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Raistlin
08-17-2010, 03:57 AM
Then buy a booty enhancement spell (http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_6665wt_1139) on ebay!

Discuss this ingenious, assuredly workable spell, as well as the wondrous things you can find on ebay. Tell us stories and links to more expamples!

qwertysaur
08-17-2010, 03:59 AM
I'm surprised you didn't mention the various Jesus sightings you blog about in that link in your sig :p

Raistlin
08-17-2010, 04:03 AM
Oh, good idea, qwerty. The ebay tag on my Jesus pareidolia (http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/tag/64/ebay) site has 22 posts now. This (http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/blog/19/more-french-fries) is probably my favorite.

Clo
08-17-2010, 04:06 AM
I always knew I could find something using natural magicks that could give me a prolific badonka-donk.

Peegee
08-17-2010, 04:13 AM
Oh, good idea, qwerty. The ebay tag on my Jesus pareidolia (http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/tag/64/ebay) site has 22 posts now. This (http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/blog/19/more-french-fries) is probably my favorite.

WTF french fry holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:

G13
08-17-2010, 05:54 AM
:/ I don't see Toast Jesus, I see Toast Frodo Baggins.

Edit: Ahahahahaha that fucker made $3 off of a french fry cross!

Bunny
08-17-2010, 06:20 AM
What is "extreme" poverty? Having negative dollars?

NorthernChaosGod
08-17-2010, 06:22 AM
You know, I could use some more junk in my trunk.

Rodarian
08-17-2010, 06:48 AM
You know, I could use some more junk in my trunk.

I suppose as a life guard you need some sorta back up flotation in case of multiple drowning victims.

rubah
08-17-2010, 07:05 AM
I think this thread needs some more FF Bikini.
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg

Bunny
08-17-2010, 07:06 AM
We shall always prevail.

Pheesh
08-17-2010, 07:08 AM
Is there a way to merge the Weskini pic with Iceglow's grease picture, and then make it an obligatory sig for every member?

Shlup
08-17-2010, 07:10 AM
Kahlan's wedding dress. WAAAAAAAAANT! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Legend-Seeker-KAHLAN-WEDDING-DRESS-EP-221-/180546963228?pt=Wedding_Dresses#ht_1709wt_913)

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 07:59 AM
It's not insane... but you can buy the Buster Sword (http://cgi.ebay.com/Final-Fantasy-Cloud-Buster-Strife-Sword-52-Inches-/270620238372?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_2491wt_1133). As Shlup said, "WAAAAAAAAANT!"

EDIT: Good Lord, the shipping is $85. I take back what I said, it IS insane.

Raistlin
08-17-2010, 09:28 AM
This booty spell scammer's ebay feedback (http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=moonstruck9000&&sspagename=VIP:feedback&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller) is pit of delusional people. Almost all comments are positive, and many (if not all) of them are about spells she "cast" for them.


Fantastic quick caster, I look forward to great results


I feel the positivity already! Can't wait!!!


She is excellent!! I always feel it begin!! Thank you


Love her - Repeat customer because she is the real deal and it works!!

This girl used spells to fix her relationship:


AA++I am back in his life she is calling but that will end soon thanks to Amelia

Wow.

Meat Puppet
08-17-2010, 09:31 AM
I pray to Joe Pesci

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 09:32 AM
So... the repeat customers are getting bigger and bigger asses?

NorthernChaosGod
08-17-2010, 03:23 PM
You know, I could use some more junk in my trunk.

I suppose as a life guard you need some sorta back up flotation in case of multiple drowning victims.

And more cushion to sit down on.

Clo
08-17-2010, 03:42 PM
BAH.

Bunny's signature. :nonono:

Rye
08-17-2010, 03:43 PM
Can they help me reduce ny booty!?

Cuchulainn
08-17-2010, 03:56 PM
She/He is a fucking genius.

Raistlin
08-17-2010, 05:44 PM
She/He is a smurfing genius.

It does seem like she's making quite a lot off of gullible idiots.


Bunny's signature. :nonono:

You're just jealous you don't have such a hot bikini.

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 05:48 PM
Damn it, Wes, I only just managed to get that picture out of my head. :D

And Clo, you were pissed at me for not liking Wes's tits. What right do you have to say :nonono:?

Peegee
08-17-2010, 05:59 PM
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg

What.mp3?

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 06:02 PM
Raistlin, will you PLEASE take that away from him?!

escobert
08-17-2010, 06:05 PM
Liz used to say I had a big booty. but I think she was just crazy.

Peegee
08-17-2010, 10:19 PM
Liz used to say I had a big booty. but I think she was just crazy.

was it bigger than http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/what.jpg ?

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 10:23 PM
Ok, NOW you're fired. From life. :shoot:

escobert
08-17-2010, 10:26 PM
Liz used to say I had a big booty. but I think she was just crazy.

was it bigger than http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/cid_oglop.gif ?

No that would be a massive booty!

Peegee
08-17-2010, 10:29 PM
Liz used to say I had a big booty. but I think she was just crazy.

was it bigger than http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/cid_oglop.gif ?

No that would be a massive booty!

waaaah they filtered it :(

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 10:30 PM
Wes's boobs turned into a little dancing man. WTF?

Peegee
08-17-2010, 10:30 PM
Wes's boobs turned into a little dancing man. WTF?

boobies.

razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 10:32 PM
You're fired again. -->Me:shoot:<--PG

rubah
08-18-2010, 02:39 AM
http://bit.ly/cv2g8l
On topic, though, I've never purchased anything from ebay. I've looked a few times, but I never seem to find anything I'm interested in. I'm also afraid to use any money through there. Paypal terrifies me.

Rye
08-18-2010, 02:53 AM
PayPal is pretty awesome. I rarely hear of people who have had anything but a positive experience using it. It miffs me that they take a cut of my profits when I sell things via Etsy, but it's the only way I feel comfortable accepting payments and after all, it is a business!

Raistlin
08-18-2010, 03:00 AM
PayPal is pretty awesome. I rarely hear of people who have had anything but a positive experience using it.

Seriously? Paypal hate (http://www.paypalsucks.com/) has been all over the internet for years. See also: Wikipedia's discussion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PayPal#Criticism_and_limitations) of some of the criticism and the major controversial actions.

I personally have never had a problem using Paypal, though I haven't used it too much.

rubah
08-18-2010, 03:11 AM
well, honestly, the last people I personally knew who had a problem with it had their problems in 2001. I still don't feel comfortable.

Bunny
08-18-2010, 03:13 AM
I have never used PayPal and have no interest in every using PayPal.

Shiny
08-18-2010, 04:05 AM
:/ I don't see Toast Jesus, I see Toast Frodo Baggins.

Edit: Ahahahahaha that smurfer made $3 off of a french fry cross!

On some site it said they were selling french toast that one of the Nysnc people ate and someone actually bought it for an absurd amount of money.

Madame Adequate
08-21-2010, 01:02 PM
PayPal is pretty awesome. I rarely hear of people who have had anything but a positive experience using it.

Seriously? Paypal hate (http://www.paypalsucks.com/) has been all over the internet for years. See also: Wikipedia's discussion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PayPal#Criticism_and_limitations) of some of the criticism and the major controversial actions.

I personally have never had a problem using Paypal, though I haven't used it too much.

I've never heard of that before, they've been nothing but incredible for me =o

On topic, we might laugh, but
moonstruck9000 ( Feedback Score Of 2789)

If she charges $9 a spell then she's made like $25000 off this.

Raistlin
08-21-2010, 04:29 PM
Yeah, it's quite depressing how retarded people are. Though Jojo and I have developed plans to put our own spell-casting and fortune-telling business on ebay. We'll drown our sorrows in the piles of money we will soon be making.

Quindiana Jones
08-21-2010, 04:46 PM
:onoes:

Madame Adequate
08-21-2010, 08:39 PM
Yeah, it's quite depressing how retarded people are. Though Jojo and I have developed plans to put our own spell-casting and fortune-telling business on ebay. We'll drown our sorrows in the piles of money we will soon be making.

You'll have to compete with my alter-ego, Jimmy Doherty, eighth-order Warlock. From real Ireland.

Quindiana Jones
08-21-2010, 09:33 PM
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou:, you're Jimmy Doherty?