I'm Commander Shepard AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL

[Jessweeee♪]

They're all my favorite stores! ALL OF THEM.


(This is a thread about Mass Effect).

[Bunny]

Mass Effect is pretty good.

[Laddy]

They sold Boo at the Citadel in ME2!!!!

[Rase]

Hey everyone! This thread discriminates against the poor!

[Jiro]

I was wondering why the people didn't revolt when stores next to each other both claimed to be the favourite of a dead guy. :confused:

[Bunny]

Would you be angry at a guy who is famous for shooting people in the face that get in his way and then not dying when his space ship gets blown up by mythical aliens and he gets lost in space?

[Jiro]

I didn't say they were angry at him; those smurfing shopkeeps are trying to dupe us!

[Jessweeee♪]

So I just watched Mogi beat ME2 and we thought "hey let's look up all the different ways you can affect this." We want to try to import the worst datafile ever.


We're gonna do very few loyalty missions, kill off all of our party members, send someone unreliable to escort the crew back to the ship so they all die, and since no one will be able to help Shepard up into the ship after the final boss s/he'll die too. Joker's gonna be all by himself!

[Bunny]

Mass Effect III: JOKER TIME

[Iceglow]

So I just watched Mogi beat ME2 and we thought "hey let's look up all the different ways you can affect this." We want to try to import the worst datafile ever.


We're gonna do very few loyalty missions, kill off all of our party members, send someone unreliable to escort the crew back to the ship so they all die, and since no one will be able to help Shepard up into the ship after the final boss s/he'll die too. Joker's gonna be all by himself!


You're making me want to do a very bad data file now. I might do this when at my moms for a month.

Edit: but then Halo Reach comes in on the 14/9 and well we all know what that means!

[Jessweeee♪]

I just read that Bioware says you won't be able to import a file where Shepard dies. Disappointing, but it would have been super cheesy to revive him/her.

I think the minimum requirements are two surviving party members. So the Normandy will have at least four people on it.

[Skyblade]

Now you get to bicker about which people are awesome enough to make that final pick.

Just four more days until we finally get to put down the Shadow Broker!

Although, despite being said to be designed around a player who has finished the suicide mission, since most players have by now, the trailer for Lair of the Shadow Broker clearly states that Cerberus gave Shepard the intel on the Shadow Broker's location. Even though Cerberus is mostly gone, and totally hates my Shepard by now.

[f f freak]

I'm currently working on my Garrus and Tali ME2 run. If I were you Jess, I'd do what I'm doing and pick the people who've been with you since the beginning.

[Jessweeee♪]

That sounds like a good plan. I've been reading up on all of the different factors so I can manipulate it just how I want it!

[f f freak]

That sounds like a good plan. I've been reading up on all of the different factors so I can manipulate it just how I want it!

If you want I can send you my list of how to do it. I'm unsure of if it will work 100% because I haven't got up to it yet, but based on other playthroughs it should work.

Also, cutting it down from 12 (If you have DLC) to 2 is significantly harder than from 10 to 2.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yeah, I was considering just not recruiting some people but I think it'll add so much more to the import if they join, be my super best buddy forever, and then die. I want to do as many loyalty missions as I can. I'm going to start the game tomorrow!

(Fun fact, this is going to be my first time actually playing a Mass Effect game all the way through for myself. I played two or three hours of the first and then watched Mogi play all of ME2.)

[Skyblade]

Lair of the Shadow Broker has been broken since launch for all PC users.

Downloading the file gets you an exe file containing 1.5 gigabytes of...zeroes. Yep, the entire gig and a half is nothing but zeroes. Someone at BioWare messed up big time.