goddess of the night when nobody is awake to praise me. :(

[[M] Caprica]

I know the feeling.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Is it time for Day 2 yet?

[Del Murder]

Yes.

[f f freak]

I'm so glad I'm dead. I'm nearly always given pro town roles with no night action. For once I'd like to be anti town with a night action. Or hell, just anti town. Haven't been anti town yet on these forums.

Still, Mafia got lucky, getting two townies on their first night. Good luck to my fellow townies.

[Del Murder]

Play enough f f freak and you'll get mafia eventually. I was pro-town for the first 8 or so games I played but then I got mafia like 3 times in a row. Just the luck of the draw.

[Levian]

I'm not awfully inspired to play, so if f f freak, Guardian XIII, eternal essence or Jiro wants a second chance at the game, then by all means let me know if you want to share an account with me.

[Del Murder]

If that happens make sure you post it in this thread so I know who is playing what. Don't mindsmurf the mindsmurfer!

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'm so glad I'm dead. I'm nearly always given pro town roles with no night action. For once I'd like to be anti town with a night action. Or hell, just anti town. Haven't been anti town yet on these forums.

Still, Mafia got lucky, getting two townies on their first night. Good luck to my fellow townies.

I got the role of Actor in my first game which really sucked for starters but when you get into it it's alot of fun!

Any excuse to play Mafia I always say :p

[f f freak]

I got the role of Actor in my first game which really sucked for starters but when you get into it it's alot of fun!

Any excuse to play Mafia I always say :p

I had to look up what the Actor role was, but it sounds like a tough role to play. In my few games of Mafia, I've never seen anyone come to the point of being 1 away from a majority lynch, until the last few days when there are less players.

I agree. Though I do also enjoy watching it, trying to guess who is Mafia and who isn't without the worry of having to defend yourself.

[Jiro]

I hate you guys. Didn't even learn my smurfing role :mad2:

[f f freak]

I hate you guys. Didn't even learn my smurfing role :mad2:

You were Vanilla Town, so it's not like you had any powers. It was better that you didn't find out, instead of say, a Cop, if there is one.

[Goldenboko]

:)

[Jiro]

I hate you guys. Didn't even learn my smurfing role :mad2:

You were Vanilla Town, so it's not like you had any powers. It was better that you didn't find out, instead of say, a Cop, if there is one.

Yeah but it's like the difference between being a human and being a target dummy -- if people start shooting, I'd like to feel like I have the ability to do something, even if it ends up being pointless.

I just felt like a target dummy that game. :(

[qwertysaur]

I almost always get vanilla town whenever I play. :(

[Levian]

Jiro and I are now sharing, Del.

[Jiro]

Yesss, back into the fray!

[f f freak]

I'm not awfully inspired to play, so if f f freak, Guardian XIII, eternal essence or Jiro wants a second chance at the game, then by all means let me know if you want to share an account with me.

Argh, crap! Can't believe I missed this. Curse you, Jiro.

[Jiro]

I feel bad now D:

[f f freak]

I feel bad now D:

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. Now I feel bad. D:

[Agent Proto]

Less feeling bad about ourselves and more mindsmurfing please.

[f f freak]

Less feeling bad about ourselves and more mindsmurfing please.

But I can't mindsmurf anymore. All I can do is feel bad for myself until the next Mafia comes along.

[Del Murder]

f f freak, if I need another replacement I'll come to you first. :) With 21 players still there's a good chance I'll need one at some point.

[f f freak]

Yay! Now I'll stop, what is essentially, spamming up the thread.

[Del Murder]

I actually really like playing vanilla town. You can stick your neck out there and be super active without fear of the town losing something important if you die.

[G13]

I thought for sure I would have been handcuffed to Medusa being the only monsters in the game. Mindsmurf indeed. I'm pretty sad I'm out so soon. Damn me and my Boston remark.

Del, I thoroughly enjoyed the 'guardian' reference in my role PM, intentional or not. :monster:

[Pheesh]

Wth guize!? I only got to make one post T_T

Next time I sign up I have to make sure I actually have the time to play.

[Laddy]

I was lyched for being inactive, yet seven people have equal or less votes than me! :(

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

Oh, Balls

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

We/I killed the doctor, lol

[Sir Lancealot]

I can not swim.

[Del Murder]

You are asleep now, town! No posting with accounts!

[Goldenboko]

Question: Ares has still yet to post does this account need a replacement?

[Agent Proto]

Yep. Mindsmurf confirmed.

What will happen next?!

[Shattered Dreamer]

Whatever it is should be some fun!

[Shiny]

Bad break, Sir Lance. ;___; I already knew it was you though when you stopped defending yourself because you always do that. I'll pour one for you though. R.I.P. Sir Lance, Laddy, ff freak

[Jiro]

We all need to learn that Sir Lance is always a useful townie. I can't believe we lost our doctor so early.

[Jessweeee♪]

Lance always dies way too early!

[Del Murder]

Lance plays the same way every time. He is the easiest player to spot, easier than even Psychotic (who sometimes hides himself for a while before he goes all Psychotic on you). Most of the time people think it's a mafia strategy, but that's just how he plays. Too bad, too, Doctor is pretty important for the town!

[leader of mortals]

I wonder if everyone knows who I am yet...

[Del Murder]

I know who you are. ;)

Sad to see Celes go. She is an underrated player. She was instrumental in one of the mafia teams I was on when we won, and also did pretty great in the Cult win, convincing people not to vote for me even after I came up insane. :p

[Carnage-]

Somehow I already knew I was going to get killed. I totally called it, not on this forum though. Fucking sucks that I went out this early in my first game...

[qwertysaur]

I know who you are. ;)

Sad to see Celes go. She is an underrated player. She was instrumental in one of the mafia teams I was on when we won, and also did pretty great in the Cult win, convincing people not to vote for me even after I came up insane. :p
That was fun to watch.

Celes is probably the player you should fear most when she is scum, because she is really good at it. :p

[~*~Celes~*~]

You guys are so sweet ;-; :heart:

Yeah I didn't even realize I was dead until I was informed via msn convo. I am still not over the sadness :(

[Freya]

You died :mock:

[Goldenboko]

You aren't playing :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

lekana is the new goldenboko

[Goldenboko]

Watchu talking about?

[Psychotic]

she just reminds me of how you used to act is all

I don't mean nothin' by it man

don't take offence

[~*~Celes~*~]

You died :mock:

>:[[[ STILL SORE KAYCEE

[Freya]

No no you guys, you don't get it. I was the one who told her she died in the first place ^_^ So now it's a joke!

[Goldenboko]

she (kaycee) just reminds me of how you used to act is all


don't take offence

Posts seem conflicting.

[Freya]

Oh Gobo you know you love me :aimkiss:. Psy didn't mean a thing by that! It just means we're acting like each other! It's proof we're closer now! Don'tcha worry your little head off ^_^

[Marshall Banana]

Oh, crap.

Umm...am I still in this? Uh, I've been distracted. You can replace me and Jeremy. Sorry!

[Del Murder]

I'll contact f f freak since he expressed interest in playing again.

[Psychotic]

Pretty sure she's a girl.

[Del Murder]

There are no girls on the internet! (sorry if I got it wrong, freakazoid)

[Agent Proto]

Those silly gods and their bandwagon votes. :p

[Timekeeper]

Ah nuts, I had meant to unvote but got distracted by uni work xD
Next time I suppose!

[[M] Colette]

I'm sick of this real life stuff getting in the way of my fun...
I was sure I had more time left xD

[Logie]

Haha, curse that 'real life' chap. He can be so inconvenient. :P

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Well I'm a bit embarrassed now...

Edit: Also you would not have been able to unvote because you had the last vote Timekeeper. Feels weird editing a post in this account

[[M] Gaius]

So am I...

[qwertysaur]

Demeter is a goddess, not a god. :p

[[M] Athena]

......

......

......

......


:hahaha:

[Timekeeper]

Egg and my face are in alignment.
I just have to pay more attention to Mafia in the future :p

[Shattered Dreamer]

Oh man that was just too much fun :bigsmile: I said there would be fireworks & look the serial killer is dead now too! I really look forward to seeing how this game pans out now, and I'm even more looking forward to the next time we play. Looks like you don't have to be 100% serious to play an entertaining round of mafia :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

SD that was great. You looked like you had a whole lot of fun, and I don't think you really distracted the town. So kudos, my friend.

Nick though... :hahaha: I'll let you go this time because you're a good student, but that's your last warning. I was really hoping you were a townie because you're good at sniffing out scum :(

[Shiny]

Timekeeper reminds of Leroy Jenkins. Everyone: Yes, he's probably the bomb. Be careful of voting for him last. Timekeeper: *signs on* LEROOOOOY JENNNNNKINS *votes for Apollo last* *dies*

[Goldenboko]

Town just got really, really lucky. Unless they can't figure out any mafia by themselves that is!

[Shattered Dreamer]

SD that was great. You looked like you had a whole lot of fun, and I don't think you really distracted the town. So kudos, my friend.

Nick though... :hahaha: I'll let you go this time because you're a good student, but that's your last warning. I was really hoping you were a townie because you're good at sniffing out scum :(

Thanks Jiro :bigsmile: Mafia is a game & games are meant to be fun & that was a whole mess of fun :p

[Clo]

Timekeeper reminds of Leroy Jenkins. Everyone: Yes, he's probably the bomb. Be careful of voting for him last. Timekeeper: *signs on* LEROOOOOY JENNNNNKINS *votes for Apollo last* *dies*

Hahaha. Best analogy ever.

[qwertysaur]

I had a lot of fun, especially in the mason forum. :bigsmile:

[Del Murder]

Did my wall of text flavor post intimidate you guys? Post more!

Also, I need a replacement for someone. Let me know if anyone wants to get back in this.

[Shiny]

I wanna get back in this now.

:lol: It's on like donkey kong.

THIS WILL BE THE BEST MAFIA EVER

[qwertysaur]

I want to play some more too, if I can :p

[Del Murder]

You know too much, Mr. Mason. :p

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Warriors, come out to plaaaay.

[[M] Eizen]

No one likes Luther.

[qwertysaur]

You know too much, Mr. Mason. :p
GUYS THE OTHER MASONS ARE ZEUS AND HERACLES! DON'T LYNCH THEM! :p

[Timekeeper]

Timekeeper reminds of Leroy Jenkins. Everyone: Yes, he's probably the bomb. Be careful of voting for him last. Timekeeper: *signs on* LEROOOOOY JENNNNNKINS *votes for Apollo last* *dies*

Hahaha. Best analogy ever.

Agreed, brilliant analogy :D

[Goldenboko]

Hermes;2902097']
Goldenboko: Is it wrong to look at photos of him and feel slightly aroused?

Pretty common response from what I understand.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

YouTube - Hulk Hogan Entrance - Titantron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2OR6Kjo5m4)

one last time.

[Jessweeee♪]

Shiny wins all by herself :(

[Del Murder]

It was a pro-town lyncher (since the lynchee was mafia). So the town still needs to win for her to win. (Really it was just an added thing I put in there to annoy Raistlin) Game on!

[Goldenboko]

You do realize the day ended in a tie, three to three, why did Poseidon die?

[Del Murder]

Because it wasn't a tie. Why? Well, I can't tell you that until the end. ;)

[Goldenboko]

...fuck you? :)

[Psychotic]

goldenboko is always mafia and this is why he is upset let's all lynch goldenboko!

[Goldenboko]

You'll have to figure out who I am first! Oh. Wait. Fuck. I forgot, I'm terribly obvious :)

[Psychotic]

I always make a beeline for the guy making the lamest jokes. :shobon:

[Raistlin]

You guys have no idea how funny this is. No. Idea.

My roleclaim was still badass, though. I WOULD'VE HAD YOU ALL FOOLED. It would've only gotten better, too.

I started out being serious and trying to stay under the radar. After Hermes's post put some spotlight on me, I decided being out there and arguing (to set up the roleclaim) and crazy scheming was the way to go, which was way more fun. Thanks, Psy. :p

[Clo]

Smurf.

[Goldenboko]

You guys have no idea how funny this is. No. Idea.

My roleclaim was still badass, though. I WOULD'VE HAD YOU ALL FOOLED. It would've only gotten better, too.

I started out being serious and trying to stay under the radar. After Hermes's post put some spotlight on me, I decided being out there and arguing (to set up the roleclaim) and crazy scheming was the way to go, which was way more fun. Thanks, Psy. :p

...How? Helios would've been killed, his roleclaim confirmed and then you would be next in the oven.

[Raistlin]

You did not get to see the full unveiling of my brilliance. And you shouldn't claim Helios's roleclaim is suddenly confirmed. I wonder why you'd do that? :p

(yes, there's a good chance I would've gone down in the next day or two; it would have still been entertaining).

[Psychotic]

You did not get to see the full unveiling of my brilliance.I've seen that picture one too many times, thank you very much.

[Raistlin]

There is still more to be unveiled there, you know...

[Goldenboko]

This thread is going in a very very bad direction.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

approve of the reference in the new thread title btw

[Del Murder]

Whatchu gonna do, brotha!?

[Shiny]

goldenboko is always mafia and this is why he is upset let's all lynch goldenboko!

:monster:

I had to do a bit of in-thread investigation to figure out who Raistlin (My Lynchee) was. Didn't take long.

[Raistlin]

Wait, the lynchee wasn't "Poseidon," it was "Raistlin"?

... ahahahahaha

(and yeah, I was pretty obvious)

[Shiny]

:aimkiss:

[leader of mortals]

-Is trying to be patient-

[Jiro]

Is the thread open for posting...?

[Shiny]

It appears to be as of right now. :bigsmile:

[Raistlin]

Haha, oh wow. This should be good.

[Jiro]

I was looking at it going... "uh can I post?"

I was going to say inb4 nightkill but then there wasn't one anyway so who cares :monster:

[Shiny]

Oh, now I know who you are.

[Raistlin]

This will prevent any accidental (or purposeful) speed-lynches.

Or fires.

(someone had to say it)

[[M] D'Anna]

Clearly Hermes and I killed Ares, not Drunky!

[Del Murder]

Meh.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Reincarnated Serial Killer eh , why is it these games seem to get more interesting after I get lynched :p

[Jessweeee♪]

If only I could have skipped breakfast. I wouldn't have missed the day!

[oddler]

SSSSTOGLDNEIBKOKO!!!!!!!!

Can I rep Hermes?

[Goldenboko]

SSSSTOGLDNEIBKOKO!!!!!!!!

Can I rep Hermes?

I don't get it... :(

[oddler]

It means it was. Yeah nevermind, GORDONBORKO.

[qwertysaur]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/2862646-post283.html

Del used my idea :D

[Del Murder]

It was an idea I had long before that. It was one of the two basis roles for the mindsmurf in it's infancy, actually.

[Goldenboko]

I approve of this day.

[Raistlin]

This round proves that Del is a masochist.

[Agent Proto]

:3 Oops, first mistake! Deleted that post, anyway.

[oddler]

Oops, I died. :crying:

[Timekeeper]

Dammit!
I hate you guys, seriously. Not letting me make any more kills. Ares was obviously a mute or something.
Screw you Hermes.

:D

[Shiny]

I gotta take a little time,
A little time to think things over,
I better read between the lines,
In case I need it during the end game,
Aaaah woah-ah-aah!
http://www.reviewstl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Conan-Obrien-Live-Theater-Stage-Show.jpg

[Del Murder]

FYI, I'm going out and won't be on until a few hours after the scheduled end of Day 6. For any staff who are paying attention to the thread (Shiny, Psy, etc), if you could close the thread at 5:30PST then that would be swell. I guess if it's a tie leave it open until someone breaks the tie, then close it.

[oddler]

Somebody do something! :jess:

[Jessweeee♪]

Too late.

[Del Murder]

wtf you guys are boring.

[[M] Eizen]

Not what you expected of us?

[Goldenboko]

I was busy today. :colbert:

[Del Murder]

Hemera;2903909']Not what you expected of us?
I expected at least one post in the last few hours! But I guess when the whole town was sure about someone there isn't much else to be said.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I'll go back to being wrestlers if you want.

tho' tbf a game this big in size is always going to lose steam at some point around the middle.

[Jessweeee♪]

We've had games go up to day ten though haven't we?

[Del Murder]

I didn't expect this game to last this long. :o

The black hole probably broke it. :(

[Shiny]

I made a long post that included Ares, but all it said was Where's Waldo then EoFF logged me out. I had to retype the whole thing and ended up forgetting to put Ares. Short version: I hate EoFF logging me out.

Mafia tip: Always copy paste duh wall of texts into a text/word program just in case.

[Raistlin]

Wait, is Shiny playing again? xD

[Shiny]

O=)

[Logie]

Woo, that was fun! Thanks for amusing me, everyone. :p

I only wish I hadn't been silly enough to sign up while having the busiest week of my life. XD

[Timekeeper]

Logie, you always sign up during the busiest week of your life. It's what Mafia does to you.

[Logie]

Haha! You may be right about that. :)

[Shattered Dreamer]

Haha another townie lynched! I suppose on the plus side it should be easier to tell who's scum now, I mean there can't be that many players left can there?

[Shattered Dreamer]

God damn it eliminate twice in 1 game :p Although I definitely know who's mafia now but my lips are sealed :bigsmile:

[Jessweeee♪]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jessweeee♪]

Can I at least have my result, just for the fun of it? :(

[Shattered Dreamer]

It pains me not being able to point out what by now is bloody obvious!

[Shiny]

Poor blue team. Also curious as to why GB is still alive, but whatevs.

[Goldenboko]

Poor blue team. Also curious as to why GB is still alive, but whatevs.

Because I'm that bloody awesome.

[Jiro]

Poor blue team. Also curious as to why GB is still alive, but whatevs.

Because I'm that bloody scummy.

Fix'd

[Freya]

He's always scummy. That's just his personality :colbert:

[Psychotic]

LEAVE GOLDENBOKO ALONE

LEAVE HIM ALOOOOOONE

:whimper:

[Goldenboko]

He's always scummy. That's just his personality :colbert:

I know! He's just so loud and center of attention and never laying low and always finding scum! It's just so obvious he's scum!

Oh. Wait.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yeah like that time you had this awesome plan to get the last mafia that involved the people with protecting abilities not doing anything!

[Psychotic]

You can fly, little guy, his eyes seem to say.

[qwertysaur]

He's always scummy. That's just his personality :colbert:

I know! He's just so loud and center of attention and never laying low and always finding scum! It's just so obvious he's scum!

Oh. Wait.
When you did that in mafia XI I knew you were in the mafia since day 2 :p

Eventually I'll get to be in the mafia and actually play without random family interruption.

[Jessweeee♪]

ARGH JUST END IT I WANT TO CONFIRM MY HUNCHES :nonono:

[Goldenboko]

You guys wonder why sometimes I randomly disappear for months at a time. :colbert:

[qwertysaur]

You guys wonder why sometimes I randomly disappear for months at a time. :colbert:
Bind! :vivi:

[Shiny]

You guys wonder why sometimes I randomly disappear for months at a time. :colbert:

No we don't.

[Psychotic]

I usually assume someone from the forums has tracked you down IRL and beaten you into a coma :monster:

[Del Murder]

WWF Superstars should be the theme of the next mafia game.

[Psychotic]

The game after next. :colbert:

[Del Murder]

What do you have planned, Psycho? A mindsmurf of your own?

[Psychotic]

:}

[Raistlin]

What will the theme be? Soccer teams/players? The various victims of Loony BoB's sexual predation, beginning with loony bob penetrated me?

[Psychotic]

Honest to god, if I could get away with obscure early 90's football players and actually have people join my game I would do it.

I just want to show all you Americans what you missed out on:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/jasonlee.jpg

"He's got a pineapple on his head"