View Full Version : Billy Mays Appreciation Thread
Carnage-
08-17-2010, 12:27 PM
http://i37.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/fxgft1.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/billy-mays-092909-lg.jpg
Peegee
08-17-2010, 02:25 PM
Didn't he die?
Rad Bromance
08-17-2010, 02:48 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
Peegee
08-17-2010, 04:02 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
so, he's dead?
I used to think he was funny simply because my mom hated him. Everytime he came on, she'd go on for five minutes about what a loud weird-o he was, she hated his beard, his voice, etc, etc.
So when he died, I called her up and told her it was her fault, from her channeling her hatred for so long.
Pheesh
08-17-2010, 04:32 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
so, he's dead?
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/billy_mays_dead.jpg
Hi! Billy Mays here, telling PG he better watch his mouth or he's go'an get a slapping! I live forever!
Carnage-
08-17-2010, 04:37 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg
Peegee
08-17-2010, 05:16 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg
But he died. So it's okay the threat is empty.
Pheesh
08-17-2010, 05:18 PM
Yeah? Well pokemon aren't real.
So there.
Peegee
08-17-2010, 05:30 PM
Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;
so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg
Yeah? Well pokemon aren't real.
So there.
...what are you talking about
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a5/Spr_4p_025_m.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e3/Spr_3e_025.gif
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_3f_025.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/96/Spr_3e_025_s.gif
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/22/Spr_4d_025_m.png
See pikachu!
Raistlin
08-17-2010, 05:37 PM
I used to think he was funny simply because my mom hated him. Everytime he came on, she'd go on for five minutes about what a loud weird-o he was, she hated his beard, his voice, etc, etc.
... how could anyone hate his beard?
So when he died, I called her up and told her it was her fault, from her channeling her hatred for so long.
That is awesome.
Shorty
08-17-2010, 05:49 PM
Thanks, Billy Mays. You left us with this hero instead.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/shamwow_guy.jpg
escobert
08-17-2010, 05:53 PM
the shamwow guy is awesome. he reminds me of my old boss.
Bunny
08-17-2010, 08:18 PM
Your old boss hit prostitutes?
Peegee
08-17-2010, 08:27 PM
Your old boss hit prostitutes?
haha my new hero. I didn't know the shamwow guy was a man
escobert
08-17-2010, 08:30 PM
Your old boss hit prostitutes?
and sells drugs!
Shlup
08-17-2010, 08:36 PM
BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some motherfucking Oxyclean.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg
Breine
08-17-2010, 08:49 PM
I have no idea who the man is.
razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 08:58 PM
BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/razorrozar7/Other/atfirstsmall.jpg
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/razorrozar7/Other/butthensmall.jpg
escobert
08-17-2010, 09:06 PM
I have no idea who the man is.
you don't watch enough american tv then :p
Peegee
08-17-2010, 10:15 PM
He watches too much asian anime. You should be watching GI Joe and Peter Pan!
razorrozar7
08-17-2010, 10:21 PM
No, he should be watching The Matrix.
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/neo-dodging-bullets.jpg
Laddy
08-18-2010, 02:13 AM
I miss that man. :(
~*~Celes~*~
08-18-2010, 02:23 AM
YouTube - Billy Falls info Bath Tub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SabRvYb0eE) YouTube - Billy Mays has a moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&NR=1) YouTube - Billy Mays at The Office - Outtakes and Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd56nwVFXjc&feature=related)
Carnage-
08-18-2010, 03:44 AM
YouTube - Billy Mays - The Auto-tune Infomercial Ballad (ft. the Scatman) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJGZ9RHAvU)
Scibby dibby dibby yum dum dum dum, yum dum dum dum.
Meat Puppet
08-18-2010, 02:13 PM
I swear there is some shamwow conspiracy at work here. Shortly before his death he vowed to shampow the shamwow guy. Then he suddenly met an unfortunately accident... hmmm..
billy mays and i share a birthday
every other post pales in comparison.
Peegee
08-19-2010, 04:28 AM
btw guise billy mays is dead.
razorrozar7
08-19-2010, 12:29 PM
BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg
We KNOW that, Peegee. Why do you think the picture says RIP?
Shiny
08-19-2010, 12:57 PM
He reminds me of the people from that Home Improvement show.
razorrozar7
08-19-2010, 01:49 PM
Now that you mention it, he does look kinda like Al.
Carnage-
08-19-2010, 06:59 PM
http://i33.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2mfhw77.jpg
Peegee
08-19-2010, 08:30 PM
BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg
We KNOW that, Peegee. Why do you think the picture says RIP?
Why would you appreciate a dead corpse? I'm confused by this thread.
Goldenboko
08-19-2010, 08:51 PM
PG. You confuse us all.
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