Tits distract man while women rob him of €300

[The Man]

Story (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7944444/Thieves-use-breasts-to-distract-victim.html).

lol'd

Here's a bonus Arrested Development .gif, because it's an awesome show.

http://i37.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/33ncej6.gif

[Pheesh]

300 is a little steep methinks.

[crono_logical]

Good thing there's a limit on how much you can withdraw on the card in a day (at least on the cards I have) :p

[G13]

300 is a little steep methinks.

"These puppies weren't cheap! Fork it over!"

[Christmas]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

[Fujiko]

Lol. What has the world come to. xD

[Psychotic]

I was going to say "fuck yeah I hope they rob me!" but then I read that they were French, and so they'd have hairy Chewbacca tits.

[Pheesh]

I can't believe they have the nerve to say that the whole thing was caught on tape and then not post a link to it.

That's just cruel.

[Vermachtnis]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

We'd go to jail for sexual harassment.

[Clo]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.

[razorrozar7]

The mighty Clo is correct.

However, this is the first time I've heard of boobs=weapon.

Guy with gun: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Robb-ee(?):Ok, ok, just don't hurt me!

Girl flashing guy: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Robb-ee: Ok, ok, just take me to the nearest hotel!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.

I think we need a showdown to prove that.

[Bunny]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

It's a universal truth that boobs > penis.

I think we need a showdown to prove that.

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

[NorthernChaosGod]

GTFO my battle, Bunny.

[Raistlin]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

[razorrozar7]

Oh, God, Raistlin, I think I may vomit.

[Peegee]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Stop posting that everywhere. I swear I will one-up you even if it causes me to be banned

[razorrozar7]

Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again.

[Peegee]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again.

What do you mean? Repost what?

[Laddy]

I wonder does it work if a man flashes his penis to a female victim! :bigsmile:

We'd go to jail for sexual harassment.
Indeed! Equal Rights!

[razorrozar7]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.



Did you have to repost it, PG? I may vomit again.

What do you mean? Repost what?

DAMN IT, STOP THAT!!! :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

You two have fun with that battle.

[Clo]

There are just... WAYYYYYY too many Wes titties in this thread. :|

[razorrozar7]

ANY Wes tits are too many. I may never sleep well again. I'll bolt upright, screaming, in the middle of the night, with this image floating before my eyes...

[Pheesh]

I dunno, is it just me or has Wes been working out?

[razorrozar7]

I don't know and I don't care. I do NOT want to see his man-boobs.

[G13]

hairy Chewbacca tits.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Interesting...

[qwertysaur]

this is why adblock is a wonderful thing :p

[razorrozar7]

STOP reposting the damn MAN BOOBS!

[Raistlin]

hairy Chewbacca tits.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

[qwertysaur]

interspecies experiment...

[Bunny]

I SHALL PROVIDE THE PENIS

I'll provide the boobs.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

I love you forever, Raistlin. Forever.

[NorthernChaosGod]

hairy Chewbacca tits.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

I am, but you're the one with tits.

[Melissaur]

hairy Chewbacca tits.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

I am, but you're the one with tits.

One: I lol'd at this story.
Two: >_< It burns!!!!

[G13]

hairy Chewbacca tits.


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/swimsuit2.jpg

Interesting...

I am not French! Plus, I thought NCG was the Wookie in your story.

Oh he is, but I'm considering recasting you now. You should have sent me this picture when you were trying to get an audition.

[Jessweeee♪]

If I see that photo again I am closing this :|

[Raistlin]

I love you forever, Raistlin. Forever.

:love:


If I see that photo again I am closing this :|

This thread just became 80% less entertaining.

[Rodarian]

Yea who snipped it.. :colbert:

[Jessweeee♪]

I did. It stopped being funny around the thirtieth time Raistlin posted it so proudly!

[Bunny]

If I see that photo again I am closing this :|

>:|

[Raistlin]

I did. It stopped being funny around the thirtieth time Raistlin posted it so proudly!

Are you serious? I've posted it all of a couple of times, ever. :p It's not my fault that the picture is so glorious everyone has started quoting it in this thread...

[razorrozar7]

Damn it, Jess broke the thread.