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Rantz
08-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Raining animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals)

Everything about this article, from the bizarre premise of jellyfish raining from the sky to the funny section about "raining cats and dogs" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals#.22Raining_cats_and_dogs.22) amuses me to no end.

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Bizarre facts about the world, on Wikipedia or whateva!

Bunny
08-30-2010, 10:25 PM
Bizarre Fact #1: The Earth is roughly 2,000 years old and any evidence that appears to predate this information is, by necessity, fabricated.

Raistlin
08-30-2010, 10:56 PM
Bizarre Fact #1: The Earth is roughly 26,000 years old and any evidence that appears to predate this information is, by necessity, fabricated.

Fixed. And here's proof (http://www.answersingenesis.org/).

Bunny
08-30-2010, 11:19 PM
You expect me to wade through that garbage to find refuting information? You put way too much faith in my system of beliefs and my motivation.

rubah
08-31-2010, 02:58 AM
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I want this to be the new New Thread button.

nice new bbcode tag, pontum ;D

Jessweeee♪
08-31-2010, 04:48 AM
I had this little deck of cards that had neat little facts printed on them. The only one I remember said that if you were to align the solar system and scale it down to fit on a human body head to foot, Uranus would be where your butt is. Is it true? I don't know!

Pheesh
08-31-2010, 06:08 AM
I had this little deck of cards that had neat little facts printed on them. The only one I remember said that if you were to align the solar system and scale it down to fit on a human body head to foot, Uranus would be where your butt is. Is it true? I don't know!

You would think that info would actually be available on wikipedia.

rubah
08-31-2010, 06:39 AM
Doing some rough calculations: assuming the planets are all aligned, and using their average distances from the sun, we see that pluto is about 5900E6 km away from the sun, and uranus is about 2800E6 km away. Normalizing that to 6ft, we get that uranus is 3.081 feet from the top of your body, 2.919 feet from the bottom of your body.

Supposing that the average human is 8 heads high, so a head therefore is defined to be .75ft The ass sits at about the 4 head mark, or 3 ft down from your head.

Sooo... yeah, basically.

Rodarian
08-31-2010, 08:27 AM
Your ears and nose continue to to grow until u die....

Shorty
09-01-2010, 01:55 AM
Pacific Parrotlets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Parrotlet) will kill their mate in a jealous rage if there are other birds around to prevent flirting.

The only reason I know this is because I've recently looked into acquiring a pair.

NorthernChaosGod
09-01-2010, 06:57 AM
Raining animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals)

Everything about this article, from the bizarre premise of jellyfish raining from the sky to the funny section about "raining cats and dogs" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals#.22Raining_cats_and_dogs.22) amuses me to no end.

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Bizarre facts about the world, on Wikipedia or whateva!

5 Bizarre Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16685_5-bizarre-ways-weather-can-kill-you-without-warning.html)

#3!

Rodarian
09-01-2010, 09:54 AM
[QUOTE=Shorty;2904843]Pacific Parrotlets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Parrotlet) will kill their mate in a jealous rage if there are other birds around to prevent flirting.QUOTE]

PP MALE:I saw you looking at that bird.."

PP FEMALE: What? No I was looking at the tasty berries next to him.."

PP MALE: Yea I'm sure you were looking at tasty berries..

*PECKS HER HEAD OFF*

PP MALE: DIE BITCH!!! :hot:

Rye
09-05-2010, 01:53 PM
Did you know that snails have projectile penises to fertilize their mate and that walking in your garden, if you have a fair amount of snails, you've probably been hit by one?

Rodarian
09-05-2010, 02:54 PM
Did you know that snails have projectile penises to fertilize their mate and that walking in your garden, if you have a fair amount of snails, you've probably been hit by one?

Are you telling us something Rye....:smug:

Unbreakable Will
09-05-2010, 03:04 PM
Raining animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals)

Everything about this article, from the bizarre premise of jellyfish raining from the sky to the funny section about "raining cats and dogs" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals#.22Raining_cats_and_dogs.22) amuses me to no end.

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Bizarre facts about the world, on Wikipedia or whateva!

5 Bizarre Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16685_5-bizarre-ways-weather-can-kill-you-without-warning.html)

#3!
Did you read the ball lightning one? It cracked me up;

Some think its a big ball of What the smurf that has somehow adopted physical form. :monster: The more you know, knowledge is power!

NorthernChaosGod
09-05-2010, 03:29 PM
Raining animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals)

Everything about this article, from the bizarre premise of jellyfish raining from the sky to the funny section about "raining cats and dogs" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raining_animals#.22Raining_cats_and_dogs.22) amuses me to no end.

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Bizarre facts about the world, on Wikipedia or whateva!

5 Bizarre Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_16685_5-bizarre-ways-weather-can-kill-you-without-warning.html)

#3!
Did you read the ball lightning one? It cracked me up;

Some think its a big ball of What the smurf that has somehow adopted physical form. :monster: The more you know, knowledge is power!

Man, I read Cracked religiously. I love that fucking place.

Rye
09-05-2010, 03:49 PM
It is a very funny website!

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 04:10 PM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

Men have nipples because technically, all humans are female in the womb until around the 2nd to 3rd month, when the Y chromosome could take over for one X chromosome. Even if they are male, the nipples have already developed.

Raistlin
09-05-2010, 05:04 PM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

One of the most venomous creatures in the world is a jellyfish no bigger than your thumbnail (http://science.discovery.com/top-ten/2009/new-species/new-species-04.html).

Pheesh
09-05-2010, 05:10 PM
Did you know that snails have projectile penises to fertilize their mate and that walking in your garden, if you have a fair amount of snails, you've probably been hit by one?

Are you telling us something Rye....:smug:

Yeah, she's telling you that those nice new shoes you bought have male snail love all over them :D

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 05:26 PM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Pheesh
09-05-2010, 05:30 PM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*

TheGlassesGirl
09-05-2010, 05:31 PM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*
I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG. :cool:

Ouch!
09-05-2010, 05:45 PM
Snails are not, in fact, hermaphroditic. A larval snail becomes a male by attaching to the back of a female snail; it then develops into the testes and nothing else and lives inside the female snail's shell fertilizing her eggs. A male snail is, quite literally, parasitic balls.

NorthernChaosGod
09-06-2010, 03:36 AM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*
I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG. :cool:
I would have, but I was working. :(

Back the fuck off my Kool-Aid, EE.

Pheesh
09-06-2010, 05:30 AM
By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull:bou::bou::bou::bou: test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*
I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG. :cool:
I would have, but I was working. :(

Back the smurf off my Kool-Aid, EE.

Your Kool-Aid was getting warm in the sun, I simply put it back in the fridge. I don't even like Kool-Aid.

Shorty
09-06-2010, 10:04 PM
"The original spelling of KOOL-AID was Kool-Ade, but the name was soon changed to its popular modern-day spelling.

Based on per capital sales, KOOL-AID is most popular in Memphis, Tennessee. The other top five cities are (in order) Little Rock, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, and Jacksonville, Florida.

KOOL-AID is certainly an All-American favorite. So it's no surprise that more KOOL-AID is sold the week right before and the week after the 4th of July than any other period during the year."

http://en.wikivisual.com/images/f/ff/Kool-AidMan.jpg

Laddy
09-07-2010, 12:23 AM
Memphis, Tennessee
Come to Memphis and have some Kool-Aid!

Memphis Facts!
Memphis had to be rebuilt due to Yellow Fever near the Mississippi, so they literally built New Memphis RIGHT ON TOP OF THE OLD MEMPHIS. There is literally a 19th Century memphis under where Memphis is today. Thousands of hobos live under there. Memphis has hobo issues.