Billy Mays Appreciation Thread

[Carnage-]

http://i37.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/fxgft1.gif

[G13]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/billy-mays-092909-lg.jpg

[Peegee]

Didn't he die?

[Rad Bromance]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

[Peegee]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

so, he's dead?

[Clo]

I used to think he was funny simply because my mom hated him. Everytime he came on, she'd go on for five minutes about what a loud weird-o he was, she hated his beard, his voice, etc, etc.

So when he died, I called her up and told her it was her fault, from her channeling her hatred for so long.

[Pheesh]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

so, he's dead?

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/billy_mays_dead.jpg

Hi! Billy Mays here, telling PG he better watch his mouth or he's go'an get a slapping! I live forever!

[Carnage-]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg

[Peegee]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg

But he died. So it's okay the threat is empty.

[Pheesh]

Yeah? Well pokemon aren't real.

So there.

[Peegee]

Didn't he die?
LIES BILLY CANNOT DIE HE IS LEGEND. ;__;

so, he's dead?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SkjrU8LpfTI/AAAAAAAAHIw/y8ZzODzj9_E/s400/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth.jpg


Yeah? Well pokemon aren't real.

So there.

...what are you talking about

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a5/Spr_4p_025_m.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e3/Spr_3e_025.gif
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5b/Spr_3f_025.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/96/Spr_3e_025_s.gif
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/22/Spr_4d_025_m.png

See pikachu!

[Raistlin]

I used to think he was funny simply because my mom hated him. Everytime he came on, she'd go on for five minutes about what a loud weird-o he was, she hated his beard, his voice, etc, etc.

... how could anyone hate his beard?


So when he died, I called her up and told her it was her fault, from her channeling her hatred for so long.

That is awesome.

[Shorty]

Thanks, Billy Mays. You left us with this hero instead.

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/shamwow_guy.jpg

[escobert]

the shamwow guy is awesome. he reminds me of my old boss.

[Bunny]

Your old boss hit prostitutes?

[Peegee]

Your old boss hit prostitutes?

haha my new hero. I didn't know the shamwow guy was a man

[escobert]

Your old boss hit prostitutes?

and sells drugs!

[Shlup]

BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some motherfucking Oxyclean.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg

[Breine]

I have no idea who the man is.

[razorrozar7]

BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/razorrozar7/Other/atfirstsmall.jpg

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/razorrozar7/Other/butthensmall.jpg

[escobert]

I have no idea who the man is.

you don't watch enough american tv then :p

[Peegee]

He watches too much asian anime. You should be watching GI Joe and Peter Pan!

[razorrozar7]

No, he should be watching The Matrix.

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/neo-dodging-bullets.jpg

[Laddy]

I miss that man. :(

[~*~Celes~*~]

YouTube - Billy Falls info Bath Tub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SabRvYb0eE) YouTube - Billy Mays has a moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&NR=1) YouTube - Billy Mays at The Office - Outtakes and Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd56nwVFXjc&feature=related)

[Carnage-]

YouTube - Billy Mays - The Auto-tune Infomercial Ballad (ft. the Scatman) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJGZ9RHAvU)

[G13]

Scibby dibby dibby yum dum dum dum, yum dum dum dum.

[Meat Puppet]

I swear there is some shamwow conspiracy at work here. Shortly before his death he vowed to shampow the shamwow guy. Then he suddenly met an unfortunately accident... hmmm..

[Jowy]

billy mays and i share a birthday

every other post pales in comparison.

[Peegee]

btw guise billy mays is dead.

[razorrozar7]

BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg

We KNOW that, Peegee. Why do you think the picture says RIP?

[Shiny]

He reminds me of the people from that Home Improvement show.

[razorrozar7]

Now that you mention it, he does look kinda like Al.

[Carnage-]

http://i33.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2mfhw77.jpg

[Peegee]

BJ and I have been re-watching the entire first (and only) season of Pitchmen this week, so this thread is very apt. We love Billy Mays. I would buy a fried piece of :bou::bou::bou::bou: from that dude. He sucks me into the deep dark depths of his beard and I will buy whatever he's selling. I love me some mothersmurfing Oxyclean.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128907273678313084.jpg

We KNOW that, Peegee. Why do you think the picture says RIP?

Why would you appreciate a dead corpse? I'm confused by this thread.

[Goldenboko]

PG. You confuse us all.