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GrimmReaper
08-26-2010, 04:06 AM
Took me a week to grow, and I'm quite proud of it but now it's all itchy likes. Any of you lot' like beardey things?!?

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab185/Vfrewqpoiuyt/beardy.png

Shlup
08-26-2010, 04:10 AM
BJ has been beardy for like three years now. I'm into it. For a long time people kept telling me "You let him grow that??" and "You should make him shave it!" but I liiike it! Beardy face is much softer than stubble face.

In fact, most of my guy friends have beards.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/Japan/eoff15.jpg

escobert
08-26-2010, 04:15 AM
I haven't shaved in two weeks.

Bunny
08-26-2010, 04:17 AM
I cannot grow a beard because I am polish.

Shlup
08-26-2010, 04:58 AM
So is BJ. You just have to let some parts grow a little longer to cover the bald parts.

Shorty
08-26-2010, 05:02 AM
I absolutely adore men with facial hair, ranging from 5:00 shadows to a couple week's growth. Instant double take for facial hair.

Bunny
08-26-2010, 05:12 AM
So is BJ. You just have to let some parts grow a little longer to cover the bald parts.

Dammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.

Rase
08-26-2010, 06:27 AM
I keep it at about half and inch long, in a half inch wide strip going down my jaw, with the mustache thing to pull it all together. I like it.

Rodarian
08-26-2010, 07:26 AM
I haven't shaved in about five days.. But thats cause of laziness.... Besides I don't think I look attractive at all with a a beard...The five oclock and stubbles works for me though..

boris no no
08-26-2010, 07:33 AM
my boyfriend has a super sexy beard ^^ he just needs like 3 days to grow a beard, a short one but not stubble!

Some guys look baaaaad with a beard though...

Shiny
08-26-2010, 08:08 AM
I do like beards on some men. Beards are badass. Does BJ grow a beard because he thinks it will make him look less like a boyish man child? He is still boyish! He can't stop it!

iced_saltine
08-26-2010, 08:51 AM
beards are sexy and all sorts of win, but they can make kissing very...difficult sometimes.

for those of you who don't have the experience of kissing a bearded man, find some steel wool and pretend.

Parker
08-26-2010, 10:40 AM
My beard is scraggly and rough. I feel a little manly with it but it is too patchy to be sexy. :(

Rantz
08-26-2010, 11:54 AM
I currently have what I've learned is called a Van Dyke (basically a goatee connected to a moustache). It was annoying and itchy while I fought against it, but since I stopped resisting it's not itching anymore, and I'm growing pretty fond of it!


http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/DSC00239.jpg

This is pretty much all I'm capable of growing, area-wise. Sideburn hairs are few and far apart. :greenie:

Old Manus
08-26-2010, 12:06 PM
I can't take the unending itchiness that occurs after growing it for a couple of days. That, and the fact that for reasons unknown to humankind, it's ginger.

Rye
08-26-2010, 12:24 PM
I love thick stubble. But my boyfriend can't grow facial hair. ;_;

Madame Adequate
08-26-2010, 12:58 PM
I love thick stubble. But my boyfriend can't grow facial hair. ;_;

:stare:

Rye
08-26-2010, 01:01 PM
http://i.pbase.com/o5/42/267742/1/68416028.ZWKwadqz.fart.gif

Clo
08-26-2010, 02:01 PM
I love beards. I make kindly request the boyfriend to have some little beard on his chin at all times. When he shaves it I'm very sad.

Levian
08-26-2010, 02:41 PM
I currently have what I've learned is called a Van Dyke (basically a goatee connected to a moustache).

Or what we in Norway call a pornosmultring!

I can't live without a beard, or at least stubble, I look 14. So far in 2010 i've only been clean shaven for one day, and that was when I couldn't find the charger for my trimmer at all, so i had to use the razor.

As for style, I just let it grow and then shave my neck when I start to feel hideous.

Jiro
08-26-2010, 02:46 PM
So is BJ. You just have to let some parts grow a little longer to cover the bald parts.

Dammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.

That's what I tell myself too; "Don't worry Jiro, you can't grow a beard 'cause you're Polish"

missaira
08-26-2010, 03:04 PM
So is BJ. You just have to let some parts grow a little longer to cover the bald parts.

Dammit. I just can't grow facial hair. It's all good though, I probably look terrible with it.

That's what I tell myself too; "Don't worry Jiro, you can't grow a beard 'cause you're Polish"

but you're not polish :roll2

Pheesh
08-26-2010, 03:11 PM
So far all I've got is the beginnings of a goatee and mustache, whether the rest of it gets hairy remains to be seen.

DMKA
08-26-2010, 03:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/shynquietguy.jpg

Took me a week to grow.

Momiji
08-26-2010, 03:18 PM
I've been too lazy to shave lately. Once the OH MY GOD MY FACE IS SO GOD DAMN ITCHY phase ends, I guess it isn't so bad. Maybe I'll let it go for a while just because.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 03:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/shynquietguy.jpg

Took me a week to grow.

Dimka bearsy sama!

xD Yars is going to go crazy if he reads this.

Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.

Psychotic
08-26-2010, 03:28 PM
The fuck is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

Breine
08-26-2010, 03:29 PM
I haven't been clean shaven in like a year. Stubbles and beards are great. Especially beards are awesome.

Jiro
08-26-2010, 03:31 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

You need some american women then, they seem to love it most.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 03:31 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

neckbeards are ugly paulpsy~

Madame Adequate
08-26-2010, 03:33 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

Truth.

Pheesh
08-26-2010, 03:36 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

Truth.

I thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:

ChickenHeart
08-26-2010, 03:39 PM
I have a very light beard or stubble thing atm, i kinda like it because it makes me look older but...it's not really covering my jaw yet...
p.s which is very weird because i went through puberty at 11 years old :(

DMKA
08-26-2010, 03:44 PM
Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/12037/ken%20watanabe.jpg

What about goatees? :love:

Madame Adequate
08-26-2010, 05:02 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

Truth.

I thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:

That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.

Pheesh
08-26-2010, 05:05 PM
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?

No you bloody don't.

You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches. :colbert:

Truth.

I thought you couldn't grow a beard :bigsmile:

That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.

I see... You've given me a lot to think about.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 05:09 PM
Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/12037/ken%20watanabe.jpg

What about goatees? :love:

God Dimka you're such a gayfag :love:

Shorty
08-26-2010, 05:10 PM
We should do an EoFF beard contest to see who can go the longest without shaving. Like in Knocked Up.

Rantz
08-26-2010, 05:13 PM
Don't tempt fate, or it'll happen.

Shorty
08-26-2010, 05:16 PM
I WANT it to happen.

escobert
08-26-2010, 05:18 PM
It must happen!

GrimmReaper
08-26-2010, 05:23 PM
i have to shave in a week and a half though, not fair! T.T

Peegee
08-26-2010, 05:24 PM
I WANT it to happen.

Set up the thread Shorty <3

I won't compete because well, if I don't shave it's NASTY

Shorty
08-26-2010, 05:46 PM
I'm only doing this if I have a minimum of five participants.

Rantz
08-26-2010, 05:53 PM
If one or more participants last 6 months, everybody puts a little money towards buying the one who lasts the longest a Rusty Roger Beardaclava.

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.122504601.jpg


Addendum: The first girl to grow an inch-long beard wins a

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.168221828.jpg

Jessweeee♪
08-26-2010, 06:18 PM
Beards make kisses feel nice! Sometimes I just tell my boyfriend to use his beard when he's giving me a back rub.

I imagine it would hurt if he had just shaved. We never have that problem though because he just trims it.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 06:28 PM
I'm only doing this if I have a minimum of five participants.

Make a sign up thread and find out

omg just give me your password I'll do it :aimmad: :mad2:

Old Manus
08-26-2010, 07:23 PM
Don't go down on a bitch unless you're clean shaven

Clo
08-26-2010, 07:35 PM
If one or more participants last 6 months, everybody puts a little money towards buying the one who lasts the longest a Rusty Roger Beardaclava.

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.122504601.jpg

[/SPOILER]

Dude.

I need this hat-thing.

DMKA
08-26-2010, 07:37 PM
Don't go down on a bitch unless you're clean shaven
I had typed out a long winded, equally crude response to this post, but I followed my better judgment and deleted it.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 07:40 PM
Don't go down on a bitch unless you're clean shaven
I had typed out a long winded, equally crude response to this post, but I followed my better judgment and deleted it.

Afraid of being b& ?

Shlup
08-26-2010, 07:59 PM
As he should be.

Manus, don't be vulgar! Vaginae are gross.

Peegee
08-26-2010, 08:10 PM
As he should be.

Manus, don't be vulgar! Vaginae are gross.

vagine*

Shlup
08-26-2010, 08:15 PM
Not according to my spellchecker.

Old Manus
08-26-2010, 08:23 PM
Don't repeat my mistakes bros

Peegee
08-26-2010, 08:25 PM
Not according to my spellchecker.

You don't have a Slovakian spellchicken

Rye
08-26-2010, 08:52 PM
Not according to my spellchecker.

You don't have a Slovakian spellchicken

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shiny
08-26-2010, 11:18 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/shynquietguy.jpg

Took me a week to grow.

Dimka bearsy sama!

xD Yars is going to go crazy if he reads this.

Anyway I don't like to see beards on Asian people. Just..ew no.

Not even this hottie?

http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/paimei.jpg

Jiro
08-26-2010, 11:49 PM
We should do an EoFF beard contest to see who can go the longest without shaving. Like in Knocked Up.

Let's do this :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :cool:

Parker
08-27-2010, 12:23 AM
I'm in on the beard battle....but only if i can trim it and keep it nice-ish when it becomes too beastly.

iced_saltine
08-27-2010, 12:28 AM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/iced_saltine/beard.png

male(x) + beard = improvement

Parker
08-27-2010, 12:29 AM
I would lift Zidanes tail (if u know what i mean), if he grew a beard......hawt!!!

Peegee
08-27-2010, 12:42 AM
I'm in on the beard battle....but only if i can trim it and keep it nice-ish when it becomes too beastly.

You can quit whenever you want. Just calculate how long that will take, and whether you think anybody else will bow out before you :D

ps: shorty maek thread nao

Parker
08-27-2010, 12:51 AM
Trimming does not mean quitting. By trimming i mean keeping it tidy :D

unless you mean we have to have scruffy beards. it's on either way bro

G13
08-27-2010, 07:34 AM
We should do an EoFF beard contest to see who can go the longest without shaving. Like in Knocked Up.

Battle of the beards! I'm so down for this. :cool:

Mo-Nercy
08-27-2010, 08:44 AM
I think I'd rock a pretty awesome beard. I get good consistant growth.

The missus doesn't let me though. She thinks I look awful enough with a stubble.

Cuchulainn
08-27-2010, 11:14 AM
I have thick stubble is that classed as a beard? what's the cut off point that turns stubble to beard?

Rantz
08-27-2010, 01:06 PM
I have thick stubble is that classed as a beard? what's the cut off point that turns stubble to beard?

When it's long enough that your moustache tickles your upper lip (assuming moustache and beard are of roughly the same length), you have a beard.

Rantzien's Third Law of Facial Hirsutism

NorthernChaosGod
08-27-2010, 11:58 PM
I love beards. I make kindly request the boyfriend to have some little beard on his chin at all times. When he shaves it I'm very sad.

I'll grow a beard for you.

fire_of_avalon
08-28-2010, 12:39 AM
I have thick stubble is that classed as a beard? what's the cut off point that turns stubble to beard?

I don't know, and I don't care but you need to leave it alone.

Cuchulainn
08-28-2010, 09:23 AM
I have thick stubble is that classed as a beard? what's the cut off point that turns stubble to beard?

I don't know, and I don't care but you need to leave it alone.

OK WIFE!

Iceglow
08-28-2010, 09:56 AM
I have enough beard growth after a week to have a thick stubble beard. I could trim it in now in fact. As for style I like a chinstrap with moustache it suits me. I used to have a Vandyke for like 3 years or so then shaved it all off. Does anyone else do no shave november?

In any situation, beard growing contest...so long as the rules allow for:

Keeping the beard tidy and presentable
Styling the beard in to a neat manner
Trimming the beard if we so wish

then I am in because well in my line of work where I deal with the public I don't want to look like a hobo so I will probably have to keep it tidy, presentable and style it (as a bare bones min my boss will expect that) and trim it because I don't like my beard being long but I like it getting thick. Paul has seen the glory of my beard growing abilities lol

Jowy
08-28-2010, 05:27 PM
Playoff beard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playoff_beard)

i never got any complaints with the beard while i was down south for the record either, i guess the extra bit of tickling does wonders for some people.

aquatius
08-28-2010, 11:12 PM
I like it hairy everywhere :D

I have a small beard and hate shaving so get quite furry over time.

black orb
08-30-2010, 11:49 PM
>>> This pic is from various months ago, now my beard is like twice longer..:luca:

Iceglow
09-01-2010, 10:11 PM
Since I won't be taking part in the Jesus-a-thon going on (sorry I need to trim/shave girls but you can still oggle my beard I don't mind ;) lol)

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/Image65.jpg

That pic was taken Monday after I got bored Sunday evening and shaved my 5 days growth in to a beard, what do you peeps reckon, so far I've heard a lot of positive about my beard even from non-beard lovers. Though I admit it's a little George Michael-ish lol. Especially with my aviators and leather jacket on peering in to the middle distance at nothing in particular as I had to for a photo at work Tuesday lol.

Peegee
09-01-2010, 10:16 PM
I think you can do any of that as long as you don't shave, but you run the risk of losing the competition because shaving and trimming and even washing your beard is not allowed.

NorthernChaosGod
09-02-2010, 12:07 AM
I think you can do any of that as long as you don't shave, but you run the risk of losing the competition because shaving and trimming and even washing your beard is not allowed.

Fuck you, I'm still washing my beard.

Shorty
09-02-2010, 04:32 AM
I think you can do any of that as long as you don't shave, but you run the risk of losing the competition because shaving and trimming and even washing your beard is not allowed.

I never said it wasn't allowed! I said it was discouraged. >:O

also was your beards, or ew

Peegee
09-02-2010, 04:43 AM
I think you can do any of that as long as you don't shave, but you run the risk of losing the competition because shaving and trimming and even washing your beard is not allowed.

I never said it wasn't allowed! I said it was discouraged. >:O

also was your beards, or ew

I can wash my facial hair? Winnar = me!