Perverts!

[KentaRawr!]

Since EoFF has been very pervish lately, I was curious how everyone here responds to perverts in conversation! :D How do you typically respond to pervy behavior or comments in conversation? I want to know!

[Rye]

There's sex jokes and discussing sexual things kind of "perverted", which I'm fine with. In fact, I enjoy these people.

And then there's people who creep up and hit on you everywhere, who comment on any inch of breast or butt in a photo, no matter how innocent the photo may be kind of "pervert" and I don't like that.

[G13]

I'm with Rye. I can dig pervy jokes but when it gets to the point in which I feel you're not joking it gets a little weird.

If it's in the name o' teh lulz I usually go along with it.

[Madame Adequate]

I am the pervert.

But don't worry, you're all safe.

You're all too vanilla.

[Iceglow]

I generally have a laugh about perving, seriously. If I'm making perverted comments or statements it's 99% of the time a joke especially with people from here. If I was serious you'd all know about it lol, I'm very direct when I am interested in someone.

[Bunny]

You're all too vanilla.

Or you're too neopolitan.

I make perverted comments here and there, of both "types", to make people uneasy or to gauge whether or not they react negatively towards that thing. If a person does react negatively, I tend to make a mental not to not be as perverted around them. If they react in a positive manner, I grab their crotch.

[Cuchulainn]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[Jessweeee♪]

It depends. For the most part I don't mind, as long as someone's not all creepo or super annoying or just plain sexist about it. It's really fucking annoying when I can't say or eat anything without someone making it into a sex joke. Let me eat my corndogs and popsicles in peace.

I don't really like it when EoFF goes through those perv phases where half of GC's threads are made or derailed into a "who is the most horny" contest, because these threads don't really interest me. One is fine on its own, but when I lose interest in most of GC I get super bored. I'm only especially bothered when the posters in the thread are like "I like boobs go make me a sandwich" "okay I will make you a sandwich because it is my duty as a woman."

[Momiji]

I've got no problem with perverted humor and such, but there's a fine line between funny and downright creepy. >_>

[Agent Proto]

Clever idea with the poll. As for me, I'm not a pervert, but I do have a perverted mind. Most of the time I keep it to myself.

[Christmas]

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[Cuchulainn]

Dirty jokes & the odd fake-hit on the internet is fine, in proportion. If the percentage of them in your everyday life creeps over the 30% mark of your everyday conversations. You're a creepy wee bollox.

[Raistlin]

No conversation is complete without some sort of dirty joke or perverted innuendo.

[Madame Adequate]

You're all too vanilla.

Or you're too neopolitan.


You can fuck off mate there's a line and implying that my heritage is from the Kingdom of Two Sicilies is far over it :mad2:

[Christmas]

I am the pervert.




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[Clo]

If someone makes a perverted comment to me, it usually becomes a Battle of the Perverts, and the conversation descends into Unholy Grounds as we try to out-pervert each other.

Also, I'm only okay with perverted comments if I sort of know the person. If some guy on the street says something perverted to me, my reply will have something to do with the violent loss of his dong.

[Rye]

I am the pervert.




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[NorthernChaosGod]

I feel like I don't have to really explain myself, you all know me.


If they react in a positive manner, I grab their crotch.

*runs away from Bunny*

[Bunny]

You're all too vanilla.

Or you're too neopolitan.


You can smurf off mate there's a line and implying that my heritage is from the Kingdom of Two Sicilies is far over it :mad2:

Which side?

[Peegee]

I voted 'Everyone should respect other people's bodies. ' only because it's the closest thing to my life philosophy, not because I think sex is icky, which it is.

For example Kishi went down to his elbow down my pants before I even said 'hi' the first time we met.

[Manny]

Well, pervy comments can usually make for a very funny conversation. But when it's some nasty, yellow toothed bum on the bus, leaning close and breathing hard while he fondles he crotch, there are some problems. Pervy humor is personally some of my favorite. It's boundless. There are, however, always certain individuals that manage to turn it into something really creepy.

So I suppose I should say, as long as it's not CREEPY and it's in the name of humor, it's perfectly acceptable.

[Christmas]

I think we can conclude that

Perverted comments/actions made by random strangers = Bad Bad. :(

Perverted comments/actions made by friends and people you know = Funny. :bigsmile:

It is like how I posted a series of exciting pictures to Shiny and she totally like it. :kaoclove:

[qwertysaur]

Also don't forget that when smelly old men say or do perverted things it's really creepy :(

[rubah]

pervy behavior amongst friends is fine

from other people is creepy as hell. I staunchly ignore those people.

[Bunny]

Is that why you don't answer my PMs?

[Shiny]

Yeah I agree harmless dirty jokes between friends is okay, but not when it's some random creeper on the street. But I have certain friends that I know not to joke around with like that because they don't get that humor or they end up being a lesbian and that's really awkward to repel...-_-



It is like how I posted a series of exciting pictures to Shiny and she totally like it. :kaoclove:
Here's something pervy for you:

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I please put them in
Not one, but two

Love, Shiny

[rubah]

Is that why you don't answer my PMs?

you can't just formulate them in your imagination, you have to actually send them. I'm not psychic.

[Rodarian]

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Where do you get these things Chrissymans....

I'm the good humor pervert... However if it ends up being creepy, believe me its not my intention to be so...

There's an acquaintance that I know who likes to reach down and touch my crotch :S.... I simply look at him and say, "Keeping doing that and I'll spring a hard on for you..."

[Chris]

I think it's easiest for a lot of people to connect with others by adding some kind of sexual references in their post. I'm not that kind of a creative personality.

[ChickenHeart]

It depends how well i know them, i tend to do it quite abit to my friends because i'm a dirty minded dood. I never actually mean it either, and everyone thinks i do :(
But theres a line, and thankfully i'm ok with someone going out the line a tad, but if it was someone i didn't know/hated, my God would i be scared.

[Clo]

:

Roses are red
My balls are blue
Can I please put them in
Not one, but two

Love, Shiny

Beautiful. :cry:

[Chloe.]

I agree with what most of you have said. Dirty humour with friends and people I know are fine and I find it funny, but when someone who I don't really know does it, it can get quite weird and uncomfortable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

[Christmas]

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream


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[Clo]

Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme. :mad2:

[Bunny]

NCG ain't no poet, god dammit.

[Pheesh]

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

[Rodarian]

I think it's easiest for a lot of people to connect with others by adding some kind of sexual references in their post. I'm not that kind of a creative personality.

Well how about I'll teach you something 'creative' then....:smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wait a second.

Green and cream don't rhyme. :mad2:
You know it got you worked up, Clo.


And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in my van

:3

:lol:

[Nominus Experse]

g4esd4t4

[Clo]

And the second stanza really is begging for another syllable.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife some candy
Get in my van

:3

No one's gonna get in the van if you show them a knife. Candy's where it's at. I'm giving you tactics here.

[Pheesh]

Thanks. Perhaps we could discuss these tactics some more

...in my van.

[Clo]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

[Pheesh]

Pffft, you're way too much trouble. Precious and I are going to go find an easily trusting, low maintenance kidnapee.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

I have that. I have Jack.

[oddler]

I'm only especially bothered when the posters in the thread are like "I like boobs go make me a sandwich" "okay I will make you a sandwich because it is my duty as a woman."

But the sandwich thing is hilarious in almost any situation, unlike perversion. Mostly, I agree with you, though.


Candy's where it's at. I'm giving you tictacs here.

Fixed.

[Madame Adequate]

I am the pervert.

But don't worry, you're all safe.

You're all too vanilla.
Get out of my head

No. Lobotomies are hot.

[Clo]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

I have that. I have Jack.

Desperate to kidnap me, eh?

You are at least wise enough to know that Jack > candy.

[Raistlin]

What about Jack-spiked candy?

[Clo]

Alright, but I want cake too.

[qwertysaur]

I know a great cake recipeI I just need to get some Rhubarb, Geosynthetic membranes, and an entry "how to kill someone with your bare hands" for the garnishes. :quina:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay, but only if you have a couch and a TV back there. And a well-stocked mini-fridge. :mad2:

I have that. I have Jack.

Desperate to kidnap me, eh?

You are at least wise enough to know that Jack > candy.

I wouldn't say desperate...

But I do have Jack and cake and Jack-spiked candy now and Jack boxers.

[Winter Nights]

I tend to be perverse, when I'm talking to people I know. And occasionally just online in general, if I'm in a weird enough mood. Most of the time, though, I'm just weird. xD

[Clo]

You have Jack boxers?!

[qwertysaur]

Also he has Jack's boxers... :bigsmile:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You have Jack boxers?!

Yes, yes I do. /smug